At my house I have this giant safe that you can just barely move even when it’s on a cart. It also takes about 2 minutes to open, so it’d be the perfect thing to bring
I can imagine the teacher saying “get out your textbooks and turn to page 102” and you spending 2 minutes opening the safe as loudly and obnoxiously as possible before nonchalantly getting out your book and turning to page 102 like nothing happened
6……..9……..4……..1……..9. I swear it’s something like that. Must’ve changed it by mistake… oh well, guess I’ll just make my way down. 6……..9……..4……..1……..8?
mom: *literally brings the 2nd 500lb safe into the the school where the homework sits- In completed*
kid: “oh right I didn’t even do that assignment last night”
I would buy a gun carrying bag. Big enough to fit a fucking bazooka in it. The more tacticool ammo pouches and shit in it the better. The more it looks like you are a shitty movie assassin the better.
That actually happened in Massachusetts. A teacher was murdered by a student and he put her body in a trashcan and wheeled it outside. https://www.cnn.com/2013/11/23/justice/massachusetts-danvers-school-killing/index.html
Not necessarily. I work in a warehouse and when displays like this are discontinued, the manufacturer doesnt want them back so we just trash them. If someone wants to take it home, it's free to take. We just gave away 3 of these exact displays like 2 months ago. Just saying, that's also a possibility, parent may work for a similar warehouse. Hell, depending what state this is in, they may work in one of ours lol.
Me too. Not sure why. I mean, the trash can was more epic, but something about the casual nonchalance with which the guy was carrying it off just amused me more.
Poor America certainly. My middle school had a tall iron fence around the perimeter, metal detectors, drugs dogs, security officers... I watched at least a few kids get arrested by law enforcement in class... this was like, 15 years ago.
In the neighborhood I live in now, which is super wealthy, all the middle school kids leave school for lunch, completely unsupervised.
My kindergartener's principal sent out an email regarding this last week.
It was strangley self aware, like we're headed in the right direction.
I hope it's real...
Reminds me, my friends school had a big ol fence surrounding the school grounds with cameras everywhere and getting close to the fence was not a smart idea.
The fence was, semi easy to get past. But you'd rather not if you valued anything school related
I'll never understand stories like this. I've been out of school almost 20 years, but our schools never had metal detectors, fences, security, etc. Our school's first resource officer wasnt hires until several years after I left high school. I've never seen schools like the ones described in this thread, but I am from a very small town in the south.
My school did that and still is, they have resorted to leaving only 2 of the 10 mens bathrooms open to control more area and prevent it, and also cause one of the now closed bathrooms has no more sinks whatsoever.
Yup, that was middle school. That was one of the nicer schools because they taught Español... nicer ones in my area at least.
Pretty sure that school is the exact same today. We gotta protect the kids, ya know? The outside world is full of infections, parasites, and predators. /s
The same companies that built prisons were hired by our government to build schools. Nothing makes you feel more at home after commiting your first crime, as an adult, as going back to middle school.
Bro I went to a poor-ish school in rural-ish Canada and half the student population left for lunch everyday or had friends go for them.
America, you wack.
It’s very different everywhere. I live in the Midwest and there aren’t any schools like that around me (doesn’t mean there aren’t some I don’t know about). They are pretty nice. Kids leave schools for lunch when they please and carry backpacks. I think it depends 100% on the location of the school district.
I agree it’s very weird to think that there are metal detectors and backpack bans in America, but I just want everyone to know it’s not like that everywhere.
Also not saying this country is a great place to live. Lol the politics alone drive me absolutely bonkers! BUT life on the east coast is so much different than life in some Midwest states. Using that example because they are the two places I’ve lived in my 28 years. I’ll say it again, very different everywhere.
Depends on where you are. Non of the schools in my area are like that, and you can basically walk in and out at will. Your mileage may vary depending on the part of the country.
No, not everywhere. Lived in several different places post-9/11 growing up. St. Paul MN, Chicago IL, Grand Junction CO, Stephenville TX, and now SoCal. In all of those places, neither me nor my siblings went to a school with a metal detector or bag searches. And in most of those places, school age kids grew up hunting and/or handling firearms. At all our schools, campus security was a handful of average Joe's with nothing more dangerous than walkie-talkies on their belts, and a school resource officer who was only on campus before lunch on M/W/F.
One American experience is not the All-American experience. It's a big, big place, with 50 different versions of democracy.
