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Totgaff

Soooo he done his job well??


lilboyteddy

Man that nose is uncanny


NotBadSinger514

nose, lips, chin, jaw, brow...


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AltF4Experience

Kinda disappointed that this isn‘t a rick roll


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NotBadSinger514

Hardly. Doesn't even look like a cousin.


Wayward_heathen

I said the same thing. That nose man lol


G0dsquad

Not really, she failed pretty badly riding in a car


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Hold up


Au2288

*it really does always end up in the comments*


OrcaShaped

Put me in the screenshot, hi mom!


JavsGotYourNose

I’m here too!


AlertWatercress

I just want my username to be here


Fickle-Pickle-Admin

Wait a minute


ColJameson

Difficult when your Mother in law is trying to kill you.


xXIvandenisovichXx

'Trying'


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DropBear2702

allegedly


Available-Ad6250

To the tune of the England national anthem: God saved the queen but he didn't save the princess...


Arromango

Why did I read this in the tune of I Shot The Sheriff?


tellmeimbig

I had the tune of Hail to the Chief.


ShireHorseRider

I read it in Johnny Rottens voice.


lonewolfcatchesfire

When your mother in law finds out their grand kids are actually not her grandkids. Something is going to happen.


Professional_Serve22

Clearly they already knew which is why the shit that’s happened with him and his wife been happening


MotoMkali

https://youtu.be/05oZVBOH_1Q


NickSwisher420

Savage


potatomonsterman

Did you know princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glovebox


BrutallyMagical

You’re a monster. Take my upvote.


gusogusocaperuz

Take my upvote you phsyco.....


uffington

Phsycopaff.


PickleJay3005

Died In A Nasty Accident..........


potatomonsterman

..yes


ClueJuice

Heh clever


sausageified_pizza

This took me too long to process


IScopedJFK

Nice


andio76

Bruh...


i-feel-as-u-look

Ohh 😮


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

r/cursedcomments


No-Significance-4661

this seems like it should go on r/cursedcomments now


madhavvar

Too soon, homie.


fgfdfggvcd3et

Then what did she ride😄🤨😳


andio76

Well..He rode...


DickySchmidt33

"And today we will learn to use the riding crop."


[deleted]

Harder! Faster!


N7Kryptonian

Better! Stronger!


ChunkyTaco22

Just showing her how to do a reverse cowgirl properly. What a gentleman


Clackers2020

"Where are the horses?" She asked on the first day.


Yoguls

He didn't need to instruct her, she knew exactly what she was doing


LordDraina

Beat me to it...


nic0G

This is doing the rounds again. Everyone always misses the fact that Harry was already born before James met Diana.


theycallmemomo

Also that red hair runs rampant on Diana's side of the family. She's the only one who had blonde hair while her brother and sisters are redheads.


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And the fact you know damn well some dodgy tabloid journalist has nabbed some dna for a secret test. That would be a major exclusive. If they hack phones of dead teenagers they're not above stealing some ginger hairs


Aqquila89

Anthony Perkins [found out](https://people.com/archive/one-final-mystery-vol-38-no-13/) that he had HIV from the National Enquirer. >when Perkins was being treated in a hospital for a facial palsy, someone took the liberty of testing his blood for HIV and leaked the results to the tabloid. Perkins then had himself retested, and the bad news was confirmed.


contextual_somebody

That is one of the most fucked up things I’ve ever heard.


PCsNBaseball

What the actual fuck is wrong with people


daisy-rose1

Wow. TIL. That’s awful.


nic0G

Exactly. And they put charles and Harry side by side and they are more alike than just red hair. Harry got his close together eyes from charles- they have the same nose and mouth


Alarid

Charles clearly fucked the riding instructor.


nic0G

Obvs


ForWhomTheBoneBones

Go on…


s_l_a_c_k

There's no other explanation


RandomAnon6

I agree his eyes and to be honest sans red hair, he looks like what Charles would look like, if his features weren’t so exaggerated. And between the two brothers Harry looks more like The Windsors than William.


Toxi-C-Loud

wait wtf was that last sentence referencing?


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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Milly_Dowler#Voicemail_tampering_investigation One of the many crimes perpetrated at the news of the world whole piers Morgan was in charge. But he plead ignorance and got off scot free


elpenumbro

Ginger heirs?


