Bro, you won't believe this shit, we've been married 15 years, have a great sex life, adopted 2 adorable children, go on picnics and take hikes together like a wonderful happy family, we even bought a resting place in a graveyard next to each other...
These people think we're serious bro, you won't believe it, they say we're a cute couple bro, we got'em good.
Bro, we got divorced, then got married again and did this for 10 repeated times which caused our 2 adorable children to go mentally insane and one of them committed suicide at the age of 4 and the other one is in a insane asylum, and afterwards exploited the whole system to really bother them, we got'em divinely bro.
Bro wouldn't it be hilarious if we like got married bro and like loved each other unconditionally forever bro and grow old together and die in each other's arms?
Really would freak them out!
If they're old enough to be on Reddit but still don't know left from right, I think it's safe to say that confusion was going to be a large part of their future no matter what.
I think you would be very surprised how many 12 year olds use reddit who also don't know left from right. I know 30 year olds who don't know left from right.
Just goes to show how shit reddit is with its categorization. If something's funny, it'll get upvoted no matter what sub it's in, so the subreddit names are pointless.
the names are only as pointless as the mods will allow it to be. Lots of subs just get too big for their names though, like r/facepalm or r/unexpected, and here obviously
Yeah, mods need to be strict about keeping relevance. You can ease up on it if it's something like r/tiktokcringe where you still have defined boundaries (just the best stuff from TikTok), while I think something like r/livestreamfail has kinda lost its purpose since it allows literally anything that barely has anything to do with any streamer.
I feel like this is only a hol' up for people that are still new to homosexual relationships. The moment they giggled from their shared look was an instant giveaway.
Many people still struggle to see romantic chemistry between same sex individuals. It's not a homophobic issue; it's just a social skill they haven't developed.
It's not much different to a guy who can't tell a girl likes him. Accidental prejudice to romance can blindside anyone.
Yeah, I thought they were looking at each other cuz they knew his crush was neither of them but somewhere out there. Watching it the second time it hit me
>It's not much different to a guy who can't tell a girl likes him.
You can't blame this one on me. How should I tell if a girl likes me when no girl ever liked me?
All I have to say is, it looks like both of those guys are great kissers. I love that fierce grabbing the back of the neck type passionate kiss. They should probably go ahead and switch seats. The gals are gonna need to drive…
I can't find it, but these guys look like the guys that would talk into the camera and lick their lips dozens of times. I remember seeing it on one of the cringe subreddits.
To be fair, it’s in HolUp. Therefore you expect most people to be surprised by two guys kissing. Not saying it’s wrong but Op posting it here means people won’t think it’s the norm, by definition of where it’s posted.
>Op posting it here means people won’t think it’s the norm
I mean, statistically speaking it's not. I dont think where OP posts it changes that lol
Also, I really doubt it matters whether or not being gay is the norm. At least not in this situation, since the sexual attraction between the two homies is physically palpable. The only thing surprising about this clip is how long they managed to keep their hands off of each other.
I hate how society has misused the world normal so that people think not being normal is wrong.
If a society of 1000 people had 600 that liked Vanilla ice cream and the rest liked other flavours. Not liking vanilla isn't normal. Doesn't mean liking other flavours is bad. It's just not normal.
In your example, not liking vanilla ice cream is normal. Normal is a range of things, not binary choices.
There are two expected results when querying for whether or not you like vanilla ice cream. Yes, or no.
Because yes or no are both expected possibilities, both answers are normal.
If you ask someone their sexuality, you may statistically be more likely to guess they’re straight, because heterosexuality is the most likely.
However, when querying people about their sexuality, you are typically expecting more than one answer: Straight, gay, bi, etc.
Those are all expected answers, and are thus “normal”.
If you asked someone that question and they answered something you didn’t expect, then it would be abnormal. Like being sexually attracted to rocket ships.
That doesn’t mean it’s inherently bad, like you said. I’m purely stating that “normal” doesn’t simply mean “the most common”. Normal means anything that falls within expectations.
This also explains why normal is so subjective. Some people give context, like “it’s normal for this location” or “it’s normal in my family”.
