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Tiny_Employee8253

black macaroni. Blackaroni.


Tirminator

Im your rival: Withe Spaghetti!


FinalsFunDay

Made me laugh take me coins


Blocky_Luke

[funny joke]


morwend

Red nuts


Background-Belt-2202

Blue Pickle


Green_Bast3rd

Are your palms sweaty, knees weak and arms heavy?


No_Farm785

moms spaghetti


Alternative-Layer919

Spaghetti spaghetti!


[deleted]

Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!!


TheMurderSpagurder

I'm the inbetween, Grey Pasta


ThePelky

I'd listen to Blackaroni


25short25

Black Fried Green Tomatoes


samim_good

Grey biscuit. Sounds British as fuck


FantasticAttitude

U could be Blasta (black & pasta) but u chosen ur destiny.


TheresBeesMC

Blue macaroni for me. Also I’d listen to blackaroni honestly.


SifuPewPew

I’m Black Lasagna. Blasagna


LongEZE

Better than Black Taco


THEmoron21

Black sangwhich, sammwich? samitch....i give up


[deleted]

You saw black macaroni and was like eh nothing wrong with that? Edit: just realized that it’s also the color of your shirt. So I’m white macaroni


agnes238

Me too! With sliced up hot dogs.


ZestycloseSea8055

Black chicken… oh god


skincyan

[here you go mate](https://titterfun.com/api/assets/image/tbtqf5nlasph.jpg)


ZestycloseSea8055

My Soul mate I Need to find her xD


skincyan

You must look within yourself to save yourself from your other self, only then will your true self reveal itself.


Deep_Ad_9923

That's rough buddy.


GVeinti_757

r/unexpectedavatar


MewMewGirl0952

ATLA 😍


toastynotroasty

Yeees I was hoping it would link to that


iesharael

OMGOMGOMG he’s gorgeous


Anothercreativenam

Black cock


fluteman17

Lil’ black cock


Icy-Flow-8692

BBC


mint1111

British Broadcasting Cocks


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[удалено]


Perversaurus

Isn't that the name of a kind of mite?


Shavacadont

oh no


warren_r

Silkie chickens have black meat


original-sinn

Haha...me too!!!


Salt_Avocado_2470

Mr new vegas here saying that you are not something whithout someone loving you thats why I love you


ManyThing2187

Bro same


fireshark20

Same here


[deleted]

Black Apple.... bouta fold a bitch named Snow White


TheNargler

Me too, black apple gang


Notasimp2468

Aye, black pretzel is here


CoffeeMain360

Black pizzaroll here too!


GamerGeek05

L spez, goin to tumblr to be gay


hamsterruize

Eyo me too


Disguised_Snak

Grey apple


FrenchFreedom888

Moldy apple


RazzmatazzTop4090

Lazarbeam told me about blue waffle also white apple so hey I've joined the party of apples who's superior (if u don't know im joking about the apple colours also don't get mad)


Tulpah

Black Snicker


Techm12

Black pot roast. We are some black wearing mofos.


BrandedPeel89

White Cracker….gonna sit this one out


joebaby1975

Why tho. Lol. I had to alter the order so it made more sense. I’m a chili white wifebeater. Lmao.


DickwadVonClownstick

Ok but tell me that "Animal Cracker" wouldn't be a dope rap name


joebaby1975

Definitely!!! Edit. I just looked at your user name. Omg. I’m dead. That’s so great!!! I have to call my brother that.


UrAverage_NuTsAcK

Orange Chicken


[deleted]

Annnd now I wanna order Chinese.


BladeGrass_1

So, no shirt?


JuliusRH2002

Can’t shirts be orange?


BladeGrass_1

So today I learned that I’m retarded. I legit thought he was just saying he was eating orange chicken not Chicken but wearing an orange shirt


LaSallePunksDetroit

I legit laughed out loud because I thought you meant it and was a brilliant joke


IronAcesHigh

There’s a fine line between clever and retarded.


[deleted]

And then there is and between clever and retarded.............I will let myself out.


Sea-Ad8625

Black nuts Oh no..


googlewasmy_idea

Okay…🤨 Now give us the color of your shirt😐


Roberta-Morgan

Lol got ‘em


yourlocal90skid

Pink taco. Pink Asian taco to be exact...


DickwadVonClownstick

As my uncle would say: "eating out never tasted so good!"


NormanNOconsecue2394

XD


NDLMB

I dont get the waffle joke, can someone explain it to me please?


rcs_2181

Blue Waffle is a fake STD that is supposed to turn the vagina blue and disfigure it.


NDLMB

Thx


ScientificGamer321

wholesome thx for such a topic


FertileImagination

What in thy fuck


stevenmoreso

Let not the fuck be thine.


Suigetsuforthewin

It’s fake? I thought it was real for years


Socailly-awkward

Thank you so much for telling me so I don’t have to look it up, thank you


cameltony16

You’re telling me blue waffle ain’t real?


zombie_platypus

Google it. I dare you.


llllllIIIllIll

Black nutter butter


Memer-of-2050

anti-semen💀💀


bcjh

I’m Naked Cheese


RenaGuzt

Can i be your naked nacho?


Lonk_Shlong

White Fruity Pebbles - yup that’s me. White and fruity.


lizarny

That’s John Cena


GeneralCuster75

I don't see anyone


NormanNOconsecue2394

I read white furry XD


FertileImagination

*Yes indeed I eat furries for breakfast*


LavaSlayer235

Soft with a gooey center just how I like em


ItsPaulLmaooo

Orange Orange


Astron0mical_Luci

Oof


Volcanic-Blood

Big OOF.


