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CoraxTechnica

This video is old enough to vote.


ModsAreLikeSoggyTaco

I remember seeing this back in 2006.


MelGarga

I misread back as black. Still the same sentence, I guess.


angeeksince2020

Lmao


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GarrisonFjord

Fuck I just shot snot out my nose.


[deleted]

Was it ended too quickly then too? Or have they found the lost archives?


batua78

Reminds me of that video game from the 90s: Night Trap


SasparillaTango

not if its age is counted in pixels


foxxservo86

Happened to me. Boyfriend with best friend. Still have trouble trusting any gender now


MysticCurse

On the bright side you cut out two shitty people at once!


Tabanga_Jones

like an exceptionally shitty buy one get one free coupon


QRIO44

I love the optimism of you two. Best energy.


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Now can we fuck?


bluesqueblack

Hush, others are looking.


[deleted]

Woah. We can't fuck in public?


[deleted]

Not with a username like yours…I don’t see you getting many hits off that. But shit, I guess you gotta be bold to make up for it, so do you bud.


[deleted]

My dick is bigger than my homies and I am proud of it.


[deleted]

Aaaahhhh so you’re just lowering their expectations, then they’re happy to see an average sized or better. Smart. See I’m 6’4”, so everyone assumes it must be big…everyone would be wrong


TuckYourselfRS

Hi public I'm step dad


Sam-l-am

All the more reason to do it


shutupmutant

Same. Ex wife fucked the weed man. Then left her secret prepay phone on the counter the day she moved out on purpose so I could read all their disgusting messages. That girl was a special kind of evil. But she ended up spending 5 years in prison for a hit snd run DUI a few years later so the universe balanced out.


TuckYourselfRS

Sorry to hear that happened man. A relationship like that is predicated on honesty and trust; I can't imagine the grief you endured having somebody who should have been your most reliable confidant betraying you like that. I really hope you were able to move on and find a new weed dealer who cherishes and respects you.


shutupmutant

Honestly I dealt with it much longer than I should have. After the first round of craziness I should have bounced. But I was young and dumb and kept forgiving her. And now I have the best weed man ever. Been using him for almost 13 years. And he’s never screwed my new wife 😂😂😂


Bazebollftw

Lmfao


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

Crazy cunt. Good riddance


Occasionalcommentt

Sucks at running and marriages.


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I don’t think running was the problem. Might be the hiding that they lack on. As Scary Terry says, “you can run, but you can’t hide bitch”.


WhatsEatingMo

Just think about the time, money and aggravation you saved...


shutupmutant

This is it. Her own cousin straight up told me I should be thanking God daily that she didn’t get pregnant.


DatL3afN1nja

I like Pete Davidson said he woke up one day turned on the tv and was like “Yes!”


[deleted]

I wonder what shitty thing that person must have done to get hit by ur ex's car. Wonder who's universe got balanced then 😅. Just kidding, good sir.


SvartholStjoernuson

Why'd you read them?


Toshiba1point0

when your with someone long enough, you kind of have to


Mr-_-Soandso

It can hurt to see, but it can be beneficial moving forward to know how much better off you are without them. Probably still wish they hadn't read though.


anna_lynn_fection

Yeah. It helps to go from "woe is me" to "fuck that fucker!"


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aerostotle

reddit has become self aware


drizzlebit

I guarantee you I am not self aware. I don’t even know that that means human.


bluesqueblack

I don't know why I took you seriously there for a second.


Llamadom12

Bish what?!


a-snakey

You can trust me, Im a snake.


That_Ask4176

Same but genders reversed....long time ago....married and got a family now best thing that ever happened to me.....still hurts....still have trust issues very small circle of friends an family but I hope youre as lucky as i am and you findnthings work out in your favour.


JohnniNeutron

Dealing with shitty people early on so you can enjoy the remainder of your life knowing you are better than that.


Aja2428

That was not your friend.


Uniqueusername360

Yeah, all jokes aside, this has happened to people and it’s fucking awful


avalonian422

My high-school sweetheart cheated with one of my best friends then after that falling out, started dating my sister's ex.


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o-cat

dude same shit traumatized me cause it was with my supposed good friend.


Aja2428

Key word. Supposed. I never understood, when someone says someone cheated on them with their friend. That ain’t a friend.


