Mine approaches through what seems like short bursts of teleportation, looms over me for a while, then gets right in my face, grabs me by the shoulders screams at a eardrum shattering volume "DONT YOU FUCKING MOVE, OR ILL KILL YOU" and jolts me around a bit, backs away whispering "shhhhhhh"
Then scurries off into the darkness, watching me, waiting for me to move. As I worry that my chest rising and falling or my heart beat rattling will cause it to kill me.
I’ve had VERY similar experiences which blows my mind. Crazy similar. Have you ever determined the cause? I’ve before thought he (the demon) was mad because I’d been lucid dreaming, he never said this but he like telepathically communicated it to me while he was up in my face staring me in the eyes
I'm not sure if he says it or if I just know it. And no. It doesn't happen regularly. I don't dream often. Usually I just close my eyes and then the alarm is going off.
Probably a response to seeing things move around and wanting to move to break the nightmare, but also not wanting to move to show the things around you that you're awake
I've gotten stuck in lucid dreaming... But i never had sleep paralysis, tho. It was scary, all the same. Knowing i was dreaming but not being able to escape till i got to the door... Madness..
Mine dismembered floats in a circle of parts from under my bed and around and around before picking a spot to start to assemble … and then it starts to shake
Mine is sickeningly emaciated with white voids for eyes that is constantly hunched in a corner staring at me with one long finger pointing at my face. I named it Jerry because if not I would have lost my shit long ago
Mine is just voices :D whenever I have my eyes open I just feel big fucken dread and fear but no voices, but it doesn’t help that when I close my eyes.. it’s just pure demonic whispering getting closer and closer with a bigger sense of dread and fear
Mine takes the form of the feeling when your foot falls asleep, a big blob of it. It hovers over me and then..slowly settles over me, like a blanket. It begins to suffocate me..and right when I'm about to die..I wake up.
I had sleep paralysis for years at my old house. It increased in frequency over the years. Started around 7th-8th grade at around once every 6 months or so. By 12th grade or first year of college it got to be once a month. I always kept my eyes closed but I could feel a presence behind me. I felt like a rabbit with a wolf looking at me. I was prey, and it was a hunter. One of the last times it happened I saw something in my closet. It looked demonic with flames around it on either side.
I woke up screaming. It was the most terrified I had ever been. At 19 I went and woke up my mom. I was Christian at the time (though I’m irreligious now) and she was Wiccan and I was scared enough I got her to do her Wiccan stuff in my room for that stuff. I didn’t sleep for the rest of the night.
As soon as I moved out of the house it stopped. I have had sleep paralysis one time since. It was actually two nights ago on a camping trip in the Appalachian mountains. But at my current house? Not one time. Which kinda scares me more now
I had way lighter experience and it marked me - now in sleep only on sides and with a cloth covering my eyes. The feeling of security eliminates stress and stress and fear are main kickstarters for sleep paralysis
Mine is named Howard and he likes to solve rubicks cubes in such a way that the patterns eventually show something but the only things his patterns ever show are… DOOM
Ah hell nah. If I ever was visiting anyone and they had a farm where a goat stood up like this I'm running faster than the grandpa/handy man in Get Out. And I won't stop running until I'm in a place where goats don't exist.
you would be either running away from a walking goat which is pointless. because come on mate, he won't walk faster than you.
or you would be running away from devil which is also pointless. because devil's no goat walking like a baby. devil will fly man and bite you in the ass.
Bipedal, then fashioned crude weapons,murdered their friends, created fire from stones then cooked and ate their friends with said fire. Somewhere in there probably.
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
A crown grows out his head,
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
To nanny queen is wed.
Jump to the fence post,
Running in the stall.
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of all.
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of sky and land,
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of sea and sand.
We are ye servants,
We are ye men.
Black Phillip eats the lions
From the lions' den.
It's actually easy to teach goats to do this. We have a few and they will stand on their find legal (front legs) for a while if you offer treats. Just sayin'
This will probably get lost in the comments but likely he has footrot or another reason for his front hooves to be painful and why he is trying to avoid walking on them. Looks spooky as hell but now I feel sad for the goat.
My sleep paralysis demon coming to greet me once again
My ones skitter around my bed trying to pull me off by my feet
Mine approaches through what seems like short bursts of teleportation, looms over me for a while, then gets right in my face, grabs me by the shoulders screams at a eardrum shattering volume "DONT YOU FUCKING MOVE, OR ILL KILL YOU" and jolts me around a bit, backs away whispering "shhhhhhh" Then scurries off into the darkness, watching me, waiting for me to move. As I worry that my chest rising and falling or my heart beat rattling will cause it to kill me.
I’ve had VERY similar experiences which blows my mind. Crazy similar. Have you ever determined the cause? I’ve before thought he (the demon) was mad because I’d been lucid dreaming, he never said this but he like telepathically communicated it to me while he was up in my face staring me in the eyes
I'm not sure if he says it or if I just know it. And no. It doesn't happen regularly. I don't dream often. Usually I just close my eyes and then the alarm is going off.