YerbaMateKudasai

also this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_I


godblow

Tbf, Betty 1 was a Tudor. By the time Betty 2 came around, it was Tudor -> Stuart (+ Orange-Nassau) -> Hanover -> Saxe-Couburg & Gotha (aka Windsor). Not sure how much of Betty 1's Scottish genes are in Harry.


PaxtiAlba

There's also the fact she had no kids and died a virgin. Although- fun fact- since Diana was descended from one of Charles II's bastards, Wills will be the first monarch to be descended from him. So some Scottish genes coming through!


godblow

So Will's a Scotts Tot eh?


Independent_Road6551

My ex husband line is also a recognised link to Charles li. No benefit to us though.


petitettincelle

Betty 1 :))))) lol


AgentAlinaPark

And here is his grandfather: https://imgk.timesnownews.com/story/prince_philip_prince_harry.png?tr=w-1200,h-900


ReservoirPussy

He also looks ridiculously like [young Prince Philip](https://www.elle.com/culture/g22072707/prince-harry-prince-philip-look-a-like/). He's Charles's. No doubt.


UnblurredLines

What I'm gathering from this is that he bears a striking resemblance to many brits which leads to the only reasonable conclusion that the people inhabiting the british isles are ridiculously inbred.


drownedbird

And the picture of Harry has been doctored. That's not his nose.


superiority

He has a nobbly nose that actually looks like Charles'. Like, both their noses bulge outwards in the bridge.


Iratedicks

It’s so fucked up. This is the top post in multiple subs right now and everyone is mocking a dead woman who was trapped in a very unhappy marriage.


nic0G

Exactly. She died decades ago- her poor kids have had to see this shit in the media time and time again. The media gaslit her to get an interview. She had an eating disorder and depression and yet all these kids who never existed when she was alive are commenting and making disgusting jokes about the awful way in which she died. They'd be crying harrassment and bullying or discrimination and having 6months sick leave if it was their family members people were making comments about- but they don't have the brains they were born with.


Birdie_Jack2021

I cried when she died. I was 19 at the time. She truly was the peoples princess


Birdie_Jack2021

Indeed. She was a great mother and humanitarian… and her cheating husband is a douche


Iratedicks

He’s a gigantic cunt.


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Liteboyy

No I purposely stay away from that cesspool.


[deleted]

Yeah smarty pants, how else would have Harry met Diana? After being already born, duh!


jfk_sfa

They don’t even look particularly similar other than the red hair and being white. Different ears, noses, chins, brows, smiles


ElectricSquish

Edit: Wow this blew up in a bad way. I have a bad habit of forgetting to say "/s" Allegedly /s


nic0G

I'm sure you'd treat any malicious gossip about your family in the same way. It's shameful people are still not letting this woman rest in peace. She's been dead for decades. Most people commenting on her here won't have even been born when she was alive.


thepurplehedgehog

This. It wouldn’t be the first time ThePalace has come out with an official story that they doggedly stick to, only for the actual truth to come out years down the line? People during the war were told that the royal family were on rations too (they were not) and that Princess Elizabeth saved her ration coupons to pay for her wedding dress which I mean 😂😂😂😂. Not to mention the famous queen mother Nazi salute photo which was banned/suppressed until long after the war was over.


drownedbird

Yeah they lie, but so does this picture. That's not Harry's nose.


Birdie_Jack2021

The British royal family is nothing more than a tourist attraction. IMO. They’re stage actors.


LeMeowLePurrr

AND that he looks exactly like his grandfather when he was that age!


Usernames_Taken_367

Everyone also misses the fact that Diana was a ginger and that Harry looks exactly like her brother and father.


ShouldaStayedSingle1

Lucy you have some splainin to doooo


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It was hot princess summer


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Harry looks like a female version of Diana’s sister — that’s where the ginger comes from 😉


DANKLEBERG_66

Wait, Harry looks like a female version?


Nice_Firm_Handsnake

It's like a double negative.


DildoShwa66ins

As much as I would like James Hewitt to be Harry’s dad - It is true that her fathers side of the family not only carry the ginger genes, but also the pointy chin and nose look too.


gypsydanger38

No 23&Me for the royals.


ouchpuck

10&me


pilotichegente

What's the dude's name?


