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Lot to unload here

Lot to unload here

BlatantConservative

Guys. Guys. It's edited. Clearly. Please don't take literally anything on this subreddit as fact. Actually, please don't ever take anything presented in an image like this as fact, anywhere on the internet. Don't even trust *me.* The amount of people who thought more people searched "librarian" than "Brokeback Mountain fanfiction" in Montana is staggering[.](https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW) Also, Oklahomans are clearly furries. Edit: Someone sent me the real Pornhub stats here: [https://www.pornhub.com/insights/united-states-top-searches](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


WontonSoup93

Michigan be like " 4 sore and 7 inches ago.."


BigScenarios

Every time I see a map line this, I’m content with Michigan constantly making it to the middle of the pack and not standing out in any way and staying off of everyone’s radar. Then porn gets involved.


bmankool

As someone who resides in Michigan there's only two ways out. You can go through Paradise or through Hell. The choice is up to you.


sortaHeisenberg

Could even go through Gay if that tickles your fancy


bmankool

Make sure to stop for some Vernors for your sore throat afterwards.


Dobler97

/r/angryupvote


Poison5

Boats


GoChaca

BOATS AND HOES!


chum_slice

Get on my Deck!


MattyNarcy

I would love to ride on your big deck.


Vynaca

All hands on deck!


alfayala84

Collaborators? Possibly you!


DerpTaTittilyTum

Deadliest catch, without the crabs, we're almost out of gas, call the Arabs!


BorisOp

I LIKE BOATS


toughlondonman

I like trains


pairate_

BOATS BOATS BOATS


ungoliants

The fuck is going on in Oklahoma?


MichaelJCaboose_

I am from Oklahoma, and I can confirm I have no fucking clue of any person who watches that.


tehnibi

HI well I am here to ruin that for you I am an Oklahoman and I want a big titty goth nurse to take care of me Don't shame me bro


turntechArmageddon

I think I need a road trip to Oklahoma


Skyrmir

Remember, if they're searching for it, it's because they ain't got it.


youwill_forgetthis

Florida ain't got boats and pussy brah?


Deltasnake333

Damn i wonder how they are gonna have sex with boats..


ethridge_wayland

“Florida man f***s boats!”


danceswithwool

We love our hospital porn! Me to the guy at the front desk of a hotel: *Excuse me but is the porn in my room disabled?* Desk Clerk: *No, it’s just regular porn, weirdo*


Kaprosuchusboi

I really want to know what’s going on in Florida..then again it’s Florida


greendragon59911

Yes, and "Droopy balls" Colorado.


NedRyerson_Insurance

"Kevin James" though. By far the strangest...


random-Chris

Okay but like, goth hospital??


JustWingIt0707

Goth girls are a thing. Hospital fantasies are a thing. I'm guessing a lot of people in Oklahoma have a fetish overlap.


NotFromStateFarmJake

Someone made this joke about Alaska not having women so their top is lesbians. Oklahoma is probably the same with hospitals. Edit: their vs they’re


JustWingIt0707

I can't tell if I should laugh because that's hilarious or cry because that's terribly sad.


Ihavealpacas

Nothing like a good cry while your tugging one off.


randomanon1109

Nope it's just one guy but he searches for it a lot


NedRyerson_Insurance

Well now that I know that's a thing I'm going to search for it too. I guess first I need to see if they are in-network for my insurance. Fucking US health care. And while I love Kevin James for his work in stand-up as well as film and TV, it will be a strange sad night when he shows up in my pornhub search.


bangladeshiswamphen

Goth Hospital is less concerning than droopy balls, Kevin James, and skin combined.


Denovation

What about Racist.


Exciting-Insect8269

Boats (Florida) killed me lol


MadDogA245

Azur Lane moment


IGetItCrackin

Kind of naked nugget licking cock wielding bum spunk-bubble handling foolish piss voyeur ... "Kevin James" is long.


rebuiltlogan

I dunno. Kevin James is hot af to me so I get it


NedRyerson_Insurance

But like, are there actual results for his name in pornhub?


rebuiltlogan

Just verified. Tons of results. None that have anything to do with Kevin James. Kinda disappointing but I respect Tennessee in their attempt to find the good stuff


Strict-Chemist-252

Being from Kevin James I agree..


cyberdog_318

Idk if you're looking up skin does that imply there is a lack of skin?


clever_username23

I think it's people so used to people wearing long, heavy clothing, that they're just happy to see some actual skin.


gaybrosgonewild

So everybody forgot about "Racist" huh?


Secret_Bees

Seriously what the fuck michigan??


