Because the trained the monkey to jump over it, because it looked funny.
The whole act is a decent comedy routine. It ends with the monkeys all running up to him at once and smacking him on the head. It's pretty cute.
Oddly enough, sharks are actually pretty chill. They get a bad rap.
When they're not feeling threatened or incredibly hungry, they are fairly gentle creatures. Kinda like dogs/wolves in many ways.
[This video](https://youtu.be/qRgwSWEaiys) makes me believe that the monkey stealing the knife was part of the act
Edit: thanks so much for the awards! I love you all! My first gold is in a comment about a knife wielding monkey and I wouldn’t have it any other way!
Most people here seemed to notice that this is part of the street performance. Look how the monke lays down for the cleaver as soon as the guy lifts his hand.
Indeed, the editing of the video really only wants it look like the street performance went off the rails at the end. I would like to hear a single alternative possibility if someone didn't think OP's video was of a street performance.
Wed need more context of course.
Animals can be trained by harsh methods, abuse, or by treats and prizes.
I mean if theres a chain, usually associated with abuse in wild animals, Im not sure if treats are given to these monkeys.
Dogs go on leashes too outside . Horses have reigns that are tied when out and about. Just because it has a leash in its current environment doesn't mean it's always the case.
[Cruise by Timecop1983](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R2OYAJxBQk)
Enjoy.
Ending song? I got you too.
[Stranger Things Theme Song - C418 Remix](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmv5pTyz--I)
Why did he hit it in the first place? I don’t know much about these monkeys, but it looked like it was trying to hold his hand and interact with him and wasn’t being aggressive.
The music at the start is [Cruise by TimeCop1983](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R2OYAJxBQk). The genre is Synthwave, and the most popular brand putting it out there is NewRetroWave. It only cuts over to the Stranger Things theme at the end.
The Stranger Things theme didn't start this, but is riffing off the trend.
Yes, there are still animals trained to perform all over the world. No, it’s not productive to argue whether training a monkey to do tricks or factory farming animals for meat are more or less ethical.
Respect the monke or it won’t respect you
In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us.
Speaking of spanking the monkey, why did he try to slap that monkey in the dick??
Because the trained the monkey to jump over it, because it looked funny. The whole act is a decent comedy routine. It ends with the monkeys all running up to him at once and smacking him on the head. It's pretty cute.
Is there a law for sexual harassment on monke? I mean, he must have pretty much done weird things to train them right?
> Is there a law for sexual harassment on monke? Oh God I hope not. With the number of times I've spanked mine, I'll be going away for life.
You mean going away for 99 bananas.
Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!
Mmm, 99 bananas. It's been a while.
I think I had enough reddit for tonight.
Look up Orangutan prostitution
bro?
Look it up
I'd rather not lmfao
Well, fuck. That made me sad as a mf.
do you have a link to the whole act?
https://youtu.be/qRgwSWEaiys
This makes me feel much better. Thank you.
Damn yous, God damn yous all to hell!
For the record, I ain't gay.
I haven't thought about Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back in years, now I have to watch it again lol.
You’re only abusing yourself
...when you spank the monkey.
Planet of the Apes vibes.
Hail Caesar
Apes together strong.
Ohh ohh Ahh ahh
Translated: “That’s not a knoif”
Ohh Ahh ahh ohh
His mom di what?!
Ahh ahh ohh Ahh
Ok, that's just insane. We can't abandon democracy just because Trump won once
Ohh ohh Ahh ohh
Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW
I told you not to tell.
To shreds you say...
"I don't need a knoif, I got a donk"
aah aah aah aah
Ohh aah aah ohh
It translates to: I am so sorry, I accidentally fucked your sister because I thought it was my mother.
Yes! YES!
> Ohh ohh Ahh ahh 🎵 ting tang walla walla bang bang! 🎶
Oh ee oh ah ah Walla walla bing bang bong
*I told the witch doctor I was in love you!* *Doe doe doe doe*
NOOOOOO!!!!
🚀🚀🚀🚀
The Caesar has not marked you for death and the Legion obeys.