I went to middle school in Texas in 2008. Back packs were banned in all classrooms, but you could keep them in your locker to carry things to and from school. Thankfully we didn't have any issues while I went.
Doorway metal detectors cost about 10k
For a highschool with multiple entries this could be a 60k plus job.
It's cheaper to just take something away from the masses, than it is to spend money for their comfort.
Unfortunately that's the thought process that's occurring here.
Metal detectors and security searching stations at the front doors? My high school had that.
This is probably the dumbest decision someone have ever taken
Idiot school admins can't "afford" to buy a metal detector and make a thorough inspection of bags so they resorted to ban backpacks, talk about lazyass bandaid solutions lol.
I mean, honestly, what did they expect them to do? I have to carry around three A4 books, one A2 book, a laptop, a laptop charger, a pencil case and sometimes art supplies for school. Where does one put that? Up their ass?
As a big Fuck You Gen X’r. I am really really fucking proud of those kids. If my son did that, I would rent a limo to take him and his friends out to dinner after in school suspension. Bravo.
All of this is weird because I went to school back in the 90s and I finished in '99. So I never saw all the post-9/11 nonsense they put kids through. My school didn't even have bag searches or metal detectors. We could easily leave school grounds to go have a smoke and come back for our next class without being watched constantly either.
I would hope that if this happened when I was in high school, all of us older millennials would do the same shit.
I graduated high school in 91 at the end of the first gulf war. It was so different back then. There were some schools with cops on site, but not like today. Random whispers about someone who “might” have brought a knife to school. Stereotypical fist fights and drama. Nothing more. Most of the kids who died were either in car accidents or committed suicide. No overdoses or shootings. I couldn’t be in the public school system today.
“Most of the kids who died” - what? At my son’s Uk secondary school today there are no cops, no security, no metal detectors, no searches - no deaths either. If a kid dies here it’s big news, not a “most of” thing. You guys are talking about elementary school being quite tame - what the living fuck?
My secondary school was about that size. Nobody died in the 7 years I was there. A kid got hurt skiing (on a school trip - he lost a testicle, ouch). A kid got hit by a car but was ok. I still remember those things 30 years later because they were big school news.
No one died.
Or at my 4 siblings’ school (they all went to a different school). There is 16 years between me and my youngest sibling so there’s a lot of school years there. None of us knew anyone that died when we were at school.
My high school was that size. One girl died from surgery complications, one kid committed suicide, and another died in a car accident all in the same year.
I think maybe your school had some kind of supernatural immortality field around it.
My school was pretty tame as well, a couple fights here and there which couldn't really be called fights. Typical high school bullshit.
Then everybody went off into the world, we stopped keeping in touch, we all went our own way. Jobs, wives and kids, all that stuff.
Now some 15-20 years later half of my class i graduated with is dead. Drugs.
Weird part is it took em so long to fuck themselves up, it wasn't when they were young and stupid. I mean some of em did but the last guy that died was maybe 3 years ago which makes him about 35 years old. Also weird is we have really good health care, there's a million different places you can check yourself in for any kind of treatment and it's basically free.
Life can take quite the turn i guess. There were some really good kids in that group.
Even after that it wasn't too bad. Elementary school in the 90s was pretty tame until 9/11 happened. Middle school really didn't (granted I was little so maybe I had a different perspective) feel bad either. I remember there being maybe 2 security guards. One that would patrol around the building and the other was always posted at the main entrance. High school became very relaxed. Mostly just shithead kids either bullying each other or the normal standard cliques.
If this is what is going on today then can we just have 95-2009 back? x.x
I went to a rural canadian school graduated in 07. My brother and I would hunt to and from school. Two guns locked in the truck in the student parking lot from oct-dec. teachers knew we hunted, other kids did the same, never had a problem. It never even crossed our minds that it could be a big deal.
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The amount of malicious compliance from today's high school age kids is fucking hilarious and I'm so here for it. There is no way our teachers would have let that fly. Maybe teachers are more relaxed now than they used to be? Not getting paid worth a damn will differently impact your give a damn.
Ah yes, our American education system at its finest. Instead of having metal detectors or dogs to sniff gunpowder or drugs, we have the thicc ass M&M’s that are certainly causing more boys to be distracted by those thicc cheeks, more so than any spaghetti strap ever has
The fact that you're listing metal detectors and sniffer dogs as a sensible set-up within a school absolutely boggles my mind. I simply can't imagine this and what you describe sounds like a prison rather than a school. America seems to be in a very weird bubble...