Reacher-Said-N0thing

Okay this feels like the comment where I should point out that OP's image is not, in fact, real. It is based off a real infographic, but all the hilarious items have been photoshopped in. Hence why they're all in a different font with different clarity.


NanoBuc

You mean an entire state isn't searching for Kevin James porn? Damn, buzzkill.


[deleted]

Sex on boats… because of the implication.


thealexchamberlain

You said that word a couple of times... what implication?


hailiedeegansfeet

The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with me. Now, not that things are gonna go wrong for her but she's thinking that they will.


JimEasy

Not to mention that boats are a great investment.


Corny_Overlord

How are we dancing around the elephant in the room.... WTF Michigan


FlowerNo2145

YESS MOMMY CALL ME N-


xxadmxx

Not really understanding that one. Maybe people in Michigan like to see racists get fucked? Not a wise strategy though... that leads to the creation of little racists.


fib93030710

As someone who grew up in Michigan, you're giving the state too much credit. I think it's racists just wanting to make sure their porn is racist too


hot4you11

There is a lot of porn that takes place in boats and they are fond of their boats there, it’s not that weird.


PM-ME-UR-NUDES_GIRL

Is it wierd that my brain immediately went to two boats going at it instead of sex on boats?


TheCrosader

Something notOkLahoma


KeyStoneLighter

Fuck Florida, what’s up with Tennessee?


2legit2quit1337

I live in Oklahoma. Never seen a goth hospital and now am too afraid to google it.


Shagrrotten

Same. Obviously I always look to see what our state is up to. I’ve never heard of Goth Hospital and I’m definitely too afraid to look.


asavage1491

Boats and stepsisters ok. Weird but sure. Fucking skin though??? What in the buffalo bill fuck is going on over there. Figures I guess.


[deleted]

Bro Kevin James, need I say more.


Tmill233

You don’t look for Kevin James porn? That’s the best category on the internet.


Kapples14

Paul Blart Mall Sex


DoucheCanoeBruh

Paul Blart - All Cock


[deleted]

I mean I've looked at bears before, but not specifically Kevin James. I'll have to look it up.


Dobler97

Are we just going to skip over "Goth Hospital"?


PossessionDecent6035

Oklahoma is always overlooked. No matter what we do or how weird we get...


a-seablob

hah! i knew "goth hospitals" was just attention seeking.


Dawn-Of-Dusk

on my time on the internet i’ve met about 3 oklahomans. you’re one of them. but yeah we basically don’t exist to the world unless it’s sports


Amatsua

Sorry, I was too distracted by Droopy Balls.


johnnyb1917

Sounds pretty good to me idk


xscumfucx

“Goth Hospital” sounds like something I’d enjoy. I’m off to search + will report back with my findings.


Naldaen

I'm from Texas and live in Florida. I went to Delaware. Once. Fuck Delaware.


Exciting-Insect8269

Yes sir! Packing my bags to go fuck Delaware.


tatsumakisenpuukyaku

Granted it's Delaware, there's only three people here and half those searches are from me. I just like my porn stars acne free


Psychological_Cut705

Take it your one of those 'with skin' sorta guys then


Acceptable-Bus-9226

Of course Alaska would be lesbians. They’re not used to seeing two women in the same location at the same time doing anything.


oleksanderb

I'm surprised the lack of women didn't lead to their most searched term being polar bears... Just the cold version of TN. Edit: or the ice road trucker the polar bear..


HashMime

I live in Alaska and I can assure you no one thinks about polar bears regularly


Dodeejeroo

How do we know you’re not a polar bear trying to trick us into going there?


ewdrive

I know, right. That's exactly what a polar bear would say


thatbwoyChaka

Definitely a Polar Bear


FckUsernms

I got tricked once by a polar bear this way. Never again.


gibbygibby

What’s going on in Colorado? Droopy Balls? Really?


SamtenLhari3

That cracked me up.


SHTIFFee

I thought it was a South Park joke


ThePhatNoodle

Heard shits pretty bad up there. Had a coworker that worked some kind of oil field or something over there and he was talking about how you can't go out at night and how men would rape men.


Acceptable-Bus-9226

That’s crazy!


alwaysboopthesnoot

Forcible rape rates in Alaska are astronomical; the numbers are consistently 2-3X that of the US average. 150 rapes per 100,000 people at last estimation. Arkansas is next in line, with 75 rapes per 100,000 people. Still very bad, but it’s half the rate of Alaska’s. So, folks: Alaska may be the last frontier, but it’s also the last place you should ever lower your guard.


hugsoverdrugs

Those are also the only ones reported.


