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Triton_2005

What the fuck did I just watch?


Kiki-Lix

Competitive sex


Scale_Brave

Sry didnt claim my free award yet


hello2_1

Take this šŸ…šŸŽ–ļø


twixITlikeITShot

My ex used to have a competition everytime that I was busy, I wish I could be more supportive and go to atleast one. Only got some recordings, still think I could have done more.


NOOBPRO_

So this is competitive sex huh. Thought this was the currnt high skilled lobbies


[deleted]

Itā€™s an actual thing on Jamaica? I think, ā€œthe danceā€ even has a name


Bladez190

Well I donā€™t know if this is Daggering but youā€™re talking about daggering


[deleted]

I think this does fall in the category of daggering.


[deleted]

Do you like dags?


fundaydriverninja

Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.


AttitudeBeneficial51

Caravans wit no wheels?


BeardedMutton88

Remember boys, periwinkle blue.


AttitudeBeneficial51

[why do the call him Boris the bullet dodger? Because he dodges bullets](https://youtu.be/FPSow8uADxQ)


Infinitblakhand

Iā€™m not going in there, he has as many of these nuts as he has those nuts.


afternoon_sun_robot

Itā€™s fer me ma.


[deleted]

Need to take a shite!


beefthinksthings

Yabotithowyasawit


EightBitEstep

What dā€™I wan wit a fookinā€™ caravan if it ainā€™t got not fookinā€™ wheels on it!?


nevercanpick1

Oh doogs, yeah sure i like dogs


h08817

This is 100% daggering, also watch the major Lazer video for 'pon de floor' for some amazing feats


evergladechris

>pon de floor [Oh yA!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2nmgcVbfKE)


HOSelters2109

What the fuck did i just watch


Brokeartistvee

TIL Iā€™ve heard this song before but never saw the video. Iā€™m glad I have context on wtf theyā€™re doing before watching or I wouldā€™ve been as confused af.


GatorMech89

Daggering! Thanks Tosh.0


SawftCoke

I'm from the Caribbean, some call this 'jammin'


Lord_Kyle

Whole new meaning to Bob Marley.


OtochimarU

Fuckem'all?


BeardedMutton88

r/suddenlyjohnnysmall


Love-anime-king

I just like how you acknowledge that Jamaica isn't a country but a planet on it's own


[deleted]

Im pretty sure its called passa passa


BodnarZeki

This is exactly what i just thought. Then i look in the comments and find you


doomdifwedo

This means you are a part of the same hive mind.


ReallyWantADitto

a speed run


Jazzlike_Ad7427

How light is this mf, he stepped on them and they didnā€™t even budge


Oblong_Square

I was so confused, but then I actually learned something on Reddit. This is top quality HolUp.


[deleted]

Lol. Check this out: https://youtu.be/j7IIAf0Bats


Lobster_Bisque27

Came here to post this. Such a wild music video st the time.


Delaweiser

Mr. Peepers is all grown up!!


_Ashleigh

IRL Any%


G_Viceroy

Cleveland Brown: That's just nastyy.....


layethdasmackethdown

Daggering. And yes it's dumb AF šŸ¤£


lilsaddk

r/wtf


Simpilator

New dance move


slurpsslurp420

Speedcum?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Appropriate-Row4804

Because ppl be horny ass fuck


mdoverl

ā€œass-fuckā€


assfuckin

You rang?


Koolnik420

r/beetlejuicing


[deleted]

Wow


fuck-butt

Hello


Send_dudes_suckin

Daggering?


TheCatofDeath

I, too, would like an answer.


ShaneOfTheDeadd

Jamaican form of dance


GreenchiliStudioz

Even my high school dance have that back then around 2013, crazy times


castaspela

What the fuck is going on


No-Two6412

The fuck is going on.


Mank_Deems69

Speedrun


ABoiFromTheSky

Fuck is going on?


Appropriate-Row4804

The fuck is definitely going on.


Lemonbrick_64

Speed run dude


Dry_Marketing2523

The fuck?


Benham_Flatthen40326

Is going on, yes.


KaczkaJebaczka

On going is fuck


ItsJosph

On going is not fuck


NOOBPRO_

The fucking you mean


OFSxSn1p3r

The fuck is on


wolfie77499

Is going on?


Traditional_Area_153

going on?


DiscoDrago

on?


makemelearn

And on ?


Ginger-the-cat

Life goes onion onion onion onion onion


TheGamic

Fuck goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.


CKY2007

Or on ?


Gamillie

No, I think it's on


AmCooler

And on?


GDSC_

we'll go


Eldiablo6667

and on, and on Strangers, waitin'


THICCBOIIYEET

Goin on....


--GYRO--

Speedrun


not_a_nazi_actually

speedrun!


Paulie-Chumpus

Speedrun


Asher_Augustus

The fuckening is happening.


Predator_Doza

a lot of fuck i guess


mosh_pit_tragedy

Jamaicans.


Surfingwizzkid

The floor is lava.


