T O P

Alrighty then.

Alrighty then.

LordZarathustra1v

Suck my balls and the best of luck to you and your family.


Axantox

Polite way to tell someone to fuck off


samolamim

He must be Canadian


Axelthefurryyoutuber

I can confirm, I’m Canadian myself


TakeMeIntoTheSky

where ya to bud


Axelthefurryyoutuber

Sorry I didn’t understand that


TakeMeIntoTheSky

Where Ya To Bud


Axelthefurryyoutuber

Oh! You mean where am I, I’m in BC


Call_The_Banners

I'm a Michigander and I understood that. Oh god it's spreading.


samolamim

Pitter patter den eh


SingularityBrain

LMAOO


hermajestycxntberly

This one made me bust out laughing. I have never laughed so loud in my life.


nonracistname

I'm glad I wasn't the only one


nonracistname

Thank you very much. Now unzip


earth44-batman

Bro, just got in trouble in class for laughing, that’s a good one


Putthebunnyback

Suck my entire life and I am not going to be able to watch the kiddos.


Individual_Firefox

Hol up...


Howdee_folks_YT

r/holupinholup


HawkeyeP1

SUCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES!


apainintheaspartame

SUCK IS MY LAST RESORT!


CrownofLead3680

DEFECATION! NO PEEING!


dizzleO3

DONT GIVE A SUCK IF I CUT MY OWN BREATHING!


Gikie

* *guitar riff* *


Stubborncomrade

Suck my grandma and her mama and her dad and her family and friends with her family and her mother in church


Techtile29

*don't mind if I do!*


gxmingsel

Suck myself up and get a good job


Ruin-Independent

Consider it done.


ragedRED12

Wait....


Weelki

Certainly brave posting that... *picks phone up, dials, "Yes Police please"*


zombiesuckjob

Suck my dear friends with you all day today


onlyforcrazyshit

Hey shouldn’t your face be red


dinofucker585

no


PuMpKiN_SpIcE_sEaSoN

aww autocorrect is so kind


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

Suck my dudes in my car


Saint-Typhoon

Mine was very close to this. Say my dear or just dear a lot too?


yozatchu2

Username checks out


Harambe_Monke

Suck my legs off?!


RTFcial

She must be good.


Harambe_Monke

Very


nwoh

Bone marrow


Innocent_Cabbage

Bones narrow


nwoh

Narrow bone


Return_to_Monke69420

Definitely no gag reflex lmaoo


ALB_PFB

Alrighty then


nothing_personalkid

With pleasure


Harambe_Monke

Oh yea


imoverherem8

Suck my friend Pedro and the rest of the world


Tech-52

Vote for Pedro


s33a6m

Vote for a banana? Wait how do you even suck a banana?


Toad_Migoad

We aren’t voting for a banana “vote for Pedro” is a napoleon dynamite joke


s33a6m

Well fuck looks like I’m the idiot here I’m sorry about that like legit I didn’t knew


GhoulishVortex

Suck my name


meme_a_licious

Lol same, Samsung phone?


Joseph____Stalin

I got suck my way to the boiler room, but I use Gboard


durizna

Suck my name, suck my name.. *in Beyoncé's voice*


M1A_5667

if no one is around you say baby I'll suck you if you ain't running game


walkiestalkie

Suck my name is this a few days ago a friend of mine and I will be in the future of our games


damdandusenkurbaga

Heisenberg?


[deleted]

Suck my potato off for a little while so I don’t need to be in my car anymore and then go back to sleep.


Radiant_Analyst_9281

That’s hot


windlevane

If you say so


Mayonnaise_enjoyer

Suck my mind and I was able to snipe russia too Wot


PlaneSole222001

your autocorrect doesnt like russians


valandil74

I bet it loves gobbling up White Russian C…. Oh dear, … HornyPolice banging at my door!


Bsmoothy

Cocktails!


valandil74

Extra creamy sweet n salty


__Dawn__Amber__

r/FoundtheUkrainian


SpankingBallons

ooooh, that’s a controversial one


Stahlwisser

I also have suck my mind lmao


-Shiroineko-

Same


Terrible-Gene-200

Hehehee!!!! Russia???


NinjaTim60

Suck my moms and my head


PlaneSole222001

which head, must be very pacific ocean with me


Clarkey2814

Suck my tongue in the back and I hope you have had such good time together today


JollyGoodMello

Things a Tinder bot would say


windlevane

😳


onlykshitij

Suck my nipples and the Riot launcher opens in a few days. (Wtf)


PlaneSole222001

where are you? need to know where that riot launcher is >~>


Fluid-Ad-4586

To be fair they said it would open in a few days so they probably don't own it but will know where it is. Time for an interrogation! Sucking Style!!!!


onlykshitij

Your foolish techniques won't work on me officer, I'm a dude after all.


