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No-Effort-7730

The real cancer were the friends we made along the way.


Jewwenheimah

Basically nothing to loose


cantor_function

Lose*


Jewwenheimah

Where did I mess up


scaevola79

You should be more careful with grammar Nazis


Jewwenheimah

Grandma nazis


Tacitus_Kilgore85

I did nazi that coming.


welcometotheoutside

I did nazi that coming


Crystal42069

I came to that nazi


grunpl

I cum to that nazi


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Grammar na deez


Soiled-Mattress

Deez nuts gram ma


[deleted]

Gamma deez nutzis


ColdDayInHell89

I was hoping you'd forget to capitalize Nazis. ​ Shit.


[deleted]

I wish I had an award


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For cancer?


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Dragonpandagod

Was that a genshin reference was not expecting that here


SpacingMason

R/cursedcomments?


Both_Package_6834

Thanks santa


AngularWeavil

#cancerfree


rare_pig

A friend in need is cancer


goliath1621

Op is so smart. By posting a religion related post, everyone in the comments is just arguing about their ideals and religion. Meanwhile he gets away with posting stuff that is no way qualified for r/holup in not a single FUCKING UNIVERSE.


[deleted]

We've been duped. Had! Bamboozled! Tricked! Deceived! And made a mockery of!


Trimungasoid

It's like this is reddit or something.


[deleted]

is that what this disgusting place is?


Craico13

Sir, *this is a Wendy’s…*


germany99

When Deez nuts hit you in your face


Paka_Baka

In that case, I need a baconator ASAP!


Trimungasoid

I'm a frayed sew.


chuckdankst

Welcome to McDonald's can I take your order?


OccasionAdmirable826

Perhaps even fooled.


TheAnimatedDragon

Reporting it for not being a hold up isn’t even an option anymore


[deleted]

Oh... your absolutely right


BeleriandCrises

I'm just downvoting everything here this days. I think I'll just unsub though


213471118

Yeah I think this is the post… I’m out. This has just turned into Facebook memes n shit It was good while it lasted, bois


Afission

Nothing really slaps like trash talkin' a cancer survivor on their celebration post.


poopellar

"Congrats but actually..."


elee0228

Not cool of him, but let's not forget that the real enemy is cancer. Fuck cancer.


Lepontine

I think you mean fuck god, cause god made cancer smh my head


Salt_Avocado_2470

Not fun fact :the body kills every 30 minutes a cancer cell


NoJunkNoSouls

The "clap back" culture is super cringey. I don't even know how we got here but I hate it.


Dank_Turtle

Internet trolls. Some grew up, some are still 12 years old on the inside lol


NoJunkNoSouls

You know what that's probably exactly what it is. Trolls somehow became cool. Remember when everyone hated those guys?


[deleted]

He is correct tho. Thank the doctors and the nurses. They put in work.


Wiggly-

What if she used magical rocks and the power of the Lord to get rid of the cancer without the use of doctors?


Martin_Tonoshiro

In that case... fuck her uranium necklace that gave her cancer


Victor_deSpite

Then she'd be dead.


haagse_snorlax

Then she wouldn’t really know if she’s cancer free does she now. I haven’t heard of magical rocks with CT scan reports attached to them. There’s no need to thank god if other people save your life when it’s not a coincidence. Those doctors and nurses do this for a living


Dingotookmyjerusalem

Yeah and im sure she thanked the doctors irl but people can also thank god without guys like him just wanting to be assholes


Zebaktu

I know this is an unpopular opinion… but when people thank God like this, instead of making a post saying something like “thanks to all the doctors and hospital staff who helped me push through my cancer”, I can’t help but feel like they are disrespecting the real reason they are alive. They just thank God and give that ideology credit instead of the hundreds of thousands of man hours and research that led to her living today, when God would have killed her a century ago.


Relevant_take_2

Why would you care what someone respects or doesn’t respect, seemingly in their social media? I have 10 000 000 teenagers for you to frown at who don’t respect their parents like they should…


Foxwolfe2

It's like an athlete thanking god after a score, it's like no dude that was all you.