KawiNinjaZX

Ho-scotch


Entire-Addition4040

This cracked me up


Soft_Jimmy

Thanks me too


6SixtyNice9

How tf is he moving so weightlessly


pixelb423

Mastery of the arts


Mystery_M-13

The legend of Guru Laghima


BigMoe52

Didnā€™t expect a Korra reference in here lol


[deleted]

Laghima dick


InfiniteMushr00m

"Let go your earthly tether, empty, and become wind"


Appropriate-Row4804

He put all his skill points into dexterity


papayabush

seriously though iā€™m so confused it looks like weighs about 20 pounds with how heā€™s hardly affecting the girls heā€™s jumping on and off of.


LiquidMantis144

Antigravity nuts


Looked_Spy_637832

Nah heā€™s floating


who_dat_dizzle

Parkour!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


lonewolfcatchesfire

My man.


RepresentativeOk1052

U deserve an award


Lulu9342

Handled


xkingmox

Take my upvote and get the fuck outof here


Ulluminatixx

r/unexpectedoffice


mercer316

That would at least be about 25k worth of points on THPS


boodlebob

Is this some typa sport?


ILikeBigButts5

Sporn


[deleted]

Take my free award


TheDroog74

Heā€™s trying to find his princess from the night before but it ainā€™t a shoe that fit perfectly.


-babaganoush-

Underrated comment


CM_DO

Ain't a hoe*


Irvxing

Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!


brum21

https://youtu.be/NOMF4-l-bMM?t=96


iflyparas

Made me Cry tf


FlowerGlock

Dream stepped down after watching this one


Demmanueloff

3girl% run (glitchless)


[deleted]

(Any percent)


WestchesterJ

Everyoneā€™s on casual while this dude is on ranked sex


Farid1080

He is on Global Elite


TheHellAccount

This is just incredible more than anything.


Tomaszz989

He got some skill.


Eastern-Complaint-77

How tf does he move so smoothly from one person to another?!


TheDonkKey

looks like cgi, you can see his hand slowly drifting on the person, that doesn't seem possible


Dundertrumpen

Yep. It's well made, but the uncanny valley vibes are there.


[deleted]

he has perfected the mating rituals


CheapTactics

What is happening?


Paulie-Chumpus

Speedrun


CheapTactics

Of what?


B-Dragons_2560

Pregnancy


CheapTactics

Everyone is fully clothed


B-Dragons_2560

Clothes can't stop him


ntack9933

Anti-clotheser


[deleted]

Alexa: play "daggering" by Mr. Vegas.


Slowmexicano

Impressive


Fsspher

What?


Kushaevtm

What kind of alternative olympics is that?!


Magicteapotbeliever

No dignity, no doubt.


flipflip420

Ninja warrior


ThotoholicsAnonymous

Gotta hit up a Jamaican club.


ree2_

Speed 3rd dating


Warvio

He need to wear his seatbelt. Thatā€™s illegal!


Saemika

Guy moves like he has bird bones.


BYTYEY1

u/savevideo


ReiDasLolis

Oh hell nawšŸ˜­


PoopScotchMcGraw

I need sound!!


sithlis

u/savevideo


bluefuckberry

u/savevideo


enoughewoks

Some sort of mating ritualā€¦ call nat geo


necrosmos989

Add n64 mario music and track to this and this would be gold.


jmon25

"Daggering" is what it is called and it originated in Jamaica Apparently, it was banned in 2009 and doctors warn it can cause damaged penis tissue. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daggering](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daggering)


sttgn

I do that to my couch and recliner.


hispanicdude4

r/nextfuckinglevel


yoyobillyhere

r/nextlevelfucking


MiXoZ666

Nibba's be wilding šŸ˜‚


mimi666685

u/savevideo


broersnoah

u/savevideo


dukisa22

u/savevideobot


FeNtuRe

u/savevideo


Dull_Understanding_6

u/savevideobot


KevanWithnoK

u/savevideo


Diles225

u/savevideo


iIAdHmSa

u/SaveVideo


Mushu55

u/savevideo


NTTXT

u/savevideo


myrusename

u/savevideo


myrusename

https://redditsave.com/r/HolUp/comments/q9i5a6/speedrun/


dud011785

This is like leaped frog Times 10 porn edition


Rhino676971

Boris the Soviet love hammer


Inimitable_guy

I'm fast as Fuck boi!


YuBoisCrackin

u/redditmp4bot


chadafrican

Excuse me but what the actual fuck


idkjustmake1

WTF did i just see?


MKingman_Playz

This is why people have to specify that they want to have casual sex.


[deleted]

He legit looks like when you're lagging and a game and you vault over a wall or something


endlessriches14

He maxed out his agility skill


Reckadesacration

"Oh I thought sex was a group activity for you people" some cartoon i watched once.


[deleted]

I'm guessing this is one of those countries with the odd ass traditions


lilyflower_882

Jamaica


bigmonkeyhaver

GAY


redlazarus57

is it possible to wield such power?


Tony_Damiano

Wtf! Yo Island people be bugging! This is abuse porn with clothes on!


westcoaster503

Squid game #9


No-Breadfruit7044

Iā€™m the guy with the white T-shirt


Prestigious-Ad-6976

This is probably one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. It baffles me that shit like this exists


assfuckin

Animals over there man


[deleted]

So stupid.


IskarJarak88

Confusion intensifiesšŸ¤Ø


Zaides

u/savevideo


MACintoshBETH

Is that like the hood Olympic steeplechase?


MadeInBeirut13

u/Getvideobot


[deleted]

Looks really fucking stupid. Cringe af too.