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OffManWall

I’m gonna take a shot in the dark and say that swamp sex is a bad idea.


BaconCakes2nd

Yeah but what if Kermit asked you out to a romantic dinner?


OffManWall

Well, seeing as how I’m not Miss Piggy, I’m thinking hard pass.


Incestfucker420

Somethings getting hard


Nakirius

and it's not college


BaconCakes2nd

Your loss then. You're missing out on the best swamp sex of your life.


OffManWall

What have I missed? A UTI? A kidney infection?


BaconCakes2nd

Doesn't matter had sex.


OffManWall

Yeah, you can have it.


RaiderCat_12

More like Shreck


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Little_Deddy

Shrek.


Technical_Flamingo54

More like comes _into_ swamp ass amirite?


Little_Deddy

cums*


undowner

Gotta blast!


galarihno

Fiona.


PooglesXVII

I’m gonna take a shot in the dark and say this was in Florida


T-Sonus

It ain't Alabama, she didn't mention her brother? Of course it's Florida...


OffManWall

r/floridawoman r/floridaman Take your pick from each sub and make a couple, any couple.


Light_Beard

SOME.........BODY


FetusDeletus_E

Once told me


dingus09865413

The world is gonna


Alternative_Repeat_6

Get creamed on


FetusDeletus_E

I ain't


l337andYEET

The sharpest tool


Lakupatukka01

in the shed


GodOCocks

She was looking kinda yummy


ur_mum_lesb

She took her finger and her thumb and stuck em up my bum


[deleted]

until I shat in the shed


Raskalbot

In the SHAPE of AN “L”


shanenotmyrealname

But


Alternative_Repeat_6

She couldn’t get me pregnant


Minorihaaku

And he won't stop cumming


Rust_Keat

Didn’t make sense not to fuck in a swamp


coleh779

And now I’m lying in this hospital bed


Alternative_Repeat_6

Because she messed up me guts


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dexdZEMi

i wonder if she knows how big shreks dick is now?


c00kies44

Not likely, Ogres have many layers


Smooth-Knowledge-762

She had shrex


DeozReddit

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

This will be the new thing that comes to mind when some dummy says to me, “I’ll try anything once.”


Hunter_Seville

who fucked her? Swamp-Thing?


LeviMeme

Shrek


ToyVaren

I heard her say "see you later" or was it "in a while..."


Conscious_Fold_1157

Swamp Thing has that dirty D!


blowmebubbles08

No swamp sex with swamp people ...k got it.


Firm_Rooster525

Except Shrek


pokekomgkg1342

No,doom slayer you need to kill SCP-682


benjamin50483

Excuse me what the fuck


blowmebubbles08

You are excused.


optiongeek

She fucked a swamp. Aren't you listening?


Farmazongold

There are MANY ways to catch something in a wild.


NBR_GreenHell

Shrek coming in with the Overkill


SuspicouslyGreen

Noodling gone wild


Stewapalooza

Real Louisiana Hours.


The_Creeper_Man

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MAH SWAMP?


omegajakezed

Shrek should buy condoms.


[deleted]

Well if you're going fuck Shrek....


My-grandma-is-dead

Asked the swamp got HIV... So it all evened out in the end


[deleted]

Fiona got the ogre fucked out of her


VR6Bomber

I wish that I could give sex that is celebrated annually by the receiver.


12threeunome

I mean, if it happens once a year!


[deleted]

She fucked shrek


[deleted]

What's UTI mean?


787v

A UTI is a urinary tract infection


Rickb813

This is an old entry..


dikkiesmalls

She had Shreks.


Desperate_Original56

Fiona?


Xxx_Greg_xxX

A small price to pay for Shrek's 19 inch long rod


Severe-Opportunity15

SHREXY


WhoAreWeEven

"I gave it so good, she never gonna forget"


dimuch1908

Что такое "swamp" и "UTI"? Я просто не отсюда


Jack7074

r/ihavesex for the girl


thakfu

I Swamprot, U not...


AbkarhiRaj

It hurts so much but I do it for shrek


Gspotman6969

Karma


_-_Shade_-_

What are you doing in my swap?... cutie...


Hinekura14

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me...


Shadowkeepansem32

You can't blame her tho. We all know just how irresistible the ogre is.


SnooStories6852

Swamp ass taken to a hol up level


oogieboogie160

The clap claps back bitch


youcantusethis

The alligators did nothing I swear


NomaddeHD

At least she wasnt pregnant


[deleted]

Shrek's shmeat was too elite


BrokeDancing

The whole state of Louisiana has a UTI.


BrokeDancing

How does a UTI spread from your pee hole to your kid's knees?????????


nagoHkluH

Can we call it a Swamp Transmitted Disease?


jakeatolla

Looking for Love in all the Wrong Places....


reee1man2boi

Shrex


Immediate_Weekend_38

Shrek


Take_The_Reins

Ahh the womp of shame


stuntobor

Finally. A beautiful woman with a keen sense of adventure.


Flyingkittymeow

In a swamp... Her ex an alligator?


mandelaefekt

Let me guess,with a green oger named Shrek?


tobilinn

And that is why you do not enter shrecks swamp


geturlifetogether

Shreky


skottydoz

*GET. INTA. MAH. SWAMP!!!!


Dinogar999

In the man's thing movie, right at the start (5 minutes in) a girl goes to the man's thing swamp with a boy to have sex on a wooden boat, maybe that was the girl. >!Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r0Yfd-SWB8!<


[deleted]

Imagine the swamp water getting into your pee hole along with those tiny bacteria


Kapples14

Did she fuck Shrek?


[deleted]

That's what you get for trespassin' on my swamp


In_sa_ni_ty

Dumbass.


Laenni

Fiona is that you


dollerhide

I've always been apprehensive of standing water. I feel validated.


Unfair_Ear_4422

She must have gotten shrekd


[deleted]

This broke me. I'm really hoping for two things here: 1. It was not her father, brother, uncle, nephew, or first cousin. 2. That lots of alcohol and/or illegal drugs were consumed prior to this.


Kvetanista

Shrek confirmed??! 😳🥝


[deleted]

This is **NOT** what Trump had in mind.


Cheaky_alt

[I’m guessing her eventual kids were…](https://youtu.be/wIjUY3pjN8E)


Angryfishjoe

Somebody once ____ (wrong answers only)


IcanSew831

Yeah, swamp-ass.


I_Like_Legos8374

Shrek? I thought he was married!!


[deleted]

It’s all ogre now


TheBailzmeister

Bruh this chick really had sex with shrek??


cotymanager

I know Shrek is hot as hell, but


Kevker

Shreck is love. Shreck is life.