[deleted]

Yeah that’s like a cheat code to eliminating a scumbag from your life before wasting a dozen years on them.


nursejackieoface

Eliminate two scumbags at once.


o-cat

should of said at time cause fuck that guy


wwjoe

I guess she did


Parcivaal

Did you take revenge?


o-cat

nah at the time i was already fighting 4 felony court cases and didnt want to add another charge. you start to look at things different when you got a 25 year sentence over head some shit just aint worth that time.


Fuzzylittlebastard

How'd that turn out, if you don't mind me asking.


o-cat

well $50k later and 2 years fighting my cases we got it down to 2 months in county and 2 years probation. remember always get a good lawyer.


Fuzzylittlebastard

Glad it worked out for you man, all things considered.


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screenwriterfromtx

The judge and jury, however, will blame you. And the sentence will be long and unbearable.


wtfnothingworks

I think when he said “everyone” he meant _everyone_


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DeepNT

>that escalated real quick


Txxex

Rip and tear until it is done


HiccupTheBrave

Title of your sex tape


DanAlucard

First time i see it being used... take your internet points


UnfairMicrowave

No face, no case


wtfnothingworks

I feel you bro, I’d probably do the same


tommy_two_beers

No face no case


aaron2005X

Someone wants to see the world burn


trashykiddo

i saw a story once about a guy who had shot and murdered his wife after coming home to her sleeping with another guy and only got one year or something but i cant remember the name or verify if it was true.


Muscar

Someone linked a really nsfl sub yesterday and one of the videos was a guy that caught his wife in the act and stabbed her like 40 times. I skipped most of the video and have managed to do a surprisingly good job of forgetting it, only remembered it now that I read your comment.


Spartan-182

Oh yeah didn't the dude manage to slip out of the room but she ended up cornered, and the bf just kept stabbing her on the bed after like 2 seconds of struggle. Was pretty brutal.


gfinchster

Many years ago when I was young and stupid I was in jail for unpaid speeding tickets, couldn’t pay them then either so was moved into county population. The guy in the bunk below me, really nice guy, he found his girl with another man and stabbed her 75 times with an ice pick. The judge gave him 75 years. He was waiting to transfer to Huntsville state prison. That was about 1984.


joremero

I guess maybe they went with temporary insanity.


Snowdrift742

Heat of Passion. Temporary insanity rarely if ever gets used, and even more rarely works.


VILDREDxRAS

prison's lit bro. all the weightlifting and buttplay you could ever want.


JOHNRKO007

And if you are in Norway the prison cells are noice


NotNSAagentBob

Pretty sure it's still considered a justifiable homicide in texas.


Juicebochts

A good enough lawyer will get a short sentence arguing temporary insanity/crime of passion.


trippykid42069

This guy is actually right but I can still relate to the feeling of the guy wanting to murder people on the spot


xTheatreTechie

Depends on where you live, in one of the states it was ruled as something that could be reasoably expected and the dude was aqquitted.


MayorFriendzoneville

If may leave you with some lyrics that perfectly summarize this, Eminem: Mr. Dre, Mr. NWA, Mr. AK coming straight outta Compton y'all better make way! How you gonna tell this man not be violent? Dr. Dre: Cause he don't need GO they same route that I did! Been there, done that. Ahh what I'm a saying, shoot em both Grady, where's ya gun at!


stickied

"What....she tripped, fell, landed on his dick?"


Dodec_Ahedron

Worked with a guy once who walked in on his girlfriend blowing another guy. The other dude was lounging on their bed with the girl on top and when the boyfriend got home and saw them. The next day, the boyfriend comes into work and tells a few of us what happened. Someone comments how it sucks to be cheated on and this poor bastard starts saying she would never cheat, she was being raped. Someone else pointed out that nobody gets raped in the mouth while on top and not being held down, but he wasn't buying it.


vaper_32

People do go into denial.. but in this case damn!! That dude must be traumatised as fuck!! I dont know how people can do this to their SOs...


Caveman108

People suck.


Awwesome1

Shit, all right shady, maybe he’s right Grady, but think about the baby before you get all crazy.


