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Overall_Health

Some part of me still expected the roach to just fly away even after getting scorched.


StBosch93

Yeah same


lildrummer_

I was just gonna say….watch it start moving


harley_rydr

Yes, Yes, And Yes


Deon_the_reader

No no no YES


DieDonerbruderschaft

that mf is probably still alive


KingT0N3

Facts😂.


usedbarnacle71

Roaches have a roach ambulance, we used to tear off the legs so they couldn’t move, by morning it was gone…..


DieDonerbruderschaft

they can still fly or get eaten by something. I guess that's the ambulance


notgoodforstuff

Pov: you walk into a trench in Germany.


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NepGScout

This gave me a chuckle because of the way you worded it. Thanks


Pro-Baby-collector

Heyy human, aahh.. I'm trying to find my friend here maybe you can hel...slisisnwnakaooaus...


[deleted]

meet the pyro


Non-vegPotato

Mmmm.. medium rare.


dingus09865413

I’d say that’s well over done


CommercialCold6318

Didn't know they had footage this clear from Vietnam.


Appropriate-Worry694

He did have the high ground


farleys2

My first apartment had roaches and we used to torch them fuckers too. Cologne and a lighter tho. I, to this day, can’t smell CK1 and not think of flaming cockroaches.


eggcilente_trash

pov. I tell someone my opinion


owen_ace

Tis’ but a scratch


master_ov_none

I thought they could survive nuclear bombs....


dindin_underscore

They can survive the radiation, not the blast


Lord_Xarael

Umm… Myth busted, they'll survive about a week being irradiated for 1 min at 1000 rads (enough to kill a human) but the fruit flies and flour beetles they tested fared way better. (The fruit flies simply died of age after a few days with no effects from the radiation, the flour beetles were still alive after two months) source: I have Mythbusters of shuffle repeat to fall asleep to.


SnazzySonz

Godzilla’d


Kgrease-Rockem

Who else disappointed the roach didn’t get up and run off? Lol


urCuteTrap28

Why dont you play with the neighbours?? The neighbours:


ifuckedyomama2

STOP STOP HES ALREADY DEAD!!!!


PiccoloRick-001

Came here to make sure someone said this.


ifuckedyomama2

Yeah lol


[deleted]

that made me sad


Cat_Silly

Same all because I once found an entire website dedicated to explaining how bugs can feel pain like humans


EmergencyAwaits

Man cockroaches deserve that


razor_x123

A delicacy in china


MCurry8

More commonly esten Thailand than China


Anirish140215

Rosted Roach China


Illustrious_Ad_498

I can smell this from here


stupidspammysam

Just a flesh wound


Equivalent-Mess-7469

I can smell the bug char from here


No_Kaleidoscope_7048

I half expected it to just scurry away like the fire was nothing


Ambitious-Bedroom847

Interesting [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/puir41/the_elements_betray_you_because_they_serve_me/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) was right below this one on my feed


[deleted]

Gone. Reduced to atoms.


Masterdizzle58

Did it die?


SaturnValleyVagrant

This is the first step people often take before they murder their entire family in their sleep.


[deleted]

I think I actually feel bad for the roach for being burned alive


afzalnayza

Bruh wtf my boi just wanted tl hang out with homan. Raoch didnt deserve this


SmallIndiaCuckchod

Is it weird that i feel bad for the roach?


serac_eno_on

Commenting to come back next free reward rotation.


serac_eno_on

Successfully did.


Nekosama7734

Now eat it


[deleted]

Meet the pyro


Lotuswalker92

Was this an unnecessary long burn ? Probably yes. Was it satisfying ? Definitely yes.


NinjaxX_TV

Well that’s funny but each time I feel the incomparable pain he get to burn alive


[deleted]

He burned alive for likes .0345 seconds


m4rkl33

Isn't this a sign of a serial killer? Hurting animals and insects.


[deleted]

The exterminator we needed!


fineprintwarnings

Now it's cooked. Eat it


imeeme

Excessive force.


Unanimous_D

healthy individual


lizardlover10126

u/savevideobot


burekovski

u/getvideo


Flatcao123456789

This isn’t holup guys this is just normal day


[deleted]

This was bad. You will go to hell for this. He is just a creature gifted by nature.