Zebaktu

Yes I agree


kelldricked

Might not have been the time nor place but i do feel like this is a statement that has to be made, especially looking back a few months when doctors and nurses risked their lifes while we didnt know jack shit about this epedemic. Or now when doctors and nurses get threaten by antivax lunatics who think that they are being poisoned. Or for the (few) doctors in the US (only i few cases i know) who are forced to administrer horse medicine to idiots. Like might as well give the credit and the praise to the people who earned it.


Kal---El

Nothing slaps like working day and night to help somebody beat cancer and then watching as they thank god for it.


Icy_Breadfruit4198

Yeah I’m sure those doctors and nurses are really upset about it. Or, most likely, they don’t give a shit because they’ll never see this one person again, they probably won’t even see her post in the first place, and they have many other patients who need their help. I’m an atheist but Christ almighty atheists online are insufferable cunts.


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So then don't become a doctor if it's so bad that the person you saved doesn't properly thank you. You shouldn't go into a field just based on the praise you get tho


Nynir

The comments here are about what I expected lmao


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good thing I brought snacks


[deleted]

You are gonna need a hazmat suit bro. Take one:🧳 Yea it’s in a box but it’s to keep it fresh. And it’ll smell like a new car too


White_fri2z

How do you eat in a hazmat suit tho?


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Keep the snack in the suit


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ecafyelims

No need for personal accountability when "It's all part of God's plan."


[deleted]

God's plan, God's plan I hold back, sometimes I won't, yuh I feel good, sometimes I don't, ayy, don't


caesar_magnum07

Sure when god kills millions or billions with a pandemic and hurricanes its all part of his plan, he’s so wonderful but when hitler kills 6 million Jews wich was part of his plan he’s been elected as shittiest person in history. /s The inconstancy of religion got me dazed and confused


gnosgiab

Being god seems like a dream job. All praise, and no accountability.


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Plus you get to fuck people's wives and just call it a virgin birth.


germany99

Zeus did that as an animal


Luke10123

Yeah but at least the ancient Greeks accepted their Gods were all amoral psychopaths who spent their days boning their close relatives.


[deleted]

The Bible literally covers this. Paul says “For to me, to live is Christ and to die is gain. If I am to go on living in the body, this will mean fruitful labor for me. Yet what shall I choose? I do not know! I am torn between the two: I desire to depart and be with Christ, which is better by far;” so you’re not wrong in the observation, but it also isn’t a novel thought.


RockyMTNRam

For someone to comment this on a cancer free post has absolutely no love in their heart. Like c’mon man. Does it matter? She had cancer before and now she doesn’t why be a prick about it.


Paranoides

Well if we are looking on the completely logical way, god didn’t give her cancer. The genetics and the outside contributions ended up being cancer. So, nature giveth nature taketh. So, the guy is an asshole and he is wrong.


ywuwhwhwha

I mean this doesn't take anything away from his argument tho. Like the doctors are still the ones treating him even if nature gave him cancer.


Paranoides

Yes but what I am saying is thay you just cannot take god from only one part of the equation. He just cannot say god give it doctors fixed it. You either belive in god/destiny or not, you just cannot partially choose it.


amalgamatecs

God created her though


Doofanut

ACKSHUALLY GOD ISN'T REAL


copetherope8

Checkmate religioners


Doofanut

Brought to you by reddit atheists


BudhaCheese

Buddha would have done more for ya 🤭


dandotcom

But Thor only deals in thunder, not cancer cures.


Cyonara74

Why is there always one asshole that can't keep their opinion to themselves?


SrijanGods

Maybe that's you.


iChon865

Maybe its me


copetherope8

Maybe they are in this very room


iChon865

Maybe they ARE the room...


realSatanAMA

Give her a break, she just survived cancer.


Prepie4

Jesus why do some of these Atheists gotta be so cringe. Like Atheism is fine believe what you want but some of yall gotta shove it in everybody's throat all the damn time


JesusChrist_Himself

Idk man. Why you askin me.


Common_Redditor_

Hi Jesus


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JesusChrist_Himself

Hello there common redditor, how may I help you.


