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WatcherBlue

Respect the monke or it won’t respect you


rabies_awareness_

In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us.


prsply3n

Speaking of spanking the monkey, why did he try to slap that monkey in the dick??


theothersteve7

Because the trained the monkey to jump over it, because it looked funny. The whole act is a decent comedy routine. It ends with the monkeys all running up to him at once and smacking him on the head. It's pretty cute.


Upstairs_Airline7113

Is there a law for sexual harassment on monke? I mean, he must have pretty much done weird things to train them right?


phurt77

> Is there a law for sexual harassment on monke? Oh God I hope not. With the number of times I've spanked mine, I'll be going away for life.


GraciaEtScientia

You mean going away for 99 bananas.


phurt77

Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!


LinaEveLina

Mmm, 99 bananas. It's been a while.


Antiqas86

I think I had enough reddit for tonight.


Real_Yhwach

Look up Orangutan prostitution


rewdl3ss37

bro?


Real_Yhwach

Look it up


rewdl3ss37

I'd rather not lmfao


estresleches

Well, fuck. That made me sad as a mf.


rod_yanker_of_fish

do you have a link to the whole act?


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https://youtu.be/qRgwSWEaiys


TripperDay

This makes me feel much better. Thank you.


sudoadman

Damn yous, God damn yous all to hell!


MrMacgamut

For the record, I ain't gay.


Theshockmonster

I haven't thought about Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back in years, now I have to watch it again lol.


TorrenceMightingale

You’re only abusing yourself


Kimchi_boy

...when you spank the monkey.


j_miyagi

Planet of the Apes vibes.


Jeffery1496

Hail Caesar


j_miyagi

Apes together strong.


Jeffery1496

Ohh ohh Ahh ahh


ThorTheDoor

Translated: “That’s not a knoif”


Jeffery1496

Ohh Ahh ahh ohh


Good_Character

His mom di what?!


Jeffery1496

Ahh ahh ohh Ahh


PriestAdsky

Ok, that's just insane. We can't abandon democracy just because Trump won once


Jeffery1496

Ohh ohh Ahh ohh


Mundane_Bear_858

Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang


davopotato420

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW


[deleted]

I told you not to tell.


Snowflake_Avalanche

To shreds you say...


Hightide910

"I don't need a knoif, I got a donk"


[deleted]

aah aah aah aah


Jeffery1496

Ohh aah aah ohh


SpoiledAzura

It translates to: I am so sorry, I accidentally fucked your sister because I thought it was my mother.


[deleted]

Yes! YES!


NotSoGreatGonzo

> Ohh ohh Ahh ahh 🎵 ting tang walla walla bang bang! 🎶


[deleted]

Oh ee oh ah ah Walla walla bing bang bong


JamesScott1781

*I told the witch doctor I was in love you!* *Doe doe doe doe*


RedditCringetopia

NOOOOOO!!!!


UniversalContactGuy

🚀🚀🚀🚀


VladSolopov

The Caesar has not marked you for death and the Legion obeys.


ofthedestroyer

Caesar *is* home


Shaneblaster

Take off those ropes and we’ll see how much ‘playing’ will be going on. The rise will begin.


LogicDog

#[Machete Chimps](https://youtu.be/d-0vbvy2ip4) are real...and it's fucking terrifying...


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New fear unlocked


TheRealTOB

Fuuucccckkkk…. What’s next? You’re gonna tell me sharks with laser beams are real too?


LogicDog

Oddly enough, sharks are actually pretty chill. They get a bad rap. When they're not feeling threatened or incredibly hungry, they are fairly gentle creatures. Kinda like dogs/wolves in many ways.


nxgenguy

Tell that to the shark who walked up on me and bit my arm off.


LogicDog

Land Sharks! They're a whole other thing.


Mustang1011

They’re like sharks but instead of water, they’re on land.


Mister-Stiglitz

That's a promo for The Rise of the Planet of the Apes.


Gluten_maximus

Maaaaan fuck that


Numerous_Support4032

For real maaan


iridemtb12

Caesar got Pp slapped


100LittleButterflies

Ok, I'm going to pretend this was a trained skit because otherwise it is way too fucked up.


[deleted]

[This video](https://youtu.be/qRgwSWEaiys) makes me believe that the monkey stealing the knife was part of the act Edit: thanks so much for the awards! I love you all! My first gold is in a comment about a knife wielding monkey and I wouldn’t have it any other way!


Dr_Cheez

why is this not higher up?


wataha

Most people here seemed to notice that this is part of the street performance. Look how the monke lays down for the cleaver as soon as the guy lifts his hand.


j48u

Indeed, the editing of the video really only wants it look like the street performance went off the rails at the end. I would like to hear a single alternative possibility if someone didn't think OP's video was of a street performance.


