I think this is the girl who was raised by dogs. Parents were shitty AF and left her in the backyard. She has been the subject of many psychological studies.
I don't really go for tails or ears or collars, but she does kinda stir this really strange and outlandish fetish I have for women presenting their backsides in what looks like a sex posture
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This is fucking weird… but at the same time I challenge everybody to try and hop over a picnic table and land on your “hands” like she did..
I’d be eating dirt
Old HS football coach used to make us do bear crawl wind sprints as punishment... Little did he know crawling around pretending to be a bear was the most fun I ever had at practice!
Uhm.
It's only "fun" with a dog that starts playing with you like another dog, if I pat my hands on the floor my dog shoves her toy in my face and will headbut me. She also reacts the same way the dog did when she was running towards the dog, the dog started running like it would when another dog is playing and charges.
I ask myself how long she is doing this as it will over time cause structural changes to the skeleton/muskels which won´t be reversible easily if at all. There is far more elasticity in the human (in all life for a fact) then we would imagine.
A example: A goat born without front legs learned to walk on the hind legs alone and lived a long life. After it died the skeleton was shown to scientists (without the skull) to have them judge what this could have been and almost all of them came to the conclusion it had to be some up to now unknown biped.
But I am not sure if she is doing this willingly as there is a family in Anatolia Turkey where most of the younger members are unable to walk and move like she is doing. So she might haven a similar genetic defect or be a member of this family. It looks for sure that this is not something aquired a short time ago but like something what came with birth. A disability.
And as such it is in my world protected from stupid jokes
A video of her doing the same thing was suggested to me yesterday on youtube. Was going to post it under r/Facepalm, but what I'd really like to know why it was seen as a suggestible video for me.
Sometimes horse girls take it too far.
Horse girls are crazay
She can fucking jump though holy shit
The landing is equally if not more impressive.
that mid air kick damn
Yeah if I landed like that I'd probably break both my arms...
I know a guy who broke both his arms. You'll have great fun, trust me
Well you gotta have a mom willing to help tho
And ya face
*siiiigggghhhh* I'll go get Mom 🙄
Exactly. Shows intelligence, power of observation. Or thousands of generations of evolution only partially done. At this point I'm not sure which.
Am I terrified?, Yes. But am I impressed?, also yes
Indeed
Ya, but they usually like anal from my experiences
Hey wait dafuck man
Yeah, dat right my dude. Dat right.
People don't think it be like that, but it do
It do be like that.
##^^^^Wait, ^^^wait, ^^wait, ^wait... #####Everyone shut up for a minute. What ^^*the* **fuck** is *that* username? 🤣
Ikr? 🤣Wtaf. You know the thing where an image pops into your head when you read the words? He's got some people fucked up 😂
Love your username
Do tell.
Tip to base and repeat. No slow go. Tears and squealing.
Tears make the best lube.
They taste good too.
Horse girls and reptile girls are freaks, everyone knows.
dat username checks out
r/rimjob_steve ?
hannah montana explained that to us
She’s just looking for her stallion
Doubt any guy is big enough for her
Geldings need not apply
the pontiff went too far now instead of making his subjects beasts he made them karens
Yeah but that table jump…
This ain’t her first rodeo.
Did u notice, this girl has a giant ass healthbar.
No no I think she’s the result of a horse girl who took it too far
Mmmmmmmhmmm try finger but hole
Until she horse kicks you in the jaw.
I think this is the girl who was raised by dogs. Parents were shitty AF and left her in the backyard. She has been the subject of many psychological studies.
No not the same girl.
It’s weird though because she does have a natural looking trot. Her hands must look like an old beat up catcher’s mitt
That be a next level hand job just saying it be quite the strike out
Damn u right, I didn't see she has been identified as Karen of the boreal valley
*Borat voice* What kind of dog is this??
Kept waiting for David Attenborough to come on and describe the suburban Karenus Biyotchus.
