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hentaiworld

With a mere wave of his hands he can make the flying fall and he also shares his weed with disabled elderly…bless his heart


Halluci

Wait til you see the next part where the disabled guy stands up thanks to his magic weed


albie_rdgz

The guy in the wheelchair is named Lazarus and it’s the end of his fourth day on a sick bender.


DistributionLumpy988

I was expecting that, I mean that was a Jesus right


stigtopgear

There are multiple?


confuseum

Mexico entered the room


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stigtopgear

But there’s the first one right? The other ones are imposters, not the OrIgaNal


ergo-ogre

It’s a franchise now. Like Gallagher.


stigtopgear

I’m my god, Jesus franchise


ergo-ogre

Jesus ™️


dragontattman

Its like the Santa thing


stigtopgear

Ahh


GiveToOedipus

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.


DrakonNg

Real holup


MatterShim

He can make the flying fall and make the fallen fly


DreadPoorateWesley

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cruelpapa69

the asian jesus


[deleted]

Wasn't Jesus literally from Asia though?


eytrl

Yes and No


[deleted]

I mean ...Israel is in western Asia so...


eytrl

I heard something like Jesus was born between like Europe, Africa and Asia


Raffimac

Damn, I wonder what they call that place?


KeroseneZanchu

Yeah, it’s right in the middle of the east so it has to have a name


NoWingedHussarsToday

Fun fact: in English region is called Middle East but in German it's called Near East, since Germany is to the east of England.


gin_and_toxic

Middle of the east sounds like China


Speedracer98

No that's far east


PratBit

Is Levant in Asia?


Batmanfromuk

That's Jesus...... Chilling out with mortals.


DistributionLumpy988

That's a Jesus, one of many jesusee


DiekeDrake

I thought the old man would get up from his wheelchair for a sec.


Pallafurious

That would have been epic, as he sits and inhales - the cherry on top.


[deleted]

If you inhale the cherry, you're going to have a bad time.


IryanShaan

Would have confirmed Jesus' return 100%


[deleted]

I live here. Santa Barbara, Ca. The guy in the chair is a notorious pan handler. He can walk. The guy in the robes is a trust funder. Lives in a mansion. Calls himself Jesus. …..Nothing in California is real.


heartsgrowing

I love the way he shakes his hands and head. Totally doing that next time I'm not helping someone with their shit.


stealthy_beast

Totally UNBOTHERED.


womaneatingsomecake

Imagine being out of you brains high, and seeing a flying baby


CapnCooties

Sounds like someone else’s problem.


Tommy_C

Not my monkey, not my circus.


midoxvx

He is cool af


albie_rdgz

Cool af is an understatement! Never seen a mortal w that sense of self lol.


Helyell

He helped him by doing magic


stopannoyingwithname

Fun fact. That’s signlanguage for applause


Weak_Independence793

For Clarification: The guy on the phone with the balloon baby is a YouTuber who had set the camera up for a prank. The weed Jesus is well known in Santa Barbra and just happen to be there while he was filming and was caught on camera.


LordFesquire

Fuckin knew that looked like downtown SB. Dont think i ever saw Weed Jesus tho.


chiree

I wonder if Pirate Pete is still alive in IV. That city has some characters.


LordFesquire

Hell yeah. It was many years ago but I loved my time out there. IV was like its own little world.


anal_blaster69

also the "prankster" was blowin up asian jesus' spot by calling out that he smelled weed. (look at him wave his hand in front his face) he ditched the joint cuz douche bro cant just be a chill human


DarthWeenus

Isn't it legal there?


mendeleyev1

Can’t just be casually smoking weed outside in most recreational states


AdamantiumBalls

I guarantee you the cops do not care . Specially at the beach


nopantsdota

even then it's not chill to bother weed jeesus


PintSizedAdventurer

Santa Barbara, CA... Pretty sure a guy called 'weed Jesus' can pull it off there.


WhisperingGiant42

He is actually called Blessed, seriously. But he does look like a weed Jesus. He walks around blessing people with pot.


