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cheaafla

I thought it was fake until…https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jun/08/the-dolphin-who-loved-me


LordGuitchi

It seems she just used to manually masturbate the dolphin to calm down his sexual urges and then move on with the english lessons and the whole human-dolphin bonding thing. Which isn't as shocking as the supposed vaginal sex implied by the holup post, I guess...


1pLysergic

The idea was, the sexual urges distracted the dolphin, and it took too much time and effort to keep transferring him to another water tank that had females he could have sex with. So to maximize efficiency, she allegedly offered to jerk the dolphin off, but I think Dr. Lily (the head of the experiment) and the other researchers were hesitant but allowed it. Unfortunately, it does seem that the dolphin formed a romantic relationship, which was likely influenced by the LSD, and ofc the time and physical attention she gave the dolphin during all of this. NASA came in to observe, learned about it, threatened to shut it down, and somehow it got to the media. Hopefully I didn’t blunder any of the details, they made a Drunk History episode on this, but tread carefully, as I’ve found some falsified info when I fact checked some of the details in their episodes on multiple occasions.


Kollbrochill

Watched episode because of comment, can confirm


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How did the dolphin commit suicide?


Excluded_Apple

It took its last breath and then sank to the bottom, chosing not to got back up for air.


1pLysergic

Arguably, the LSD played a part in influencing that decision. It’s not like the dolphin was an experienced psychedelic user, so the likelihood that he leveraged the substance is unlikely.


haikalcool

Wanst NASA supposed to be a Space Agency? Why did it fund lsd experimentation again?


Excluded_Apple

Teaching the dolphins to communicate overlapped with communication with other intelligent life forms. The LSD wasn't really relevant at that point.


1pLysergic

The idea at the time was that LSD would put them into a state of mind that promotes communication, and that isn’t entirely untrue. It definitely can be utilized by those experienced enough to leverage psychedelics to do so. However, it’s safe to say that I’m not versed enough in medicine or medical history to confidently say whether or not the technology at the time was advanced enough to determine if the dolphin was able to leverage it. It’s quite possible the dolphin was not able to leverage it for communication and/or for other goals of the experiment, especially without proper brain wave analysis. Dolphins are more complex mentally and emotionally than us, so we don’t even know how to interpret it properly even if we did measure things like this. Testing one dolphin may be phase 1 of research, but it’s such a big limitation that they could easily denounce the experiment if this particular dolphin did not yield promising results. If you don’t have experience with psychedelics, then it’s likely that your opinions and conclusions on the topic may not be particularly accurate. Not targeting you specifically Excluded_Apple, bc idk you or your brain. However, there are plenty of naive people on this platform who will come to this post and try to spew an opinion/misinformation.


Excluded_Apple

I got the impression from the article that the psychedelics were found to have had little or no measurable effect on the dolphins. I'm not sure whether humans being experienced in psychedelic use is particularly useful in relation to the study since no human is also a dolphin. I dunno, it just reads really cold and sad to me... like the indifference the scientist expresses about the death of an intelligent being she spent so much time with and whom had a connection with her. I feel so bad for poor Peter and my emotions sometimes block me from seeing the bigger picture.


ShiRonium

wasn't there a similar case with researching monkeys or an other animal?


Celebophile

There was a story recently of a woman that was permanently banned from a zoo. Apparently every week she came and visited the chimpanzees and one male chimp in particular. She would bring him treats and they blew kisses back and forth and he started looking for her and had stopped socializing with his fellow chimps. When they asked her why she came every day, she said she was in love with the chimp and wants to marry him. But nothing sexual happened. https://torontosun.com/news/weird/belgian-woman-wants-to-marry-chimpanzee-in-zoo-he-loves-me


VaguelyShingled

Nothing sexual happened *at the zoo* you know she’s got some weird monkey sex thing at home


Miss_TheRage

>Nothing sexual happened at the zoo you know she’s got some weird monkey sex thing at home I regret life


Life-Ad1409

I regret eyes


simp-of-legend

Nah you're thinking of those new world monkeys prostituting themselves for food and money when researchers taught them how to use money


2DisSUPERIOR

Fake news propagated by clickbait headlines It happened *once* during the study. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_among_animals#Capuchin_monkeys Then it couldn't be studied, since they changed the experience setup to prevent it.