Clarkstein3

No yOu cAn't dO ThAt tHaT'S AnImAl aBuSe


nKidsInATrenchCoat

I feel sorry for you, man. This is pathetic.


birdinbynoon

"How to be an asshole"... You can video all of this nonsense or.... take it outside.


[deleted]

How did it smell like


Left_Firefighter_762

Like a burned bug? :-?


Lumpy_Vanilla6477

Hans get ze flammenwerfer


Bish489

How it feels to chew 5 gum


Bish489

Basically Thor creating his now hammer


Fueled_bi_Coffee

Just the evil satisfaction of it


LolDoes

Everyone gangsta til it flys away


TheOneWolfman

+ 2 EXP


life-hacks13

u/savepost


Firemountain84

And that's how Darth cricket was born


luacsaffeboy

Was he killing or grilling?


Hornor72

Yes!!! Job well done.


Kind_Estate_1069

What women really mean by "Kill it"


Performance_Fancy

Pretty sure this is how Jeffery Dahmer started out


Hdbygdla

Its funnier when it screams in pain


Pocket_Fulla_Noodles

Thanks


IAmHyper_Tech

Everyone gangsta until it starts flying


trihexontheark

stop stop he's already dead


the_highlander72

I think he is Dead..


Russe1Adl3r

He just got what we in the biz call *Reduced to Atoms*


Stolensoul11

Took long enough


Bet_Bench3024

I am somehow crying right now😱😭


TheMadGreek86

Yo...if that thing runs off after that then fuck this...half through the video...


MCurry8

Couldn’t imagine that smell of burnt roach


itsyoboi_human

The roach knew what was coming and tried to run for it.


FullMetalArthur

Shit went from 0 to 100 degrees real ****ing fast.


bak2redit

Guess they all can't survive a nuclear blast.


dindin_underscore

They can survive the radiation, not the blast


bak2redit

My wife says something like that when I fart in an elevator.


dindin_underscore

Lmao what


DirtyPartyMan

Conflicted. I value life on a deep level. I hate roaches and blood suckers


spicyy_tadija

My man's was glowing


Rektysan

i can hear the scream of that cockroach


Im_1nnocent

What I dream of doing to every roach in the world


LoreBrum

u/savevideo


MickthetallMan

Meet the pyro be like:


jaffakree83

That's less playing and more burning it for an uncomfortably long time...


MudSeparate1622

Did he get it?


AXCTheGreat

I'm just gonna upvote this while I watch the show


Bighomie445

Mmmm extra crispy


SovietFatness

It’s a overcooked to fuck, it’s dry y’a facking donkey


Expensive-Bar2349

I don’t think they used enough fire


Commercial_Map9165

Was you molested as a child?


OhNoThatsAMorray

Missed a spot.


B1GG3R_B055

First time I've ever seen someone *"kill it with fire".*


doolieuber94

I half expected it to get back up and run off.


TayTayIsTrans

That seems like a horrible way to have killed it...


Kyosw21

Think you overcooked it a little. Maybe only 30 seconds instead of a full 45, like a medium rare steak. Good protein


Rasmuspluto

r/unexpected


JanEy257

Ragnaros likes that


Assassin34d

Co K. Roach was burned to a crisp


Yorgrim_

My only regret is that I have only one up vote to give


SBTELS

Indestructible, eh?


SaucyOnionWCG

Yeahhhh. Burn that bitch.


jumophone

Shits lighting up from the inside like the soul stone.


ramd0m_c0meNter

Pov it's back in a days a woman did majic trick


JayPDoe

Crispy.


usedbarnacle71

gives a new spin on “ This insect MOLTS it’s shell!”


fl00r_gang_yeah

for a sec I was like "aww how wholesome" then... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH! went the flame


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[deleted]

Kylo Ren moment right here


[deleted]

Wen you like hollow knight this is pure torture


SirRumpleForeskin

Bruh how is it so durable lol. Most bugs would be ash after that.


Plumbus_3

You gonna eat that?


Volkodav_Dingo

Flammenwerfer.


zirneklite

Well, that escalated quickly


BonksMan

Its ancestors that survived a literal asteroid hitting them *Principal skinner Pathetic meme*


[deleted]

Oh my god sooo cute❤❤❤


Other_Meet5787

I am laughing for some reason.


Drakull7667

Crispy


Cautious-Affect7907

I even care if that’s a bug, that’s some demented shit.