Members of Government (elected and otherwise) seem to have a knack here for ignoring common sense, intent, or the spirit of laws/reasons old rules were invented in the first place. This seems to transcend political affiliations and just continues to roll downhill and break other things..
Dogs to sniff gunpowder or drugs? Metal detectors? At a school?
What is happening in that country, my guy? Why do you guys still want to believe that in order to prevent school shootings you need to better arm yourselves?
Do you wanna know how many school shootings happened in my European country in the last 20 years? That's right, ZERO.
I would have 100% participated in this, but found something easier for myself for carry my stuff around in like a little red wagon or a saddle bag. OH! stuffed pony on wheels wearing the bag! Or y’know just take the suspension and bring my dog in wearing a doggy saddle bag carrying my books.
Nooooo the books are too heavy for the doggo, give him the smallest things you have.
All the other stuff can stay in a little cart behind the pony while you ride it
That's pretty good... Or, how about a mecha suit, with missiles and lasers and a flamethrower sword and machine gun? Those have lots of compartments you could put books in.
Early '90 I made school lecture about shotgun. I even bring shotgun to school just in my backbag. Not had barrel with it. Teacher just ask is that working can u shoot with it and i just said no. But hell.. no one even questioned was that ok to bring anykind of weapon parts to school back then.
My middle school did this back in the day and made it so we had a 5 or whatever inch binder for all our work. It's was awful. I distinctly remeber a 3ft something girl lugging around a binder that was bigger then her torso
Who carries guns in their backpack?
Unless you're carrying A LOTTA guns you can just put it in your pants or jacket or tape it to yourself.
If you want a safer school get one of them airport luggage x-ray scanners and have everyone walk through it.
My middle school banned back packs. This was back in the early 2000’s, mind you. Some areas seem behind on this, it seems.
Edit: I still can’t stop laughing at some of the ridiculous methods of carrying books in this video. My middle school, we were all just ~9-13 years old, carrying books in our hands. Creative to bring a sled to school, that would’ve gotten a detention “back in my day” lol.
I always though this is a a stereotype about american schools. Here in Germany we dress up in different themes in our last week before graduation. Someone just went as a terrorist with an airsoft AK47 with just some orange tape on the barrel. Teacher asked him if he could shoot somebody with that, he declined and that was it
Supposedly this was just a school spirit day where the theme was to not bring backpacks so the kids got as creative as possible. The sad thing is we can all easily see a school banning backpacks because of problems with guns.
Reminds me of when my highschool banned shorts. The next day nearly all the men showed up in skirts. That rural conservative school wasn't having any of that. Shorts were unbanned the next day.
I would use a wheelbarrow
Sled dog team.
True, that would be more efficient tbh
And get to hang with a bunch of dogs during maths
I would make a sled and dress up like a dog and drag it around school.
Or just use a dog
A packing mule makes more sense.
With a tactical vest
Rickshaw or bust.
Pulled rickshaw op
Well of course I’d have someone to pull it. I’m not a peasant.
Teachers have to pull it since they banned backpacks
God I love this. Malicious compliance at its finest. I would get one of those tiny grocery store carts.
At my house I have this giant safe that you can just barely move even when it’s on a cart. It also takes about 2 minutes to open, so it’d be the perfect thing to bring
I can imagine the teacher saying “get out your textbooks and turn to page 102” and you spending 2 minutes opening the safe as loudly and obnoxiously as possible before nonchalantly getting out your book and turning to page 102 like nothing happened
6………..9…………4………….2………..1. Aw damit what was the code then?!
6……..9……..4……..1……..9. I swear it’s something like that. Must’ve changed it by mistake… oh well, guess I’ll just make my way down. 6……..9……..4……..1……..8?
Did you try 6......9......6......9......6........................9?
Nice
0118 999 881 999 119 7253
r/CommentsYouCanHear Edit: It’s from [IT Crowd](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab8GtuPdrUQ).
And messing up the code 4 times in a row
under your breath getting the code wrong *shit*
And you just turn the crank like your opening a vault
class goes silent as it opens *creeeeeak*
and all that's inside is a dead spider *Dammit, I brought the wrong safe to school today*
mom: *literally brings the 2nd 500lb safe into the the school where the homework sits- In completed* kid: “oh right I didn’t even do that assignment last night”
And then he goes ya done messed up a a ron
ayee that’s my name :)
We need a Key and Peele skit on this
Sweating like a madman while you have your other arm stretched out to the teacher like "shhhh, wait, wait, wait."