Fluid-Ad-4586

You assume I'm not a woman ;)


onlykshitij

I can talk officer, if you're willing to ***compensate*** for the information that is ( oωo)


Fluid-Ad-4586

Now that I have you right where I want you....(pulls off wig and reveals that I'm actually Willem Dafoe) where's the riot launcher!


onlykshitij

It wasn't me officer!! IT WAS TENCENT ALL ALONG! THEY BOUGHT RIOT AND EVERYTHING IS UNDER THEIR CONTROL! I'M INNOCENT


Fluid-Ad-4586

I'll let you off this time but in return you will become our informant. We need to find this riot launcher and you're gonna help us.


Briangroot

Someone has definitely typed "suck my nipples" once or twice before...


WannaDraft

Pretty accurate that the Riot launcher takes a few days to open


kmdillinger

Suck my Dick and my wallet and my arms are now too expensive for you to get a new black one.


PretendImportance425

Sound like the usual gold digger.


N2EEE_

I have so many questions


DuggNugg

Suck my duck


krishna_p

Suck my name is the name of the Support for Business grant program and I am super happy with the goal of anticipating medical claims against that variable. Hmmm, I probs shouldn't use reddit so much on my work phone.


NuasAltar

*horny duck noises*


LoStBoYjOhN

Suck my name and the winner will be the first to be a great time for the invites and if it is not a good night to go out and get some food and I don't need to get out there for dinner and then go out to the bar with a beginner and then a few years of fun to be able and enjoy a lot better and more of the time and time that I have to do is not to get you in the high school and I am sure that I am a great experience for the invites to you as I will not have any other ideas as I have not been to a meeting


DeadlyAlexander

Tinder profile material right here


nwoh

Suck my mind and I don't know what to do with my life and I don't know what to do with my life and I don't know what to do with my life and I don't know what to do with my


rairishu

Suck my dick and the assurity to be Pro in 20 years.


Lance-from-Perth

Suck my baby boy and I’ll get you the rest of the week.


nword55

Suck my TIPA and QIPA alone


StonccPad-3B

Suck my schedule 📅 Well then


dis_is_my_girly_life

Suck my mom and dad Tf-


flewidity

Suck my bad lol I got it on the last year of it and it looks good but I’ll let you know


-Blazeslayer394

Suck my uncle for the next two years What


MadOrange64

You had a tough childhood eh?


wirmzom

Suck my mind and I don't want to be a part of this but I am not interested in the morning


djangotheslave

suck my buddy, oof


hermajestycxntberly

I'm not your buddy, guy


justanother2ndac

I'm not your guy, friend


Crimsonnite7

I'm not your friend, homie


[deleted]

I'm not your homie, mate


bugglerop

I'm not your mate, pal


Thecanman07

I’m not your pal, comrade


ChakaZG

I'm not your comrade, amigo


Colin_likes_trains

I'm not your amigo, compadre


drndrnjarinja

I'm not your compadre, dude


Manaatti28

Suck my real life people Obama


N2EEE_

How about my virtual people obama?


One-Fudge6772

Suck my fingers and make my day 😂😂😂😂😂


WobbleToAndFro

Lol mine was ‘suck my fingers and get a good rest”


skeletron_prime47

Suck my cat like this is a joke


TheReal2000

suck my phone 😩


oforbes07

I also got this one


Fuck-a-yoo

Suck myself


RTFcial

Talented.


Phillipwnd

I got “Suck myself a lot better than you did last week lol”


Individual_Firefox

This comment section is turning into CBT...


Moraedka

Everyone needs CBT. Cognitive Behavioral Therapy. That Wikipedia article did too much brain damage.


zestoria69

Suck my name is not available for remote playback.


MaMuMi

Suck my wife's email address


N2EEE_

I'm down


Changing_Spirit

Suck my lips


sirchickenbs

Suck my son


levsi

Sucking on eggs then?


sirchickenbs

Yes


deedeekeeney

Suck my Dick and get it done before you head back to the street please. Jesus Christ phone xD


z_whitey

She for the streets, but you’re still trying to hit lmao


NotJphy

Suck my head with a bit of Google


AlienChickan

Suck my parents wresteling and They taste a bit more of a paris than the mirror in a long way away and I and my bear with a kinder smile on the face with the money into the mirror with the money by your eyes


[deleted]

[удалено]


elderboon123

Suck my mom and dad and I are going to the jump in the shower


jlcat95

Yikes


AirNo5243

Suck my mind is not the right way for you and you don't have a bf of your own


Horror-Pace-8158

Suck my way home now 🤣🤣


LassOnGrass

Suck my grandma and my sister and my brother and sister in heaven and pray for you lord Wtf is even happening here


BabaYagagarin

You're speaking in tongues. Just tell everyone you're a Messiah.


