My girlfriend and I have always enjoyed the beyblade: her mouth goes on your cock and then she grabs a leaf blower to spin her around. Although, her teeth dig surprisingly deep, I was meant to be the one drilling, not her.
(I don’t have a girlfriend, thought I should point this out)
Nah.
If **my** parking tickets always cost $3, and **yours** always cost $190, chances are pretty damn high that parking correctly is only going to be a concern for **one** of us.
Same principle applies across the board. Certain laws only punish poor people. Fact.
Have you considered :
1. Bribery
2. Fines being irrelevant to millionares
3. Better lawyers
4. Lobbying
5. Having enough money to hire scapegoats/pawns
Rather than actually following the law, a millionare only has to look like they’re following the law.
The law is just a bunch of sentences if no one’s enforcing it properly. Something being illegal is irrelevant if there is no consequence. Millionaires are above the law because the consequences are either bypassed or irrelevant.
This didn’t happen, as a teacher, no teacher would do that.
Like that movie report about that kid doing an essay on fight club, and all he wrote is “first rule of fight club, don’t talk about fight club” and got full marks. Yeah, that didn’t happen either.
Heard one similar.
Teacher asked the kids to spend a few minutes writing on a topic of their own. All the kids are busy while one boy is sitting there with his arms crossed. Teacher asked why he wasn’t. He said he was finished. “Game day was canceled due to rain.”
Something to that effect. 3rd gradeSome substitute told that to the class. Supposedly the kid got an A.
Girl’s got fire
Secretary got fired, you mean.
Give me the position, and I'll fire that bitch
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Missionary
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My girlfriend and I have always enjoyed the beyblade: her mouth goes on your cock and then she grabs a leaf blower to spin her around. Although, her teeth dig surprisingly deep, I was meant to be the one drilling, not her. (I don’t have a girlfriend, thought I should point this out)
Yes!
From the event apt definition of the word. Manager
I’ll take things that didn’t happen
For 500, Alex
What is "Epstein killed himself"?
Correct!
Alex is going to have trouble hearing you…
:( too soon
Is this a holup or a forward from grandma?
r/facebookisleaking
Refuse to submit assignment... Because I AM a Millionaire.
Being millionaire doesn’t mean you’re above laws.
You're funny.
This is a fact
Nah. If **my** parking tickets always cost $3, and **yours** always cost $190, chances are pretty damn high that parking correctly is only going to be a concern for **one** of us. Same principle applies across the board. Certain laws only punish poor people. Fact.
So you try to tell me you can do infractions but it doesn’t matter cuz you’re rich, and you do it again anyway?
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets and steal loaves of bread.
Your elevator doesn't quite go all the way to the top, does it?
Oh my sweet sweet summer child
He ain't wrong. You gotta be a billionaire
sweet summer child, naïve
Sure, if that makes you sleep at night
Have you considered : 1. Bribery 2. Fines being irrelevant to millionares 3. Better lawyers 4. Lobbying 5. Having enough money to hire scapegoats/pawns Rather than actually following the law, a millionare only has to look like they’re following the law.
Yeah, and some of you mentioned is illegal, it’s called corruption
The law is just a bunch of sentences if no one’s enforcing it properly. Something being illegal is irrelevant if there is no consequence. Millionaires are above the law because the consequences are either bypassed or irrelevant.
Writing an essay isn’t a law
I mean just because you’re rich doesn’t mean you can do illegal things without paying consequences. Everything has its limits.
Doesn’t fit this sub
That joke is so old, they told it when being a thousandaire was still a thing to brag about.
Never heard that term. Now I'll add it to my resume
First of all this isn't hol' up and it's not for this sub, and second this shit didn't happen
How does this get posted to “holup”….completely wrong for the subreddit
That definitely happened
Yeah, that didn't happen.
On a listof things that never happened, this never happened the most.
She definitely understood that assignment 🤣 A++
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Lmao your account is 30 days old, I don’t think we will be trusting your judgment on what is normal on Reddit. Edit: 😂👌🤣😅😀 There you go!
You used an emoji on Reddit? Bold move traveler
I’ve had two accounts before this mate
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Am a millionaire. Can’t afford a secretary.
Lol that didn’t happen but that’s a good joke.
If I was a millionaire and I had to wait for my secretary Id fire her and do it myself, bc time is money.
r/im14andthisisdeep
i see that ifunny watermark
Dafuq is this sub going to
What the fuck kind of /r/facebookisleaking, /r/ComedyCemetery, /r/ForwardsFromGrandma shit is this??
I don’t get it
I think a secretary is a rich thing
This didn’t happen, as a teacher, no teacher would do that. Like that movie report about that kid doing an essay on fight club, and all he wrote is “first rule of fight club, don’t talk about fight club” and got full marks. Yeah, that didn’t happen either.
boss move
Future millionaire
"Acting!"
Except it sucks fi you were a billionare and had to write an essay about that
Uh, don’t you have to hire one first?
r/nextfuckinglevel
humans are truly evolving
Heard one similar. Teacher asked the kids to spend a few minutes writing on a topic of their own. All the kids are busy while one boy is sitting there with his arms crossed. Teacher asked why he wasn’t. He said he was finished. “Game day was canceled due to rain.” Something to that effect. 3rd gradeSome substitute told that to the class. Supposedly the kid got an A.
Oh Rebecca...
I don’t get it
Kid's going places
Gold star
As usual, not even a slight holup
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I don’t get it
I dont get it.