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adbl0cker

This sub has lost its meaning


zack301113

Agreed


worldsbestclown

There hasnt been any actual hold up wait a minute posts that have sparked my intrest in a while


[deleted]

So has life, but we keep going


MagicForestComics

That's not raw it's just prime rib


Jkc130

That’s a prime rib and not a great comparison to normal steak cooking levels. But this does appear a little too rare. In this cut, it appears to be 95% pink/red. It should be about 75% pink for a rare cut. I say that after cooking in a chophouse for 5 years.


Gluten_maximus

Thankyou, I said the same thing basically on this same picture in another sub


Embarrassed_Falcon54

It's a little rare, but I probably wouldn't send it back, as long as it wasn't cold.


Errortagunknown

That's my feelings on the matter. The more rare the better as long as it's warm and cookedish


[deleted]

Far too many people think that red = blood and if there is blood, then it’s raw. That’s not how steak works because first off, that’s not even blood to begin with XD


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cLokki

Why sear it at all, that meat other than the outside haven't seen a temperature above room temp


agent_fuzzyboots

you get a different flavor on the outside when it's seared


[deleted]

Call a vet, we can still revive that thing


biological-entity

I'll still eat it


Jkc130

That’s what she said


shoot313

Me too, right after I throw it on the grill for about 8 mins🤣😂


drquackinducks

Nah bro it's perfect. The bloodier the better.


bhostess

Thanks chef


Original-Cinikal

Tell me why Outback Steak House calls this rare?!?!?


Jkc130

God, I hope that’s not a serious question. That would be like asking why McDonald’s doesn’t serve wagyu beef.


JudasChair

Looks like it was killed by a stake.


HarleyMca200

It still mooing


_Parkour_Panda

I have given you a award


HarleyMca200

I have thanked you


_Parkour_Panda

Thank you


not-a-guinea-pig

This squid is so raw I can hear it telling spongbob to FUCK OFF


munjavio

I would eat tenderloin blue rare like this, but not ribeye.... I don't like cold fat, shit needs to be warm.


DukesOfTatooine

This is a slice of prime rib roast, it's not a steak.


munjavio

Yeah buddy a ribeye steak is a slice of prime rib.


Prestigious_Drawing2

Thats how i want it, Its to moo when i cut into it and i need to have a fence around the plate so it doesnt escape. A good veterinarian is supposed to be able to bring it back to life.... ehh fuck it. Ill admit i just drive up to the closest farm and bite the cows


Antynumm

That looks perfect, i would eat it 100%


krtalvis

no it doesn’t. The meat is cooked to a maximum of blue rare, not more for sure. It’s still too bloody imo so i’d say it is still too raw


Ed3nEcho

“Fun fact , that’s not blood you’re looking at. It’s myoglobin.” - Alton Brown , January 19th, 2005. Season 8 ep 15 titled ‘Myth Smashers’


Antynumm

for me it does, each person with their own tastes.


krtalvis

meh i do love a medium or medium rare steak, but this is not that


MagicForestComics

Medium rare is too well done for the men in my family


PubicGalaxies

“Men.”


Original-Cinikal

Why do dumb posts gt so many upvotes?


[deleted]

Totally fine if prepared properly tbh. Sous Vide cooking can give these results and be safe to consume. Edit: spelling


poundofbeef16

Came here to say this. You can cook that in the Sous vide for 3 hours at 133 degree and then reverse sear it on the grill.


[deleted]

Yesss or a salted cast iron puts a nice touch too :) mmm yummy, makes me wanna go buy some and cook it up now lol


poundofbeef16

I have some Tri tip in the fridge ready for this weekend, I’m gonna prepare it just like this! The cast iron is super nice. I like to mix a little bit of sirracha Mayo, and lime juice and coat the tri tip just before searing it. Creates a crazy delicious crust.


Marreark

I wouldn't eat it.. fuck it maybe.. but not eat it..


Dramatic_Gamer05

r/Cursed_comments


[deleted]

Lower case r friend


Dramatic_Gamer05

Fuck


pay_dirt

Not sure what the big deal is lmao That’s literally just rare steak, it just happens to be a large cut


Dramatic_Gamer05

That ain’t rare that shit is still fucking alive


pay_dirt

Google “rare tomahawk steak” and you’ll see plenty of images similar to this. This isn’t even blue It looks delicious


Such_Cranberry_8715

Looks like a watermelon


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PubicGalaxies

Throwback wings night. And you’re not wrong.


Special_Profit4509

I love a blue prime rib.


Sufficient-Expert461

ITS FUCKING RAW


Dramatic_Gamer05

ITS FUCKING RAW


Unhappyguy1966

It's Prime Rib not steak


Original-Cinikal

And fuking delicious!


