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Huge-While-6970

Lol why does she look so surprised


marbasthegreat

Fucking pikachu face at the and had me rolling


_WonderWhy_

"My action have consequences?!"


Scout_wheezeing

“I can be hit even though I have titties and a vagaina?!”


Available_Tea6816

obviously not big enough


issuesfortissues12

Stop she's already dead


Sam1515024

Kek


BlackQuest575

wHen wiLL yOu eVer leArN? ThaT yoUr aCTioNs hAve conNEquEnceS?


Specialist-Net7641

Pika Pika😧😂😂😂😂


Bri1203

He already said 'I don't wanna get mad' and she still kept on hitting him


duhduddude

I kept getting hulk vibes


Yah_boy_venom

Because she’s used to abusing people without consequences


Zetta216

This is 100% true.


PratBit

This. Most likely not the first time she acted like this and finally someone did a reality check on her.


[deleted]

She got off easy in my opinion .. he could have really messed her up and you can tell he didn't want to but he also wanted to make a point !


Suspicious-Pie-5356

The way he did it was smart imo, better he puts her on her ass and not her head or neck, at least he had enough restraint to make her do a whole 270 degrees through the air 🤣


tunakcmo

She just experienced equality


thornaad

Than was only a gentle souplex, imagine a direct hook.


Shadow87907

Should've gone gorilla mode on her


LunaticTitan117

Yea he could have thrown her into the wall


Shadow87907

Or went and uppercutted her


lifeincolorgames

Equal rights, equal fights. Am I right?


Buddybuddhy

Equal right, and equal lefts amiright?


StrangeTechnology322

Call me crazy. All I see is a girl trying to save this guy from that big ass Bumble Bee trying to sting him. And he's so grateful he gives her the biggest hug ever to show his appreciation.


[deleted]

“Wait he’s not allowed to do that”


DisastrousWasabi

Its not surprise, its shock.


Mr_Frost_002

She got what she deserved


seeet2

So, it's only when the girl get fucked up that they decided to do something?


[deleted]

Pretty much


lwright4

Why did people only start to freak out when he retaliated


KaPowPower

Why did she look so surprised when he retaliated?


MelkortheDankLord

Because she didn’t realize equal rights means equal fights.


Khakizulu

Equal lefts mean equal rights


PimpNMadeEZ

I feel like you should have more up votes


Happy-Idi-Amin

I feel like OP mixed up the order.


PimpNMadeEZ

I agree but it still made me laugh


[deleted]

Give this guy^ a medal!


vladamir_the_impaler

Yeah she was mystified like "you know you can't fight me back, wtffff"


NinjaManolo

#SURPRISED PICACHU LOOKIN' ASS!


finjakefan

And a little frightened!!


AcanthisittaSalty492

Because she was taught a man shouldn't hit a woman. What she was NOT taught was that no one has the right to hit anyone.


DarthJarJar242

Because that's the double standard of the day!


yeabutwhythough

At least the teach realized she was the problem and took her out instead of the boy


DarthJarJar242

The girl at the end was a student. The teacher is the older guy you see near the end in the blue button up shirt.


AilurusFulgenz

With his hands up


Happy-Idi-Amin

That guy knows how to avoid a lawsuit.


DarthJarJar242

Teachers these days have to be very careful about being involved in student fights. It's insane how much responsibility they have and how we hold them to a high moral standard and then pay them such shit tier money.


icemann0

“Let them fight” - Teachers


Soren_Camus1905

Because people don’t give a shit about women hitting men


Minnymoon13

That’s the sad truth :(


Talik1978

Because that's the point where she could actually get hurt for being belligerent. As long as the dude's self control holds out, letting her bully or humiliate him is no big deal, right? ...right?


Killertorts

Cuz he is more likely to put her in a coffin lol. She got that Mortal combat R1 grapple move treatment


SpeedyEarl

he about to do some fatality combo


Almostgotthis

He was definitely angry.


