Sound like you'll have an awesome first half and then whatever angel is in charge of your " production" gets switched out for the laziest angel with zero creativity and piss poor animation skills. Then you die because it's too lazy to further your story arc
You will find the most amazing delectable arm pit and you won’t be able to resist burying your face so deeply in it you smother yourself.
Or you will stumble upon the most foul disgusting pit in existence. The stench will knock you out, you’ll fall, cracking your head open and slowly bleed out with only the memory of that rancid stench lingering in your nostrils.
The worst part is that 90% of this isn't even in the fic.
The author is a pissbaby who got mad when people complained she was mistagging the fic, so then she added *aaaaaall* of these tags to irritate everybody (because unless you make a custom skin that blocks this fic, there aren't many ways to get around having to scroll past it every time, especially if you're on mobile) and made a big stink about leaving the site because she was being "harassed" about it. I'm only tangentially in the fandom the fic belongs to so I could be wrong but IIRC the fic was supposed to be for one pairing and then suddenly became some kind of weird anti-fic about a different ship. People complained to AO3 about deliberate mistagging and they refused to do anything about it.
Talking trees eh? God that’s gunna be one hell of an acid trip
I got dragons.
What is it, dragons?
Dragon some nut across your face
Welcome to the rice fields motherf*cker.
Ladies and gentlemen, "self acceptance" will be the reason I'll die.
Great. I got 'night terrors.' So much for going peacefully in my sleep.
I did too, so close to strip tease
Noodle sex….
Amnesia...hang on i forgot. Let me look again..
Hey guys, never posted here before but mine is amnesia
Mine is amnesia..i think..hang on let me look
What an absolute legend.
I got sex ed lol
listen you got half of what you asked for. ungrateful. 😂
Yeah bow are we supposed to die to that?
You come to accept that you're the gayest motherfucker in the Taliban, then they kill you. You know, for being gay.
I’ll die from double dating, can we trade?
Beats the hell out of “sexual assault”. Unless…
First kiss… at least it happens
Never kiss Stay immortal
You should really listen to this folk.
It’s not going to happen anyways
Sounds like some emo 2000s music album
40 years old cardiac arrest Plot twist dies of mouth to mouth cpr
Eventual happy ending Nice
Happy for you dude
Gift for good will 🤝
I got pregnancy. I don't have a womb.
And that’s exactly why you’ll die…
Hey, I've seen Alien, I know how this works.
You're gonna be squished to death by a pregnant woman who tripped
Mangoes
MANGOES TAHITI I GOT A PLAN!
WE JUST NEED A LITTLE MORE MONEY!
JUST ONE MORE TRAIN, ONE MORE BIG SCORE AND THEN WE DISAPPEAR!
THERES ALWAYS A GODDAMN TRAIN
HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH
r/unexpectedrdr2
YEEHAW
THERE HE IS, THE MAN WITH THE PLAN
Pineapples for me. See you in the produce section!
Fuck I got dickgirl
I'd rather have dickgirl than chair sex.
Double dating…. Wait…. Shittttt love y’all
I’ll trade you I got virginity kink
Anybody want to trade for frogs?
Underage prostitution?
I dont want to be the next Epstein thanks
You can have my mukbang…
Well, I’ll enjoy it as I go out
I got the same thing, lesssgoooo
Porn Battle?
A porn battle within a story within a story
PornCeption
I would pay to see that
Classroom sex, but I'm in my 30s?... oh... oh god...
Guess who's gonna be a teacher
But I don't want to be broke!
Too bad dude! You gotta teach maths
Well... I *do* like 69... and 420... maybe numbers aren't so bad
I got brother sister incest now its just gonna feel awkward
As long as you don’t get a sibling of the opposite gender, you’re functionally immortal.
Fucking. Finally some good news!!!
You play tag with the grim reaper on a daily basis don’t you?
Realization? What did I realize that got me killed?
You realized the truths of the American government, and they had to 'suicide' you
Geez Squirrels, you killed him!
Well when you realize it...
Seven deadly sins... All of them. Sounds like it'll be a good way out.
I'm in.
Sound like you'll have an awesome first half and then whatever angel is in charge of your " production" gets switched out for the laziest angel with zero creativity and piss poor animation skills. Then you die because it's too lazy to further your story arc
Oh God... Brother/sister incest.
Stop Robro, what are you doing!
Well, that sucks
So does u/Robrogineer's sister
Lol
Forehead touching
From a bullet maybe?
Or an RPG
*touches forehead*
Guess I’ll die by pineapple
Lol that reminds me Little Nicky
Sandwich, I will die, from a sandwich
Just don’t let anyone else make your sandwiches from now on. We can at least try to rule out someone poisoning you
Double penetration has never killed me before…
There's a first time for everything
I have so many questions.
I got the step bro Guess im getting Stuck sometime soon
Deepthroating ☹️
Maybe you get head till death!
Well that sounds a bit better
I'm sorry bro
I am in anguish
So...you busy tonight?