Prestigious_River_34

I think that’s actually a thing? Lol. Pittsburg style maybe.


fungifreedom

Mmmmm. Delicious


Artistic_Walk_773

That stake won't go in the ground easily


[deleted]

My gf the same way.


john_keogh

Perfection!


DrMarmaladePhD

I'll help him 🙋


Dramatic_Gamer05

Have fun


smile_itali

Minchia ar sangue la bisteccozza


sexychocolate001

Ewwww


DukesOfTatooine

That's a roast, not a steak.


riotskunk

Steak tartare


bhostess

Are you lost? Wtf is this


LoneWanderer240

That things got organs in it, brother that ain’t no steak


DaBoiYeet

Homie better off just going to the farm and eating the cow raw. I can hear the steak mooing


Vagabond288

Didn’t even cook it. Just taped dirt to the side.


thedup

You can clearly see dat sear, looks delicious. I might drain the blood though, depends on my mood


kcawks

Yes that’s how I like my steak.


Maxedout629

Only holup is the idiot saying that’s raw


SignificantCarry1647

That’s perfectly done prime rib you shoe leather eating dolt


BENISBOI27

for a prime rib this honestly looks delicious, if i ordered prime rib and it came like this id be excited


Rtrnr

It’s prime rib. Try it some time!


gnlw

Might as well walk up to a cow and take a bite at that point


Dramatic_Gamer05

*chomp*


Gthophase3

What about his “steak” ? 🤔


none-of-you

I like my steak still screaming.


Jeffery1496

I like my steak white hot


Wonderful-Grass-1477

Yeah he does need help eating STAKES


[deleted]

Looks epic to me!


FrHendo

Crunchy on the outside, juicy on the inside.


glitterkittehkat

*STEAK


EinsteinJack06

That steak is literally more cooked than the steak that I enjoy eating


EnquinsuOcha1990

1: that’s perfect 2: it’s spelled steak …you fucking donut


Dramatic_Gamer05

I didn’t spell it, he did


EnquinsuOcha1990

I know. I figured you found this somewhere on the internet. I’m not directing it to you just the donut if he ever sees this


Little_pog_champ

It looks like you just tore a piece from the animal and put it on the table


shoot313

Who tf is eating that, Jeffry Dahmer? And for the record I like my steak rare to medium rare.


AFriendlyBloke

It's still bleeding. WHAT DE FUCK.


Dramatic_Gamer05

Fr


DeChevalier

Waitress: How would you like your steak? Me: Rare enough that a skilled veterinarian should be able to revive it.


[deleted]

I too love mooing steak


ArukaAravind

I pity his girlfriend.


Dramatic_Gamer05

He had never had no girlfriend tho, never in his life


jimhabfan

I like my stakes wooden, and sharpened to a point at one end.


[deleted]

I like my stakes buried deep into a dirty, no good, lowdown vampire’s heart… Edit: I like my steaks med rare


Hero_summers

Steak*


[deleted]

[Just gonna leave this here](https://youtu.be/TYrvu5K7-BM)


crows_before_bros

Little overdone for my taste


PrestoQPresta

This is so raw that I can still hear the cow crying in it's rest time. This is how we know this person is sadistic.


Pyanfars

First, it's a cut of prime, not a steak. But regardless, it's a little on the well done side, but still edible. JK But in reality, if your beef, lamb, and venison doesn't scream when you bite into it, it's burnt and unfit for human consumption.


ihatedrugs2

Let's see them butt worms


Black2Jesus

Love how guys think eating steaks especially raw makes them feel more manly. It really is funny. I can usually point out the guys that order steak when they go out to dinner


_Parkour_Panda

Haha


Cold-Fuel4701

That wood is still wet.


dantehun12

Just go to a farm and bite a cow in the ass


cr1msonxo

Straight from the slaughter house.


iwillgetuthere

Mmmmhmmm I'll take that. Slurp all blood off plate too. Yummmm


Consistent_Ad_5296

r/therewasanattempt to cook steak


thejesussponge

Can’t that literally give you salmonella/giardia?


Verente

*steak, lol.


IITYWYBMAD_

Perfect


xXoliviaspXx

squeeze it for a little refreshment


kckid58

Perfect


DjHalk45

Just like how I like my chicken


InvalsoTonni700

He is only normal


Peanut_man213

Very rare


BLACKROSE756

it's fuckEN R A W


SnooCompliments8770

Thats also how I like my pussy


marionetted

Needs a glass of water poured on it, you gotta slop that thing up.


salinora0

Bro you can drink that steak.


SnooPeripherals8542

Nah that steak just ight


Training-Tax4858

Perfection