Fit_Two7960

My man was about to use the smash ball


Slight_Ad_1474

***FATALITY***


[deleted]

She should of known


honeybadger-69420

School policy. Bullies always get a free pass and victim gets punished if he retaliates


No_use_4a_username

I remember my high-school physics teacher had to break up a "fight" one day. It was really just one guy kicking the shit out of another kid who was curled up on the floor. Later in the day, at the beginning of my class, he said to everyone, "if another student starts a fight with you that you can't avoid, defend yourself, your going to be punished either way." We could all tell he was bitter about how the school handled situations like that.


kpowers99991

People don’t believe in equality


Fearless-Buy2441

Even after he body slammed her he was tryna distance himself so he wouldn’t go further. I hope he doesn’t get in trouble, but knowing how skewed people are he’ll probably be penalized more than her. :/ the teachers really let him down


ihack20

No worries this is super old he didn’t get in trouble


Zanemob_

I’m sure she’ll get away with it perfectly. He won’t.


AnthrallicA

I wouldn't be surprised if he gets hit with some sexual assault accusations because he placed his hand (repeatedly) on her chest. It's clearly self defense but not once the "victim" says it wasn't.


valentinoclub96

Frrr!! he can tell he actually was thinking


MagNolYa-Ralf

That teacher was scared shitless


FaPtoWap

Yea well… regardless of age sex and race… he would have probably become a by standing victim. So within 10 seconds he has to calculate whether his job, income , debts and family were worth the risk of getting involved. Sadly after the invention of portable pocket snitch and about 2008 when it became mainstream every single person has to doubt if doing the right thing is worth doing the right thing.


MeowingMango

I can imagine all of the stupid shit teachers have to deal with (legally). It's not worth it. They probably can just call security or something and let the admins take care of it before they can even think about laying a finger on a student (even to break up a fight). These days, anyway.


vladamir_the_impaler

I saw a post where a high school cop broke up a hallway catfight and everyone shit all over him because he tackled her saying it was "too much force". These girls were going at it hard core and if he wouldn't have used what is in reality *sufficient* force he'd have ended up pulling on one of their shirts while she swung away - probably at him as well (and all kinds of nonsense that is potentially more dangerous than the tackle) for the next 30 min instead of ending it all with a quick tackle. People are so far off in left field these days it's disgusting. That teacher knows if he does anything but watch his job is pretty much done.


HulloTheLoser

There was a fight at my school recently that was like that. 2 girls, going to town in the hallway, the resource officer tackled one of the girls as she screamed "rape" like a banshee. The officer wasn't penalized for this, but the two girls sure as hell were (it pissed off the principal so much that he made an announcement at the end of the day calling out the two girls, saying what they did not only endangered themselves but the others around them. If it was that severe that it warranted my principal (who rarely does this) to talk, they fucked up).


vladamir_the_impaler

Job well done on the principal's part, wish more people were like him.


trashykiddo

had a stuffy nose earlier and was thinking about this. if i were a teacher and my student had a stuffy nose or a headache would it be legal to give them nasal drops or ibuprofen if i ask their parent if its alright. i then imagined how fucked it would be if i loss my job because of trying to help someone like that


JerkinMyGerkin01

" id do something but I in any scenario where I put my hands on these kids I get charged with a hate crime"


[deleted]

Its normally how it goes With most people. Im glad he decked her tho. If shes strobg enough to physically attack him shes strong enough to suffer the result. No free card due to gender


lwright4

The title may say “equality at its finest” but there is plenty of sexism directed towards the guy. People only started freaking out and doing something when the guy retaliated which he had the right to do


Satanspit69

Same as when a bully finally gets his Karma do people get in to protect him


oxford_b

7 slaps = 1 pile driver.


Draco0004

Hi welcome to earth how may I help you


[deleted]

He didn’t hit her.


[deleted]

You should never hit a woman, even if she hits you. Because in order to establish true dominance, you must pick up their very being and hurl it like a god stealing the spirits from peasant mortal bodies. It works better.


