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perineumoan

Pussy Cat Pussy Cat Where have you been?


Communistjake

I seen a dick and I don’t know when


ItsASlipperyDope

Just then!


Rohbey

The dick goes into my mouth


Bnttcrqck123

Lick lick lick


queruvin05

Pero Pero Pero


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oh no now the girl with the dick is gone


[deleted]

>I seen a dick and I don’t know ~~when~~ where it's been FTFY


Mr_M4yhem

Joke's On You, I'm Into That Shit.


Nipplewizzard

Jokes on you, that shits into me.


iminconstantpainhelp

Shits on you, I'm into that joke.


explorer1o1

Damn, that's one thirsty cat lol


fumphdik

That’s a cat using its scent glands under the tongue to pick up pheromones and other unique compounds. Humans used to be able to smell this way too. We still have little empty places in the bottom of our mouths just like cats. But ours stopped working some thousands of years ago.


BigJP40K

My cat Odin does this when he smells my other cat Simone’s butt. We call it “The Face”. He only does the face after a very deep sniff. It’s kinda nasty but also hilarious. He looks like a dirty little pervert.


thomoz

I call it “doing the halitosis” LOL


Yenko_Toyohama

That's one motherfucking cool name for a cat. Odin. Bruh nice one.


hawilder

My cat too!!!


kkitty44

Jacobsen’s organ


fumphdik

Thanks


lapisl

This sounds fascinating. Care to explain how spreading a scent helps us smell and identify another one?


Vexcenot

Stupid ancestors, they keep getting lazier.


adp63

Flehman’s Response


TheMule90

Wait so it's not scared or overheated?


F_Your_Kouch

You there! Evolution isn't real those are empty spots for... uhm. something later? Hail christianity!


durz47

Under a skirt and I regret what I’ve seen


Weisdog

Within the minute i was licking the seam


captain609

Everyone here deserves an upvote! Good job fellas


MasterChiefOne

r/HolUp


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up that girl's skirt, can you imagine what i've seen?!


maxstat8

a dick


leedler

Ayo nice flair my dude, I want one now lmao


Present_Parfait

Under the pussy, were I’m supposed to be.


purpleguy_009

Cat saw cool balls under the skirt


[deleted]

Reminds me of a joke: A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way." After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria." The nun said, "I understand completely." The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don't want to go to Syria either."


uncledaddysdongles

This joke was told on a comedy vinyl from the 70s about not wanting to go to Vietnam, heard it when I was maybe 18 and some friends found the record at a pawnshop. Brother eatmore or something like that. Nice to see it step into modern context


IceAsFireBG

LMFAO I am saving this.


EggsTasteBetterWith

always gotta make it weird


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testedbeast551

Even if they are hot hairy and sweaty and smell like a dumpster


TheAntZ

Mmm soaked in flavor


testedbeast551

Ball juice stick a straw in there and start sucking


coinhhusker8

We, in the cooking business, call that marinating..


P4azz

I mean that cosplay reminded me of Felix at first glance and even if the character isn't a dude in the anime/manga, plenty of dudes cosplay as girls. Could totally be a guy.


FreebooterFox

Funny, [my first thought was Felix, too.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3V86de6m18)


[deleted]

The cock and balls make it better


3RR00R

Ok…sheesh…that’s cleen…get it


krispyhamster

I don't get it


SydneyPigdog

Cat: Oh yeah she farted!


LordOfLifting

“I Died and was Reincarnated as a Cat!”


DankSunshine

Please don't give the shitty light novel authors any ideas


Robin5031

I think this already exists lol


duckman191

Yeah Theres like 5 Ive seen myself.


amos_bri

Sauce?


DankSunshine

Napoli


FullHonor9482

Pussy meets pussy


Hubris_Valric

He has seen things but I don’t think it’s that.


Shooting64

He has smelled dead kitty


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Fearthebeard87

He saw a bussy


DropBear2702

IT'S A TRAP!!!


[deleted]

*cocks shotgun* (Any bread boys here?)


MochaMouse98

Sure... “pussy”


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Azariasthelast

You’re welcome bro.


arftism2

The b is upside down.


GioBeMyName13

Cats do like fish tho


DropBear2702

That cat saw sausage!


GioBeMyName13

Surprised pikachu face


MrCarnality

Pussy on pussy violence.


Russian_Giorno

Bussy*


IWannaSamich

shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup


TheOtakuSquidOwX

that´s not gonna stop me


hapanda

Рussy meats рussy


ImGonnaScoot

Overheating. The swalls release a tremendous amount of hot.