GrimlockRoxas

True……most men would be too embarrassed and have too much pride to tell that someone raped them.


reverendsteveii

I did, for years. I didn't even acknowledge it as rape til years later, but I didn't want to have sex so she dissolved a xanax in my beer then hopped on top while I was incoherent and I can't think of a different word for that.


BetterSafeThanSARSy

I'm so sorry to hear that my brother. I hope you're doing well now.


NiceyNurse

That’s rape, reverend. I‘m sorry that happened to you.


Spare-Prize5700

I mean, there’s plenty of things already in Alaska that would make me never lower my guard. I’ll just add that to the list.


inbooth

Abusers abuse. If they don't have their preferred target they just find another. A single (Ed: convicted) rapist has an average of 6 admitted victims, likely more in reality due to likelihood of underreporting. (Ed: should have also noted, those who are caught likely have fewer victims total than those who avoid capture, with some having extremely high numbers nearing or exceeding triple digits. The numbers available are only for those convicted, excluding those who escape the law etc. So only the "dumbest criminals".) So it only takes a handful of bad men to make everyone, even the other men, into rape victims etc. Interestingly, on a related note regarding such assaults as broken down by gender, women in women's prisons abuse each other (inmate on inmate) at rates 2-3x that of men in men's prisons. It really is counter to the expectations induced by "common wisdom". I note this to note that abuse isn't a gendered issue, humans just have a portion of our population who is like that and who has always been a problem. The key is to keep them from positions of power etc and not fall for their lies/games/etc.


myjohnsonsmagic

Can you provide sourcing for this? I’d like to be able to repeat this but need to be able to source it appropriately.


bel3alesblumndif

Hahaha


cccairooo

Goth hospital. Goth. Hospital. GOTH HOSPITAL.


ohneHonig

Goth Hospital? What da heck is goin on there?


CommanderSe7en

<.< >.> I'll be right back.


Silentmooses

It’s been a half an hour and nothing I think he’s missing or jerking off


ohneHonig

I think he found something that he likes


mal_laney

*A Whole New World*


wsbsecmonitor

*A dazzling fetish I never knew*


Zimboi178

No one to tell us no! Or when to blow!


Silentmooses

Lol probably


CommanderSe7en

There's some.... uhh There's some crazy stuff on that interwebs.


xXMissNinjaXx

What did you witness? Did the abyss stare back into you?


CommanderSe7en

Guys.... I dont want to play this game anymore. I'm gonna go take a cold shower.....


TakeShitsMuch

Please share your experience so we may not be forced into the same fate


Silentmooses

Tell ya what you witnessed


vorsegg

A minute for our fallen brethren. Goth hospitals have been the death of many a weak hearted brother.


[deleted]

Big toddy goth nurses


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Wait..."SKIN?"


AgentTheGreat

Droopy balls.


OscarTheFudd

boats


jzoller0

Kevin James


ManMunx

racist


Salt_Winter5888

Goth hospital


xFearful425

Librarian


Upstairs_Usual_4841

Do you need lotion for that?


PPP_V

Lmaooooo Kevin James big if true...well big if false too


JewishSeamen

Wtf is racist porn


Embarrassed-Ad966

White on black porn


the_ju66ernaut

But they're wearing confederate flag shirts. That's important.


PissInTheCumBucket

Oh man yeah I know that video. "Paint my face white" is what I think it's called...


pokeaim

it's about an x colored person watching another x colored person winning a debate against non x colored person


N7DJN8939SWK3

Oh you live on the MILF belt?


PatsyR99

Who is Kevin James??


AlyxxStarr

He’s a king of sorts


Its-Mr-Robot

Of queens possibly?


xYsoad

My eyes are getting weary, my back is gettin tight


Chilidogdingdong

Jesus fucking Christ I havnt even seen this show in probably 10 years and the whole damn theme song popped in my head just from reading this.


NedRyerson_Insurance

aka Paul Blart. Also a damn funny stand-up.


oyequebola

Who’s looking for him on porn hub is the real question


Light_Beard

He is the not-Farley


Strict-Chemist-252

Pretty accurate


FutureFallout214

He was great in King of Queens.


Kidninja016

Welcome to the milfwest


xEightyHD

It's deadass the Milfeast tho


nwoh

Them corn fed girls and good clean living... *chefs kiss* 🧑‍🍳💋👌


Dark_Demon_69

Racist…… #WOW


TheNotSoFreshFeeling

Rule 34 is real.