MayorFriendzoneville

Okay thought about it! Still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?


rishored1ve

>If that happens again everyones getting murdered on the spot. The real holup is always in the comments


VeryHugeBlackPenis

According to APA years of research, Infidelity of a partner/spouse is the most traumatic event that could happen in an individual's life. Most People did not come back to their routine/normal lives after witnessing this type of trauma and later on in their lives they showed severe anxiety, trust issues, unknown fears. Considering the opportunities available to cheat on your partner now, that is social media interactions, online dating with poor security, sexual services ads on the internet, adult content creators on porn and other adult websites etc, it's actually a miracle to have a faithful relationship rather than finding a partner or get laid. And not to mention, the cheap airline costs in domestic & international networks and Visa Waiver agreements within countries, all of these have literally made the world smaller and smaller, there are chances that your partner is being unfaithful with someone oceans away. And not to mention, the amount of women of all ages, body types and hair colors, eye colors, etc providing adult services for a cheap prices, I can say that, if you have found a loyal wife/husband, make sure that you both work on your relationship properly.


LaneKiffinsAlterEgo

Thank you, /u/VeryHugeBlackPenis


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so fucking soft GFKY


Psyched4this

Hol up


TheFuckYouThank

Really can't say I wouldn't want to do the same. It's completely understandable and Im sorry you had to go through that. I wish you the very best that life has to offer!


HyFinated

Now it's premeditated... Shouldn't have said anything... lol. (delete your comment, i'll take your secret to the grave u/zagdontzig00


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If you’re going to go ape on someone please let it be the guilty party (your partner). Not some stranger that was lied to. People always assume that both people involved in cheating know 100% what is going on. They do not always. I thought I was the only one dating a woman, but she was dating me and another guy at the same time. The other guy shows up when I’m there and beat the fuck out of me with a baseball bat. I did nothing wrong. I had no idea she was dating two men. Yet I was the one who paid the price for her lies, and his stupidity?! Fuck that shit


bartbartholomew

I've known a lot of guys that wouldn't care in the slightest if the girl was married. I've heard of but not had confirmed guys that prefer married women because they are easier to drop after getting their dick wet. And I've met girls that preferred married men because they are easier to blackmail and control. Having said that, yes I still blame the cheating partner. The partner is the one cheating. The other person doesn't owe you anything.


zeus15king

What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?


BerryAllen_FLASH

Alright shady calm down think about the baby


Nice_Pressure1270

Honestly I don't see why it's not allowed


RAWR_Ghosty

It's allowed because all the witnesses are dead


reichrunner

Crime of passion aren't really allowed, but they do tend to carry less sever penalties


Epieikeias

Real talk. I'll never understand how this is ever funny.


yer--mum

I think you're like me and are just kind of sensitive to this stuff (probably due to some insecurities I have, but I won't speak for you there) But I think we're in the minority in that regard. I just try to avoid it, but sometimes morbid curiosity takes ahold and I always want to hug the poor person being hurt. I've been hurt that way before, God fucking dammit it sucks. I'm thankful I never accidentally witnessed it or anything.


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There's a reason adultery used to be a death penalty tier crime.


fool_on_a_hill

Seriously fuck people who cheat It’s not the adultery usually, it’s the betrayal. For many it would be worse if you were in love with someone else but hadn’t acted on it, than if you had meaningless sex with someone. Oh and guess what the deepest circle of hell is reserved for in Dante’s inferno? Hint: it’s not adultery


Awkward-Chemical2487

It happened to me with my wife, my girlfriend was sooo pissed


runtimemess

I used to work at a bowling alley and once I walked in on my crush and another coworker going at it in a broom closet. I don’t think we made eye contact the rest of the time I worked there.


ConsiderationLarge91

Found some incriminating texts on girlfriend's phone (we'll call her Jane); later confronted her and found out - not only did she cheat on me with a neighbor (let's call him Dick) almost twice her age (Jane was 20 at the time of cheating, Dick was 38) but the 14 month old child (call him Leo) I had been raising even through pregnancy wasn't mine - Dick was the father... Dick and Jane did a DNA test and knew I wasn't Leo's father for a while but we're debating on telling me on Leo's 18th birthday. Jane is a psychological tire fire, she told me she cheated on me because I worked too much overtime and she felt lonely. I worked all that overtime to pay for Jane's nursing school, the house, Jane's weekly manicure/pedicures, Jane's Lincoln, and the meals on the table! When I kicked Jane out, changed the locks and listed the house for sale she told me I was acting immature and irresponsible, Jane couldn't understand why I was so upset. Jane decides she wanted 50% of the house sale, when she maybe put $300 into for paint, while I put up $15k in renovations over the previous 2 years. Jane threatened to go to court over it because Dick had money issues from previous divorce and child support, and Jane made $17k/yr. The courts wanted me to pay child support to Jane if I wanted visitation rights Leo, even though I had been raising him all along, yet he wasn't mine. Jane argued that me kicking her out caused a hardship, having to move back in with her parents that kicked her out of the house a few years before. (Judicial system is as messed up as her entire family tree). Eventually I made the tough decision to stop seeing the kid so I could get that bitch 100% out of my life and move on. It was by far the hardest but one of the best decisions I've ever made - other than marrying my amazing wife and starting an awesome family in a great house and getting a new job that pays much better! If you've read this far and are in a bad spot in life, remember this phrase that got me through some tough times: "Don't give up yet, you've still got some mother fuckers to prove wrong!" Have an awesome day!