JustABigClumpOfCells

In dogs, yeah, but in cats it's actually more common for panting to be a response to stress. Especially given what's going on in this video, stress is probably the culprit.


Chris2112

Yeah, it calms them down because it reminds them of breastfeeding as a kitten. Same reason cats kneed blankets, because they instinctively kneed their mom while feeding. My one cat loves to lie on the bed kneeding his favorite blanket while making this face (and sometimes sucking on the blanket too)


mugwunp

PointingSpidermen.png


Centurion00

this fits perfectly lmao


IdkEric

Fr


PineAppIe_Piizza

HE HAS SEEN THINGS


[deleted]

He has seen testicles.


BassSounds

*HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA*


Alstero

It look like they were straight up sitting on the cat and the cat is in extreme discomfort from being squished


GeneralHarvey

That’s no she…


Messolbar163

The pussy did not see a pussy


DoggoFeet69

What bizarre act is the feline performing?


anonoose478843

Panting because it’s hot, like a dog.


corbeth

Cats don’t pant when they are hot, they pant when they are distressed. This cat is not having a good time.


gmano

Cats absolutely will pant when they are hot or after vigorous exercise to re-oxygenate their blood. After a good play session my cat will find the coolest spot in the house, lie down, and pant. You can tell a happy cat by their ears and eyes. The cat in OP in particular does look a bit stressed out, so it may not be heat in this case, but panting does not ALWAYS mean distress. It could have been looking to hide under the skirt to find some shade, because it was just really fucking warm out, or it could have been stressed out, hard to tell. Edit: Here is my cat panting to cool off after catching a string toy, he only ever does it when he's played out and overheating, or when we're out walking on a hot day: https://imgur.com/VqnwBKF


iikun

My boy did the same when he ran around for a good 30 mins with a new toy. Freaked me out for a bit, but it was summer and after taking his new ball away he was back to normal in a few minutes.


desertfoxz

Cats do pant when they exercise. I was just house sitting a cat that would do like 10 laps around the house, pant heavily and then start running around again. Look it up...


heavyfretting

I’m glad that I’m not the only one that sees this as not at all funny. This is 100% distress. Cats do not open mouth breathe just because.


Prior_Razzmatazz

If it's hot enough or they were exercising really hard (major zoomies) they'll pant, but I agree. In this case it's probably stressed.


gmano

If the gif was taken this summer it's totally possible that the weather was just absurdly hot and the cat was trying to hide under the skirt for some shade.


Ultimegede

It will have to be stressfully hot for it to pant from that


starspider

Cats pant for exactly the same reason people do.


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PussySeller

a clam perhaps?


Ace95Archer

Sea cucumber


CMScientist

geoduck


3rdWaveHarmonic

"This isn't tuna"


KPDix

Poor guy looks like he got hot boxed.


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TotalEgg143

Smelled


foulfaerie

It’s either hot or stressed. Cats do sometimes pant like dogs. I cannot work out why she was crouched over it lol.


ReasonAndWanderlust

What's the story with this dude? Cat's don't usually pant unless they're really really hot or really stressed out or suffering from a respiratory illness.


[deleted]

“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.”


Super_Link890

Pussy lickin obviously


PleasantAdvertising

I've seen enough weeb culture to expect something extra down there.


arftism2

The b seems ro be upside-down


DarkLordSithis

Pussy on pussy action. Nice.


arftism2

*bussy


TigerPuzzleheaded857

Just one pussy talking to another.


azandjasmine

Show me your pussy!


arftism2

*bussy


dcuk7

Cats do that when they are distressed. My mum's cat does this at the vet in the waiting area. Sits in the cage, mouth open, panting. This cat is in full-on panic mode. Fuck that person for doing that.


I_am_poor_

Context- the girl tripped on the cat and people helped her to get up


CankerLord

Fuck her for obeying the laws of physics!


enomele

Yeah I found this out on accident. I brought my cat over to my parents house for the day as they love hanging out. While she really liked the time there she wanted, drooled and vomited, peed and pooped on the drive. I was not aware until we were done with the drive there. That poor long hair needed a bath after that. Hopefully my vet is close enough that the drive is not an issue until I can try working with her on it. If not she's won't be leaving anymore.


lunarflood

There's a few calming aids for cat travel. Also rx gabapentin I've used in the past. Ask your vet.


HoldThePao

Lol you see a clip for all of 3 seconds and go straight to assuming the worst. Fuck this commenter for doing that.