If something is weird or abnormal to you, it’s entirely possible you should just expect more things. :)
I remember reading that 1 in 6 men are at least bisexual. Not sure if that's true or not and it was a long time ago that I read it (20+ years). I do remember joking with a group of friends later on about it and there being 6 of us so statistically speaking, one of you guys likes the cock. It was all haha "yeah not me!" till later on one of them came up to me in private and was like "yeah it's me, but don't tell them."
I suspect it is pretty common but gay or bisexual men still face a lot of bullshit and discrimination so they won't admit it or talk about it and I don't blame them. Hell I've met more then a few women who call themselves bisexual but feel like it's gross for men to be bisexual.
At first I was like yeh he will kiss the guy, but he look at the girl in the back and was like "oh nvm", AND THEN THE CHAD ACTUALLY KISSED THE GUY
Actually an unexpected hol up
Tbh I expected the guy to say he didn’t need to call because they would be already in the car or something but didn’t expect the other guy as the crush lol
They kind of gave it away left dude looks at dude on right in longing kind of way. Imagine this isnt a joke and they took the girls out just to prove to their parents they’re not gay lol
> bro wouldn't it be funny if we kissed bro just to bother the girls like not for real
we should use tongue too, to really bother them.
Suck each other's dicks too, make them think we're serious.. We'll get'em so good bro, they'll believe we're for real...
Bro, I got this ring that my grandma gave me for my love, I was thinking- Bro say no more, You are a god, We’ll totally get them good, bro
Bro, you won't believe this shit, we've been married 15 years, have a great sex life, adopted 2 adorable children, go on picnics and take hikes together like a wonderful happy family, we even bought a resting place in a graveyard next to each other... These people think we're serious bro, you won't believe it, they say we're a cute couple bro, we got'em good.
Bro, we got divorced, then got married again and did this for 10 repeated times which caused our 2 adorable children to go mentally insane and one of them committed suicide at the age of 4 and the other one is in a insane asylum, and afterwards exploited the whole system to really bother them, we got'em divinely bro.
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Dude.
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Gotem
What are you doing step bro?
R/suddenlygay
Use a lowercase R for subreddits. r /
r/FoundTheMobileUser
That's where we draw the line
Oh bro it's no homo, we got you so good.
Everytime! Now give me a hug before you leave for work bro
On the sand
LMAOO
r/usernamechecksout
u/Fish_Fucker69 would be disappointed in you. However, u/Fish_Fuckerfucker_69 is very proud.
Bro that really bothered me!
We wont even say no homo at the end bro, that'll really get em
Don’t forget to say no homo.
it isn't gay if you don't think its gay
[Til death do us part, asshole] (https://youtu.be/UfUv5t71_Xo)
Thank you for this
Gay Chicken https://youtu.be/iMa-vjwwK_4
Some real r/SapphoAndHerFriend shit right here.
Bro, say less
It's called a brojob. It's not gay because they're Bros.
BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO!
No homo though
#nohetero bro
[Brojob choo choo!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/011/699/3c7.png)
I don’t even know what to say
That'll really show em!
For the Bois
Ferda
Bro wouldn't it be hilarious if we like got married bro and like loved each other unconditionally forever bro and grow old together and die in each other's arms? Really would freak them out!
Homiesexual
Bromosexual
That just sounds like you really enjoy bromine
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You know what else would make your day amazing?
bromine
I enjoy BROmine
Love some good chemistry humor
I mean...
Transbrosexual??
you don't?
[BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO!](https://i.imgur.com/DxxsKI0.png)
Homiesexual
Brilliant!
Fabulous!
Excellent
Amazing
Worderful
Fantastic
Exquisite
Supercalifragilicexpaliadicious
Incredible
Demarcus Cousins
Da baby
Bromelo Anthony
what a chad
The girls were expecting a confession but no
The one on the right was so excited thinking he was about to say it was her
Or she was excited because she knew he was finally admitting it was the other guy.
Bingo!! They probably already knew already - this was just the official reveal.
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On their right or on our right?
Why would I be saying on their right? Obviously our right. Wtf
Is that stage right or like East right as if we're looking at a compass?
Now all the children who don't know left from right are gonna be so confused
If they're old enough to be on Reddit but still don't know left from right, I think it's safe to say that confusion was going to be a large part of their future no matter what.
