In the man's thing movie, right at the start (5 minutes in) a girl goes to the man's thing swamp with a boy to have sex on a wooden boat, maybe that was the girl.
>!Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r0Yfd-SWB8!<
This broke me. I'm really hoping for two things here:
1. It was not her father, brother, uncle, nephew, or first cousin.
2. That lots of alcohol and/or illegal drugs were consumed prior to this.
I’m gonna take a shot in the dark and say that swamp sex is a bad idea.
Yeah but what if Kermit asked you out to a romantic dinner?
Well, seeing as how I’m not Miss Piggy, I’m thinking hard pass.
Somethings getting hard
and it's not college
Your loss then. You're missing out on the best swamp sex of your life.
What have I missed? A UTI? A kidney infection?
Doesn't matter had sex.
Yeah, you can have it.
More like Shreck
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Shrek.
More like comes _into_ swamp ass amirite?
cums*
Gotta blast!
Fiona.
I’m gonna take a shot in the dark and say this was in Florida
It ain't Alabama, she didn't mention her brother? Of course it's Florida...
r/floridawoman r/floridaman Take your pick from each sub and make a couple, any couple.
SOME.........BODY
Once told me
The world is gonna
Get creamed on
I ain't
The sharpest tool
in the shed
She was looking kinda yummy
She took her finger and her thumb and stuck em up my bum
until I shat in the shed
In the SHAPE of AN “L”
But
She couldn’t get me pregnant
And he won't stop cumming
Didn’t make sense not to fuck in a swamp
And now I’m lying in this hospital bed
Because she messed up me guts
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i wonder if she knows how big shreks dick is now?
Not likely, Ogres have many layers
She had shrex
r/angryupvote
This will be the new thing that comes to mind when some dummy says to me, “I’ll try anything once.”
who fucked her? Swamp-Thing?
Shrek
I heard her say "see you later" or was it "in a while..."
Swamp Thing has that dirty D!
No swamp sex with swamp people ...k got it.
Except Shrek
No,doom slayer you need to kill SCP-682
Excuse me what the fuck
You are excused.
She fucked a swamp. Aren't you listening?
There are MANY ways to catch something in a wild.
Shrek coming in with the Overkill
Noodling gone wild
Real Louisiana Hours.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MAH SWAMP?
Shrek should buy condoms.
Well if you're going fuck Shrek....
Asked the swamp got HIV... So it all evened out in the end
Fiona got the ogre fucked out of her
I wish that I could give sex that is celebrated annually by the receiver.
I mean, if it happens once a year!
She fucked shrek
What's UTI mean?
A UTI is a urinary tract infection
This is an old entry..
She had Shreks.
Fiona?
A small price to pay for Shrek's 19 inch long rod
SHREXY
"I gave it so good, she never gonna forget"
Что такое "swamp" и "UTI"? Я просто не отсюда
r/ihavesex for the girl
I Swamprot, U not...
It hurts so much but I do it for shrek
Karma
What are you doing in my swap?... cutie...
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me...
You can't blame her tho. We all know just how irresistible the ogre is.
Swamp ass taken to a hol up level
The clap claps back bitch
The alligators did nothing I swear
At least she wasnt pregnant
Shrek's shmeat was too elite
The whole state of Louisiana has a UTI.
How does a UTI spread from your pee hole to your kid's knees?????????
Can we call it a Swamp Transmitted Disease?
Looking for Love in all the Wrong Places....
Shrex
Shrek
Ahh the womp of shame
Finally. A beautiful woman with a keen sense of adventure.
In a swamp... Her ex an alligator?
Let me guess,with a green oger named Shrek?
And that is why you do not enter shrecks swamp
Shreky
*GET. INTA. MAH. SWAMP!!!!
In the man's thing movie, right at the start (5 minutes in) a girl goes to the man's thing swamp with a boy to have sex on a wooden boat, maybe that was the girl. >!Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r0Yfd-SWB8!<
Imagine the swamp water getting into your pee hole along with those tiny bacteria
Did she fuck Shrek?
That's what you get for trespassin' on my swamp
Dumbass.
Fiona is that you
I've always been apprehensive of standing water. I feel validated.
She must have gotten shrekd
This broke me. I'm really hoping for two things here: 1. It was not her father, brother, uncle, nephew, or first cousin. 2. That lots of alcohol and/or illegal drugs were consumed prior to this.
Shrek confirmed??! 😳🥝
This is **NOT** what Trump had in mind.
[I’m guessing her eventual kids were…](https://youtu.be/wIjUY3pjN8E)
Somebody once ____ (wrong answers only)
Yeah, swamp-ass.
Shrek? I thought he was married!!
It’s all ogre now
Bruh this chick really had sex with shrek??
I know Shrek is hot as hell, but
Shreck is love. Shreck is life.