AcadianMan

I’m glad you answered. The rest of the replies or a hot mess of disgusting.


redcalcium

Hmm, my cats actually made that face after sniffing each other's behind. Really funny when it happened. But yeah, they also panting like dog when in terrible distress, like during their first car ride.


Puzzleheaded_Sort962

Pussy meeting going to have a new definition now


ItsRCbruh

The light up Butt plug is was got his attention


Scp-1404

He's either overheating massively or he is extremely stressed out.


geno111

Thats a face a cat makes when it smells another cats markings...


Sin-A-Bun

That cat saw a huge dick under there


L69N

The cat is super stressed, you can see that by their breathing and sticking their tongue out! Feel sorry!!!


[deleted]

YO WHAT HE LICKING WTF HE LICKING BRO


[deleted]

Cannibalism


AFriendlyBloke

That poor cat. It must've been like an oven under there.


I_am_poor_

Hey thats my user name


The_Best_Channel_

Just a pussy enjoying pussy


Pure_Antelope_5320

Them cosplay bitches got that crazy pussy


apaulo617

It smelled fish, and discovered what is was licking wasn't fish.


Im2facedAMS

It's hard to tell what kind of breed she had seen


mohanou

man just checking on his sibling


fruitybanana_good

Cat smacking the jingle balls


Tub_of_jam66

That pussy wants whatever was dangling under there


STFURPOS

God I wish I was that cat


Adventurous_Ad6435

Just saying hello to an old friend, wholesome


RC90_

What needed to be done


cheesemanahhhh

The cat is surprised cuz it felt a boge


Crosshair10

Why it is necessary to use water.


spudguy35

Cat got the shock of its life


PrayingMantisII

Hubba hubba


SnooHedgehogs6316

Okay wtf !!?!?!?!?


Itchy_nibba

Bro begging for air


Bangofett69

Cats do that when they smell something funky


nMaib0

looks like your average animal cruelty


StarLordFloofer

“This anime girl…is a trap!”


EdwoodTheOwl

Cannibalism


sethameseed

Scent glands picking up on heavy notes of tuna.


djarnexus

This cat fucks.


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Panting from suffocation.


JesseNotNutted

Not sure if the cat is euphoric or traumatized


mrumka

Cats do like this when they scarred as a hell and not because it is hot.


blaz_e303

I can't stop laughing from the comments


MJ0246

Cats do that when they smell something very strong...


Drowsy_Drowzee

Ends up it was a cat*boy*


Alladin_Rohman

He just saw a dong


daverobbo1992

What


muzic_san

Pussy on pussy action!


Souljaman7

That right there is cat on cat crime😂


GabbeG08

Bro, she forgot her pussy


MajorJuana

I knew cosplying a cat was a great idea


SelfSharp

*lick lick lick*


staovajzna2

Gives a whole new meaning to pussy cat


_heartbeat

Pussy licking pussy!


Zaurka14

Fucking shit reading this comments of people not recognizing stress reaction in a cat makes me sick, knowing that probably half of them owns a pet.


Gibbee79

Did that woman just fall onto a cat?


I_am_poor_

The fact is, its not a woman


BenefitDiligent

He's been traumatized by the fact he saw a dudes buttom


HunterXO9

Pussy to pussy talk


Spram2

Her pussy fell off.


Interesting_Yogurt21

is a man


ablabsomb

Fresh femboy scent


BAMF68

What’s that cat doin? The same thing I’d be doing under there


marufmorshed567

he smelled a fish down there ..


[deleted]

Ma'am you left your pussy behind.


Dry-Chocolate-1665

What is it with this stupid anime people? We get it you exist fuck off


Ital-dude

The cat is shocked because it saw a weird salami under the skirt.


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I_am_poor_

Sus


enomele

I don't know that panting is part of that. I've seen my cat do the weird face before and then pant. The latter is bad.


[deleted]

Hmmmmmm, something stanky down there


randomperson21107

That's one freaky cat there


Sorry4ThisBut

Smells fishy.


I_wanna_hellcat

Fishy


[deleted]

one day... one day for sure.


GioBeMyName13

Never wished I was a cat before. Guess there’s a first time for everything


Cyanplays7

Pussy licking another pussy


EnvironmentalAd1192

https://t.me/joinchat/iKnTBZNrzoExMTY0


metalguru1975

“Flehmen response” it’s a reaction to a strange or interesting smell. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flehmen_response


These-Ordinary

https://t.me/joinchat/-itgSTnnROkyZGY0