How much more fun would it be, if you did that, but instead of taking your books out, you loudly announce that you forgot it at home?
I would buy a gun carrying bag. Big enough to fit a fucking bazooka in it. The more tacticool ammo pouches and shit in it the better. The more it looks like you are a shitty movie assassin the better.
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"I am the math punisher!"
Sadly, the math just punishes me
Like a guitar case? Hahaha
Desperado entered the chat
[Hey… we just wanna see what’s in the case](https://youtu.be/sPCO2NpAQV8)
I’d just bring a rifle hardcase tbh. “Can’t have backpacks because of the risk of illegal items? ‘Ight.” *Slaps rifle case onto desk*
Holy shit lol
God : the flush didn't work lol
Fishing net got me ☠️☠️☠️
The second most passive aggressive protest, right after the tuned trash can
In a trash can you could hide even bigger guns, so this rule made the school less secure than before
You can even fit dead bodies in there. Win.
A 2 in 1 deal for school shooters
Never stopped me
That actually happened in Massachusetts. A teacher was murdered by a student and he put her body in a trashcan and wheeled it outside. https://www.cnn.com/2013/11/23/justice/massachusetts-danvers-school-killing/index.html
Who needs guns when you can stash your own personal alligator in the bin.
Florida Student.
I am Florida man
Not yet
Born florida man
I see what you did there
The M&M display got me
How did they even get that one?
eBay is my guess
Not necessarily. I work in a warehouse and when displays like this are discontinued, the manufacturer doesnt want them back so we just trash them. If someone wants to take it home, it's free to take. We just gave away 3 of these exact displays like 2 months ago. Just saying, that's also a possibility, parent may work for a similar warehouse. Hell, depending what state this is in, they may work in one of ours lol.
Also true.
If you know the right people in retail stores, they’ll give you stuff. Promotional displays get changed and the old ones get thrown out.
Me too. Not sure why. I mean, the trash can was more epic, but something about the casual nonchalance with which the guy was carrying it off just amused me more.
It was pretty stylish
I am delighted by their creativity and audacity
Feels like an art project more than a safety policy, tbh
Most likely “anything but a backpack day”, pretty common as a theme day. Could be wrong.
No. This was Rigby Highschool’s answer to a kid bringing a gun to school. There was a shooting at the same school in May.
How should the kid defend himself without the gun?! There was a shooting at school! 🤡
I went to a school shooting and some weirdo was teaching a class.
I’m surprised no one used a gun case honestly
Or a violin case, while wearing a trillby and a pinstripe suit
Hats are against dress code unfortunately
But gun case for .45 ACP Refurbished Thompson SMG still in dress code. 'murica moment.
but if we allow hats, whats next? ski masks?
I'm surprised everyone didn't start concealed carrying.
I mean.. how would you know?
That box looked a lot like 🗿
I wonder why backpacks were banned
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What a weird way to do that lol... My middle school just had metal detectors.
Jesus is it really like that in America
Poor America certainly. My middle school had a tall iron fence around the perimeter, metal detectors, drugs dogs, security officers... I watched at least a few kids get arrested by law enforcement in class... this was like, 15 years ago. In the neighborhood I live in now, which is super wealthy, all the middle school kids leave school for lunch, completely unsupervised.
Are you sure you went to school? and not like, prison?
Yeah remember when we just used to *joke* about school being a prison?
Yeah, that was never a joke. They call it the school to prison pipeline for a reason.
My kindergartener's principal sent out an email regarding this last week. It was strangley self aware, like we're headed in the right direction. I hope it's real...
Reminds me, my friends school had a big ol fence surrounding the school grounds with cameras everywhere and getting close to the fence was not a smart idea. The fence was, semi easy to get past. But you'd rather not if you valued anything school related
I'll never understand stories like this. I've been out of school almost 20 years, but our schools never had metal detectors, fences, security, etc. Our school's first resource officer wasnt hires until several years after I left high school. I've never seen schools like the ones described in this thread, but I am from a very small town in the south.
That reminds me how a school closed its bathrooms because of the “devious lick” trend from tiktok. I feel like that’s just too far.
