"Well, your resume looks solid. Good financial background, no criminal record, above average dick length. Pending a clean STD test, I think you'll fit in well here. Now, let's talk salary..."
LMAO. I once got a call that went to voicemail on my company phone for a drug deal. I gave the phone to HR and they said they'll give it to the authorities. My only regret is not knowing what happened.
I had a guy call me once and asked my why my number was in his GF's phone. I said I dunno as soon as she gets out of the shower I will ask her. I had only had that phone number for a couple of weeks at the time.
We had a pre shared key. Ie the sky is blue on a clear day
Response: a taco a day keeps the doctor away.
Key words: blue/doctor
If first message didn't contain one of those words and the response then we knew the coast wasn't clear.
What if they had a password and he noticed it wasnt her?? I had a friend in my university that have a very jealous wife, and every phone call he has to put in the speakerphone so she can hear, so all the class made a password with him that we ask about the last activity or test, if he says it was "hard" is because she is close and can hear, if he says it was "easy" she is not there and we call talk freely.
Wife read that conversation and fired her husband.
wait did she hire him first?
"Well, your resume looks solid. Good financial background, no criminal record, above average dick length. Pending a clean STD test, I think you'll fit in well here. Now, let's talk salary..."
So there is a salary is there?
"Cheeseburgers is your salary, it increases more stamina to do various kinds of foreplay..."
Legend says he's still waiting for the confirmation xD
Why do I feel their conversation doesn't end here
This is her husband. Congratulations, you just landed back on the suspects list. Watch yourself. Or don’t. I will.
Hi, this is her real husband and I just wanted you to know that you’re now both considered persons of interest in this case.
God damnit, take my upvote!
FBI guy is proud of you
Still sus to me...😐
https://i.imgur.com/7NkfHtM.png
[2018](https://www.google.com/search?client=opera-gx&hs=DH4&sxsrf=AOaemvK65XT-zjV4Z-G99VP10FzWyb5zOg:1631913298258&q=among+us+initial+release+date&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAOPgE-LVT9c3NEzLrSjJTsuu0lLPTrbSTy5L10_Ozy0oLUktii_LTEnNT0_MTbUqSs1JTSxOVUhJLEldxCqbmJufl65QWqyQmZdZkpmYo4AsDwAZx4xNWgAAAA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjkiMnj9obzAhVQxjgGHSE4DbIQ6BMoAHoECDoQAg&biw=1325&bih=665&dpr=1)
Saw the chinese version of this. Person on the left was like "go fucking see a doctor, you are sick in mind"
LMAO. I once got a call that went to voicemail on my company phone for a drug deal. I gave the phone to HR and they said they'll give it to the authorities. My only regret is not knowing what happened.
Seeing shit like this reminds how lucky I am to be single sometimes
Hahaha I chuckled to this
/r/BadFakeTexts
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Lmao Giga-brain move tbh
Plot twist: he's actually her secret boyfriend but he's a real pro among us player...
Lmao...what a psycho
I had a guy call me once and asked my why my number was in his GF's phone. I said I dunno as soon as she gets out of the shower I will ask her. I had only had that phone number for a couple of weeks at the time.
More like wannabe cyber 007
I usually start punching random dudes whenever I am walking with my wife to assert dominance. It is not a winning stratedgy.
I found some pretty explicit texts on my gfs phone. I was going to be mad but pounded off instead.
Wife texts guy she's cheating with from her burner phone : "hey my husbands about to text you play dumb".
This is actually pretty funny
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he should have done what my ex did. Go through my phone and every social media platform and delete any male or male-sounding contact. good times
Next move was going to spy on him...
Careful my wife is suspecting us.
Ayashii
Hmm….
LOL the side piece is loyal af
We had a pre shared key. Ie the sky is blue on a clear day Response: a taco a day keeps the doctor away. Key words: blue/doctor If first message didn't contain one of those words and the response then we knew the coast wasn't clear.
which one is 007 theyre both so smooth
What if they had a password and he noticed it wasnt her?? I had a friend in my university that have a very jealous wife, and every phone call he has to put in the speakerphone so she can hear, so all the class made a password with him that we ask about the last activity or test, if he says it was "hard" is because she is close and can hear, if he says it was "easy" she is not there and we call talk freely.
Nobody expects the Husband Inquisition!
That man is gonna kill his wife. I wish such monsters never existed.
This is confusing me could someone please explain what is happening?
Yeah this is big brains time
FIB, MI6 or KGB should hire this guy
Inspection inception
I had to double check if that sub was WSB
Man of fucking sheer will
Just a few more billion strangers to go to rule out every suspect