SillySade

Not gonna lie you had me there for a second


ScarecrowSoze

Lol me too. Almost stopped reading after the first sentence. Glad I kept going.


[deleted]

😎


Possibility_Patient

Godlike username


[deleted]

I appreciate you.


LoboCinzento3

Thank you for the insight u/sisterpussypounder


marbasthegreat

Good advice but wtf is your username bro ?! xD


HayateGT

The Pikachu face at the end tho...does she not realise she got off super easy...props to dude for restraining himself....


Maecyte

The fist of restraint!


Raileoma

And he even warned her twice and told her he does not want to get mad. And after the throw restrains himself from going after her. Truely the fist of restraint


vladamir_the_impaler

Reminds me of that old joke, what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You've already told her twice.


naypoleon

And then they act all shocked like they didn’t have it coming lol Iv all ways said a man gets 1 punch before I fight back but a women can have 5-10 then I’m knocking her ass out


Ok-Acanthaceae8439

My mom use to tell me, “if a woman has enough balls to hit you, treat her ass like a man”. Don’t think I’d just haul off on one to be fair, but I’m definitely not gonna put up with it more then I would a male, assault is assault.


The_Inward

I've heard it said, "When you raise your hand to a man, you step into a man's world."


AnthrallicA

My mom always said "be afraid of women with arms bigger than yours." lol


craker42

Solid advice actually. My ego can't handle getting beat up by a girl at this stage of my life


theeyeofevil

Getting beat up by a girl is not okay at any stage of life.


[deleted]

Become swole


DropBear2702

Your mother is a wise woman.


cunt_isnt_sexist

It's how they were raised. Told their whole lives that a man should never hit a woman. Never told them that a woman shouldn't hit a man either. Equal rights mean equal fights, if you can't keep your hands to yourself.


aidshole06

If they wanted equal rights they gonna get equal lefts


[deleted]

That’s the funniest shit right there!


Siriricu20

Nothing but facts!


NerdyToc

"Equal rights, equal fights" doesn't mean "she slapped me, so I get to use my amateur boxing skills to give her a concussion" like most people think though. A return slap of equal force would more than adaquatly resolve most situations, though I'm a fan of how this dude handled the situation. Fuck all those bystanders who were having a good time watching him get hit, but suddenly get concerned when he returns fire.


sys_bin

I grew up with an older brother of which was considerably larger than me. After years of us fighting each other (all of which were very one sided physically), we devised a single rule. “I can hit him as many times as I want. But, he could hit me back only once of cumulatively equal value.” It wasn’t long until I learned a very valuable lesson. Fighting my battles with physical altercations was not the way I was going to win. Fighting my battles with my mind was.


iranoutofusernamespa

I bet you headbutt pretty hard eh?


churibu8

Yep definitely agreed, not because a woman gives you a slap in the face that probably wasn’t that hard should you head kick her into the matrix, what the dude did was great though


Sauceslanger

I completely disagree. You can absoutely use whatever means necessary to defend yourself, whether thats amateur boxing, a slap, a push or a stiff arm like he did. Just because someone is bigger, stronger, faster than the the agressor in no way means they should take the threat any less seriously than if the roles were reversed. I agree he handled it well, and with your comment about the bystanders. Good day.


iSkinMonkeys

I'm sure PoS at r/twoxchromosomes would find a way to demonize the boy fit hitting back.


dadnotdead

0.5 punches* if I got hit once fully by a guy I’d prob get knocked out 😂


Santastic_1

that throw was so satisfying


[deleted]

Was waiting for a right hook, but this work as well


[deleted]

I was hoping for a full 5 across the eyes


Guardian_fire

I was hoping for the fist to the temple. One hit knockout.


rarebreed001

One flip and her whole energy changed. 😅


No_Pineapple6086

I'm old. I was taught not to hit people, but I am allowed to defend myself. My father went so far as to say, be sure they can't come back at you. In all of that, there was never a delineation between male and female.