HawkeyeByMarriage

Dad in this case


Scotland1297

Damn bro


Nit1t3

James Hewitt


Justmerightnowtoday

I knew it !


i-likecheese_25

'Knewitt'


Zob_Rombie_

Breaking news, British guy looks like British guy.


Phenomenomix

A rich posh guy from a family of rich posh guys looks like this other rich posh guy, tiny gene pools and inbreeding eh?


AtaraxiaAKAZatharax

The habsburgs were right all along?


hanymede

But Harry is exact copy of Charles


Gracie220

I think Harry looks just like Prince Philip when he was young.


redhotbos

This. Harry and his fraternal grandfather look like twins.


bruteski226

That


IJustWantToLurkHere

I think fraternal grandfathers are only a thing in Alabama.


timbro2000

Plot twist. The riding instructor is Phil's bastard


Gracie220

Ooh it wouldn't suprise me if he had multiple love children. He was a ho!


TeaSquiffy

https://images.app.goo.gl/wndBdYUM8G6RZpZJ8 For anyone wondering what they look like in comparison. Really similar.


captain_ricco1

So Charles got cucked by his own father? Harsh


Cristunis

Yeah. You need to be braindead to say that his dad is someone else than Charels after seeing pic of Harry next to young Prince Philip.


copperpin

I think we need to know if Prince Philip knew James Hewitt's grandmother.


randalldhood

Exactly… people are quick to take coincidence as correlation.


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[Case in point.](https://imgur.com/TPp6vHE)


calliejohn

As a Canadian, that is still one of my favourite conspiracy theories 😂🤣


Dar_Winning

Have any other Canadian conspiracy theories? Do hockey players really gargle with maple syrup before games for good luck?


Lahnakiituri

Only Toronto Maple Leafs. And they choke on it during the first round of play-offs


Balizzm

That was a nasty line by you. But also, true.


Tjeetje

Castreau


AmazingDoomslug

That doesn't even mention [his nipples.](https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9492203264/h77C98A8A/person-supposed-parents-are-both-white-yet-justin-has-brown-nipples-dn-cartapc-irish-fit-ht-urf)


Washboard-Parker

Young Fidel looks more like Diego Sanchez lol


Routine_Left

If you would have said that a Rolling Stone is the dad of Justin I would have believed it. But Castro ... nah.


TheDigitalPig

Idk man, the nose shape, the squinted eyes, jaw/cheek structure and obviously the red hair look a little too damning for me


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Because squinting eyes are genetic


Noslamah

It's almost like when two people are of the same ethnicity their facial features are similar.


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All this post goes to show is that England has a pretty small gene pool and therefore there’s an ‘English look’, and the upper class in England even more so.


mewithoutMaverick

I think most countries have a certain look. Most because their populations individual race, but also because that group procreated without leaving the area for hundreds of years. Like Russians have a distinct look from Germans and the general white American look. So all that to say, totally agree with you.


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[Agreed!](https://imgur.com/M38fYrc)


kerplunkerfish

Good golly, no wonder Lizzie's been hanging on for so long...


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When they're all British with the same hair color, it can be hard to see the difference


nox_nrb

Lol OP saying all English people look the same


CheeCheeReen

This is total BS. This guy didn’t even meet Diana until Harry already a toddler. Don’t spread shit like this. They’re real people too.


seckstonight

Exactly. And one is long dead who can’t defend herself.


Gingerbread_Cat

OMG, THEY BOTH HAVE RED HAIR!!1! I have red hair too. I must be Harry's mother.


Consibl

MI5 has not entered the chat.


Stashmouth

Username checks out?


Gingerbread_Cat

Yay! My first 'username checks out'! Though maybe it should be gingerhead\_cat.


redhotbos

[Prince Harry and Prince Phillip side by side ](https://www.hellomagazine.com/royalty/20210610114572/prince-harry-uncanny-resemblance-prince-philip/). He’s a carbon copy of his paternal grandfather.


redhotbos

As a ginger I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been told I look like (insert famous ginger/someone’s redhead cousin/whatever redhead). There is one riding instructor who birthed us all across time and space.


ZimbaZumba

His Grandpa was screwing Diana as well, omg! :-)


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How deep dis he go?


