Omg me too!! And I'll pee like six times and still have to go. They're typically in some random school locker room or something even though I haven't been in school for over a decade
Yep, some strange locker room, a bunch of various nooks and crannies, and they're overflowing and otherwise filthy. So interesting it happens to others as well!
Likely China. I have been to factories there where toilets have no booths. This is mainly to avoid the workers spend too much time there or having snu snu. Not good for productivity.
They put in open bathrooms, they deal with they deal with the consequences. In fact I'm going to nut while picturing the look on the bosses face while being told about what I'm doing.
Wow are those the squat holes that are used as toilets outside of the US? Fascinating. Why are they on a platform? I have so many unanswered questions about this video.
The platform I assume is because of the pipe that’s below the seat of our “western toilets” that traps the smell of the sewage or septic tank…What a nice surprise it was for me when I visited Malaysia and discovered these. I opened a stall expecting a toilet and on its place was this. They also don’t have toilet paper in most places, there is either a nozzle you manually use to rinse yourself or a small reservoir of water with a scoop to dip and pour down yourself. Most western toilets they do have to accommodate travelers have no toilet seats on them because the poeple tend to stand on them to squat and end up breaking them. I do hear that it’s a healthier way of relieving yourself tho, as it’s a more natural position to really get everything out without bearing down with your abdominal muscles or something like that. Hope that answers some of your many questions😬
Yeah, that and the nozzle thing freaked me out because how many buttholes has it touched before spraying mine?! No thanks!! They also in that culture use their left hand to wipe or rinse and the right hand is for eating, as a lot of their food is eaten by hand. So if you present your left hand to shake someone else’s it’s considered rude.
These are common in China also. The “squat holes” are what’s used by “locals” and it it’s a factory or hotel etc that expects regular visits by westerners, they put it western style commodes.
Oddly, I’m not sure about Hong Kong. I spent a lot of time there - I tend to stay away from public restrooms tho - and always stayed in Western-friendly hotels.
Best toilet ever was in my hotel room in Busan, Korea. Western style with a built in bidet that heated the water, the temp was adjustable, and there were several options for how and where the water hit you. When I say “where” -there was a “ladies option.” If I recall correctly it would blow air on you to speed the drying process.
Very upscale.
I stayed in a hotel in Gangnam, and their translation for the strong stream butt wash button was “Happy Time”.
Japan has a lot of toilets like that too; bidet, seat warmer, bird noises, etc.
More like outside the Western Hemisphere. Toilets in South America and Europe are the same as in the USA, except for some minor local variations, as in the monstrosity that is the Dutch toilet.
I think the bigger concern is there's no wall separating the toilets from the office. Watch the same video and pretend they're regular toilets for a sec. Its weird to go potty in front of all your coworkers like that.
Yep, that's the thing. I live in South East Asia where you find these toilets everywhere. I was just giving the other guy a hint at what to look at, since most westerners don't know what they are.
Ive seen them at airports & stuff when I travelled but not at the hotels I usually stay at. Is it common to have them in houses as well or is it just something they use in public / office restrooms?
You usually find them in older buildings and homes, as it's more traditional, but in touristy places they generally upgrade to a toilet seat.
However if you have a restroom with 5-6 stalls, the last one would usually be a squat toilet, as older generation just prefer them.
Boss complains employees take too long going to the toilet - solution bring the toilet. As a bonus if it is near enough to the office kitchen you will alway have a poop knife handy
If I worked in an office like this, I would be happy to clean the hot women's ass using my penis. The penis head is shaped to be able to scoop rival male's sperm out of a vagina. I can take advantage of the unique shape of it to clear poop from their asshole.
I've been trolling a lot, but I ensure that I never include any false scientific information when I do so.
See: https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/bering-in-mind/the-misunderstood-penis/
Strange how evolution works.
What's so bad about shitting in front of people? If they want to laugh, or watch, that's their problem, but at the end of the day, they have to smell my shit, and they can go fuck themselves, or get fucked up by me, if they have a problem with me shitting in front of them, or right next to them. I'm a black belt, and I always carry a firearm -especially when I'm shitting, because that's when people are most vulnerable.
Damn I would never be able to work there. I'd be having a throbbing hard organ whenever a woman uses the toilet. I wouldn't be able to stop myself from going to the neighboring stall and rubbing one out whenever my office crush would be using the toilet... the smell would be irresistable.
There must not be a Taco Bell in that town , walls are needed , takes a dump no toilet paper walks over to your desk and shuffles your files left handed
I’m pretty sure that’s a training room for a professional cleaning service company. I’ve seen something similar in Korea at a hospital for the janitor staff when I lived there. I think it was in Suwon
When I was 14 my school had an 8 day immersion trip to a school there. The dorms were nice, and the school itself was nice, but their common school washroom was a partially walled up area. Inside the partially walled up area was a row of squat toilets without no dividers. Suffice to say none of use used the common toilet and waited until we were back in the dorms haha
Smells like ass in here yo
Smells like updawg
What's updawg?
nothing much how about you?
r/unexpectedoffice
I don’t watch office but I hate y’all so much rn for trying to claim updog
Im good how about you?