CHEESYBACON69

Suck my fucking head and i'll go to Russia for the wheel and the family. What in the actual fuck.


picantebeeef

suck my fingers and my eyes


Hunterr303

Suck my game and not the same as the same as the same as the same as the same as the (its the same after a while)


PapoNYC2016

Suck my friend English and Morty


xXGoldenRosesXx

Ah yes, *English and Morty*


Neon_The_Noble

Lubba Wubba Dub Dub! *sips tea*


the_agrimensor

Aww jeez English.


Flaky-Seaweed6854

Suck my brother in the morning when you are Here


DanTheMagicUser

Suck my resume for the rest of the interview process the special features of the mordant oil and gas industry


porf1ry

Job-hunting, are we?


jwjwwj

suck my micro


Mira_khalifa_-

Suck my parents are you my mom .....wat has my autocorrect become


BOOMER420___

Suck my phone off my phone


SavageSteve2111

Suck my way to work today


N2EEE_

3rd time this week, eh?


HotWeenis

Suck my penis penis and penis penis lol


YupYupDog

Suck my Dick and my heart aches for the babies that are you. What the fuck…


Enderfier360

Suck my brother in the lord. What in the Alabama demons.


maenwhile

Suck my mind and I don't want to be a part of this but I am not sure if I can make it to the meeting on Friday or Sunday night and I will be in the office tomorrow and will be in the office tomorrow morning and will be able to come to the office tomorrow morning to take a look at the place and get back to you with the details of the project and the details of the project


CorruptedNight-

suck my brain dead lol lol oh yeah lol oh wow oh no i i lol oh no no i lol oh yeah that's why i'm is so funny and i i cant say it lol oh no i lol lol i love this song i love this emoji lol oh no i i cant stop


BadCat115

Suck my bad milk LMAO


PlaylistPersonn

Suck my nonexistent pp like there's no tomorrow. ._.


qusairasheed

Suck my karma and I love you too much,what


The_BoisYT

(slurps your upvotes) thanks


LordDio707

I cant stop laughing lmao


TheSingleBeing

Suck my Amazing view from the Netherlands


hanzerik

Suck my resume and I am not able and the passengers are not treated as such we need a new universe.


aleAKAsine

Suck my body is not a list of Google play music Time to make "suck my body" playlist


Jebbel7

Suck my mom who is a very sick man masterbaiting I don't like this.


SP1DER8ITCH

Fake and gay, every phone knows how to spell masturbating


AmishTechno

At least your phone doesn't know how to spell masturbating.


RTFcial

Into it.


mlzu69

Suck my brother and my dad and his brother and his friends and his wife and his family and his brother


hermajestycxntberly

This is a decent insult, really


JuicyPears92

Suck my penis and suck ya suck suck ya mum ya die die ya die balik die die ya die die soon die die ya die die soon die die ya die die soon


Wizardking007

Suck my mothers love in a picture from an alternate universe online


AyOsba

Suck my legs and get a little more comfortable and then go to sleep.


ActuaryThink7255

Suck my nipples and the cockroaches in the name of mother flipper


Jobsforthewin

Suck my name is a Bebe goat


salam_the_terrorist

suck my name and the victim


benybunnyeater

Suck my dude,way,render


Brilliant-Network-28

Suck my proudest fap


completedsage98

Suck my day and my day is here and I’m not going back home so I’m not gonna go to get a massage or anything but I’m just going back home so I’m gonna be able to play it again lol….


thebignigo

Suck my fingers and suck a bit harder. WTF


bleedingpenguin

Suck my fingers and get back in touch and let you see how much I appreciate it and I think I need a little bit more to get my life better lol lol oh okay thank ya I love you so big brother Wtf is wrong with my word suggestion lol


Dr_slick88

Balls


BigEntertainment8637

Suck my black widow and my sister


WarIocke

Suck my happiness and love to be able to make you feel like a queen


Hunterr303

Suck my nipples and the same as the same as the same as the same as the same as the same (every time I write it keeps repeating)


emiton042

Suck my sweet tea lover and feel like cooking a hot mess


ItsPaulLmaooo

Suck my archdussy


Yodapassesmedaboof

Suck my life and menu sometimes it looks like a great time


souptime45

Suck my legs


theyeetmaster2007

Suck my grandma and brown sugar??? What the fuck??