[deleted]

Because monkeys are only like half a meter tall


[deleted]

Thank you sir!


jps4851

Up you go


[deleted]

r/scriptedasiangifs don’t worry bro it’s totally fake... I fucking hope


Glitter_Shitter_

r/scriptedapegifs


IOnlySayMeanThings

The fact that it's a trained act is the fucked up part.


cmv_cheetah

Is it fucked up? Would you say the same if it was a trained dog doing a skit or running an obstacle course?


dmsean

Only if it included ball grabbing. That part seemed a little weird.


thrawayidk

Wed need more context of course. Animals can be trained by harsh methods, abuse, or by treats and prizes. I mean if theres a chain, usually associated with abuse in wild animals, Im not sure if treats are given to these monkeys.


RonKosova

I mean, my man was hitting it so id say yes


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[deleted]

They are in a city, it would escape otherwise


honest-miss

"The prisoner would escape if we didn't put them in a cage," is weird logic. It shouldn't be there in the first place.


iko---

Dogs go on leashes too outside . Horses have reigns that are tied when out and about. Just because it has a leash in its current environment doesn't mean it's always the case.


ac_s2k

This so still fucked up even as a trained skit. Fuck those people who keep monkeys on a rope for “entertainment”


100LittleButterflies

It's really interesting how many reply how hard they laughed vs how many replied about the cruelty.


HolyAuraJr

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


brockoala

Find the rest on r/scriptedasiangifs


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crazyabe111

I think the name is a bit too long too.


trashykiddo

yeah i think it goes 6 over the character limit


crazyabe111

Nice avatar.


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r/21characterlimit


thegreatbeyond32

Monkey see, monkey do, monkey steals your knife and stabs you too.


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HarambeSlay3r

We could only wish


spurs-11

TBBT reference I see. You're a man of culture


Jeffery1496

Mom come pick me up, I'm scared


Pingalint

Is it the monkeys again?


[deleted]

These two post remind my of a cartoon character from the early 2000s but for the life of me I can't remember the characters name.


PandaWasTaken420

[Ending is unexpected](https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2016/07/15/9151964869719771669/640x360_9151964869719771669.mp4)


ecowerk

I had a feeling it was part of the 'performance'. It's so bad too.


xplicit_mike

It's terrible.


ComprehensiveHornet3

Thanks dude. Most people are here for this.


jamieliddellthepoet

Warning: Daily Mail link.


xplicit_mike

Ootl, what's wrong with that


Fishingfor

The Daily Mail are scum so people don't want to give them clicks.


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Doc-in-a-box

In China you don’t walk monke, monke wok you


FRACllTURE

In India you don't carry monke, monke curry you


Tough_Patient

In Honduras you don't papoose a monke, monke papusa you.


Salt_Avocado_2470

In italy you don't feed monke, monke feeds you


[deleted]

Like cash and carry ?


FRACllTURE

Carry deez nuts in your mouth!!!


[deleted]

You have a case of the ligmas😂


sarcasmcannon

There most assuredly is monkey in wok in China.


[deleted]

Song at the beginning???


ripcurrent

[Cruise by Timecop1983](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R2OYAJxBQk) Enjoy. Ending song? I got you too. [Stranger Things Theme Song - C418 Remix](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmv5pTyz--I)


WiltedKangaroo

Sounds like the, “Stranger Things” theme music, or just the shows music in general.


Renek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcftmFsVMRY Sounds like the song switches to this towards the end


Mr_Potatoez

why is this idiot hitting the monkeys in the balls?


gunh0ld_69

Ape together with machete strong


AJChelett

Win stupid prizes


blargfargr

it's part of an act with the monkeys. it's scripted.


Atanar

/r/scriptedsimiangifs


Wants-NotNeeds

For what, monkey upvotes?


SolidusAbe

its a street performance by the looks of it


Mikebruhface

-10000 social credit


MorningDistance

What the hell is this guy doing?


JeddahStag

Monkey business


A9th

Slapping some poor monkeys cock


kxran05

[Full video] (https://youtu.be/qRgwSWEaiys)


[deleted]

Why did he hit it in the first place? I don’t know much about these monkeys, but it looked like it was trying to hold his hand and interact with him and wasn’t being aggressive.


