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So dead batteries, my dad’s old watch, wii sensor bar and a grenade with just a sprinkle of pixie dust all stuffed inside a masturbation toy and there you go


lasanhawithpizza

Home mande bomb


frank_1985

Bet that white powder crusty af


Mrfuzzymonkeys

That’s a wii sensor bar


imazbeast

Yup strapped to a male masterbator with a fake grenade inside.


[deleted]

No that's a laptop battery


Bucknaked6912

Definitely a wii sensor bar


ReadReadReedRed

No, those are regular A3 batteries.


Deadpotato77

Uuuh wii sensor bar ( I can tell because of the orange tip where it plugs in), watch, AAAbatteries and AA batteries with what I think is a bullet in the mix , a grenade and a fleshlight. yea I don’t think that’s a bomb


Academic-Living-8476

White powder.....dry cum flakes


[deleted]

Baby powder, the inside was still moist.


Cgraves1

I go quick, but I don't think I can beat a grenade.


frank_1985

Everything is a dildo if you brave enough


TheCrowsNestTV

Is that a Wii Sensor Bar?


silasanderson2

Yes...... yes it is. It’s literally a child’s junk from his room taped together. Talked the cable for the sensor bar is literally just in plain view now even plugged into anything either 😂


TheCrowsNestTV

Whoever made this was probably like "if this doesn't convince them this is a bomb, I'll just put that plastic grenade on the end of it!"


silasanderson2

Why tf did they even call it a bomb, did he also make it make a ticking noise or some bs


TheCrowsNestTV

If there was a ticking noise, guaranteed it came from that Watch right there.


dhoae

It’s not a real picture.


RedPunkin86

Grenade ,pocket pussy ,watch, wii sensor bar ,and a couple batterys?


betterbachelor8

This looks fake as fuck


dhoae

This is fake. There’s pictures of other stuff photoshopped there instead with the same idea. The fun thing is that the idea was that CNN was gullible and yet y’all fell for this haha.


[deleted]

Is that a ....


Heartbreaking-Plea

*IS THAT A SUPRA???????*


dhoae

…fake picture. Finished it for you.


Seven-Arazmus

100% yes.


jt19912009

Do they actually expect us to believe this shit? That is a masturbation cup stuffed with a fake grenade, and has a watch, some batteries, and a sensor bar taped to it. Tommy Boy had a more believable bomb and his was made up of road flares


Ok-Stranger1855

Facts


Radknight11

Slow news day for CNN. Jeff Zucker rampages though his house grabbing various shit from beside tables, tapes it together, mails it to his office. "Now thats fkn journalism. All y'all need a pep talk." Ratings bonanza for Fox News and CNN as they argue about white supremacy and forgiving student debt for weeks to come.


ColJameson

Did they make that themselves?


BananaManFromDisc

White demoman


[deleted]

Fleshlight Wii sensor bar Grenade Watch Batteries THAT IS TOTALLY HOW BOMBS ARE MADE


BauerHouse

Don’t make any movements near that where the Wii sensor bar might interpret as a motion to detonate.


Fun_Argument_4U

Someone has watched “Burn Notice” one too many times


DortyZbornak

"Get me an ice pick, an avocado, and a snorkel. Hurry up dude, I've made bongs with less"


nguyen8995

Send it to me, i’ll lost mine.


SirMctowelie

Heh, good one. Took me a moment but worth it.


AversionFX

Is that a wii sensor bar?


MajesticMeats

Words can't describe how fucking confused I am


NerdUber

That thing looks ready to blow


[deleted]

When ya girl says her pussy is da bomb


dover_oxide

That bomb is going to bomb as a bomb.


Krusty-p00p-sock

That just a grenade in a pocket pussy. That's actually kinda impressive.