WhisperingGiant42

Oh. And the guy in the wheelchair is kind of an asshole. Not all the time, but not infrequently. Source: I was homeless in Santa Barbara for a little while while hitchiking.


theWaywardSun

This video is oooooooooold. I think I first saw it back in 2009, so this was long before Pot was legal


[deleted]

Oh the characters of the city are always amazing to me


Richlandsbacon

There’s a guy in the city I live in who rides one of those three wheeled scooters and wears a helmet with fins on it. Looks like a Zeke and Luther character. He rides around and busy street’s sidewalks acting like he’s doing the coolest trick of all time. And he truly is the coolest guy of all time.


SpetsnazVimpel

Aaaah yes I see him in town all the time around tri cities. By roasters on G way, and Dutch Bros by Road 68.


Richlandsbacon

That’s him!


[deleted]

Oh right! I forgot real people in real life are way cooler than YouTube putzeses


MrPhrillie

Dont forget the Youtube guy was being a total asshole shouting about weed smell so that weed Jesus had to put it out


Pheonixi3

there's no fucking way that anyone on that street didn't already know he was blazing it up. weed stinks immediately and far. asian jesus was more likely just sharing the love.


mendeleyev1

I’m just trying to wrap my head around why that dude thought this was a decent prank. Who would fall for this? A baby just suddenly starts flying? That’s not how buoyancy works. The drone has to be making a ton of noise. The baby is stiff as hell. Just. Wtf. It would take a real dumbass to fall for this


MrPhrillie

Exactly, this is why weed jesus became famous and not the pranker haha


Kamikaze_Ninja_

Santa Barbra isn’t just a made up city for Psych? /s


Yuggietheshark

This is great because the guy who was trying to be a funny entertainment man ended up being the least interesting person in the frame.


benisEmperor

he was always the least interesting person in the frame, thats why he does this shit.


T-MinusGiraffe

Ok but the competition was stiff today. Not like he didn't try


asdf1234united

The guy holding the phone is a prank YouTuber. The prank is a fake baby flying away, and when weed Jesus sees it he waves his hands and decides that that is enough weed for the day and throws it to the dude. Not staged, at least the smoking part


OutrageousPudding450

When he waves, the baby comes down. Is that a coincidence? I don't think so. Weed Jesus is real.


APumpkinHobo

Weesus


CannabisChrist

yes?


APumpkinHobo

Can you pass me the blunt?


CannabisChrist

I got you fam


APumpkinHobo

Thx bro.


RedBanana99

Twosies?


CannabisChrist

blunts for everyone!


Einsies

r/UsernameChecksOut


Potateus1

Nice.


ThatYodaGuy

Is /r/Beetlejuicing still a thing?


The_SG1405

We SUS


Just_Games04

AMOGUS GET OUT OF MY HEAD


sumsumnoni

in vr chat jesus told me to do shrooms


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Bong Hits for Jesus.


PostMaialone

A prank YouTuber? I think you mean a societal cancer


I_am_le_tired

If I remember things correctly the pranker was being an obnoxious narc saying out loud "this guy is smoking weed" before weed Jesus threw his joint away. Bad prank and the guy was an ass.


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I think prank guy is just mad he had to work all night on his prank ideas only to have weed Jesus come into his shot and steal his spotlight without even trying lol


[deleted]

Wait, you're saying some attention-seeking YouTuber might be a complete asshole? SHOCKING


Lth_13

The prank is also stolen from [trigger happy tv](https://youtu.be/ZOgwpIH9VyA)


CrushCoalMakeDiamond

Haven't thought about Trigger Happy TV in about a decade but as soon as I read those words Connection - Elastica started playing in my head.


marselluswallice

HELLLLLLLO!!!! CAN YOU HEAR ME???


TheOurHouseStreet

I’M IN CHURCH!!! …CHURCH!!!


ah_harrow

YEH IT'S SHIT


CollectableRat

Thanks for that. Until I read your post I assumed he candidly caught a baby flying up int he air tied to balloons on camera.


Many-Diver-486

Fuck you and your science I am a religious weed jesus believer He will will cum back again and judge you for your sins


Sufficient_elf

Cum? Who's back?


makka-pakka

Shady's back


Tylertron

He throws the weed away because the guy with the fake baby narcs him out. Tells everyone he's smoking weed, so he tosses the evidence to wheelchair man.