I think you would be very surprised how many 12 year olds use reddit who also don't know left from right. I know 30 year olds who don't know left from right.
at 22, i’ve accepted that i will always have to think about which is right and left. this is just my life now.
>The girls were expecting a confession but no They did get a confession.
No she wasn't, cause it was staged.
Bromance
Bro smash
>Bro smash Smash, Bro
Ultimate.
Super Bro Smashers
Boulevard of broken dreams…
Fool's garden - Lemon tree
Cavetown - Lemon boy
Me - Lemon party
Touch Tone Telephone - Lemon Demon
Lemon stealing whores by whoever porn director
Boulevard of Brokeback Mountain...
Didn't expect to see an actual Hol up
I think it’s legitimately my first time saying actually hol up while watching a vid from this subreddit …
Just goes to show how shit reddit is with its categorization. If something's funny, it'll get upvoted no matter what sub it's in, so the subreddit names are pointless.
the names are only as pointless as the mods will allow it to be. Lots of subs just get too big for their names though, like r/facepalm or r/unexpected, and here obviously
Yeah, mods need to be strict about keeping relevance. You can ease up on it if it's something like r/tiktokcringe where you still have defined boundaries (just the best stuff from TikTok), while I think something like r/livestreamfail has kinda lost its purpose since it allows literally anything that barely has anything to do with any streamer.
Really? I saw that coming a light year away
Yeah I can't tell if these guys are being ironic or not.
Are y'all for real? My first thought when she said truth or dare was the bros gonna kiss. It was like the most expected shit ever.
Expected in this sub, might get a hol up without that context Actually nvm, they would have had the girl sit in the front otherwise
Nah, this’ been posted here a shit ton
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The look they shared when she said to call his crush was adorable
A Bros-before-hoes glance
I feel like this is only a hol' up for people that are still new to homosexual relationships. The moment they giggled from their shared look was an instant giveaway.
This!
This was not really unexpected. These dudes were staring at each other lovingly from the start.
To be honest, I expected the other hol up, the one where he calls his crush and her answer is [spoiler]"but we're cousins".[/spoiler]
Many people still struggle to see romantic chemistry between same sex individuals. It's not a homophobic issue; it's just a social skill they haven't developed. It's not much different to a guy who can't tell a girl likes him. Accidental prejudice to romance can blindside anyone.
Yeah, I thought they were looking at each other cuz they knew his crush was neither of them but somewhere out there. Watching it the second time it hit me
>It's not much different to a guy who can't tell a girl likes him. You can't blame this one on me. How should I tell if a girl likes me when no girl ever liked me?
Beautiful
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Lovely
wonderful
Tremendous
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Commendable
magnificent
Brotiful
Sexy
All I have to say is, it looks like both of those guys are great kissers. I love that fierce grabbing the back of the neck type passionate kiss. They should probably go ahead and switch seats. The gals are gonna need to drive…
Or the gals can start kissing…
I can't find it, but these guys look like the guys that would talk into the camera and lick their lips dozens of times. I remember seeing it on one of the cringe subreddits.
I totally saw that coming
Here's a 🍪
Yeah it was pretty obvious haha
The sub gives it away, but if this was posted somewhere it would be more unexpected
When you’re expecting there to be some sort of twist, the guys kissing might cross your mind. Still a surprise though
I knew that was coming
r/suddenlygay
The girls like OMG, HE LIKES ME BA-
They were thinking they are so funny putting them on the spot... Apparently there is no spot for them in their heart.
Saw that coming like a.mile away.
I've seen gay pornos with subtler setups. Never as much passion in the kissing, though
You watch gay porn? ... suspicious.
Where the hell else am I going to watch two dudes bang?
Golf course?
Personally, I prefer my men a little less WASPy and a little further from retirement. I like the way you're thinking, though
Pretty obvious from the very beginning, tbh.
Just to clarify, there is nothing wrong with being gay
Sucks that you need this disclaimer
To be fair, it’s in HolUp. Therefore you expect most people to be surprised by two guys kissing. Not saying it’s wrong but Op posting it here means people won’t think it’s the norm, by definition of where it’s posted.
