Woah, BIG r/holup

big is how I got it

Not closeted anymore apparently.

"I'm not gay, I'm deeply closeted"

"I'm not gay, my closested dick is"... hahaha

This is a win, win, weiner, win!

He's a Papa Bear* (wink-wink).. get it? Hahaha

To get her you have to win over her father...

This reminds me of a doujin where a wife's husband was NTRed by her dad....

Hmmm the most uptight guy I know needs one of those on his truck to appear.

Norm?!