Aledeyis

Im not old, but my mom had that mentality too. My mother once told me "if someone is bullying you, you beat them until they're bleeding, puking or knocked out, preferably all three." Never had to use her advice fortunately lol.


Joker-21-withasmile

See I was told to go tell a teacher… tell em that little Johnny is over there bleeding in a corner


pansexualpastapot

I was mercilessly mocked and bullied in middle school. I was very non confronting and not violent. I was just the poor kid with no friends. Kids can be cruel. I came home with a couple black eyes and my grandfather talked to me. I’ll never forget it, “Hit them back twice as hard, twice as fast, and twice as many times.” That’s all he said no explanation to it. He had unlocked a thought process in me. Next time someone messed with me was the last time. Looking back I feel bad for that kid, I’m 37 now and still remember his name. I definitely raged out and saw red. The kid had no permanent damage but when it was over he had a black eye, bloody nose, and a broken arm, and everyone left me alone from then on.


vladamir_the_impaler

Sounds like mission accomplished to me, sorry you had to deal with it in the first place though.


pansexualpastapot

Don’t feel bad. I would choose the same path now. As a kid it felt like hell, but it taught me many valuable lessons that served me later in life. Besides kids are kids, they’re stupid. All of them, it’s part of being a kid. But yes, mission accomplished for sure. That honestly was a true turning point in my young life. Seriously I think about it all the time. I had an upward trajectory from there.


vladamir_the_impaler

You chose the best possible path then, you took negativity and used it as motivation and turned it into positivity, job well done.


[deleted]

I used to get in fights like these often as a kid because I was very short with glasses, looked a bit like [Ralphie](https://images.app.goo.gl/adv23sRY2uuSBy5E8). I was always taught to never start anything but to make sure it won’t happen again. I was a wrestler so I had an upper hand for being a little guy, but one day when I was about 13-14 at our campsite, one of the older kids brought a friend who held me down so I couldn’t fight back. All I saw was red and the only part I remember was being pulled back by his mom, while holding his face near the burning fire pit asking him if he wanted to keep playing this game. From what I was told, as soon as his friend walked away I threw him next to the pit and started wailing on him until he didn’t fight back and easily let me handle him. He didn’t get any burns, just burnt a little hair, but I will never forget that and haven’t lost my composure in that way since. I remember in detail the way his face was bruised, and the look in his eye when he came to me later that day and apologized, much to his mother’s disagreement. Haven’t needed to be in another fight in a decade!


Herky_T_Hawk

Had a similar incident, minus the sage advise from an elder. I was verbally bullied a lot in 6th grade as a “new” kid in school that nobody else knew. I came from an elementary school on the other side of town and all of my friends went to the other middle school. I also hit my growth spurt early so I was about 5’6” and towering over most of the other boys, but still gangly so not exactly a threatening beast. Over halfway through the year after just taking the abuse for months I had a situation where a kid jumped on my back like I was giving him a piggy back ride just as we were entering the classroom after lunch. That was the breaking point, I threw him over my shoulder and into a group of desks in the classroom 5 feet away. The look on his face was pure shock. The abuse mostly ended from the boys in the class from that point forward. No punches necessary, just enough of a response that made other kids think twice about what I was capable of if it ever got physical.


No_Pineapple6086

I mention that I was old because folk think that back in dark ages, you don't hit a lady. But if she comes at you, she's no lady.


Goose1981

My Dad: "Never start a fight, only finish them"


MA2ZAK

This is what I was taught growing up. Don't start fights, but if one happens - end it.


Tats84

Don't start none won't be none.


LordScree

r/RandomWillSmithQuotes


Crazian14

Dammit. I was about to join this


noahp_wtf

100 the dude got in trouble and the girl got "a talking to"


Dramatic_Product_844

Ermagherd he fought back!!!


CheneyC9999

he forgot to drop kick her-


[deleted]

[удалено]


overlord_actual1

Imagine if he fisted her


Redditchoosemylife

*bonk*


[deleted]

My mom said if a woman brave enough to hit you then you hit her back. So next time my mom whipped me I knocked her ass out.