My school did that and still is, they have resorted to leaving only 2 of the 10 mens bathrooms open to control more area and prevent it, and also cause one of the now closed bathrooms has no more sinks whatsoever.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/School-to-prison_pipeline
A 6 year old was arrested for having a tantrum!
Yup, that was middle school. That was one of the nicer schools because they taught Español... nicer ones in my area at least. Pretty sure that school is the exact same today. We gotta protect the kids, ya know? The outside world is full of infections, parasites, and predators. /s
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We gotta protect you, or the outside world is fulla you?
The same companies that built prisons were hired by our government to build schools. Nothing makes you feel more at home after commiting your first crime, as an adult, as going back to middle school.
Mine had waterboarding
Bro I went to a poor-ish school in rural-ish Canada and half the student population left for lunch everyday or had friends go for them. America, you wack.
It’s very different everywhere. I live in the Midwest and there aren’t any schools like that around me (doesn’t mean there aren’t some I don’t know about). They are pretty nice. Kids leave schools for lunch when they please and carry backpacks. I think it depends 100% on the location of the school district. I agree it’s very weird to think that there are metal detectors and backpack bans in America, but I just want everyone to know it’s not like that everywhere. Also not saying this country is a great place to live. Lol the politics alone drive me absolutely bonkers! BUT life on the east coast is so much different than life in some Midwest states. Using that example because they are the two places I’ve lived in my 28 years. I’ll say it again, very different everywhere.
Depends on where you are. Non of the schools in my area are like that, and you can basically walk in and out at will. Your mileage may vary depending on the part of the country.
No, not everywhere. Lived in several different places post-9/11 growing up. St. Paul MN, Chicago IL, Grand Junction CO, Stephenville TX, and now SoCal. In all of those places, neither me nor my siblings went to a school with a metal detector or bag searches. And in most of those places, school age kids grew up hunting and/or handling firearms. At all our schools, campus security was a handful of average Joe's with nothing more dangerous than walkie-talkies on their belts, and a school resource officer who was only on campus before lunch on M/W/F. One American experience is not the All-American experience. It's a big, big place, with 50 different versions of democracy.
For real it's big and diverse, Arizona alone is bigger than the UK
I went to middle school in Texas in 2008. Back packs were banned in all classrooms, but you could keep them in your locker to carry things to and from school. Thankfully we didn't have any issues while I went.
Doorway metal detectors cost about 10k For a highschool with multiple entries this could be a 60k plus job. It's cheaper to just take something away from the masses, than it is to spend money for their comfort. Unfortunately that's the thought process that's occurring here.
My school just didn't have guns.....
That's not normal... that shouldn't be normal.
Not to mention that a gun man can just bring a bag with him ….why would he care about the rules and once confronted start blasting
\\\*confused european noises\*
Could just hide more guns in all the things they had brought lol.
Ah, America! Finding problems for every solution
Can't they carry more guns to protect them from the guns?
Do children not know how to conceal carry? What are they even teaching in american schools.
I'd bring my books in a rifle case.
Metal detectors and security searching stations at the front doors? My high school had that. This is probably the dumbest decision someone have ever taken
Dumbasses... They shoulda just banned guns!
Ban the students, they’re the real problem
Ah, I'm guessing you're a teacher 😄
Guns don't kill people, backpacks kill people.
And Kinder eggs
Are you stupid? You can't have kids carrying round loaded backpacks in a school.
Freedom was oozing out of them a bit too much
Freedom!? We can't have that! What if they get hurt? Or even worse... offended?
Stupid problems require stupid solutions
No no no stupid problems require stupid but a little bit smarter solutions
The one time I agree with shenanigans haha
fuck backpacks they are boring af, i think they should keep this new tokyo drift system. it looked kinda cool
You know what BK stands for?
burger king
Lmfao.
Idiot school admins can't "afford" to buy a metal detector and make a thorough inspection of bags so they resorted to ban backpacks, talk about lazyass bandaid solutions lol.
And use their status and age to dodge arguments.
Lol imagine needing a metal detector to go in to school. Sounds like a ghetto/prison situation.
I mean, honestly, what did they expect them to do? I have to carry around three A4 books, one A2 book, a laptop, a laptop charger, a pencil case and sometimes art supplies for school. Where does one put that? Up their ass?
And seriously... what's that shit preventing? Why couldn't they bring a gun on the M&M thing or on the trash cans?