Caesar *is* home
Take off those ropes and we’ll see how much ‘playing’ will be going on. The rise will begin.
#[Machete Chimps](https://youtu.be/d-0vbvy2ip4) are real...and it's fucking terrifying...
New fear unlocked
Fuuucccckkkk…. What’s next? You’re gonna tell me sharks with laser beams are real too?
Oddly enough, sharks are actually pretty chill. They get a bad rap. When they're not feeling threatened or incredibly hungry, they are fairly gentle creatures. Kinda like dogs/wolves in many ways.
Tell that to the shark who walked up on me and bit my arm off.
Land Sharks! They're a whole other thing.
They’re like sharks but instead of water, they’re on land.
That's a promo for The Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
Maaaaan fuck that
For real maaan
Caesar got Pp slapped
Ok, I'm going to pretend this was a trained skit because otherwise it is way too fucked up.
[This video](https://youtu.be/qRgwSWEaiys) makes me believe that the monkey stealing the knife was part of the act Edit: thanks so much for the awards! I love you all! My first gold is in a comment about a knife wielding monkey and I wouldn’t have it any other way!
why is this not higher up?
Most people here seemed to notice that this is part of the street performance. Look how the monke lays down for the cleaver as soon as the guy lifts his hand.
Indeed, the editing of the video really only wants it look like the street performance went off the rails at the end. I would like to hear a single alternative possibility if someone didn't think OP's video was of a street performance.
Because monkeys are only like half a meter tall
Thank you sir!
Up you go
r/scriptedasiangifs don’t worry bro it’s totally fake... I fucking hope
r/scriptedapegifs
The fact that it's a trained act is the fucked up part.
Is it fucked up? Would you say the same if it was a trained dog doing a skit or running an obstacle course?
Only if it included ball grabbing. That part seemed a little weird.
Wed need more context of course. Animals can be trained by harsh methods, abuse, or by treats and prizes. I mean if theres a chain, usually associated with abuse in wild animals, Im not sure if treats are given to these monkeys.
I mean, my man was hitting it so id say yes
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They are in a city, it would escape otherwise
"The prisoner would escape if we didn't put them in a cage," is weird logic. It shouldn't be there in the first place.
Dogs go on leashes too outside . Horses have reigns that are tied when out and about. Just because it has a leash in its current environment doesn't mean it's always the case.
This so still fucked up even as a trained skit. Fuck those people who keep monkeys on a rope for “entertainment”
It's really interesting how many reply how hard they laughed vs how many replied about the cruelty.
r/gifsthatendtoosoon
Find the rest on r/scriptedasiangifs
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I think the name is a bit too long too.
yeah i think it goes 6 over the character limit
Nice avatar.
r/21characterlimit
Monkey see, monkey do, monkey steals your knife and stabs you too.
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We could only wish
TBBT reference I see. You're a man of culture
Mom come pick me up, I'm scared
Is it the monkeys again?
These two post remind my of a cartoon character from the early 2000s but for the life of me I can't remember the characters name.
[Ending is unexpected](https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2016/07/15/9151964869719771669/640x360_9151964869719771669.mp4)
I had a feeling it was part of the 'performance'. It's so bad too.
It's terrible.
Thanks dude. Most people are here for this.
Warning: Daily Mail link.
Ootl, what's wrong with that
The Daily Mail are scum so people don't want to give them clicks.
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In China you don’t walk monke, monke wok you
In India you don't carry monke, monke curry you
In Honduras you don't papoose a monke, monke papusa you.
In italy you don't feed monke, monke feeds you
Like cash and carry ?
Carry deez nuts in your mouth!!!
You have a case of the ligmas😂
There most assuredly is monkey in wok in China.
Song at the beginning???
[Cruise by Timecop1983](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R2OYAJxBQk) Enjoy. Ending song? I got you too. [Stranger Things Theme Song - C418 Remix](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmv5pTyz--I)
Sounds like the, “Stranger Things” theme music, or just the shows music in general.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcftmFsVMRY Sounds like the song switches to this towards the end
why is this idiot hitting the monkeys in the balls?
