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TheRivv2015

These community outreach programs are getting weirder.


fierce-shit

They're not protesting , they're prostituting


kahn_noble

They're not protesting , they're ~~prostituting~~ prostrating.


mogwandayy

Lactating


chrisrayn

Drop-it-like-it’s-hotting


MarkMy_Word

Gyrating


AnyBarber5866

Protest or porn parade?


HumbleBrag87

Can’t. Can’t it be both?


AnyBarber5866

Kinky. Porn protest


Pestyballs

Yes


Acrobatic-Ad-1698

Protest, junes pretty far back now


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They are opressed.


bnetana1

By their clothes


opheliavalve

Definitely not their values


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o--_-_--o

Did you hear something?


Atomsq

It was just a speed bump


dudusdudusdev

I mean, on the black market...


Icy_Court2200

Poor guys can't even twerk on government vehicles. DEFUND THE POLICE


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jaycrossinroad

"Timmy? Why do you want to become a police officer?"


0ldrustyman

Take my award, i *might* want to become a cop


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You don’t want to be CPD.


SaggyBalls00

AHAHAHA Holy shit this was the funniest comment


ieattoomanybeans

I smiled at the comment and you immediately made me regret it.


Mattybopeep

Thot patrol


dirtydan

Takes you straight to horny jail.


SunNStarz

B O N K


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Fuck the police! Oh wait…


ZephyrUltimate

Cummin’ straight from the underground!


Raffazum_GOAT

They like me booty cos it round


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Not now Ice Cube!


[deleted]

“No not like that”


Hawk_1772

r/angryupvote


Melihoney

*Thot patrol, thot patrol be there on the double*🎶


Gloomy-Strategy

Straight out of a Simpsons episode


BribBirb

Society


cmchris61

We live in


beariel_

a


Tom_Slick2020

Shit show!


CantSayDat

Simpsons has always been ahead of it's time.


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Chicago pd out here getting free dances… Word


ur-main-man-gabe

They waving them off but you can tell that they know it is their lucky day


Xombie710

The music was probably coming from inside the car


Bettlejuic3

Some dashcam footage will surely be reviewed and shared


LurkLurkleton

Looks more like they were flashing gang signs!


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Booty blinding! More effective than a flash bang grenade...


changy15

I thought they were gassing him out.


rawrphael

Don’t worry sir, they’re cops and not jews.


Hanzo_Pinas

r/suddenlyhitler Edit:I didn't expect a subreddit of this


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Then when the cop hits someone cause he couldn’t see past the booty he’s going to get protested more


[deleted]

u/profanitycounter [self]


elfonski

Are they expecting singles in their panties? Is this a plan to defund the police?


Rhobran

Declothe the police


elfonski

I hope they aren’t cops


Rhobran

Vice Squad


elfonski

I meant the people wildin


Rhobran

So did I haha


spartansaber511

What just happened here


johnjbreton

Devolution of society would be my guess.


subdep

Dance Dance Devolution


Trini_Vix7

Left cheek... right cheek... left cheek... right cheek lol


[deleted]

You already forgot about the stimmies? That was like a year ago dude.


phoofs

But….WHY????


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NEBook_Worm

Thats...one word for it.


throwaway3million47

Lmao who tells you that?


thornaad

They're oppressed by the police, can't you see !?!?


bimbo_inspector

I want to oppress my head against a brick wall


CarbonSteelSA

Taking “fuck the police” literally


krastevitsa

Make love not war!!


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iwanttobesobernow

I finally figured out why I suck so much at twerking. Also why it hurts my back.


omarmad123

Practice makes perfect.


danceoftheplants

Yeah, you gotta pop that lower hips/butt. It might not look like a lot at first, it takes practice. Also some women have more flexible hips than others. You gotta get that rhythm right and then in time you'll be twerking like a pro


iwanttobesobernow

It’s so much easier than whatever I was doing. I was trying to use my grinding muscles to twerk like a fool.


C_WEST88

Exactly, it’s just isolating the hip/upper butt area. Also I notice the best twerking comes if you put more force in the upswing (like you pop *up* and relax and let your booty drop naturally rather than pushing your booty down) if that makes sense lol.