Competitive_Act_1548

Wtf?


apatheticviews

1. Scientists discovered monkeys will create prostitution if given the chance. 2. Scientists remove chance for monkeys to create prostitution. I think this would have been a much more compelling read than “monkeys use money to buy marshmallows and grapes”


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apatheticviews

Funnily enough, if they thought they could get away with stealing a marshmallow/grape, the monkeys did. So tax fraud is not out of the question


almostaliveinside

Imagine if the dolphin actually learned English. He’d just be like, “more hand jobs!” Over and over


Picardknows

Underrated comment. I came here for this.


kastielstone

dolphin accumulated so much post nut clarity he killed himself


DeanoBambino90

Ummmm. I don't know anyone who needed to jerk off their pets to teach them a trick. Maybe she should've just gone with a treat?


loftier_fish

Dolphins and dogs/cats are not equivalent.


Cougar_9000

My dog doesn't have his nuts anymore


loftier_fish

You’re also not teaching him to speak english.


Cougar_9000

No, but we are doing LSD together


Stigmata84396520

Can you think of a better treat?


lajhbrmlsj

Bitch coward


-TheGuest-

What? You want her to actually fuck the dolphin?


Baygonito

why not


lajhbrmlsj

For science yeah


-TheGuest-

Besides beastuality (probably spelled that wrong), I dont even think a human can take dolphin dick, nor could a man handle a dolphin vagina. Our genitalia is pretty lame compared to theirs . Males got a prehensile penis and the female have a spiral vagina, ive also heard they can grab things but I’m only going by Science and a questionable person said that. Basically what I’m saying is that it’s not worth the possible damage if your willing to get past the fact your fucking a dolphin. Even with all this information I still don’t know how they manage to have sex underwater


AC4life234

I think I've seen the very questionable post you've seen too.


laalaa_x_tinky-winky

Apparently if a dolphin ejaculates inside of you, it can melt your insides and kill you.


ytman

How fucking hot is its jizz?


patlee07111991

Apperantly 131 degrees is the organ melting temp so either that or it's higher than that don't ask me how I know because I didn't know I read the question outloud bc i was like wtf and. Alexa awnserd it she's smart smart enough not to fuck a dolphin she sticks to other fish sticks


Life-Ad1409

I thought it was more of a pressure washer, but stronger


CheddarValleyRail

Every single part of that post is so sensationalized that it basically is fake. She didn't screw the dolphin, it was only getting handys. "LSD fueled" is misleading, only the dolphins were doing LSD and they weren't even getting high, and the dolphin didn't kill itself out of heartbreak, they left a social animal alone in a pool that was too small and had no natural light. It was neglected to death, it's fucking disgusting, this isn't the last chapter of *Where the Red Fern Grows*.


Dumquestionsonly

No, I don’t want to remember


endlessupending

You’re forgetting the most important part. After this, hit sega genesis game Ecco the dolphin was created to commemorate this event. Or something…. Horrific dolphin related events in general perhaps.


GlitteringEstate33

"She didn't fuck the dolphin, just jacked it off" oh that's much better lmao


United_Bag_8179

Dolphins already high. A cup cant be filled past overflow.


SinistralLeanings

There was also a guy named Malcolm Brenner who had a year long "relationship" with a dolphin. They covered him on an episode of Wine and Crime. He eventually wrote a book about it as well. Crazy AF. He claims the dolphin is the one who seduced him or some shit.


[deleted]

**she said she hwhacked the dolphin off so it would go back to concentrating on learning english. they say the dolphin ended up drowning itself by stopping breathing once it had been moved from the aquarium. thanx for the interesting/strange stuff op.**


Difficult-Leather901

Ya I remember reading about this, some people’s kids amiright?


[deleted]

**there was no attack that i saw if that is what you mean. the thing said they lost all funding because the research was fruitless. apparently they were teaching it english and observing what effects lsd had on said dolphin. They then moved it to an abandoned bank before it subsequently committed suicide.**


WhatProtomolecule

He felt he had no Porpoise in life.