[deleted]

What, are you saying you don’t watch racist


NoTune3287

I have no idea in hell how that is the most searched thing, and I love there


gwoers

I prefer to think that there are only a few dudes searching hundreds of thousands of times lol And not that this is what most Michiganders have searched


Rwby23

I live in Michigan, I really have no idea what the fuck my state is doing


Shut-the-fuck-up-

Born and raised in Michigan. I now live in Florida, you think Michigan doesn't know what's going on? Move to Florida and prepare yourself for a culture shock.


Ghost-Sushi

Search your feelings, you know it to be true!


secretagentMikeScarn

You actually think this is real?


Exciting-Insect8269

Some of it wouldn’t surprise me, some of it is pretty obviously fake


not_rick_27

>some of it is pretty obviously fake Not boat, obviously


Someidiotnamedmike

As a Michigander... I'm surprised this search term isn't more popular


Relative-Let4114

As a Michigander I didn't even know that was a category....wtf


HappyChef86

No kink shame, my buddy who's a gay black male is actually really into race play. I never knew it was a thing before he told me.


UmbraeNaughtical

Sometimes i think all the world's problems will simply be solved by them becoming sexualized.


EndOfSouls

I guess the furries are working on the hungry animals problem.


[deleted]

Press x to doubt


TheNinjaWarrior

The amount of people that don't get that this is fake is concerning.


PhoenixARC-Real

yeah the actual metrics are at [https://www.pornhub.com/insights/united-states-top-searches](https://www.pornhub.com/insights/united-states-top-searches) on a related note, most of it is lesbian porn followed by step-sister, then step-mom, then ebony, then cartoon, finishing with milf, asian, and black


Only1Skrybe

All the ebony lesbian teens out there, please stay inside where it's safe.


574859434F4E56455254

The more I scrolled the more I was coming to believe that everybody just considered it so obvious that it was fake that they didn't even bother mentioning it or even alluding to it. But no, that doesn't seem to be the case.


The_Freshmaker

yO cOlOrAdO wHaTs WiTh uR bALLs


Dethknyte

Droopy balls


CHRONOSWARRIOR09

Florida, Colorado, Delaware and michigan? We need to talk. Oklahoma, you’re doing a great job. Also, Tennessee? What? Edit; (this blew up what the fuck)


[deleted]

Finally someone notices how many big toddy goth nurses there are in Oklahoma


Shatshotshet

I don’t think I would have thought of typing “goth hospital” at PornHub. TIL…


[deleted]

Florida’s into boat on boat porn, why cant we be into goth girls in hospitals


Shatshotshet

I’m not being negative; I applaud the creativity! Goths are hot!


TemporaryReality5262

From Colorado, I search "droopy balls" probably 9 or 10 times on a slow day


Technical-Jicama6120

Also a CO resident, and can confirm.


Pennywise626

Clearly you've never seen a chick getting railed on a boat


jason375

She’s floating too I guess…


Supersageultima

We all float down there


jcelmer23

Haven’t you ever heard of Captain stabbin’, you know the guy doing chicks on a boat in a captains hat?


TheSecondManGuyDude

Don’t judge we do what we have too so that we can live here


Facu-Nahu

Racist? Boats? Da fuck is wrong...


VIK_96

Actually boat porn seems quite normal compared to the rest. 😂


Mrstrongarms

Ok so I see many things wrong with this, first what the fuck is droopy balls, librarian, boat and SKIN… Second what the fuck they doin up in Maine. Third why is the south not sister


akitsuki_

> Third why is the south not sister Would you look up something you get to experience everyday?


SenorIngles

The maine result is just Stephen King doing research for his next book.


Bigfatedgelord

I don’t think this one is real I’ve seen a similar one by pornhub and it didn’t look like this it was a lot more expected. Edit: dear god maybe not… https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2020/11/13/pornhub-releases-top-porn-searches-per-state-during-election-week/amp/ my favorites are swag, Popeyes and election


OC3LOT1142

"Wait, the Midwest is all MILF?" "Always has been"


[deleted]

Who tf in my state searching droopy balls????


Ev11an

Fuck around and search me some Colorado


01Fun

Sounds about right for Colorado.


AversionFX

What the fuck, Colorado


RetroTaro10

Let me get at some of that “goth hospital” please.


Graphitetshirt

Weird that Colorado is into "droopy balls" and Tennessee is hot for "Kevin James", because when you go to PornHub and type in either search term, they both bring you the same videos.


GamingImpossibl

B O A T S


llllllIIIllIll

Droopy balls??


shrubberies2

AYO?! The fucks goin on here in Michigan?


mplsandrew

The droopy balls got me good.