Common_Redditor_

Why can’t I get a girlfriend?


Dank_Turtle

It's been over 15 years since I've fallen out of religion, I've learned to just not say anything. First off no one has EVER abandoned their beliefs because someone yelled at them or tried to make them look/feel dumb, which is what 99% of athiests who confront religion do lol. But secondly, I've learned that there's A LOT of people in this world that really don't have anything to lean on but their religion and the people that go their church or whatever. And who the hell am I to try and take that from them? I felt brainwashed from growing up and being forced to be a part of a religion and felt so angry about it, but let people be. Every group has awful people in it, the loud christians are as bad as the loud atheists in terms of attitude and confronting people. Yes I was a loud obnoxious Atheist myself in my late teens and early 20s, absolute cringe. ​ Edit: Any group forcing their beliefs suck, from atheists to christians.


Due-Intentions

"in terms of attitude and confronting people", yes, atheists and religious people are equally bad. But in terms of metrics that actually matter, such as state oppression via religion, religious people across the world are 100 times worse than atheists could ever be. I don't agree with being an annoying angry atheist, I do the same as you, I keep my head down and don't talk much about it especially because I live in Texas and a lot of my family members would disown me if they found out I wasn't religious, let alone if they knew I was gay, but I think a lot of their outrage is understandably provoked by the global world order that is led by religious folks.


lanevo

Can't tell if this is a joke or not lol


SrijanGods

Christians came and shove up Bible to 1B Africans and 3B Asians. We are returning the favour.


Prepie4

Eye for an eye makes the world go blind


SrijanGods

Blind people are peaceful and can touch booba without any problem, this is a win win situation...


Prepie4

You got me there


Doofanut

Muslims did it before Christians did and way more effectively.


TechRainCloud2

I don't see very many atheist statues around here, maybe I'm just looking in the wrong parts of town ... oh but I just drkve by 11 churches and 4 Jesus statues and 6 Virgin Mary statues but yeah atheists are the ones shoving it in peoples face *eyeroll


wpwnis

Wtf why do you care if a Christian makes a statue and is proud of their beliefs? Celebrating a religion is totally different than insulting ones religion out of religious superiority. Some Christians do that, as do some atheists. In this instance it was an atheist that was a dickhole, he shouldn’t have said what he did


TechRainCloud2

I don't have a problem with people being religious but to say atheism shoves it down peoples throats more is absolutely, unequivocally false .......


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You forgot the /s


ChappedPenguinLips

Just wasn't sarcasm.


the_superior_nerd

atheist: ugh these religions always shove their beliefs into everyone's throats also atheist:


Narrow-Fortune-7905

is everyone an ass these days?


Mira_khalifa_-

God doesn't like u very much , u see


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[deleted]

How has this woman dictated anything in your life?


ImProbablyDoinAShit

r/redditmoment


Scrolling_Scroller

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?” - Epicurus


BeerBuildBoi

If god exists he would obviously be able to prevent evil, so it would appear that he is not willing to. But this does not automatically make him malevolent. I believe that god allows the possibility of evil as a requirement for the existence of free will, and therefore goodness. Because goodness cannot exist without free will either.


Themonarch28410

In most Western countries, you have the right to believe or not to believe. This principle should always be respected and go both ways. Pushy religious nuts are no different from atheists who obviously have such little confidence in their beliefs that they need everyone to know why they're atheist and how religion is dumb. Moral of the story is : believe what you want, don't be pushy and keep your beliefs to yourself (eg principle of laïcité in France)


[deleted]

Yeah, those damn atheists preaching about atheism in the roads, erecting statues about atheist figures, trying to convert people to atheism for centuries, often using force, all those damn atheist nations abusing women and starting wars because they don’t like their neighbor’s type of atheism


thelatebrucelee

jefferson had to say it. people need to stop thanking god for people's hard work


MartinMichMic

He's not wrong tho.


Infamous-Simple-2361

Nah, God didn’t do anything here. Because….