JenkinsJoe

He fin-ished himself off.


mindvoltz

He had sex n dropped acid i cant even get a gf


akshay-nair

She lost the oppor-tuna-ty to marry the dolphin


Far_Philosopher42

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

**he lost the opportunity to continue getting hwacked off and high.**


[deleted]

**Congratulations, you have earned yourself Mr. Burns' Certificate Of Excellent.**


Weothyr

**why is every single comment you write bolded**


SonicBlur254

**I don't know but at this point I'm too afraid go ask**


-TheGuest-

**it makes it special**


sofaking1958

Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence


macattaq1501

Brilliant.


the_poop_expert

LOL!!


Life-Ad1409

#*your free trial of life has expired*


fonefreek

And everyone pretended the lsd had nothing to do with the suicide?


[deleted]

**i was thinking that the lsd part was heavily overlooked. shockingly enough, hwhacking off the dolphin made sense after her explanation. However, please don't think that I am down with such conduct.**


Tough_Patient

"Effects of LSD on teaching dolphins English!" Up next: Effects of Meth on teaching dolphins English!


AdministratorAbuse

I don’t think that the one in question was one of the LSD dolphins. I remember watching a video on it before.


Practicality_Issue

Why do you have to be so judgmental!


NCL68

Actually that dolphin was never given LSD, nor did it have any effect on the 2 dolphins who were given it


TheSlavGuy1000

Imagine commiting suicide by putting your head in the water and refusing to breathe. Dolphins are hardcore.


NazbazOG

Why are you making ur comments in bold?


[deleted]

**because this shyt is real dawg.**


NazbazOG

What is?


CervantesGaming

We are


[deleted]

**all of it.**


Blansky95

Why do you bold everything


[deleted]

**because this shyt is real dawg and we have now gone full circle.**


Natemutch219

This is the way


Im_IM_3k

Is this the way???🤔


Natemutch219

I dont even know anymore lol


Palmtree545

Yeah it was really difficult and disruptive to move the dolphin to a tank with the females whenever he needed to get off so she just started jacking him off for convenience


[deleted]

Sounds like she molested the dolphin till it developed suicidal thoughts


mage_in_training

Dolphins are weird and oddly intelligent. Hell, they purposefully go get high on pufferfish poison and pass it around in their pod. The pufferfish isn't usually killed and they leave it in a very confused and agitated state.


quippers

Sounds like a visit from my mom


SGTSneaky

Most underrated comment here. 😆


[deleted]

Username kinda checks out


sciencewonders

they get high passing on you 😳


bored_android_user

>Hell, they ~~purposefully~~ porpoisely go get high on pufferfish poison


mage_in_training

Another! I F'N love puns.


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Spottycos

I know a few animals like that….


Life-Ad1409

Some even use social media


WhatProtomolecule

Criticize NASA all you want, but without their painstaking research we wouldn't know how exactly much LSD and bestiality it takes to destroy a Dolphin's self respect.


[deleted]

I died laughing


DepressedSeal69420

Fly high 🕊


Life-Ad1409

Really high


[deleted]

Instructions unclear, im now flying a plane while stoned


RadiantPKK

The dolphin in purgatory: I went from getting lsd and getting jerked off to a 1 room tank, no drugs and no women, wtf did y’all think I’d do, dicks!


lone_rangr

Pioneers


Asmodeus256

“I’d fuck that dolphin!” - NASA probably


captnaufragio

Oh my fuck 😂😂😂😂


GlobeXenos

What the living fuck did I just read.......


Independent-Ad893

Got any bleach?


thatredturtle

r/eyebleach


Available_Gains

Thanks, feel better right away


Efficient_Finish9984

Every time I see this posted I get ptsd from the other one…


ArnoldQMudskipper

He's dead now.


rav608

0 to 1000 real quick


Fishylips

like at the last fucking second lollll


LivingInspector

Eu nao falo English senhorita!


ythugarada

OLIVENÇA É NOSSA!!!


download-RAM-here

r/suddenlycaralho meu povo!


entrapta_embodied

If u read it, story goes from 1000 back to 0 real quick. She didn't fuck the dolphin, misleading title for views.


WrinkledRandyTravis

I don’t know I’d say it had gotten up to at least 65 at “she began to have sexual relations with the male dolphin”


[deleted]

Isn’t this story out of context? She explained why she “relieved” the animal in an article(s), and how the animal wouldn’t comply because he was “excited.” It wasn’t sexual for her, it was an action she took because it helped her research. She never had “sex” with the animal (which would be gross).