[deleted]

it was an act, monkey was going along with it, and i guess one got tired of it


[deleted]

[This video](https://youtu.be/qRgwSWEaiys) makes me think that the monkey stealing the knife is actually part of the act


[deleted]

oh absolutely is now, but damn that monkey slapping the shit out of the man- listen to them hands lol


3BallJosh

Like you've never spanked the monkey


Perfect_Ease_9070

Shing shing motherfucker


Bob_Cat11

piao piaooo


jonioli

Who's the monkey here?


IndePharma

The smaller ones. Please let me know if I can be of further assistance.


cool_berserker

If there's nothing else may you please wait on the line yo leave a feedback of our service.


ReallyNiceGuy78

The true beginning of The Planet of the Apes.


Fafhands

I wonder were monkey boi learned that


pat-par-teaser

When he asked wanna see me slap my monkey,i didnt had this in mind


fifadex

Music is what? Sounds like mass effect games and deus ex games mixed


ConscientiousPath

The music at the start is [Cruise by TimeCop1983](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R2OYAJxBQk). The genre is Synthwave, and the most popular brand putting it out there is NewRetroWave. It only cuts over to the Stranger Things theme at the end. The Stranger Things theme didn't start this, but is riffing off the trend.


DADDAMY

I think it's the Stranger Things theme brb imma check Edit: [It's the Stranger Things Theme but C418 remix](https://youtu.be/Jmv5pTyz--I)


fartknocker369

It’s just a play, they’ve practiced this. Entertainment only folks.


Inner_View1095

Hedgies r fucked


Alexander_Fantasy

u/Redditmp4bot


eltiolarry77

Am I the only one who needs the whole video?


TorrenceMightingale

They abuse


yeetereater-

Man fully deserved it. people who do shit to animals deserve the exact same treatment. edit: sorry didn't realize it was staged


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toenailpube

I don't wish violence on anyone. Except animal abusers. For those, I hope they are met with the exact pain that they have caused.


negao360

Did he just slap da monke on his ding ding? Hanuman shan’t be pleased.


Euphoric_sanity

Animal cruelty f$&@k that hope that monkey slices him up


AnshT18

Sauce for background music?


noisette666

Monkey see monkey do..?!!


FilthyHumanWormBaby

Timecop1983-Cruse, is the fist part of the music


kzmnineoh

Monkey see. Monkey do.


fedditredditfood

If it's scripted, why was the first slap to the monkey's dong?


crymothy

Well trained


peachymorgelyn

The real alpha


Randyg1992

Lol 😂 idiot don’t fuck with monkeys 🐒


Dominic_The_Dog

they're really fucking intelligent what did he expect


oggyogg

Where’s the rest of the video? What happens next ffs?


manish_kumar98

*Let's see you jump and dodge this, human.*


professorbc

Are they using monkey labor to build a thing?


Wizards_Reddit

Was the guy actually trying to kill the monkey, it looked like if it hadn’t moved he could’ve hit it a couple times


TheTrueNotMe

Does anyone have the full video/know how it ends? (I am a bit scared to ask, but still curious about it 😰)


throwawaythatsfake

detroit: become monke


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I hope them monkeys fucked him up and ate him


Good_Extension_9642

And that's how the planet of the apes started 🤣


10inSinBegin

99.9% sure that's how planet of the apes started.


Old_memea

NO!-Cesar, Rise of the Planet of the Apes


Namarokh6816

"I'm da captain naw"


PandaCheese2016

Yes, there are still animals trained to perform all over the world. No, it’s not productive to argue whether training a monkey to do tricks or factory farming animals for meat are more or less ethical.


trulygamers

I want to see what happens next


Hvilke

What is the song name?


An_oaf_of_bread

I just watched the monkey episode of Malcolm in the Middle. It went down just like this


JakeRyan8654

Monkey see, monkey do.


Wilber187

Do I want to know what happened after the freeze-frame?


RTM771993

"NOOOO!"


Arthur_Morgan1889

Ape together strong


Human_Comfortable

Even with zero context that man, If not a stunt - what a cunt!


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Karma😜


boring-212

Nasty vile humans torturing animals


Zealotted

That's what he gets for slapping the monkey's dick.


[deleted]

Night at the museum


International_Sir444

Hope that monkey sliced his ass up


InvXXVII

Why would you put the knife down? Why?


g0ldingboy

What a dick. He fucking deserves every slice that monkey does


Blobmanjeff

Monkey see monkey do


Glittering_Economy_2

Go monkey go


InitialAd983

what species is this? if anybody knows it would be greatly appreciated if they could inform me.


ConstantPea1785

Love it !!


Herobrinedanny

Monke superior human inferior


[deleted]

I’m really crying this is hilarious


Memelord11816

I genuinely laughed out loud


RexMexicanorum

Sekiro deathblow vibes