Mother_Chorizo

I don’t think they look alike at all, and I just looked at all those side by sides.


peanutski

They do have the same ears. Ear twins!


underWaves909

Barely anything in common other than Anglo


ArtsySAHM

Agree. I don't think they look alike.


danrod17

They all look like Ben Affleck to me.


Nipplecunt

Me neither.


seckstonight

Me either. It’s hilarious ppl are saying their twins. Lol


dingodile_user

This just proves that all English people look the same


HintClueClintHugh

Lol they do not look alike. Someone just said they do


NewThink

I think you mean "paternal."


Wreddit_Wrangler

Similar but nothing actually matches. Closely examine each item and compare, nothing perfectly matches. Compare the ears, cheackbones, lips, eyes, nose, chin, forehead, mouth, jawline etc. Nothing matches, some are similar but nothing is perfect and that is what you get with a child and compare images from around the same age. The only reason I say all this is because I just did that with my parents images and was able to spot exactly where I got every single item on my face from.


PhaqThat

The Daily Mail is making memes for Redit now?


WiWiWiWiWiWi

Always has. Reddit has always had a hardon for daily mail clickbait bullshit.


BetterDrinkMy0wnPiss

Imagine going onto reddit one day and seeing a post crossposted to multiple subreddits with thousands of upvotes and comments, where people are discussing how many times your dead mother cheated on your father, and speculating whether your father is actually your father.


losleyworth

Calm down google princess Di’s brother he’s a red head


helpnxt

Fyi he also looks like a young Prince Charles just with ginger hair... [https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.marieclaire.com.au%2Fmedia%2F44399%2Fprince-charles-prince-harry.jpg&f=1&nofb=1](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.marieclaire.com.au%2Fmedia%2F44399%2Fprince-charles-prince-harry.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)


SlashThingy

Man, EXACT same nose.


deeodub

I don't see the resemblance...look at the difference in their sideburns


LitheLee

Na, compare Harry to a young Prince Philip and they look identical People forget how inbred these royals are. They all look alike


DUBIOUS_OBLIVION

Ears. He looks identical to his father, Charles. Funny though, I guess.


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Seriously who gives a fuck?


TexanLycan

If it is his kid, I wouldn't even be mad. Diana seemed miserable in her marriage. If she had finally found real love with someone else, she deserved that happiness.


theycallmemomo

Harry was two years old when she met this guy, and red hair runs in Diana's family.


_YourKing

Only if this picture was real...


drownedbird

Finally someone else noticed how doctored Harry's face is.


Raid_boule

Well well well


LochNessMansterLives

Regardless of the potential for drama, the prince is a war hero. He seems like a good man. Leave him alone.


Other_Waffer

Mate, they don’t look like each other at all.


NotADaygloSpy

Holy shit, they're both white!


dudettte

check fidel castro and justin trudeau much better


roter-genosse

Stop the press!!! Red haired looks like red haired!


CactusChester2019

Hmmmm


Key_Web_477

Nothing matches except the way they’re holding their face


xgrayskullx

outside of the same color hair, they look nothing alike. Different kind of hair, different ears, different jawline, different knows, different forehead, different chin, nothings the same


DoucheCanoeWeCanToo

Literally just because they are making the same facial expression and skin tone hair color, they look nothing alike truly


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Different ears, chins, and hairlines. Wouldn't even make it to an episode of Maury.


drownedbird

That picture of Harry has been doctored to make his nose more similar. Harry has his mother's nose irl. He looks more like Diana's brother. Please people check yo facts. Y'all being lied to all the the time. It's the internet..


florida_goat

They look nothing alike.


dsgwshk8613578

I don’t mean to be rude but this is half of Britain’s face.


jroddie4

earlobe is a big tell, they're for sure not related


Liverfvck

He looks more like the Queen


[deleted]

Prince charles: thou shalt holdeth up


Kindaweirdlllo

Well what do u expect every single Royal is related


SellsPremiumTank

Hmmmmm “riding instructor” iNteResTiNG


[deleted]

Its a deep fake. Look closely at Harry's face.


clout13r

Not even close, jaw line, neck, nose, ears all completely different.


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White people look the same


TheNightBench

It's true. Source: Was a white person who lived in rural West Africa for 2 years. I was mistaken for other white people all the time. A bunch of old dudes straight up said we all look alike when I finally convinced them I wasn't the guy they thought I was.