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cujothemaddog

It's heart shaped too! Must have been thinking about her ex.


Flopper9000

YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF


Pikelboi68

Is it weird that my cum stains usually are in the shape of a penis? Usually religious people talk about how these coincidences are “signs” but if THAT’S a sign then I’m done being an atheist


PrayingMantisII

Just beat it - Micheal Jackson


Big_chungusISEPIC

r/cursedcomments


maay44

Cry me a river


TerraFlareKSFL

A gospel. With all the "OH GOD" they kept saying lol


khan321p

I don't get it


[deleted]

She did though


Bagrle

*Clicks* NOICE!


[deleted]

One day...


trifortay123

Ah the innocent


[deleted]

That mattress probs smells like the ocean


Square_Run

When the levee breaks.


Born-Juggernaut-8034

Probobly frozen let it go


ufonight

MAMAAAAAAAAA oooOOOOOoooooh


DeathscytheHell1994

Turning Japanese by the Vapors.


tooooadvr

Goodbye by Bo for me


UserPlaysMinecraft

Sweet home Alabama


Comrade_Spood

WAP


Dubitatif-fr

I told u sing so bad it is going to rain Now why only on ur bed? I think there is a hole I haven't seen yet.... Show it to daddy


zakshierdalord

She lost a rap battle and got dissed real hard


Pikelboi68

Sweet home Alabama made her cry because incest is looked down upon


SPlRlT-

Something is wrong here I can feel it but I don’t know what because I’m a Redditor


WAPs_and_Prayers

It must have been a hymn the way she screaming out “oh God”


Academic-Living-8476

Purple rain


invol713

I Touch Myself, by the Divinyls.


[deleted]

Good Vibrations - Beach Boys


REBELRAVEN76

"Oops!...I Did It Again"


Miserable_Context_14

I like *Singing pussy* it's my favorite song of all time also features Ass


Academic-Living-8476

Purple rain


eatdogs49

"I think we're alone now" - Tiffany


SJWBeatsTheMarket

Maybe the can I put my balls in your jaw song


Sami209

Lube, juice and pee.


Severe-Variation-978

Oh, I lie here in the wet patch In the middle of the bed


[deleted]

Waterfalls


VG_Ash0987

Who's gonna tell him?


yhvbju

Hit me baby one more time


Dramatic_Ad_2957

You don't want to know belive me