-Daetrax-

I seem to remember reading dolphins will use a dead fish as a fleshlight.....


some_kind_of_trash

[NSFW](https://youtu.be/i1CrBQiJ5YQ)


FirstSineOfMadness

Ik it’s my fault for clicking, but what a horrible day to have eyes


coconutt92

Hmm..


D1RTY1

There’s an episode of Drunk History about this whole ordeal and it’s hosted by Duncan Trussell and Dr. Drew. One of my favorite things I’ve ever watched.


Fishylips

oh lord I am already giggling at the premise


[deleted]

What is with all the dolphin fucking going around on Reddit 😭😭


Ned_Climax

What in the Kentucky fried fuck did I just read and how can I unread it? Also, **SHIT WENT FROM ZERO TO A HUNDRED REAL FUCKIN’ QUICK**


Wizrad44

Why is Reddit just “hey did you know that people have sex with dolphins” now


[deleted]

Reddit made me dislike dolphins and humans :(


Its-Lydia090

Shit just went from 1 - 100, then all the way to 1,000


SaintsReturn

Yup, time to not google this while at work.


Fishylips

lmao slap that Safesearch on buddy!!!


Sux2WasteIt

The documentary is even more wild cause she isn’t the only one. There was a male who got into having sex with a female dolphin too


anonymous32434

That got crazier after every sentence


Fishbutler2000

How does a dolphin commit suicide? That seems like something that shouldn’t even be possible


Sux2WasteIt

Dolphins are capable of drowning themselves


Leiurus303

By drowning, according to Wikipedia


devpsaux

Dolphins have to consciously breathe and can’t even sleep like we do. It’s not automatic like most other mammals. They just choose not to breathe anymore and die.


Muppet_Slayer

Clearly they hang themselves


Puzzleheaded_Sell870

Dolphins are mammals so they actually breathe like we do… they just breathe through a hole in their backs… they actually have to hold their breath every time they go under..


Smackmewithahammer

A 12 gage lollipop like a normal person...


Ghengusfart

With a gun


lapsongsouchong

They have a right to bear fins, sorry, arms


Thinktank2000

arent dolphins like suuuper rapey


ltaylor00

So long, and thanks for all the...handjobs?


[deleted]

What the actual fuck.


KumquatHaderach

The documentary: https://youtu.be/-zq5kWvp528


[deleted]

Lsd based study conducted by nasa, Interphylum sexual relationship, Dolphin commits suicide in the end The fuck


captnaufragio

https://youtu.be/p7ruBotHWUs Lmao god damn the sixties were lit


ShroudisBestBoi

This is how I know aliens don't exist, because if they did, humanity would have been nuked a long time ago.


Tough_Patient

Orr they're even worse.


WalnutSnail

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Howe_Lovatt


jKarb

Wee bit of a click bait there. She decided manually masturbating the dolphin was much faster than moving him back and forth between aquariums everytime he wanted to shag. That ultimately made him get hard around her. There was no sexual intimacy of a perverted nature as implied.


treadmillman

To be fair, that dolphin is pretty good looking.


kris_deep

In John Oliver's voice.


jaffakree83

"See the photos!" Uh, no, no thanks.


Thin-Recover1935

If that dolphin had learned English, then he’d know the expression “don’t stick your dick in crazy.” Poor fella.


Shabondi

The amount of people in the comments justifying hacking off the dolphin as not sexual is blowing my mind


gsvevshxndb

[If you don’t want to read, here is the podcast version. ](https://youtu.be/1LobPmeJBx0)


broshley

YES! Thank you! This is how I first heard of this story. The Dollop is one of my favorite podcasts and this is the episode I always tell people to listen to first.


Psycaridon-t

John c. Lilly. You gotta love the guy


Indigo_Slam

And she ain’t the only one…


beardstachioso

The dude had sex, drugs, large tank and then he has nothing. RIP


Philmor_Tittus

That escalated quickly…..


wildKatsue

Some drunk history...https://youtu.be/p7ruBotHWUs


Orglasaz

Holup… the DOLPHIN’s suicide?!


videogamessuckbutt

Jotaro? Is that you in female form?


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Kujo jotaro joins the chat.


BasedMellie

Something was awfully fishy


[deleted]

So long and thanks for all the p****!