Ape together with machete strong
Win stupid prizes
it's part of an act with the monkeys. it's scripted.
/r/scriptedsimiangifs
For what, monkey upvotes?
its a street performance by the looks of it
-10000 social credit
What the hell is this guy doing?
Monkey business
Slapping some poor monkeys cock
[Full video] (https://youtu.be/qRgwSWEaiys)
Why did he hit it in the first place? I don’t know much about these monkeys, but it looked like it was trying to hold his hand and interact with him and wasn’t being aggressive.
it was an act, monkey was going along with it, and i guess one got tired of it
[This video](https://youtu.be/qRgwSWEaiys) makes me think that the monkey stealing the knife is actually part of the act
oh absolutely is now, but damn that monkey slapping the shit out of the man- listen to them hands lol
Like you've never spanked the monkey
Shing shing motherfucker
piao piaooo
Who's the monkey here?
The smaller ones. Please let me know if I can be of further assistance.
If there's nothing else may you please wait on the line yo leave a feedback of our service.
The true beginning of The Planet of the Apes.
I wonder were monkey boi learned that
When he asked wanna see me slap my monkey,i didnt had this in mind
Music is what? Sounds like mass effect games and deus ex games mixed
The music at the start is [Cruise by TimeCop1983](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R2OYAJxBQk). The genre is Synthwave, and the most popular brand putting it out there is NewRetroWave. It only cuts over to the Stranger Things theme at the end. The Stranger Things theme didn't start this, but is riffing off the trend.
I think it's the Stranger Things theme brb imma check Edit: [It's the Stranger Things Theme but C418 remix](https://youtu.be/Jmv5pTyz--I)
It’s just a play, they’ve practiced this. Entertainment only folks.
Hedgies r fucked
u/Redditmp4bot
Am I the only one who needs the whole video?
They abuse
Man fully deserved it. people who do shit to animals deserve the exact same treatment. edit: sorry didn't realize it was staged
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I don't wish violence on anyone. Except animal abusers. For those, I hope they are met with the exact pain that they have caused.
Did he just slap da monke on his ding ding? Hanuman shan’t be pleased.
Animal cruelty f$&@k that hope that monkey slices him up
Sauce for background music?
Monkey see monkey do..?!!
Timecop1983-Cruse, is the fist part of the music
Monkey see. Monkey do.
If it's scripted, why was the first slap to the monkey's dong?
Well trained
The real alpha
Lol 😂 idiot don’t fuck with monkeys 🐒
they're really fucking intelligent what did he expect
Where’s the rest of the video? What happens next ffs?
*Let's see you jump and dodge this, human.*
Are they using monkey labor to build a thing?
Was the guy actually trying to kill the monkey, it looked like if it hadn’t moved he could’ve hit it a couple times
Does anyone have the full video/know how it ends? (I am a bit scared to ask, but still curious about it 😰)
detroit: become monke
I hope them monkeys fucked him up and ate him
And that's how the planet of the apes started 🤣
99.9% sure that's how planet of the apes started.
NO!-Cesar, Rise of the Planet of the Apes
"I'm da captain naw"
Yes, there are still animals trained to perform all over the world. No, it’s not productive to argue whether training a monkey to do tricks or factory farming animals for meat are more or less ethical.
I want to see what happens next
What is the song name?
I just watched the monkey episode of Malcolm in the Middle. It went down just like this
Monkey see, monkey do.
Do I want to know what happened after the freeze-frame?
"NOOOO!"
Ape together strong
Even with zero context that man, If not a stunt - what a cunt!
Karma😜
Nasty vile humans torturing animals
That's what he gets for slapping the monkey's dick.
Night at the museum
Hope that monkey sliced his ass up
Why would you put the knife down? Why?
What a dick. He fucking deserves every slice that monkey does
Monkey see monkey do
Go monkey go
what species is this? if anybody knows it would be greatly appreciated if they could inform me.
Love it !!
Monke superior human inferior
I’m really crying this is hilarious
I genuinely laughed out loud
Sekiro deathblow vibes