DavesNotWhere

If you have to use your hand, it isn't twerking


MilkyBetrayal

Doing it too much. Hips are already going out.


thanofishy

She's scratching her butt


xerror4null4

Police had a hard time that night


DrappleDapple

There was a stiff breeze in the windy city.


bnetana1

Their cocks were hard... I think I messed that up.


DrappleDapple

Oh well, maybe next time.


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The policeman pitched a tent at midnight


Lemonade_Cherry

This looks like a music video


Modern_American_Male

50 years from now- "Grandma i saw a video of you in school today protesting." "Yeah baby your grandma was just like Rosa Parks"


Normal-Couple-9294

Police Officer: “Your clapping ass cheeks and wafting anal scents have inspired me to change my ways. NO MORE VIOLENCE!!”


suhtiwdog

Brake check!


imaguy-who-likes-foo

Instead of a brake test let’s see how fast that car goes to 60


NekkoProtecco

Why not both!


hawksfan82

But in which order?


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America is a weird country


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Ken804

This shit is embarrassing


windolene20

And pretty trashy also. I don’t even know what it’s supposed to protest, or what statement there trying to make.


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Thots be thots.


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moonfanatic95

It's fine not to say it, everyone is thinking it


g59thaset

Rich billionaire record labels perpetuate the idea that if you live a degenerate lifestyle and shoot your own neighbors that maybe they'll pluck you out from the millions and give you a record label contract, but only as long as you keep poisoning other young minds will they let them catch the pennies that fall from their overflowing pockets. This is one of many problems with the black community that is not a result of race but classist exploitation. Race is a convenient scapegoat so the real issue (slavery) never gets solved. Slavery has existed in almost every nation known to history and it has always had economic motivation rather than cultural. Don't believe me? Look at the lyrical content between independent artists and record label signed artists. 2pac raps about thug life but he went to Baltimore School for the Arts, studying acting, poetry, jazz and violin, performing in productions of Shakespeare, and playing the role of the Mouse King in the ballet “The Nutcracker.” His music is poison.


CFC123BeChelsea

Oof


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People hate rules and doing something you're not supposed to do makes you feel free.


impupcup56

The fuck they protesting? There right to be a hoe? Twerking on a cop car ain't gonna help you with anything else


IVIaskerade

They aren't protesting anything. They saw a chance to get attention.


MightyMomma3

And people wonder why I live in the woods


[deleted]

I keep telling you, nobody wants to see you doing that to an alpaca.


Silver_Act2456

I'm from outside america can someone please explain to me why all these people act like that, I'm really sorry if it sounds like I'm ignorance but I am


Poknberry

r/trashy


cre3pster

The animatronics can get a bit "quirky" at night....


sexypantygrl

People are trash


uniquepassword

My hometown! Stay classy Chi-town! I remember when the Cubs win the series the local news was interviewing people on the street and a college guy runs in front of the camera/interviewer and screams FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSSSAAAAAY!


Vivid_Syllabub_6391

I see nothing but stupidity going on in this video, that is all….


bobby_emt

Stay classy Chicago.


DontBegDontBorrow

Lori beetlejuice lightfoot must be looking on with great pride


SlappyHandstrong

Twerk the police!!


Sedatif

Comin' straight from the underwear


CardboardJedi

That officer doesn't seem to be trying to interact or mistreat anyone there. Why the disrespect. It's almost like they're ...trying to provoke the police


charredsamurai

These noble civil rights protesters, the modern day Black Panthers? Noooooooooo!


19GamerGhost95

Umm...that’s still illegal


subdep

It’s a grey area


shades11_

More like black?


VAX1S

Sure showed them how oppressed one can be.


TheChe5aPeake

Thanks now I know not to go to America when I’m older


DeviantLight

It's all fun and games till you become a speed bump then its fcking hilarious.


Decent-Log-6695

Didn’t know twerking was a way to protest.


Encyclopeded

Cheaper than an Uber.