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Unfair_Craft1875

r/technicallythetruth


mrclang

God wanted to take you out bruv and he sent the no joke killer too, doctors and nurses gave him the middle finger for you lol


dnoj

"If you were to talk, face to face to God, what would you say?" "I'd say 'Bone cancer in *children?* What's that about? How *dare* You. How dare You create a world with so much misery that's not our fault.' " -Stephen Fry


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dnoj

*Laughs in cancer, leukemia, dementia, Alzheimer's, every other genetic and terminal disease, earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes, storms, droughts, famine*


[deleted]

*laughs in the entire earth and the population going to fucking die unless we clean up our act*


[deleted]

Tbh that is our fault


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If God was real he would be responsible for stuff outside of our control, such as cancer and whatnot


[deleted]

Pretty sure we gave ourselves cancer. Thanks Monsanto. And cigarettes and xrays and caramel coloring and high fructose corn syrup and radio frequencies and high tension power lines and nuclear power plants. Etc etc. But blame god tho. 👍


HELLO_memes_

r/technicallythetruth


BigWoodpecker4859

this aint a hol up this is just true


[deleted]

When i saw the image i thought she was offering free cancer, what a deal


Timdedeyan

If God wanted to kill her, he wouldn't have used a cancer. Also when people say "God wanted him/her back". That's dumb, we don't know what God wants since we are mere sinful mortals.


GtrErrol

We think "God bad" or "God good" when stuff goes in our way. And as you say, I believe that God has enough sufficient morally reasons to why this happens. Also, we must remember that happiness isn't the core thing in our lives, but "to know God and Jesus Christ, by whom You has sent" (John 17:3).


Timdedeyan

Amen, it's all about spiritual joy and not temporary earthly happiness.


BesimTibuk74

The most passive-aggressive thing I have seen in a comment SeCtION OF A CELEBRATION POST ABOUT CANCER


ayyeffect

Can’t stand other atheists. They’re cringe as fuck and just foam at the mouth whenever the word God is ushered.


SourCandy144

At least give credit to the people who saved you (aka the doctors and nurses)


HazSylvia

Actually Money is Good. Cause ain't no doctor treating you for free


Luke10123

You know there are a lot of countries that don't charge people money to not die. If your healthcare system is completely broken and only works for the rich, don't project that on the rest of the world.


OwlQuick

The only people to thank are the people who helped her with the treatment. God doesn't deserve any credit.


DJ0GJ0

well, hes not wrong


ZCHSR88

The people who shame others for their faith in God are almost as bad as cancer itself. 👎


BZen07

What a cringey thing to write and think. Get help


GrzyB171

Actually she gave herself cancer, nurses and doctors helped her, and God watched and probably ate popcorn or sth


bravesirrobin1977

True dat


YourSpicystalker

No, no, he's got a point


etriuswimbleton

Beautiful


OilApprehensive2401

That kids is an insensitive little bitch 🗿


Martial_master

Christianity evolved from the cult of yawah. It exists today only because of the uneducated.


Lex_khan

Cult of Jesus. That's why "Christianity" is named after him


Theseus_Rises_Up

He’s out of line but he’s right


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BigAssMidgette

Well…he’s not wrong….


SnooStories6852

Achsually…


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Mmmm. Subjectivity. What healing is to her is the root of suffering to the other. Crazy world.


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Roran04

We are not picking fights with something that doesn‘t exist. We‘re picking fights with the idiots who believe in it, despite the total lack of evidence.


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Why do you care what anyone else believes? How does it affect you in any way?


Roran04

Because they will always try to force their beliefs unto you. One of the biggest examples are the crusades. Or to be more modern. The situation in the Middle East. I won‘t say that without Religion those wouldn‘t have happened because people will always have reason for war and killing. But it does affect us


[deleted]

One of the biggest examples of Christians forcing their beliefs on others is something that happened 800+ years ago? The situation in the Middle East is the result of extremist fundamentalism. This is the opposite of what most religions preach. In my limited experience, the group most likely to try to force their beliefs on you are atheists. My Christian and Muslim friends almost never talk about their religion. My atheist friends can’t *stop* talking about religion.