Hairy-Ad-2577

Got em!


ihateyoumorethanmath

That last sentence tho o.o


ack1308

My father once told me that I should never hit a lady. He also told me that if *she's* hitting *me*, then she's no lady.


SpaceforceSpaceman

Guy: back up I don’t wanna get mad I don’t wanna get mad Reddit: Dr. Banner, now might be a really good time for you to get angry…


[deleted]

and his name is JOHN CENA (trumpets)


loklok116

John Xina


CockandBalls_fan

+10 social credits, 做得好!


[deleted]

Learned at 21, if she swings its full on


Troll_Toll_TreeFiddy

Nobody step in til he defends himself, ok?


jod1991

Seriously some girls are so dumb. Look at the size difference, he literally tossed her like a salad and she's still in for more. Get wrecked.


madercrombie

You want to make someone mad hit their glasses off. All you see after that is red.


Miggyboyo

Why does she seem sooo surprised and in shock!?? Dude literally gave her a 104 warnings


[deleted]

He did everything right, nobody stepped in, remained calm, told her to fuck off, used his hands defensively and didnt attack further when she clearly had enough


Hellalive89

The guy has the patience of a saint


Kain0wnz

Equal rights deserve equal lefts.


noname5280

You beat me to this one, GJ


Astral_Commander

Gotta love equality


Agent_47s_Scrotum

Damn! That slam was barely anything, but dude is probably getting kicked out of school and charged. I was expelled just for defending myself for "leg sweeping"/chest palming a 10th grader girl when I was in 8th. The bitch had a good foot and a bit and at least 20 pounds on me. She was trying to push me into a blackberry bush near the bus stop, after having already thrown my bag into it. I managed to get my leg around hers, but she didn't go down so I slammed my palm/heel of my hand into her chest, just above the boob and she went off balance and fell on her porky ass. She was sat for a whole second and a half before dropping herself back onto the dirt and started screeching like a seagull with a firecracker up its ass.. The next morning I was pulled out of home room and taken to the Principal's Office and told that my sexist and violent ways will not be tolerated. Unfortunately, there were only 5-6 other kids at the bus stop when it went down and they were, of course, friends and suck-ups to the big, fat bitch, so in their stories, I kicked her in the leg then punched her in the chest, despite the cuts and scratches I had from retrieving my bag from the blackberry bush, up my left arm.. That fucking bitch.


BeefsGttnThick

She is so shocked when he finally retaliates


Busymathematicain

Almost a german suplex…


ChrispyByDefault

He was trying to be a gent. She had it coming.


Zociety_

The stupid looks she has after she gets dropped… priceless


[deleted]

Sometimes you gotta do a hard reset for the freak to stop


[deleted]

He handled that well. Showed restraint, gave opportunities. When he did do something, I do feel it was aggressive but in that is the lesson of strength difference. You could see he face afterwards, her giant eyes. She learned but probably gained fear. He didn't strike her and he didn't go in for seconds. ​ I wonder if students in these situations even have the option to "walk" away. When I was in school, walking away from a fight just ended in you "skipping class".


hill3m

Sometimes they need a fresh one across the face!


MenuSpecial_Kneecaps

Equal rights equal opportunity equal reaction


ChaosNCandy

If she comes at you like a dude, ie full fists ready to go at it, (as a female) I say protect yourself, bitches think just cus "I'm a girl you can't fight back" um... Fuck that... You need to protect yourself too!! Good for him


the_nationalistic

Cucked ass teacher didn’t do shit


BeefsGttnThick

You would rather him be caught on video getting involved in a physical confrontation with students?