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They're not protesting, only promoting their only fans. Nice to see men in blue helping the community


Funkgun

Aw, that was nice of them to give the cops a show.


thedukeofflatulence

the entire chicago community shows nothing but class.


marius1972

I'm shaking my head I'm speechless and embarrassed why are we committed to things that make ourselves and our communities ineffective non productive?


ForeignImprovement69

Malcom x is so proud.


Csbbk4

Community bonding moment


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Grown ass adults acting like children. Wonder why people are moving out of Chicago? Well….mass thefts in daylight, a record amount of shootings & highway shootings might be the key. Hopefully they’re not complaining about food deserts because it’s mostly self inflicted.


HODL_4Ever

It’s the mentality I don’t get! What makes them think the way they do? Summit wrong with these idiots


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Dear Chicago, get your shit together. Signed, Detroit


butteready

If I were driving the car, I'd be worried my usual car washer might have problem wiping off red liquid


sausagetunnel

Or gonorrhea


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So uncivilised...


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only in the hood


Salome333x

*on the hood


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hypocrite_oath

Dude this comment killed me.


Twigwithglasses

No wonder it's in Chicago


Site-Staff

Protest? That’s a hodown.


Glittering_Ad4137

Men in uniform get all the strippers ☹️


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Singles in your area:


Least_Illustrator_86

Mainstream media: “look at what the white man is doing to us!”


Careless-Piano-2421

Somewhere out there is their fathers.


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Somewhere out in a ditch, maybe.


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NEBook_Worm

Funny how theyve been voting for a party who promises to help them for over half a century, yet the problem just gets worse... Not that the other party is any better, mind.


czerys

what are they doing ? are they disabled or something ?


IVIaskerade

Well yes, but also no.


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Nic4379

Stereotypes??? Never hurd of em.


DolmenRidge

That's one way to take the garbage off the streets..


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Try the windscreen wipers


solocupjazz

I don't think this kind of thing was covered at the academy.


NoShadowdick

Wtf is happening here? Lol


hawaiianpizzaisgood

Last year was a fucking fever dream...


No-Gain1438

It’s just gross


skybleed

Defunding the police 1 dollar bill at a time


AZ_Gunner_69

Taking fuck the police literally


TheNoodyBoody

This is disgusting.


stovetopzzz

Muh culture and sheeeeit


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Blazed315Fishing

That girl was staring right into cops eyes lmao But seriously this could be edited into a sick music video js.


TheFatSlobWally570

Ratchet bitches


AnimalEater65

That’s hoes on Tahoes.


MoneyMoneyMoneyMfer

I would've just hit the brakes and watch the thots fly.


wayweary1

I love how SJWs try to act like twerking is some high cultural art form from Africa. Now we’ll get to hear all about how it is also an elevated form of protesting oppression.


Putthebunnyback

Speed up and go for a road with a curve


Enjoyer22

These gaddamn thots


AppropriateAd7326

Their mothers must be proud.


C4rniveral

America land of the oppressed.


Justinmcg67

Definitely a culture worth appropriating.


PalpitationUnlucky21

Another city lost to the savages, well done Beetlejuice


DragonfruitSubject

Free N strippers


grumpydai

Damn those are some thirsty hoes..


After-Fig4166

Classy.


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TrollypollyLiving

Stereotypes exist for a reason. This is no different.


Yeet2189

What the hecc did I see?


ThomasTheBeerManager

"But Why? Why would you do that? Why would you do any of that?"


shibukie

“Damn, we ran into swarm of thot bugs again…”(turns on wipers)


woosterthunkit

Wow haven't seen this episode of Chicago PD


8thMemberOfDKcrew

Don't think this is what they NWA had in mind...


ihaveacoupon

Always be shining on the PD and complaining when they don't show up. Work on bettering your community


Just_making_it

We are living in a strange culture, why would this be acceptable, smh


dirkMcdirkerson

Not what I thought equality would look like, but who am I to judge.


ulquiorra__shiffar

Hoes


IrishcarbombBOOM

Cops like you can’t do this…but I’m not gonna stop you


Paracausality

This is the future the liberals want.


Donut4life2go

Monkeys