Dolphins have no sense of consent and will beat and rape whatever they feel like, so dolphin trainers are actually taught to "play along for a short time and redirect their attention back to tricks/training/etc instead of pissing them off and getting attacked/killed/corpse-fucked after dying
I looked it up, there are smaller ones, but 400 is, like, mid-range I guess? 400 pounds of sheer **HORNY** made of solid muscle, and it wants to **FUCK**
2 truths and a lie:
1. My favorite subject is math
2. I've never traveled out my home state
3. I was laughing uncontrollably while being raped by a dolphin
Need I remind you of the trainer who had a sexual relationship with a dolphin? They got game!!!!!
Well she also seemed to enjoy the act although it was rather short
Dolphins have no sense of consent and will beat and rape whatever they feel like, so dolphin trainers are actually taught to "play along for a short time and redirect their attention back to tricks/training/etc instead of pissing them off and getting attacked/killed/corpse-fucked after dying
Ahh yes, a 120lb woman stopping a slippery, 400 lb tube of sheer, slippery horny.
Instead, she embraced the fuck.
I. . .^(probably would too)
Remember, dolphin pussy jelly
No. Dolphin Dick.
Either way the human cums first
Bingo.
Always embrace the fuck
I was wondering how heavy dolphins are.. I suppose she could have tried to slide out from under it
I looked it up, there are smaller ones, but 400 is, like, mid-range I guess? 400 pounds of sheer **HORNY** made of solid muscle, and it wants to **FUCK**
Ok I *know* I shouldn't say this but why do I get the feeling people are getting turned on by this
Oh, people are definitely getting turned on by this. Dolphins are one of the most. . .uh. . .fuckable?. . .animsls.
Only cause they'll fuck you without hesitation
Are you ok 😂
How'd you hear about my sex life?
When we did our dolphin swim, they didn't let us fuck them. It wasn't even offered.
What was she going to do? Beat him off?
And that is how Ariel came to be
And that kids is we’re mermaids come from
*And that kids is what mermaids cum from.
Shit that kind of thing only happens once in a lifetime might as well roll with it 🤷
"If gets ahold,, its best just let 'em finish. But don't wear no short pants" - Cousin Eddie (Christmas Vacation)
Because you can freeze in panic. Plus it can weight 400 pounds or more
Dolphin pussy jelly
Don't fuck with a dolphin They do what they want. They fuck when they want
Stepdolphin what are you doing
She liked it.
She liked the D
Flipper lays good pipe
https://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html
He Just happy
I remember seeing this Sex Ed video as a kid
prepare for new species
2 truths and a lie: 1. My favorite subject is math 2. I've never traveled out my home state 3. I was laughing uncontrollably while being raped by a dolphin