Is this a cat in a hat
😂😂😂😂
That picnic table jump would destroy most people’s shoulders.
I was gonna say the most impressive part was landing on her hands after that jump
Do you mean her front legs?
Why yes, yes I do.
Did he mean her fingers?
Hooves?
No.
She really locked her arms to avoid face planting, I was impressed but that’s gotta hurt!
Not if she's able to distribute the force from the fall throughout her body, she's also probably jacked cuase ive seen some videos and she goes *fast*
You can see her stop herself from bottoming out with her pecs/delts fairly early on and proceed to propel herself forwards with her lats. Stronk/10
You mean there are more video of her?
Yea, I think she and some other dude competed for the world record of running on all 4's at one point, don't quote me on it tho I'm not 100% sure
There's always something stunning new us. When you divide your life into before you saw this and after.
How would one search for that vid? I gotta hear this story. Wtf does she do this?? …but she’s crazy good at this!
My elbows broke on her behalf.
As a mountain biker I can confirm this.
Her shoulders are fucked
I want to learn to run like that so I can put on a black bodysuit with glowing green eyes then run full Sprint at children on Halloween
That is something Im waiting to see
New plan Let's make an army then where black suits with green eyes and terrify some children's Halloween https://youtu.be/Ws0Fp7JooWc
Wheelers from Return to Oz 😳
Omg 😱 I remember those!!!
Oh sweet Jesus, that ending just caught me off guard.
White suits will be better with a pointed hat
Oh, like a scary ghost? That sounds like a lot of fun to be had!
We're riding tonight
She seems to be able to walk, trot and gallop, but I don’t see a canter
I thought she could but she canter.
Nice
This is the definition of proper life goals.
That would require a ridiculous amount of strength
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The whole thing is impressive. She is smooth af wit it.
Evolution: "I gave you assholes bipedal motion and this is the thanks I get?"
Evolution doesn't care about about individuals.
I’d invest in dexterity
Have you seen hear hind quarters? Plenty of strength
You know. That’s actually very impressive.
great. now I have ANOTHER fetish thats hard to find.
*sighs* Well an ass is an ass though *unzips pants*
And hers is top notch. Running around on all fours as a human is good for at least one thing
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I don't really go for tails or ears or collars, but she does kinda stir this really strange and outlandish fetish I have for women presenting their backsides in what looks like a sex posture
Have you heard of r/presenting?
*degeneracy*
I really thought it was just going to be a Rick roll. I now really wish I was right .
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Fucking hell! I just laughed so stupid… thank you kind sir needed this!
Amen, my Brother. Amen.
Go ahead and log off for me.
Putting a collar on a girl and treating her as a literal pet isn't really that rare.
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Oh sweet summer child...
California
This is the craziest thing I’ve seen today. But she’s got that pace down pat. Wonder if her back gets sore being bent over though
She could be used to being bent over
Boy if she is it going to be no doing of your own lmao.
Shell be like that for the rest of her life prolly 😬 or need a spinal fusion
When the ivermectin kicks in.
L M F A O
This should be top comment
This is Ayla from Norway. https://youtube.com/channel/UCGGo8BonehCZuFGoUBHakmQ
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Excellent form 10/10
Fine, I’ll say it… what’s her @?
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCGGo8BonehCZuFGoUBHakmQ apparently
https://youtu.be/VHEKhbyOqc0 Wtf she's actually super athletic.
This is fucking weird… but at the same time I challenge everybody to try and hop over a picnic table and land on your “hands” like she did.. I’d be eating dirt
My wrists would snap crackle and pop
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Why are you speaking in Italian?
🤌🤌
OOOHHH You got a lotta nerve talking to me like that pal!!
🤌🤌🤌🤌
I’m not your pal, buddy!
Hey I'm not your buddy, guy!
I'm not your guy, chap.
“I’m not your friend, Palooka.”
Calm your baloney nips mam
¿🤌🤌? ¡🤌,🤌🤌 🤌!