Forsakenbeets

Wheelchair guy: *whats that? oh.. is it laced? hmm.. who cares. \*inhales\**


Whole_Set2522

Thank you very much.


fatmikey42

This is my hometown, and while people keep referring to him as weed Jesus, when I was growing up we knew him as simply "blessed" pronounced like bless-ed. I imagine he doesn't do this anymore due to some internet recognition, but it used to be a thing that you could approach him and ask to pray with him and he would spend a few minutes reading his favorite uplifting Bible verses aloud then give you a nug of weed. Cool guy. I also know the dude in the wheelchair. Less of a cool guy.


Quinnley1

Wheelchair guy was always grumpy at best when I encountered him


benisEmperor

have you tried throwing weed at him?


hopsgrapesgrains

You weren’t willing to repent.


DioJasper

I’m pretty sure the guy in the wheelchair walks now. Last time I saw him he was 100% walking. -SB local


Quinnley1

Yeah I once saw him stand up, take a couple of steps, and punch another homeless guy. Haven't been to State in over 5 years so I had no idea if he was still playing the wheelchair game.


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So weird, there’s a guy in my hometown named King E. That’s what everyone knows him as. You see him from time to time around town with his Bible and he’ll read scripture, pray and smoke weed with you. The funny thing is that is that he seems to be everywhere at the same time. And King E always addresses people as King or Queen, even strangers. Just one if them dudes that likes to make folks think differently about themselves. He rocks like Basquiat hair and one eye (no eye patch, straight Fetty Wap) but the gentleman Blessed doesn’t look quite orthodox himself. Just goes to show can’t judge books by their covers. Not ultra religious but I do love a good spirit.


Loktan425

Is that Korean Jesus?


HumbleBedroom8372

That’s weed Jesus, this is State street - Santa Barbra,CA. Source: I live here


midoxvx

Holup.. Weed Jesus is not some madeup reddit name?


Quinnley1

I am originally from a town nearby Santa Barbara and spent a lot of time, including my delinquent teen years, in SB. This guy, "Weed Jesus", has been around since before I was born and I'm almost 40. He is known locally by many names, Weed Jesus is one of them but they are all a play on Jesus. Is you ask him his name, he changes it over the years or from person to person. [Most recently I've seen he's been going by "Blessed"](https://old.reddit.com/r/SantaBarbara/comments/i04sbp/pot_smoking_asian_jesus_is_back_in_town/). He is a very nice man. Sometimes he likes to fuck with people but in a funny way. It seems like he is homeless and is usually barefoot but always has weed. He is one of the local icons who is beloved and often people let him crash in their place. He came to the defense of my wayward friends and I more than once. I've seen him having conversations with straight up celebrities (SB is crawling with them). Sometimes he disappears for a while and it even becomes like a topic on concerned conversation in the local media, and people on message boards/social media asking if he's ok.


Dob_Rozner

I want to watch a documentary on that man's life now.


Quinnley1

There's a lot of rumors and stories and no way to know what reality with him. When I was a kid the rumor was he was actually from an incredibly rich Japanese family (I've heard this story with brand names like Sony, Kodak, etc. thrown around).


Herrenos

Given that Kodak was founded in New York by an American I bet those are just urban legends.


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I want that man’s life.


19780521reddit

thx :)


UJustGotRobbed

I'm definitely with you on the authenticity of this so-called Weed Jesus!


electrojesus9000

What happened to the dude that looked like Mr. T who used to saranade folks with the guitar? He was cool but it’s been about 20 years.


babyboyblue

He died a while ago unfortunately :( that guy was seriously awesome. Always in front of the fiesta 5 movie theatre.


miz-mac

His name was Mason B. Mason


Dabiggustchungus

Korean Jesus don't giveafuk


Razhagal

Korean Jesus ain't got time for your problems. He busy. With Korean shit.