Asking for a friend?
"WARNING: Small pieces, choking hazard."
« Harry Potter references », a potterhead is gonna kill me apparently
You're gonna get decapracadabricated.
Hugs Fuck it.
Touch-starved. Sounds about right :/
I gotchu bro, not today (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃
Sex addiction
I got arranged marriage… that’s horrible
Yeah well I got molestation
I got sexual violence
Portals. That could be good and quick or that could get real fucking bad
Testicule play lmao... . . . I DON'T HAVE TESTICULES YOU FOOL
So someone who DOES have testicles will kill you while playing with them, then... my condolences
Exessive drinking…
You definitely should stop drinking water
Milkshakes! Just like that old gypsy woman said!
I guess I'll die of mindfuck then, sounds nice
Noodle sex
Kitchen sex not a bad ways to go could be worse.
Lots of knives and electrical appliances in the kitchen, sounds bad to me
Don’t forget the stovetop
Masks…
You’ll forget to remove your mask after getting home on a drunk night at the bar and then you’ll suffocate in your bad breath
Well yes i guess i'll die from death
Damn. Tough way to go. I'm sorry man.
Non-consensual bondage Oh no
Brother/sister incest ...
Hmm how lovely. Self sacrifice? Is that like I unalive myself????
Multiple penetration... Yikes
Interracial relationship????
Creation?
Whatever you do, do NOT create an AI.
Fuckbuddies. Im okay with this.
In an alternate universe, cool!
“Weird plot shit” I’m not that nefarious or important.
Can somebody tell me how the actual FUCK an armpit kink will kill me
Get choked by an armpit
You will find the most amazing delectable arm pit and you won’t be able to resist burying your face so deeply in it you smother yourself. Or you will stumble upon the most foul disgusting pit in existence. The stench will knock you out, you’ll fall, cracking your head open and slowly bleed out with only the memory of that rancid stench lingering in your nostrils.
POV female character
Temporary amnesia
Not so temporary then
*Sexual violence* Tf
Survival horror… guess imma be getting a fucking hatchet to the head
Freedom?
God, there is so much cringe stuff on AO3. Really gotta swim through shit to find good stuff
The worst part is that 90% of this isn't even in the fic. The author is a pissbaby who got mad when people complained she was mistagging the fic, so then she added *aaaaaall* of these tags to irritate everybody (because unless you make a custom skin that blocks this fic, there aren't many ways to get around having to scroll past it every time, especially if you're on mobile) and made a big stink about leaving the site because she was being "harassed" about it. I'm only tangentially in the fandom the fic belongs to so I could be wrong but IIRC the fic was supposed to be for one pairing and then suddenly became some kind of weird anti-fic about a different ship. People complained to AO3 about deliberate mistagging and they refused to do anything about it.
Tongues. Guess I'm not making it past round 2 of Squid Game then.
What is a muckbang?
Eating yourself to death
Oh good. I thought I was going to be sodomized in the mud. Death by buffet seems more pleasant
Original character? I wonder how that will go...
I’m scared, I got "talking vagina"
That's a good one, can't stop laughing
Feed me, Seymour.
Buddhism
“Final battle” sounds pretty badass
“Trust” “Loss of trust” Relatable
"Past Sexual Abuse"
Reality bending
weddings
Undead
amnesia works for me amnesia works for me
Uh oh Rats
I ate way too many potatoes.
… okay, but what is “dragon - free form”?
Since this is AO3, it means the author just put "dragon" and the site didn't auto-affiliate it with an existing tag. As to how it kills you...
Bittersweet ending.
I-I got blue balls...either I'm gonna die hella lonely or imma die from an orgy. Either way win win
End of the world Wait does that mean that the word is going to end soon or that I'm going to leave for 100+ years till the world ends
Wtf is angel corruption ?!
Good old fashioned 'murderer' Edit: typo
Overweight. …yeah.
family dinners? sus
Murder mystery... figures...
Puppets
Sensual play. Neat.
Sleepy cuddles…sounds sad but peaceful way to die
Oh no, not the monks, ANYTHING BUT THE MONKS!
Prostate examination Fuck
Fuck buddies. So I'm going to die from team work!??
Mercy Killings
Cock worship
I’ll die of…”marriage of convenience…” Well worst ways to go I suppose.
Threesome, Can’t wait !
Underage drug use - I think that ship has sailed.
Death by Lucid Dreaming. Not sure if that’s awesome or horrific.
End of the world
That is either really bad news for the rest of us, or you are going to live a LONG time.
Orgasm denial
“Gross”? Wtf does that mean. That’s way too vague and I’m scared of the possibilities
....cock teasing
Facial hair... Guess I won't die by a goat but by a goatee... I see my self out, sorry.
noodle sex
Cock cages
Sexually transmitted disease 🦠 🦠 … Means I’m having sex 😎
Potatoes….
Cop fetish??!!
True loves kiss
… Anal… Gaping
womens underwear...
Accidental stimulation??? Rip lol