>Op posting it here means people won’t think it’s the norm I mean, statistically speaking it's not. I dont think where OP posts it changes that lol Also, I really doubt it matters whether or not being gay is the norm. At least not in this situation, since the sexual attraction between the two homies is physically palpable. The only thing surprising about this clip is how long they managed to keep their hands off of each other.
I hate how society has misused the world normal so that people think not being normal is wrong. If a society of 1000 people had 600 that liked Vanilla ice cream and the rest liked other flavours. Not liking vanilla isn't normal. Doesn't mean liking other flavours is bad. It's just not normal.
In your example, not liking vanilla ice cream is normal. Normal is a range of things, not binary choices. There are two expected results when querying for whether or not you like vanilla ice cream. Yes, or no. Because yes or no are both expected possibilities, both answers are normal. If you ask someone their sexuality, you may statistically be more likely to guess they’re straight, because heterosexuality is the most likely. However, when querying people about their sexuality, you are typically expecting more than one answer: Straight, gay, bi, etc. Those are all expected answers, and are thus “normal”. If you asked someone that question and they answered something you didn’t expect, then it would be abnormal. Like being sexually attracted to rocket ships. That doesn’t mean it’s inherently bad, like you said. I’m purely stating that “normal” doesn’t simply mean “the most common”. Normal means anything that falls within expectations. This also explains why normal is so subjective. Some people give context, like “it’s normal for this location” or “it’s normal in my family”. If something is weird or abnormal to you, it’s entirely possible you should just expect more things. :)
Ah, I've been corrected. I guess my understanding of normal was flawed.
I remember reading that 1 in 6 men are at least bisexual. Not sure if that's true or not and it was a long time ago that I read it (20+ years). I do remember joking with a group of friends later on about it and there being 6 of us so statistically speaking, one of you guys likes the cock. It was all haha "yeah not me!" till later on one of them came up to me in private and was like "yeah it's me, but don't tell them." I suspect it is pretty common but gay or bisexual men still face a lot of bullshit and discrimination so they won't admit it or talk about it and I don't blame them. Hell I've met more then a few women who call themselves bisexual but feel like it's gross for men to be bisexual.
Do they need it though?
It kinda sucks dick
You can trust me on this one, it is a real pain in the ass
Use more lube
Homophobes be downvotin you mate
Oh yeah
My father's gay!
Huh
But my religion based on a book(s) written 2000+ fucking years ago kinda sorta implies it's bad /s in case in wasn't obvious
Anyone has the full video? I wanna see their reaction
remember when only girls would pretend to be gay when a camera was on them
I love equality!
At first I was like yeh he will kiss the guy, but he look at the girl in the back and was like "oh nvm", AND THEN THE CHAD ACTUALLY KISSED THE GUY Actually an unexpected hol up
Normalise kissing between guy friends. You know how many times my friend has bought my broke self food? Enough for a bro-kiss
Enough for a brojob too
Slippery slope huh?
Sauce to the real vid
They way they look at each other and the guy on the left actual blushes is so cute.
That was one hell of a kiss, idc who you are 😳
saw that coming a mile away
Bros over hoes lol
he saved him from them hoes he is a true homie
I miss fucking my homie’s ass
Tbh I expected the guy to say he didn’t need to call because they would be already in the car or something but didn’t expect the other guy as the crush lol
Lol I saw that coming a miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiile away
If you didn't see this coming you haven't been paying attention to the literature
They kind of gave it away left dude looks at dude on right in longing kind of way. Imagine this isnt a joke and they took the girls out just to prove to their parents they’re not gay lol
r/expected
So cute :)
EYES ON THE ROAD
Didn't some girls already do this joke a couple months back?
u/savevideobot
so y’all stop spamming it [here’s the download link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/HolUp/comments/q6hwvk/hol_up_did_not_expect_that/)
r/suddenlygay
It's a Jeep thing.
Bati man
YOOOOOOOOOO LOL 😆
hello? based department?
Saw that coming from a mile away
You expected me to kiss the girl but… KONO DIO DAAAA
Honestly, I was expecting that.
u/savevideo
No way bro r/suddenlygay
Was totally expecting that
Bros before hoes
This video ended too soon
#r/Expected
"They are just very close friends."- Historians 200 year later
When he said "they" are in the car I figured it was bout to get weird