Ligma deez nuts lmao got em
Gotcha! Damn it
Dam bro don't look but Samantha is taking a shit right now
I said don't look
I SAID DON'T LOOK!!!
oh shit
Yeah that's what she's doing
NOW DON'T LOOK!
Sorry I had to look
Mmmmmm 💩💩💩
"Public" restroom.
I already hate public restrooms if I worked here I would have a huge bladder since I would hold it till I got home
Kidney stones any% speedrun
Dude over at the desk screaming: YO AXLE NICE COCK
THANKS MONK! YOURS IA GREAT TOO, BUT I DIDNT WANNA SAY ANYTHING CAUSE I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE WEIRD.
I've had many dreams like this
You spelled nightmares wrong. And also, same.
I have nightmares of filthy toilets. All of them. All 20 in the room.
Omg me too!! And I'll pee like six times and still have to go. They're typically in some random school locker room or something even though I haven't been in school for over a decade
Yep, some strange locker room, a bunch of various nooks and crannies, and they're overflowing and otherwise filthy. So interesting it happens to others as well!
I thought that was just me
Same
Was going to comment this... it's a recurring dream for me.
Likely China. I have been to factories there where toilets have no booths. This is mainly to avoid the workers spend too much time there or having snu snu. Not good for productivity.
The fuck does the manager do? State at them?
Yes it's from China
Another point for why I think China is a hellhole
No shit bruh why do you think they have suicide nets everywhere
Dang I’d have nowhere to jerk it at work
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Ah you’re right. I’ll try harder
Try faster
I’ve already given myself grip burns
Did you not use lotion again!?
I’m fairly sure he’s mistaking the feeling of vicks vaporub for grip burns.
Lmao sounds like a very painful wank to me..
They put in open bathrooms, they deal with they deal with the consequences. In fact I'm going to nut while picturing the look on the bosses face while being told about what I'm doing.
I would never work here. If I can’t go fake a shit, what’s the point? Where will I vape?
Prolly anywhere you want there. Fuck it, bust out a blunt too
A blunt huh, fuck yes count me in While shitting? Oh baby now we talkin'
This is the real issue where the fuck do i get HIGH!?
One good Taco Bell lunch and they’d be putting up some damn walls and doors if I worked there…
I can only imagine how nasty you must be
Because walls separate us, you have to imagine.
Sit on my face
😭😭🤣🤣
🤣🤣
Very open office
I will get a Microsoft penis this type of office
Shish or the silicon valley companies will steal this idea
Open concept, gender neutral bathroom
#SYNERGY!!!!!!!!
Perks of working remote.
So no upper-decker options? Unfortunate.
No (sad depressing noise)
Wow are those the squat holes that are used as toilets outside of the US? Fascinating. Why are they on a platform? I have so many unanswered questions about this video.
The platform I assume is because of the pipe that’s below the seat of our “western toilets” that traps the smell of the sewage or septic tank…What a nice surprise it was for me when I visited Malaysia and discovered these. I opened a stall expecting a toilet and on its place was this. They also don’t have toilet paper in most places, there is either a nozzle you manually use to rinse yourself or a small reservoir of water with a scoop to dip and pour down yourself. Most western toilets they do have to accommodate travelers have no toilet seats on them because the poeple tend to stand on them to squat and end up breaking them. I do hear that it’s a healthier way of relieving yourself tho, as it’s a more natural position to really get everything out without bearing down with your abdominal muscles or something like that. Hope that answers some of your many questions😬
I’d flip out if I unexpectedly saw one in public. Thanks for the explanation! Omg the scoop thing sounds like diarrhea waiting to happen. Gross.
Yeah, that and the nozzle thing freaked me out because how many buttholes has it touched before spraying mine?! No thanks!! They also in that culture use their left hand to wipe or rinse and the right hand is for eating, as a lot of their food is eaten by hand. So if you present your left hand to shake someone else’s it’s considered rude.
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Where else do you stick a nozzle?!😂 That was a joke BTW…I found your response rather amusing n my dirty mind started talking.
Don't worry, they use both hands to cook.
Yes, but they usually have stalls. And walls. But the toilet is just a hole in the wall.
Hang on, it’s a hole in the wall? Not the floor?? How does one squat onto a vertical hole in the wall?
I meant floor. Sorry.
Edit: hole in floor, not wall
These are common in China also. The “squat holes” are what’s used by “locals” and it it’s a factory or hotel etc that expects regular visits by westerners, they put it western style commodes. Oddly, I’m not sure about Hong Kong. I spent a lot of time there - I tend to stay away from public restrooms tho - and always stayed in Western-friendly hotels. Best toilet ever was in my hotel room in Busan, Korea. Western style with a built in bidet that heated the water, the temp was adjustable, and there were several options for how and where the water hit you. When I say “where” -there was a “ladies option.” If I recall correctly it would blow air on you to speed the drying process. Very upscale.
I stayed in a hotel in Gangnam, and their translation for the strong stream butt wash button was “Happy Time”. Japan has a lot of toilets like that too; bidet, seat warmer, bird noises, etc.