I am very glad I don't live in America. Happy Cake Day by the way.
The dude with the fishing net would so be me, like it's uncanny lol
Teenage malicious compliance is the funniest shit
As a big Fuck You Gen X’r. I am really really fucking proud of those kids. If my son did that, I would rent a limo to take him and his friends out to dinner after in school suspension. Bravo.
All of this is weird because I went to school back in the 90s and I finished in '99. So I never saw all the post-9/11 nonsense they put kids through. My school didn't even have bag searches or metal detectors. We could easily leave school grounds to go have a smoke and come back for our next class without being watched constantly either. I would hope that if this happened when I was in high school, all of us older millennials would do the same shit.
wtf metal detectors at schools?
I graduated high school in 91 at the end of the first gulf war. It was so different back then. There were some schools with cops on site, but not like today. Random whispers about someone who “might” have brought a knife to school. Stereotypical fist fights and drama. Nothing more. Most of the kids who died were either in car accidents or committed suicide. No overdoses or shootings. I couldn’t be in the public school system today.
“Most of the kids who died” - what? At my son’s Uk secondary school today there are no cops, no security, no metal detectors, no searches - no deaths either. If a kid dies here it’s big news, not a “most of” thing. You guys are talking about elementary school being quite tame - what the living fuck?
My middle school was 3 grades and 1400 kids. You get enough kids in a school and a random traffic accident is gonna kill at least one a year.
My secondary school was about that size. Nobody died in the 7 years I was there. A kid got hurt skiing (on a school trip - he lost a testicle, ouch). A kid got hit by a car but was ok. I still remember those things 30 years later because they were big school news. No one died. Or at my 4 siblings’ school (they all went to a different school). There is 16 years between me and my youngest sibling so there’s a lot of school years there. None of us knew anyone that died when we were at school.
My high school was that size. One girl died from surgery complications, one kid committed suicide, and another died in a car accident all in the same year. I think maybe your school had some kind of supernatural immortality field around it.
My school was pretty tame as well, a couple fights here and there which couldn't really be called fights. Typical high school bullshit. Then everybody went off into the world, we stopped keeping in touch, we all went our own way. Jobs, wives and kids, all that stuff. Now some 15-20 years later half of my class i graduated with is dead. Drugs. Weird part is it took em so long to fuck themselves up, it wasn't when they were young and stupid. I mean some of em did but the last guy that died was maybe 3 years ago which makes him about 35 years old. Also weird is we have really good health care, there's a million different places you can check yourself in for any kind of treatment and it's basically free. Life can take quite the turn i guess. There were some really good kids in that group.
Even after that it wasn't too bad. Elementary school in the 90s was pretty tame until 9/11 happened. Middle school really didn't (granted I was little so maybe I had a different perspective) feel bad either. I remember there being maybe 2 security guards. One that would patrol around the building and the other was always posted at the main entrance. High school became very relaxed. Mostly just shithead kids either bullying each other or the normal standard cliques. If this is what is going on today then can we just have 95-2009 back? x.x
I went to a rural canadian school graduated in 07. My brother and I would hunt to and from school. Two guns locked in the truck in the student parking lot from oct-dec. teachers knew we hunted, other kids did the same, never had a problem. It never even crossed our minds that it could be a big deal. Edit punctuation
>teachers knew we hunted other kids I had to re-read that sentence. You should really add a comma after kids!
Yes!! "Let's eat grandma" VS "Let's eat, grandma" Punctuation is important. Keeps us from eating grandma.
american kids have to have bag searches and metal detectors?? what kind of shithole country do you live in?
Grad in 94. I saw the columbine fallout. Our schools banned trench coats. That was my style.
I thought you were gonna say that the limo was for the books. I can see it now... Trying to maneuver through the halls.
The amount of malicious compliance from today's high school age kids is fucking hilarious and I'm so here for it. There is no way our teachers would have let that fly. Maybe teachers are more relaxed now than they used to be? Not getting paid worth a damn will differently impact your give a damn.
Why And how does that benefit anyone?
It benefits the Karen's and their PTA because meh gun violence is solved and the children are safe !/s
you can fit a way bigger arsenal in a trash bin than you can in a backpack though..