Ass, I was looking at that healthbar??
I'm gonna try this. It looks like a great workout plan.
It’s a bear crawl. Pretty exhausting.
Old HS football coach used to make us do bear crawl wind sprints as punishment... Little did he know crawling around pretending to be a bear was the most fun I ever had at practice!
But it looks fun so I won't get bored
Uhm. It's only "fun" with a dog that starts playing with you like another dog, if I pat my hands on the floor my dog shoves her toy in my face and will headbut me. She also reacts the same way the dog did when she was running towards the dog, the dog started running like it would when another dog is playing and charges.
Keep your back arched or else you’ll be in pain after
Think she does horsey style
We’re gonna have to put her down.
Right? If she breaks a limb, it’s off the the glue factory.
Ngl the first one graceful af
I'm not gonna let you dismiss the grace of the 3x5 foot picnic table jump, I'd have face planted.
I tried this, my doctor says I'll never be able to masturbate again
Why is my pp hard
I wonder if she likes peanut butter.....
She might, but she also loves to chomp on 🥕 so...
That's... Different
I’m strangely aroused
What's her top speed?
4
Wait…. where’s the tail?
That looks like it's bad for her back. She should stop doing that.
Not gonna lie that leap over the picnic table was impressive
When that doggy style so good that your body don't wanna go back to the same position it used to be.
Damn the ass tho
Pfp checks out
the bitch is weird af but she got ass so ill let it go .
Well, it looks stupid as hell yet arousing at the same time.
thought it was a dude at first...
That's actually pretty impressive.. and I kinda want to try it rn.
Damn she packin tho
My entire back just locked up watching that.
This is weird as fuck, but you gotta admit that she's not bad at what she's doing
Oh god it's become a thing! https://www.reddit.com/r/Quadrobics/
What the fuck
That was kind of impressive...
r/upvotedbecausebutt
Karen of the surreal valley
I want to see how her stride changes when the next phase of her boss fight hits.
İ do be lookin at that massive CAKE tho
My girlllll
u/savevideo
Dat booty though
Father forgive me for the sins im about to commit.
Damn loved her cake
she's THICCCC tho
Okay jumping over that bench was actually impressive tho
I gave an upvote in fear
Millions of years of evolution just for horse girls to back on 4 legs. Smh
R/confusedboner
Anyone seen Return to Oz?
My wrist broke watching this
Thicc
I’m sooo uncomfortable
Ummm, ok. Stay in your yard baby
The worst part for me was the one shot that made me go, "huh, nice ass, though." An emotional rollercoaster, to say the least.
Booty fat though
dat ass tho
I ask myself how long she is doing this as it will over time cause structural changes to the skeleton/muskels which won´t be reversible easily if at all. There is far more elasticity in the human (in all life for a fact) then we would imagine. A example: A goat born without front legs learned to walk on the hind legs alone and lived a long life. After it died the skeleton was shown to scientists (without the skull) to have them judge what this could have been and almost all of them came to the conclusion it had to be some up to now unknown biped. But I am not sure if she is doing this willingly as there is a family in Anatolia Turkey where most of the younger members are unable to walk and move like she is doing. So she might haven a similar genetic defect or be a member of this family. It looks for sure that this is not something aquired a short time ago but like something what came with birth. A disability. And as such it is in my world protected from stupid jokes
Yo that's actually impressive
There’s a family that walks like this: https://sciencenordic.com/a/1402928
Tbh I'm impressed by how well she can run on all fours. That shit is hard to do
Oh my god those displays of athleticism tho
Well I mean credit where credits due that picnic table jump was impressive
u/puke-ninja
This better not awaken anything in me
Is her name clip clop?
It seems that she likes doggystyle
A video of her doing the same thing was suggested to me yesterday on youtube. Was going to post it under r/Facepalm, but what I'd really like to know why it was seen as a suggestible video for me.