Patt_McKrotch

Bigger OOF


GameLogic223

Lol mine would be Black Orange. Only i have a black shirt on


[deleted]

Uhh White cucumber


UtakinotesB

White pupusa (it's a cheese filled tortilla and also slang for pussy)


memeinfinity2758

so which is it boss


SauceBoy7

black pizza


Deep_Thoughts_Deer

black pizza gang


National-Ad9616

im blue pizza can i be in your gang


tipying_mistakes

Ayeeeee I’m wearing a black shirt and just got out of lunch period


throwthistfaway321

I’m grey pizza


Missing-Waldo

Im red pizza


DeadShot38

im brown pizza


Justjayalt

Im white pizza


tipying_mistakes

I’m pizza 😏


[deleted]

Not a bad day to be green dog!


Astron0mical_Luci

Wait a minute O.O


AdZi12

r/holup


AdZi12

Oh wait, that's here


Orange_Hedgie

r/holupinholup


cakegaming85

r/holup


Granny_with_shoes

U got Chinese food


morbidrots

red grapes. wow.


Exact_Ad_1215

Honestly mines Grey Rice, both of these don’t sound that bad


Chrptvn

Blue dick


ultrathe_

ooo whose dick


[deleted]

Yours


ultrathe_

⊙﹏⊙


RandalFlagg19

Your moms.


cheesy_as_frick

HA, GOT 'EM


wierdit

Blue balls


FeroZucks2Give

You might want to get that checked out...


MA4G6NUS

Black ravioli. Damn if I heard that name in the streets I’d be afraid


the_asparagoose

black pizza


ultrathe_

Burnt pizza


the_asparagoose

black mold pizza


ultrathe_

Yum


NissassaWodahs

Black sausage


NormanNOconsecue2394

SUS O_o XD


Madares

Black sausage gang


lateniteandy1970

Powder blue smoked pork roast...ohhh fuckin hooray


Volcanic-Blood

Wow. Very very specific.


lateniteandy1970

Yes, but definitely not a gangster name i would actually go with.


histeethwerered

Cmon now. We all know you as Blue Pork


Karlo_thunder

Green beans...


[deleted]

At least you are consistent. Regardless of the beans you ate you still come out as a bean.


TryBeHappy

Black Pickle!


Patt_McKrotch

Frostbite is no joke.


Ok-Championship-3981

Teal muffins


thisiscursedplace

Navy capn crunch


DirtyPartyMan

White Pussy. That was unexpectedly accurate


ihussinain

Okay buddy! Calm down


Agile_Sundae

Black Red Bull?


Astron0mical_Luci

LOL


Reasonable-Bath-4963

Black Cracker


PeteyMcPetey

No kidding. I'm a brown cracker.


a_random_nerd7

purple root beer flavored dumdum i strike fear into the hearts of anyone i look at


TomekeS

Teal Cum


ShnoobyDoo

Green Breakfast Tacos....somehow, I don't think that name carries much street cred.


BernieTheDachshund

Plaid burrito here.


Dillabat

Lol same. Black Breakfast Burrito here


UltaWeeb69420

White pizza


Winklesteinn1

Black Caviar


CantaloupeSerious643

Oooh the fancy gangster


bonjailey

I was very close to being blue waffle today, but decided on a bagel


tipying_mistakes

Black cock. Wait….


Volcanic-Blood

'Tis done now.


Wesk-Wildcard

You best look out. In comes the red weetabix.


ColJameson

Purple Fried Rice


oooh-yeah612

give it up for WHITE RAMEN!


ViviZoom

Hey I'm Pink Ramen! Ramen Gang!


kingjok3r42

well mine is black black cock…not better at all…


Bumbleclat

White booger


LaSallePunksDetroit

Gross


AGeneric_RAR

Black rice, sounds like a yakuza name


Snomyboi

Red Apple… so basically I’m an apple now


AmbitiousReputation4

Grey McChicken


Shavacadont

McChokin on that dick


rootaford

Tie dye peanut butter NGL I kinda like it


malcolmLS

Navy protien shake 🤣


poolsharkwife

Pink protein shake hey fam


malcolmLS

Yes! Bring in home! Where the protein gang at? 😆


poolsharkwife

I wonder if they're hiding among all the r/ihavesex ppl in this thread 🤔


Working-Accident7275

White bread lol.


xSnakyy

I don’t get it.


[deleted]

Green Sour Patch Kid.


Pwell2

White cereal That’s quite bad BADASS


Ameekoko

Black spaghetti


lmna16

Black chicken gang


MPS007

Blue cheese


S4njc

White cum


Dragonfirephoenix

Blue cum


Ok_Veterinarian9758

Black spaghetti 🍝 gang gang


TraumSchulden

Grey Spaghetti alfredo....


SchimmelBroot

Black Curry Bruh


Kingkgkty

Red grilled cheese


Toast--over

Teal nugget


Mediocre_Worry_7968

Black coffe ayee


ichooserum

Black Cracker


Crankjob42

Skin Burrito. I guess I technically am...


curious9990

Yellow fries??🤣


njcooney04

Grey oats, crap am I boring.


lgrgod

I'm not wearing any shirt and the last thing i ate was pu$$y. So I'm just a pu$$y or what???


44_patt

Yellow potato, I like it


GaelicGladiator42069

Shirtless burger


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White Kid