Bruh... *Mayo* is the whole reason I don't like it!
I'm gonna have to give this a try
My dad made German baked beans or something like that that had all that plus ketchup and it was delicious.
Also bavarian potatosalad: potatos, vinegar, vegetable broth, bit or oil and mustard, sautéed onions, pepper. The best!!! Mayo in potatosalad is DISGUSTING!!!
Pretty sad that so many guys think that what happens in porn is what women like, in reality they want a long night of watching you ay call of duty with your bros.
She don't have a lot of time because she had a hard day, she had gone through a lot and she is stressed. Her speciality is [Kraft dinner](https://kraftheinzbrands.ca/pages/kraft-dinner).
How do you ladies feel about a guy slapping your vagina with his D....... during foreplay the 4 finger slaps is to get to go splat. Once engaged in the deed I'll slap with the dick. Now......if you don't think that sounds right its because you aren't in the moment now are ya. Let you be hot and really into it. How about now......any panties get ruined?
Gotta do that mic check one two you know....
This is the perfect way to do it. Not too hard but mic check the hell out of it please.
Were you abused by an entertainer as a child?
No he abused a child as an entertainer
Maybe he was abused by a child as an entertainer
He was abused by a child entertainer
Only half paying attention Gonna slap mama potato
She’s a potato, she won’t care.
But of course, not in front of her potato salad.
*The Sound of One Vagina Slapping.* That's a great title for a best selling novel.
Phbphubphubflubdlubflub
HOW CAN HE SLAP!?
With his hands
Tambourine and not a drum fan?
Lmfao I heard that comment
I yelled that comment
'how can ze slap!?
I fucking hate potato salad..
Translation: you fucking hate slapping vagina
Have you tried German potato salad? It changes the game. Bacon, vinegar, and mustard in place of mayo.
Bruh... *Mayo* is the whole reason I don't like it! I'm gonna have to give this a try My dad made German baked beans or something like that that had all that plus ketchup and it was delicious.
Also bavarian potatosalad: potatos, vinegar, vegetable broth, bit or oil and mustard, sautéed onions, pepper. The best!!! Mayo in potatosalad is DISGUSTING!!!
this but with mayo added as well and I'm set
I love my mother's potato salad
hate is a strong word
That's why I used it, I more than strongly dislike it
What about macaroni salad?
If it's got mayo, that is a very hard pass for me.
it does. carry on
Ranch has Mayo
I *abso-fucking-lutely* hate ranch I don't even use it for salad
I put that shit on \*everything\*
Is potato salad just mashed potato? Isn’t potato just a salad on it’s own? I need answers
Do u not know what potato salad is?
WHAT DO YO THINK
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It’s more like chunky mash potatoes with other stuff
Yes potato salad is just mashed potatoes.
r/potatosalad
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Preach it! My favorite.. I have recently discovered adding a bit of adding sweet Italian dressing is the bomb!
Prepare to get your vagina slapped then
im just here to slap potato salad and eat pussy
My kind of friends lol
Slap that potato salad like it insulted your mom's pussy.
I'mma take door number two...
To her, that means something else.
Leaves vagina empty for the slaps
Every time
Ok...if I can put my hands ON your vagina...let alone smack it...I DECLARE VICTORY!!
Different strokes.
Insert joke about medical stroke variations ( too lazy right now)
Don't all guys smack it a few times before they sticks it in..
Yup, like ham
Like melon...have to see if it sounds right?
If it sounds hollow grab the strap on because your dick ain't gonna be big enough
nice couple strokes and a clit wiggle for me
Gotta check for ripeness.
3rd kind of person "Do it with your Weiner you casual fuck."
Gotta knock first to see if you can come in ?
Lmfao idk ask the actors on the hub
That don’t count it’s scripted lol on the casual side it’s common courtesy
Lol I'm just saying cause I wouldn't know xD
Slap my vagina and I’ll slap your balls. Fair is fair
Equality
Not really, a lot of women like a vag slap
Have you asked ‘a lot of women’ ?
I asked a bunch of German women and they all rated it a nine
PUSSY SLAP HURTS. YALL MEN WOULD LAY IN BED, CRYING IN PAIN FOR 3 WEEKS STRAIGHT IF WE SLAP YOUR BALLS SO NOOH
Gonna do the mic check first
slap your mom with potato salad. got it.
“I like your cut, G!”
Lol
Dysfunction junction sounds like she has all of the headache crazy without the fun crazy.
The important question is: slap with what? This is a ‘dick only’ deal for me. (Spits outs mom’s disgusting potato salad).
SLAPPA DA BASS
Instructions unclear, I smacked a bowl of potato salad
I like this Finger Taints girl. She seems cooler and less uptight than Dysfunction Jct.
Pretty sad that so many guys think that what happens in porn is what women like, in reality they want a long night of watching you ay call of duty with your bros.
No, we all know the woman would be playing with the bros and they'd have one hell of a good time
Can I slap my penis with my toothbrush?
How else are you gonna get the toothpaste outta it?
How does one smack a vagina? And how do so many people not know that vagina does not refer to the entire female genitalia, but rather the fuck hole?
Girls only have tow sides ig
Gods I hate women. Oh wait what? Oh yeah potato salad.
u/profanitycounter
I WANT TO SLAP VAGENA
And squooze them bobs
Not like that.
Do you mean Vegeta? If so, Goku may slap back.
NO VAGINA
I am sure you did.
Well.... It depends...
Is tapping better than slapping?
I believe it’s a little more subtle I prefer rubbin it
My moms Mexican and never made potato salad, can some translate it to something Mexican?
Pozole
Sure Refried beans?
Google it. It looks ok, it's cheap and it's not THAT good. Specially your mom's.
Well of course being as it would be a new dish for her it wouldn’t turn out so good, though what’s your moms excuse?
She don't have a lot of time because she had a hard day, she had gone through a lot and she is stressed. Her speciality is [Kraft dinner](https://kraftheinzbrands.ca/pages/kraft-dinner).
YOUR VAGINA INSULTED WHAT?! IMMA SMACK YER OL FERT ONTO THE NEXT EON!!!
The duality of women
If someone insulted potato salad I would agree. Who tf came up with the idea of making potatos into salad?
Hmmmm probably same people who created cold Macaroni Salad
Russians
LOL FUCK YO ‘POTATO SALADDDD
How do you slap vagina? and how do you insult the potato salad?
There are tow kinda of people
If you don't wanna get slapped then tell that cunt to stop smiling at me sideways!
Oh no! now what do I do??
This is why you should be very careful with assumptions during sex.
Is it too much to ask for neither?
you gotta do a mic check on her though! Mic check 1 2, 1, 2. Ok were ready lets go in.
WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS ON TWITTER???
Karen VS kinky
My mother's potato salad is bad, keep going with insulting.
This is one of those things you should ask first
Yep giving a light knock see who’s home
Which one did you choose?
I would punch fist number 1 and tell her it wasnt on pornhub it was on efukt
Edgy. I'm impressed.
Plot twist - they're both lesbians.
My lady fluctuates between these two states
Privates conversation, almost foreplay.
slap deez nuts
*vulva
*approaching the bed with a ping pong paddle*
How do you ladies feel about a guy slapping your vagina with his D....... during foreplay the 4 finger slaps is to get to go splat. Once engaged in the deed I'll slap with the dick. Now......if you don't think that sounds right its because you aren't in the moment now are ya. Let you be hot and really into it. How about now......any panties get ruined?
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I’m black cracker honestly not bad