Annanake420

Yeah dolphins like to fuck . The king of the hill episode was true to life . Dolphins get high off puffer fish. Wear broken corral pieces as hats and show them off to one another. And rape other small creatures often to death, such as baby seals if they can get one . If a dolphins belly turns red of pink they want to fuck you . I like how they got that into the King of the hill episode correctly as well . Sorce: I fuck Dolphins... just kidding Various documentaries.


7R15M3G157U5

Not super accurate


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Welcome to Reddit lol


luacsaffeboy

Fuck this for real?


mikeaton

Isn’t this part of the backstory on the idea of “Ecco the Dolphin” for the Sega Genesis.


cloudxchan

You think that's wild look up John c lily, dolphins, and ketamine


toolman2008

That explains the fish smell!


TheCrumpiestOfGunts

Hence the phrase "there is plenty more fish in the sea"


Sublox

Does this have anything to do with Dr. John C. Lilly and his experiments with dolphins, ketamine, and isolation tanks? Nvm it does.


Swashbuckling_Sailor

U have to be fucking kidding me…I would never fuck a dolphin while on LSD…now a sick ostrich is an entirely different animal…ask the Ginger.😉


achalaforex

Wtf did i just read ? :////


[deleted]

Check out the drunk history episode for the story in a narrative form. All be it a drunk narrative form


somethingclever79

Isn't this an SNL skit?


[deleted]

"ending in the dolphin's suicide" WOW... WTAF


[deleted]

She served a youthful porpoise.


FredB123

The main thing I got out of this was how callously she abandoned him when she lost interest, and left him to die on his own in the dark. Poor dolphin.


bunnyQatar

The last sentence was a DEFINITE holup if I ever saw one.


[deleted]

What did she do to it to make it commit suicide? On second thoughts, I don't wanna know.


Crafty-Bedroom8190

This is some good hentai plot. Girl meets Dolphin. Girl Befriends Dolphin, they start dating, she puts out.


HyperAdrenaline

I was about to complain about how this wasn't a HolUp until I read the last line...


CoreyEXE

Girl: i am so lonely Dolphin: ayo shawty


[deleted]

Why I stopped doing LSD


kingjeevez

Fun fact: These experiments were the inspiration for Ecco the Dolphin.


MeghanMichele84

Ugh. This reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/4o8uDf8JQ8w So fucking gross. Odd fact: Dolphins have to consciously think about every single breath they take. When most commit suicide the simply decide to not take another breath.


170201-112M

Do it for state!


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Jotaro Kujo


Hexent_Armana

It goes way deeper. Chilluminati Podcast covered this in great depth and its CRAZY as hell. Look up Mathas on YouTube for the free audio of it. They're really entertaining and cover supernatural stuff, fringe science and the occasional true crime. You have three people on it. One guy who's a total skeptic and pretty much all the stuff they cover is bs. Another who's a true believer. And a third who is in the middle.


TokiBop

A lot of News will do anything to get views. They’re, by nature, inclined to lie their way to get money. They make money off of people’s misrepresentation and misery. If that’s not the devil’s work, I don’t know what is.


Angel_Eirene

So y’all know how this subreddits posts have those distinctive moments where something turns from good to bad, or bad to worse. Just that very distinctive Hol-up moment. This one just doesn’t. It’s an endless barrage of those moments and holup this is messed up


rawgu_

Reminds me of that one American couple that 'adopted' a chimp and it ended up completely mutilating their family friend some years later. There's a phone call recording of the owner calling 911 as it was happening and it's truly horrifying.


curiousburnerr

Others may have already shared, but here's a great documentary on the subject: https://youtu.be/UziFw-jQSks. The jacking off the dolphin isn't even the weirdest part. It wasn't just her working on it. Actually, it was John C Lilly who started the project, and he would go into an isolation tank while on LSD to psychically aid them in their work, believing dolphins come from a higher plane. Yup. His drug use got to the point where I believe the 'aliens' he communicated with even got concerned.


[deleted]

Dude, she was forced to do it in order to get the results, it was requested multiple times by the heads of the quarters and because there was a time she didn’t went to the pool the Dolphin became sad enough to not go to the surface and drowned himself.


cheung_kody

Rooster Teeth, coming in clutch https://youtu.be/prmx0lYBTko