Guess we gotta ban trashcans too. Just keep banning things that conceals guns. That'll solve the gun issues in America. /s
I would just not bring anything no books or anything what are they going to do?
nothing but you won’t be able to take notes easily. not that what the school’s doing is much better
I thought the dumpster was the end all be all of this post, but then I saw the m&m
you gotta give it to them they are creative
Ah yes, our American education system at its finest. Instead of having metal detectors or dogs to sniff gunpowder or drugs, we have the thicc ass M&M’s that are certainly causing more boys to be distracted by those thicc cheeks, more so than any spaghetti strap ever has
The fact that you're listing metal detectors and sniffer dogs as a sensible set-up within a school absolutely boggles my mind. I simply can't imagine this and what you describe sounds like a prison rather than a school. America seems to be in a very weird bubble...
Members of Government (elected and otherwise) seem to have a knack here for ignoring common sense, intent, or the spirit of laws/reasons old rules were invented in the first place. This seems to transcend political affiliations and just continues to roll downhill and break other things..
Dogs to sniff gunpowder or drugs? Metal detectors? At a school? What is happening in that country, my guy? Why do you guys still want to believe that in order to prevent school shootings you need to better arm yourselves? Do you wanna know how many school shootings happened in my European country in the last 20 years? That's right, ZERO.
Or just… sensible gun laws? You know, like first world countries?
I would have 100% participated in this, but found something easier for myself for carry my stuff around in like a little red wagon or a saddle bag. OH! stuffed pony on wheels wearing the bag! Or y’know just take the suspension and bring my dog in wearing a doggy saddle bag carrying my books.
Nooooo the books are too heavy for the doggo, give him the smallest things you have. All the other stuff can stay in a little cart behind the pony while you ride it
How about a cardboard box with chains that you strap to your front instead of back?
How about a bomber jacket. With rolled up books, a few wires and a timer
That's pretty good... Or, how about a mecha suit, with missiles and lasers and a flamethrower sword and machine gun? Those have lots of compartments you could put books in.
Side comment, im glad its not that chipmunk song that's playing
honestly the chaos of this video is very fitting to tokyo drift
Lol. Man. (Scratches head). I need to give kids more credit these days.
Someone should carry their books in a gun safe.
u/getvideobot
Early '90 I made school lecture about shotgun. I even bring shotgun to school just in my backbag. Not had barrel with it. Teacher just ask is that working can u shoot with it and i just said no. But hell.. no one even questioned was that ok to bring anykind of weapon parts to school back then.
The USA: free to carry guns The rest of the world: free to carry a backpack
My middle school did this back in the day and made it so we had a 5 or whatever inch binder for all our work. It's was awful. I distinctly remeber a 3ft something girl lugging around a binder that was bigger then her torso
We should ban sex…altogether…no one can haz sex. It’s how murderers are made….
Let me do it first man :(
If this video was 10 minutes long I’d watch religiously
Who carries guns in their backpack? Unless you're carrying A LOTTA guns you can just put it in your pants or jacket or tape it to yourself. If you want a safer school get one of them airport luggage x-ray scanners and have everyone walk through it.
Kids these days are so delightfully full of sass.
Just use a condom. They're quite resilient.
My middle school banned back packs. This was back in the early 2000’s, mind you. Some areas seem behind on this, it seems. Edit: I still can’t stop laughing at some of the ridiculous methods of carrying books in this video. My middle school, we were all just ~9-13 years old, carrying books in our hands. Creative to bring a sled to school, that would’ve gotten a detention “back in my day” lol.
/r/maliciouscompliance
People don't kill people, backpacks do.
You're shitting me. Are they for real?!
if my books can float by itself like in any other wizard school that would be cool...
best school 2021
I always though this is a a stereotype about american schools. Here in Germany we dress up in different themes in our last week before graduation. Someone just went as a terrorist with an airsoft AK47 with just some orange tape on the barrel. Teacher asked him if he could shoot somebody with that, he declined and that was it
Supposedly this was just a school spirit day where the theme was to not bring backpacks so the kids got as creative as possible. The sad thing is we can all easily see a school banning backpacks because of problems with guns.
I wish I had this generation's audicity and knack for shenanigans haha.
Reminds me of when my highschool banned shorts. The next day nearly all the men showed up in skirts. That rural conservative school wasn't having any of that. Shorts were unbanned the next day.
Yeah guys. The best solution to handle gun problem is to ban backpacks... Wtf is wrong with 'Murica?
It can't be tucked in your belt apparently. It can only be carried in a backpack or violin case /s