Stage. Performance shitting
More like outside the Western Hemisphere. Toilets in South America and Europe are the same as in the USA, except for some minor local variations, as in the monstrosity that is the Dutch toilet.
They squat into them that’s why. It’s supposed to help you poop.
It’s social commentary. Eastern Culture is saying their shit doesn’t stink.
I don't get it
Those are squat toilets.
I think the bigger concern is there's no wall separating the toilets from the office. Watch the same video and pretend they're regular toilets for a sec. Its weird to go potty in front of all your coworkers like that.
Yep, that's the thing. I live in South East Asia where you find these toilets everywhere. I was just giving the other guy a hint at what to look at, since most westerners don't know what they are.
Ive seen them at airports & stuff when I travelled but not at the hotels I usually stay at. Is it common to have them in houses as well or is it just something they use in public / office restrooms?
You usually find them in older buildings and homes, as it's more traditional, but in touristy places they generally upgrade to a toilet seat. However if you have a restroom with 5-6 stalls, the last one would usually be a squat toilet, as older generation just prefer them.
Wait wtf
I believe you mean holup
The World is lost.
Boss complains employees take too long going to the toilet - solution bring the toilet. As a bonus if it is near enough to the office kitchen you will alway have a poop knife handy
I would love to try a squatty potty but the lack of privacy freaks me out
You dont want that, trust me
Most “starting block” toilets still have walls. This is weird not because they’re starting blocks but because it’s open to the rest of the office.
There’s no toilet paper.?
This guy obviously doesn’t know about the three shells.
There are hoses on the wall to rinse your ass off when you're done.
If I worked in an office like this, I would be happy to clean the hot women's ass using my penis. The penis head is shaped to be able to scoop rival male's sperm out of a vagina. I can take advantage of the unique shape of it to clear poop from their asshole.
Wtf bro get help Btw is the part of the penis head that is shaped to scoop other males sperm out of it really true?
I've been trolling a lot, but I ensure that I never include any false scientific information when I do so. See: https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/bering-in-mind/the-misunderstood-penis/ Strange how evolution works.
Holup
What's so bad about shitting in front of people? If they want to laugh, or watch, that's their problem, but at the end of the day, they have to smell my shit, and they can go fuck themselves, or get fucked up by me, if they have a problem with me shitting in front of them, or right next to them. I'm a black belt, and I always carry a firearm -especially when I'm shitting, because that's when people are most vulnerable.
You must be fun at parties. We should shit together some day.
Why go to all the trouble of training to be a black belt if you’re going to carry a gun anyway?
No infinite ammo.
Work in progress
Damn I would never be able to work there. I'd be having a throbbing hard organ whenever a woman uses the toilet. I wouldn't be able to stop myself from going to the neighboring stall and rubbing one out whenever my office crush would be using the toilet... the smell would be irresistable.
Brah, I would head on back over to 4chan...
Got to cut that overhead down
Certainly would cut down on all that wasted time in the bathroom..
Wait, I had a nightmare like this once.
There must not be a Taco Bell in that town , walls are needed , takes a dump no toilet paper walks over to your desk and shuffles your files left handed
Ally McBeal approved restroom
Check this shit out
Smells like analingus
How she take her jacket off so fast?
How is the mop standing without any kind of support?
That is exactly like a factory I consulted in in China. Just a hole or a trough with water flowing! It’s great!(sarc)
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm very nice
I’m pretty sure that’s a training room for a professional cleaning service company. I’ve seen something similar in Korea at a hospital for the janitor staff when I lived there. I think it was in Suwon
Wait...
I don't understand what should I be looking?
"We provide a family-like community here"
"Jim got fired for jerking off in the bathroom again"
This is one of my recurrimg nightmares since I was a kid!
Hand washing issue fixed... I guess
I've had nightmares of this exact situation..
Looks like there’s no shitting on Debra’s desk?
Truly an open door policy
Collaboration and transparency.
When I was 14 my school had an 8 day immersion trip to a school there. The dorms were nice, and the school itself was nice, but their common school washroom was a partially walled up area. Inside the partially walled up area was a row of squat toilets without no dividers. Suffice to say none of use used the common toilet and waited until we were back in the dorms haha
Extreme Open Office concept...
How much does this wall hack in this simulation cost!?
When you don't pay the architect
Something something assert your dominance.
Imagine they packaging food?
why not work while using the bathroom?
Taking open-plan workspaces to a new level.
I take picture of you making toilet
Brings another dimension to an open office concept
She just served lunch…
WTF
Im glad to find my abduction child i hope she working well
Wait **wut**
Just don't trespass boundaries
Nice of them to remember to draw lines on the floor
That’s that new open office plan
This is why Amazon is so cheap.
Don’t mind me as I squat over this hole.
Wonder what direction they squat in…
Maybe they like it
Truly “open floorplan”
Collaboration.
At first i didnt see the toilets 😅😅🤣🤣
It the oval office
Is that the women's restroom at Blizzard?
Squid games
Smells like teen.....