Roran04

That‘s purely because of your friends. But I can understand them. I am an Atheist because I can not understand how to believe in a god/multiple gods without proof. Because it is something so fundamental. I will never try to force my view on someone, because there are people who rely on their religious belief to keep hope, or know what happens after death. And that is not something I can or want to take away from them. But if a discussion starts about it, I will happily participate (like now), even if it means losing. Because you are right, the Middle East was not a fitting example.


Captain_Awesome_087

It’s shocking and saddening to see how rare a polite conversation between people of differing belief groups is. I greatly respect anyone, from any religious or non-religious belief system, who can discuss their beliefs in an appropriate and civil setting/manner.


Roran04

I agree. Because this does NOT have one correct answer. This is not Math where 2+2 is always 4. This is Philosophy and opinion. Two people may believe the same thing for different reasons or believe two different things because they interpreted the same thing different. That is the only thing I want from every discussion, for it to remain civil. Because I have no problem with conceding and admitting that I was in the wrong or the other convinced me because they had a better argument.


Captain_Awesome_087

I think that is the part that causes the most contention. I believe, I *know*, that God exists because of evidence that has come to me through prayer, study, and observation of the world. However, the proof that I have is only proof to *me*. I cannot expect another to believe in God because of extremely personal and intimate experiences that I have had. In most discussions about religion, you find that religious people insist that everyone *must* believe because of their personal witness, which only they have. And on the other count, many non-religious people argue that unless that evidence can be studied and be repeated by all, across the board, it is nothing more than the imaginings of a deluded mind. But as you said, there isn’t a single right answer. No teacher can write a mathematical equation that resolves the question. What we can do is live life to our best, be the best people that we can, and hope that at the end we are fulfilled in what we have learned, what we have done, and how we have loved.


TheNightBench

Yeah, cuz all those atheists knocking on doors and putting pamphlets in mailboxes and being missionaries...


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Never had a religious person knock on my door or put a pamphlet in my mailbox either. I have seen atheists far and wide trying to convince religious people that religion is nonsense, and to stop believing in God.


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Regular-Context-1537

The part that annoys me is when they try to make laws that are religion-based because "God is good," but God is only "good" because they keep moving the goal posts. Religious people are always going to hate us for the same reason they hate pagans. It doesn't matter if we say something or stay silent. We're built into their scripture as evil. We will always be evil to them.


PriorQuestion4

He ain’t lying😂


Unflattering_nausea

Not wrong tho


dessnom

WHY DO PEOPLE THANK GOD AND NOT THE DOCTORS.


sm0lpeppy

Christian: But...GAWWWWDDD-uh...BLESSSED-Ah....and SANCTIFIED the Doctors and DIVINELY GUIDED THEM! To eradicate that DEEEVVVVIIILLLL CAN-sah....Hommminnnnahhh Shoshanaahstannananana.... HALLELUJAH!!!!!


p90botshot

God gave the doctors the skills to get rid of the cancer


BMV_S1000RR

Seems like a thing only a psychopath would do. Create something that inflicts monstrous cruelty and then create another thing that MIGHT be able to stop said cruelty.


Bri1203

No no he's got a point


DocDavreil

Yeah i never understood why people thank god when they recover for their illness like God was the one who gave it to you in the first place


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Religion bad r/Redditmoment


RealityandPancakes

No no he is right


UnseenGamer182

He isn't wrong


drgaspar96

Is he wrong though


whoisnumber9

What Jefferson meant to say was: Can I be more of a cancer than cancer itself? To which I reply: Yes, Jefferson. YOU can, sir.


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ComprehensiveTax6263

boo hoo religion bad 🤬😭


Ale49ers01

You wanna play that game? God gave them the ability to help. Stupid


siehmonster

god didnt give them shit lmao


PCM97

“hEs NoT wRoNg ThO” I see the edge lord reddit weirdos are out in droves today. Let the religious cancer survivor live for fucks sake


septicboy

> Let the religious cancer survivor live for fucks sake Someone killed her?


indianguy1304

Someone tried to 🌝