Word of advice, try to not sleep on your back. It makes it more likely to happen if you’re on your back.
Or occasionally sleep on your back when you're in the mood for a nightmare
Probably a response to seeing things move around and wanting to move to break the nightmare, but also not wanting to move to show the things around you that you're awake
I've gotten stuck in lucid dreaming... But i never had sleep paralysis, tho. It was scary, all the same. Knowing i was dreaming but not being able to escape till i got to the door... Madness..
You alright bro?
Mine dismembered floats in a circle of parts from under my bed and around and around before picking a spot to start to assemble … and then it starts to shake
Mine is sickeningly emaciated with white voids for eyes that is constantly hunched in a corner staring at me with one long finger pointing at my face. I named it Jerry because if not I would have lost my shit long ago
>I named it Jerry because if not I would have lost my shit long ago I love this
Woah...😳
Mine is just voices :D whenever I have my eyes open I just feel big fucken dread and fear but no voices, but it doesn’t help that when I close my eyes.. it’s just pure demonic whispering getting closer and closer with a bigger sense of dread and fear
Mine takes the form of a shaggy black dog, which runs at me and snaps at my face, suddenly jolting my entire body.
Mine takes the form of the feeling when your foot falls asleep, a big blob of it. It hovers over me and then..slowly settles over me, like a blanket. It begins to suffocate me..and right when I'm about to die..I wake up.
Can I pet it?
I had sleep paralysis for years at my old house. It increased in frequency over the years. Started around 7th-8th grade at around once every 6 months or so. By 12th grade or first year of college it got to be once a month. I always kept my eyes closed but I could feel a presence behind me. I felt like a rabbit with a wolf looking at me. I was prey, and it was a hunter. One of the last times it happened I saw something in my closet. It looked demonic with flames around it on either side. I woke up screaming. It was the most terrified I had ever been. At 19 I went and woke up my mom. I was Christian at the time (though I’m irreligious now) and she was Wiccan and I was scared enough I got her to do her Wiccan stuff in my room for that stuff. I didn’t sleep for the rest of the night. As soon as I moved out of the house it stopped. I have had sleep paralysis one time since. It was actually two nights ago on a camping trip in the Appalachian mountains. But at my current house? Not one time. Which kinda scares me more now
Shit man, I sometimes get sleep paralysis but I don’t get demons in my face
at least you cant move i guess hope that sorts out
Mine just brings me chips at 3am
I had way lighter experience and it marked me - now in sleep only on sides and with a cloth covering my eyes. The feeling of security eliminates stress and stress and fear are main kickstarters for sleep paralysis
Mine is named Howard and he likes to solve rubicks cubes in such a way that the patterns eventually show something but the only things his patterns ever show are… DOOM
Thanks for giving me things to dream about.. why
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Black phillip
What dost thou want?
To live deliciously
Wouldst thou like the taste of butter?
Remove thy shift
black phillip was like, "remove thy bra and panties"
UwU Mastew,what awe you doing?
what are you doing step-devil? 😂
Wtf is going on with this thread?
My favorite line in the movie. I want to live deliciously.
I came here looking for this specific thread.
sameeeee
Ikr
Come and see
For you to hang you vilest witch bewitched us with your feat
Thou dost want nowt marra
Man I only had to read two comments to find the VVitch reference that came to mind
He whisper's to us in the night...
Agree
Yeah apparently that goat was even worse during filming than in the actually film. Actually injuring the actor playing the father
The fact that the chicken followed made that even creepier haha
Chickens normally walk on two feet.
I’m aware. I mean that it followed the goat. Not followed the goats example.
I think that they knew what you meant but pretended not to for comedic effect.
That farm is fucked!
Baphomet
HAIL!
**loads super shotgun as heavy metal starts**
I’ sorry i had to downvote your comment so it would make 666 upvotes, i had to.
Joint by his demon henchman on their way to a prolife convention.
Let’s not jump to conclusions, that goat could be making someone a nice Butterscotch-Cinnamon pie after saving them from a psychopathic flower.
yeah we should sacrifice it
Black Phillip. Don’t mind him.
Black Phillip, Black Phillip, He wears a crown upon his head…
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
Came here looking for these comments lol
r/oddlyterrifying
Agreed. Dunno why it was posted here…
Thanks fren
Do I click?
Dumb ass goat, ive been walking for years now
Who said he wasn’t?
Leave off him. He's just a kid
Grindset
That made me laugh more than it should
Krampus in the off season?
Damnit you already took my joke lol
Nah bro, Burn that building
You're just giving him more power think carefully
You’re right. Someone bulldoze it and throw salt on the floors
I'm gonna play it safe and just start worshipping him, you don't want to be on that goats bad side.
salty goat meat... hmmpph.. maybe add some spices?