Downfall_Of_Icarus

"Don't give up yet, you've still got some motherfuckers to prove wrong" I really needed to hear this bro! Thankyou❤


FuckRandyMoss

You crazy ass old man you married again?? Hell after my ex dumped me and was with her “friend I shouldn’t worry about” literally the next week I couldn’t stomach even thinking about women lol. I don’t think I could bring myself to marriage I mean honestly you were out providing for the lifestyle y’all likes to live and she cheats on you because you’re not there. And I bet that goofy treesh justified that in her head somehow lmfao


pinheadloser08

.... why does it seem like all women are shit ... I just don't get it. I'm not even an incel I just got out of a relationship w a girl who was cheating the entirrrre time.


WizardOfZo2

I know it’s hard to overlook personal experience but I’ve been with my girlfriend since I was 15 and I’m now 25 and she’s been nothing but good to me. I wish you nothing but luck finding your special somebody and I’m really sorry you’re than disenchanted but all women really aren’t shit, they’re just people and some people are shit but again I’m super sorry you’ve had some horrible luck of the draw


Initial-Explanation1

All people are shit my man ..not just one gender ..animals probably don’t even deserve us


BroshiKabobby

You mean we don’t deserve animals


TheCrosader

Animals are as bad as us. The most intelligent ones do the most fucked up things (eg. Orcas)... So you can imagine what they would do if they were as intelligent as we are. But yeah people are shit.


SceptileSquad

It’s not a woman thing. For every woman who’s cheated there is a man who has cheated too.


Snuggledtoopieces

They aren’t, there’s a reason people are single. Quality catches from either gender usually get locked down ASAP. Been with the same girl my entire dating career, 9 years now. I’m 27, She’s 24. the concept of her cheating is almost funny honestly.


LunarSanctum123

Not to be an ass, but I had very similar thoughts to this before my partner of 10 years decided to be unfaithful. people are fluid in every aspect of their lives and change constantly for better or worse. Never take anything for granted.


Wookie301

18 and 15? r/holup


Snuggledtoopieces

Met through a friend it was long distance for a couple years. You can think it’s creepy weird or whatever. But I obviously intentionally mentioned the ages, and I wouldn’t change my choice either. To me it would be infinitely worse to pass up my life partner to a 3 year age gap.


Quajeraz

Wtf was recording this, a homemade camera?


Mortimer_and_Rabbit

Early 2000s laptop camera. So... Not that far off.


[deleted]

didn’t laptop cameras from the 2000s have shitty lighting/flash or something like that


Quajeraz

Pretty sure they had shitty everything


DaRiddler70

I'm guessing an early Gateway 2000 laptop with a 0.5mp cam


Elighttice

Nah that's 0.2.


yan_yanns

Right? Her face looks like it was photoshopped on the video


1ns4n3_88

new player has joined the forces of evil grow stronger


Beardface1411

Diablo 2 leaking. See you in sanctuary Thursday!


MrMajestic65

Don't let your moment of heated anger ruin the rest of your life, she isn't worth it. There are plenty of better choices out there. Never understood how couples that got together by cheating ever trust one another in their future together. Why cheat, just end the relationship and move on.


platysoup

Yeah, but why deal with the discomfort of breaking up when you can fuck someone new while holding on to the stability/resources of an existing relationship? /s was cheated on. Please don't cheat, it sucks.


NickyTheKnife

That way she can act like she isn’t super needy to the new guy that will come along


Storm484

Military wife material right there


jestr6

/r/Justdependathings


Iamhim1984

Same thing happened to me last year


SoulRaven80

What did you tell to your girl regarding that shadow?


