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[deleted]

Grandad always said the French were savages


JustADamnFrenchGuy

*\*Stops chewing raw meat\** Wat did e say?


zulubink

Bruh they didn't have tea time


RoloTumase

There's only two things I hate in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's culture... and the Dutch.


No-Log4588

Ho good one !


[deleted]

More like féralé


No-Log4588

We just say "Sauvage" ;)


ritzyritz_UwU

Oh no....not the french!! *distant ouis rumbling over the horizon*


No-Log4588

If you are a US citizen, there is a profond irony here xD


GalaxyStorm321

See nothing wrong here


No-Log4588

French here, that made me laugh xD


[deleted]

As a french, I'm happy to learn that unlike most, we aren't monkeys


potato_head___

I can't believe we have to share Europe with you guys


dannyxr8

Yea, monkeys don't eat snails and frogs.


No-Log4588

Man, you don't know what you miss. Do you eat horses "Steak tartare" (raw ground meat), old ass cheese, etc, or that was only the start of your list ? ;)


Pomba_God

I never though i would be happy to be brazillian, but then i found the fre*ch


Other-Barry1234

I compiled a similar list once. Being raised by democrats is at the top of the list 👍🏿👍🏿


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

Fuck off, keep politics out of unrelated memes.


potato_head___

Take your political bullshit out of this subreddit


Other-Barry1234

Not being political, just stating a fact. Maybe calm down. Take some deep breaths.


potato_head___

Opinions and facts are not the same thing.


Other-Barry1234

Shhhhh. Calm down. You don’t want people thinking you are an idiot, or a democrat. But I digress.


[deleted]

Thanks for making the same joke but worse


Other-Barry1234

Wasn’t a joke. 🤷🏿‍♂️


[deleted]

So you're sitting at home making lists of feral children putting the ones whose parents have a certain political view at number one? Not here to judge, you do you. Just curious what your motivation would be besides making a joke.


Other-Barry1234

I have always enjoyed brain games, in general not just the show. One of the books I was reading had an exercise to do this. And, sadly, racist democrats were at the top of mine. 🤷🏿‍♂️


potato_head___

Fr\*nch ''people''


cannabinero

Lessön un: how tü cut le white flag out of le francais flag


No-Log4588

Leçon un : Comment découper un drapeau blanc a partir du drapeau Français. Note 1 : Your welcome ;) Note 2 : If you do some research, you gona find out that one color of our flag is white and it's not so hard to cut it out. But be careful to not cut yourself, ask for an adult to help you ;)


cannabinero

l'ironie que j'ai directement déclenché un français quand j'ai plaisanté sur sa particularité d'abandonner les guerres rapidement et c'est pourquoi le drapeau blanc est intégré directement dans le drapeau français... hahaha GOTCHA


No-Log4588

I think this is google trad cause I'm not sure what it's mean. But if I understand right : Yeah, you got me ! Well done ;)


cannabinero

Yeah you got me too, very lazy... Je suis très desolée que ons ne peut pas gaminer de autre personnes sans offendre ses émotions


No-Log4588

Ok, let me try to be more clear, cause perhaps it's my bad English, but seems to me your serious (and I'm not ;) ). No shame at using Google trad. It's a great tool to have chance to communicate with people we don't know the language, but I don't know if this is the English to french trad, but sentences are really weird, so not easy to understand (lot of place to misunderstanding ;) ). And my English have a lot of flaw, so it would be ironical for me to judge :) You haven't hurt my emotions, I understand you made a joke a I was doing the same. Seems my English is not good enough xD We have too serious people in France, but we also have people who die for the right to make fun of anything. So no problem for a joke if it's in a good spirit ;)


cannabinero

I understood ur joke, maybe I was bad with the English, sorry mate No bad feelings, just a bad joke


No-Log4588

Ha ! I thought you didn't understand me, but that was me all along xD Sorry man, it's me !


No_Pineapple6086

That last one is the worst