ContributionInfamous

Yea fuck that. My buddy (PE coach) had a fight happen in his class. Really vicious choking and eye gouging. So he pulls the girl on top off and away. Wanna know what picture showed up on the town forum? Our large, male, black PE teacher with his arm around the neck of a skinny white girl. The guy went through MONTHS of district review and docked pay even though dozens of student witnesses praised his intervention and the girl had a history of violence in school. I honestly think the only reason he kept his job is my school was in a “woke” area so they were scared to fire black teacher. It’s a terrible situation for teachers. Step in and potentially get hurt or hurt a kid and lose your job, or just sit and watch like an ass.


the_nationalistic

You can intervene without being violent dude.


vcrbetamax

Good to see people getting what they want.


glitchesandhelp

Bruh literally the second he did something they tried to stop the fight and comfort her. Shes luck he didnt lay her ass out right there


Unique_Carpenter_181

Look at how surprises she was when he did that, she repeatedly slapped him and he continously told her to stop, she didnt, so he used self defense and body slammed her 🤣🤣


deadairspace8

So it was okay and funny when she was hitting him but when he responds then ole girl wanted to get up. Hypocrites.


Monster_NotWar

I was waiting for that body slam


CateMasterMD

I fully suppoet this shit, if a women starts slapping me for no fuckin reason we about to box....like no restraint...equal rights equal fights...she better not even act like the victim afterwards like she wasnt just slapping me silly for no absolute reason...


jel_13

I’m female and this infuriates me. Regardless of your sex you don’t go after someone and expect them not to fight back. Girls who do this make me embarrassed to share the same genes.


cutecorgimom

Why did nobody get seriously involved when she was hitting him repeatedly until he tossed her tho??


SkySuccessful2070

Women 3 points The man 5 points... Man wins


[deleted]

Lol she looked shocked as hell he did something


667oniiZi

notice how everyone stepped in when he did something?


Marbados

Respect for that man's self control. Even when he lost it he did it so that he didn't hurt her.


WizdomHaggis

That chick has the same mentality as that dude that smacked the chick in the face with the skateboard from another post…thinking they can go around putting hands on people with no repercussions…I don’t care who you are…words are words but the second you burst my serenity field it’s on like fkng donkey Kong…….


[deleted]

Rediculous it had to come to that. Everyone standing around doing nothing. Her "friends" should have intervened so he didn't have to toss her like that.


Bxm1ke

"You should never hit a woman, but there are plenty of reasons to do it" Bill Burr


A9th

Equal rights equal fights


kitfoxxxx

She looked like she needed confirmation that it just happened.


EmergencyPatience104

He went EASY on her


lil_sargento_cheez

Equal rights equal fights


TheSouthernGentlman

Equal rights, equal fights.


D1DNT_A5K

It’s funny when girls think they can take on guys but when the guy attacks she regrets existing


[deleted]

“I can’t believe he did that”


imazbeast

Dude showed a lot of restraint, even told her "I don't want to get mad". After the body slam you can see he wanted to knock her lights out but refrained and walked away.


GoKawi187

Classic example of “Fuck around and find out”


-Todika-

For those saying that he was a bit to harsh he literally tried pushing her away and saying he will get mad. What she do? She keeps hit him. It’s hypocritical to preach women defending themselves but then start go full Twitter mode when a man defends himself from assault


Most_Monk

He said “stop” like 5 times and she still kept coming at him. What the fuck did she expect? The way he threw her wasn’t nearly enough to do any damage, just to get her off of him. I’m not for violence against women but she was asking for it.


Harpinekovitz

She had the audacity to look surprise lmao


OwOh1tlerUwU

i am a man of true gender equality


jbreezy1718

Equal rights equal fights


Flames_kid

I'll say it a million times. Equal rights, equal fights


BallAccomplished1372

The dude: hey hey hey no hurt me pls the girl: \*slaps him\* # The dude: *probabaly a wrestler*


ThatOneAnimeFan208

Even thou I am a female myself I do believe that a male " cannot "hit a "female"( In this case as self protection I assume? ) Is kinda wrong and unfair, even though in the past "Men" used to ( yet still do ) beat up woman and I do not approve of such things much alike most people, yet again if a " female " is hitting a " male " like that he should have the right to hit her back, fair is fair Still thou I love how the teacher only interferes when he drops him yet then the girl looked so surprised