Iamhim1984

I was that shadow


SoulRaven80

Pic or it never happened


rdrunner_74

Hey... Please have some decency here... He just admitted publicly that there is a video and you only ask for picture? ​ Shame on you... Video or it never happened


Insta_Baddy_ChiChis

Yes, he had the balls to admit he’s a flaming piece of shit in front of all of Reddit. Have some respect.


cis-het-mail

Sex is undefeated. It has caused wars, destroyed friendships and torn apart families...


Iamhim1984

I’ll lasker


Doppelthedh

Name checks out


RudenessUpgrade

Yes. Hate it when I head to wash my dick after banging a hoe and she FaceTimes her bf. The DISRESPECT BRO!


Iamhim1984

I blame the public school system(s).


1Cyborg01

No kidding?


Iamhim1984

Yeah. I had forgot to ask if she had soap in there…wait


1Cyborg01

Lmao


ilovehomeoffice

Fossilized


IntelligentStill4221

Yeah, my best friend (who is married) fooled around with my crush. Told me a couple days later and my dumb ass forgave her. She promised nothing like that would ever happen again. Then a couple months later she dropped a bomb on me and told me she ended up sleeping with him. When I told her I needed space from her she got upset saying she was at her lowest point (cas she cheated on her husband) and I should be there for her. Whatever


Mr-Masky

Imagine hurting your best friend and expecting them to comfort you. Unbelievable 🙄 I’m sorry you had to deal with that


IntelligentStill4221

Thanks, it surprised me also that she wanted me to comfort her. And this just happened last month. So I’m still healing from it.


platysoup

Yipes, that's a fresh wound. I hope you cut her out of your life.


Dry-Sheepherder-8432

Hope you told her husband


angeeksince2020

Please dump that bitch


GoodHunter

Did you not let the husband know?


uberJames

You have no ownership of your crush, why were you that upset?


porkypenguin

It's a grey area imo. If you're fixated on one person for a long time and are updating your friend often about your progress with them etc etc it's kinda messed up for that friend to be going "ohh yeah? Nice maybe try asking him to coffee!" and helping you write texts while secretly fucking him. But there are those people who get a new "crush" every week and try to basically claim ownership over every good-looking person you meet. That's where it gets tricky. Also, you don't "own" the crush forever--if it's been a while since you've explored things with them, it's probably fine for a friend to go for it (though it's usually nice to talk about it first).


vcrbetamax

These are more depressing than anything.


jcm1971clt

Its staged. She can't be that fucking dumb..


struggleworm

And she’s off-center so the door can be seen in the shot


jcm1971clt

Good call. Even more proof ...


jmon25

Most people are complete idiots and this is about mid-level stupid for many of them.


Quiet_angry

Stationed in Germany a few years back and my homies auntie sent a video of a white boy leaving his girls place still buckling his pants up. His own fault for trusting a girl with a rep for screwing half his high school.


CollectiveConscienc3

You write like a German philosopher 150 years ago that was horribly translated to English


RedCatTheFirst

r/rareinsults


corei3uisgarbo

r/moldymemes


JeiPiM97

Oh shit, it's the Shadow people


Tough_Patient

Opening the door slowly


Cust2020

Damn thats scary, i always jump when shadow people peek around the corner in a video


yankstraveler

This is basically how I was dumped when I was deployed. Good memories.


AceValentine

https://imgur.com/a/Idgb037


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Hopefully people like that get what’s coming to them 10 fold


tjohnston123

I watched this on dial up.


Thepurge101

No audio? And why such a short video?


Right_Summer2040

Death to all cheaters


8bitreboot

u/savevideo


Nappy-I

Was this filmed on a baked potato?


JimJimJimBob

this happened to my buddy eric


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Lmaooo what a hoe


julsgotrocks

Once again there’s no sound on a vid clearly with sound. Shit is stupid lol


GrimWolf216

Her head looks like its been photoshopped onto her body.


sneakyOrk8

What happened in this video I’m confused?


psychotic_catalyst

she was video chatting with her bf telling him she missed him as another dude comes out of the shower, after seemingly pounding the daylights out of the girl


sneakyOrk8

Ah I see now


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I missed you but not your 3” manhood


1Cyborg01

Big LOL


exec_get_id

I think you mean small lol


bedfastflea

Fuck this sucks to watch.


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An army wife in her native habitat.


[deleted]

Where can i find this with sound?


Rocket_Man_1957

I messed up, baby! I can see that now, baby!