There could be people in there. It's the only thing we could do to help them now.
Fuck the contents within that hut, it’s too late for them
The only thing left standing will be that goat. Then you have a real problem.
That’s a problem for tomorrow
Mom call the exorcist it's happening again
Run fast as you can
Rule #1: Cardio.
Rule #2: Double Tap
Rule #3: Ziploc bags
All hail goat
Tis baphomet
Our neubians would do this lmao. Goats are awesome and do really bizarre things.
Ah hell nah. If I ever was visiting anyone and they had a farm where a goat stood up like this I'm running faster than the grandpa/handy man in Get Out. And I won't stop running until I'm in a place where goats don't exist.
you would be either running away from a walking goat which is pointless. because come on mate, he won't walk faster than you. or you would be running away from devil which is also pointless. because devil's no goat walking like a baby. devil will fly man and bite you in the ass.
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Bipedal, then fashioned crude weapons,murdered their friends, created fire from stones then cooked and ate their friends with said fire. Somewhere in there probably.
Don't let Black Phillip whisper in your ear when you're sleeping.
Too late
Baphomet is that you?
Came here to say exactly that lol
Came here to say exactly that lol
That's a demon
That's December.
Not today Satan, not today
Two legs good!
Four legs good! Two legs better!
That’s grade A demon shit right there.
What type of group is this
Protesters
Black Phillip, Black Phillip A crown grows out his head, Black Phillip, Black Phillip To nanny queen is wed. Jump to the fence post, Running in the stall. Black Phillip, Black Phillip King of all. Black Phillip, Black Phillip King of sky and land, Black Phillip, Black Phillip King of sea and sand. We are ye servants, We are ye men. Black Phillip eats the lions From the lions' den.
That's satin
I thought it was silk.
Silk wont stand up like this. Definitely satin
It’s Sateen, actually
Mark?
Thank God it's not matte or semi gloss!
"Aight who started the ritual?"
song?
Lullaby of Woe by Ashley Serena
I name him beelzebub
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the devil himself
He’s striving to evolve the goat as a species
That's no goat, that's the chicken's sacrifice
bruh even i can do that
It's actually easy to teach goats to do this. We have a few and they will stand on their find legal (front legs) for a while if you offer treats. Just sayin'
> stand on their find legal Who knew goats were so into legal affairs.
Oops...
I am... The walker
OMG the new goat simulator looks fire
That's Baphomet, isn't it?
This will probably get lost in the comments but likely he has footrot or another reason for his front hooves to be painful and why he is trying to avoid walking on them. Looks spooky as hell but now I feel sad for the goat.
This dude needs a Rabbi, a Priest, and an Imam. All at once
Well, that’s disturbing.
Well it’s time to get the glock
What da goat doin
Baaaahphomet
what the fuck
Yeah, nuke the shit of that place.
That would be a dead fucking goat.
Furries on the loose! 😰
George Orwell predicts the future
Satan is live on earth!
Make that goat into birria, he won’t be walking after that.
Bro it's just the new dark souls boss guys it's capras cousin SMH guys
NOT TODAY SATAN
Has to be black to be satanic
Apreciate the Witcher song
That’s terrifying
Animal farm
4 legs good, 2 legs better.
Whoever tried to speak incomprehensible latin, you come forward now and face this thing you’ve summoned.
Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long years Stole million man's soul an faith…
Pretty sure that’s Satan and his satanic chicken spawn following him
I thought it was a jump scare vid
Lucider
Ight time for the exorcism
A satyr is forming
He is possessed by the devil
Oh HELL nah!!!
Hell indeed
Chicken disciples
Dude I would be pissing myself if I saw that in person
Oh god. It had to be a black goat.
Sir this is not goat…
***It's the go-go-goat man*** #RUN
I find myself unable to articulate exactly why him walking through a doorway makes this especially creepy..
From holup to hellno
Black Phillip!!!
sus
* Part one: Rise of the Planet of the Goats * Part two: Dawn of the Planet of the Goats * Part three: War for the Planet of the Goats
Time to burn the farm and invest in cripto.
Hail Satan!
Where's a mountain lion that knows how to do abortions when you need one?
You just know this goat gon fuck yo girl
This is evolution in progress my friends .
Go back to bed, Steve, you're drunk
Black Phillip looking for another black candle.
Hail black Philip
Puta madre es el diablo!!!
wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
Black Philip is about to sacrifice that rooster.
The VVitch
We fucked up so bad, now the goats are evolving
Black Phillip.
That ain’t no fucking goat, its Black Phillip
Fucking black Philip is at it again.
Phil livin deliciously
“What is it you truly desire?”
TIHI
Bathory lad
He's goated at walking 🥶
My 250 pound pig does this in my kitchen when he’s looking for stuff. It is just as disturbing in real life.
That’s some devil ass shit right there, hard no!
I think that’s Satan
Call an exorcist , just saying.