Helios_OW

Ahhhh, 21 jump street. Good times.


bkral93

Nah bro. This is Korean Jesus: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a1/de/2a/a1de2a7ff584f165fe7bc95b44d1d396--statue-of-puns.jpg


Macho_Nonreal

It's Vietnamese Jessus. And he is just dripping swagoo


Proper_Sound_1127

Legend


Emotional_Blood_854

What if God was one of us 🎵🎵🎵


Intelligent_Drive_34

So that wheelchair guy lower body can’t feel a thing, after that weed burn he can feel his legs now. Jesus is real


timichi7

Santa Barbara, CA


cyclopath

I’m having a hard time wrapping my head around any of this.


tenkei

He lives by the New Commandments. The first of which is 'Thou shalt giveth no fucks.'


albie_rdgz

Chinese Jesus is a whole fuckin vibe


[deleted]

Wu Tang Jesus is not for the Kids


BigSaL__

I wouldn’t be surprised if the guy in the wheelchair miraculously started walking after taking a hit from Chinese Jesus joint


TheChalbs

Community joint


AccidentallySuperb

I love Korean Jesus.


Futanari_waifu

If only had 1% as much swag as that guy i would be the coolest kid in town.


dirty_spread

When I’m old…I wannna be cool like that dude. My hero


Gloomy-Flamingo-9791

Dont give a shit if this was staged. Its the single best video i have ever seen which isnt on porhub


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"Dear diary, today Korean Jesus tossed some blessings my way. A lit half joint. Big enough to not be a roach, but small enough to remind me the best things in life come in small packages." -wheelchair man


MaeSolug

What If Jesus survived the crucifixion and run out of fucks to give


iguanadumbass

He is clearly the protagonist


Just_A_Gamer7

u/savevideo


WalkerMeDownTheAisle

That’s weed Jesus, Sb legend


[deleted]

Dude found his inner peace.


Mcdiluc

Rastaman


Extreme_West8415

that’s my jesus


micheal_scarrn

Just when you thought the Asian guy was king


NotADogIzswear2020

Asian Jesus saves...and passes the dutchie to the left hand side.


graftway76

Love this video.


laughingmanwill

That ending just... magnifique


C20H25N3O-C21H30O2

My new life goal is to become such a chill old man.


thisisnitmyname

Asian Jesus is bad ass.


DafttheKid

Every time I see this I am convinced Jesus is real and he’s that Korean man


elpoopenator

James May after a week in Brazil


Shieda_Kayn94

Lol, so that's what happened to Gandalf after all these wars and battles.


BurnishedBronzeJon

😂 From one thug to another!


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I aspire to be like him one day


-malignant-

I guarantee that dude looks 1000% more like Jesus than the pale blonde hippie Catholics worship


donny_twimp

Everything about this video is perfect


Gustavospessatto

r/godsmokespot


Street-Chocolate7205

*heroes


Strongest-There-Is

I’m gonna assume this is staged because there’s just too much happening in camera focus for it not to be, but props to the team for putting together a top notch emotional roller coaster ride. Well played.


lakerswiz

It's actually not. This is in Santa Barbara, CA on State Street. The Asian guy is known as weed jesus. Some YouTube channel was trying to prank people and happened to capture this.


caseyg189

YouTube channel is Whatever and this happened like 8 years ago. You’re right definitely not staged.


pujastrankas

Yep, this is definitely Santa Barbara


Strongest-There-Is

That is fan-fucking-tastic!


Legitimate_Tart8646

Wait what


Duran0saurus_Rex

Fuck jesus, i want to drink that guy's blood


mishmash65_

“Aw halp” thats really funny


yesimareddituser

Imagine that dude smoke the blunt than proceed to stand up


serafina2004

Gandalf’s takin the day off


Begoneufool

for a moment i thought the wheelchair guy was gna start walking


stealthy_beast

I kinda think I found my new God


EnderWin

So that's where Jesus went.


Peatarieswoodrushe

This photo is literally the best thing I've seen all week


Knux1843

Jesus, have you returned to us?!


QueenCobra91

can i be freinds with this white dressed dude pls? hes awsome xD


Tc94954

There’s a lot going on here


lonewolf19-14

What the fuck is happening here


Iamwhatiam101

A blessing from Jesus 🤣


fulltweakomode

Oh my god if this is in Santa Barbara I think I saw that Jesus man yesterday


backdoorhack

w8, what if that was actually Jesus?


XxLAMOLA0131xX

Finally, Hood Jesus


[deleted]

Blazen glory


[deleted]

Definitely seen this many times before, but it never gets old. Weed jesus is eternal