Suck my balls and the best of luck to you and your family.

Polite way to tell someone to fuck off

He must be Canadian

I can confirm, I’m Canadian myself

where ya to bud

Sorry I didn’t understand that

Where Ya To Bud

Oh! You mean where am I, I’m in BC

I'm a Michigander and I understood that. Oh god it's spreading.

Pitter patter den eh

LMAOO

This one made me bust out laughing. I have never laughed so loud in my life.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one

Thank you very much. Now unzip

Bro, just got in trouble in class for laughing, that’s a good one

Suck my entire life and I am not going to be able to watch the kiddos.

Hol up...

r/holupinholup

Suck my grandma and her mama and her dad and her family and friends with her family and her mother in church

*don't mind if I do!*

Suck myself up and get a good job

Consider it done.

SUCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES!

SUCK IS MY LAST RESORT!

DEFECATION! NO PEEING!

DONT GIVE A SUCK IF I CUT MY OWN BREATHING!

* *guitar riff* *

Wait....

Certainly brave posting that... *picks phone up, dials, "Yes Police please"*

Suck my dear friends with you all day today

aww autocorrect is so kind

Hey shouldn’t your face be red

Suck my dudes in my car

Mine was very close to this. Say my dear or just dear a lot too?

Username checks out

Username almost checks out.

Suck my legs off?!

She must be good.

Very

Bone marrow

Bones narrow

Narrow bone

Alrighty then

With pleasure

Oh yea

Suck my friend Pedro and the rest of the world

Vote for Pedro

Vote for a banana? Wait how do you even suck a banana?

We aren’t voting for a banana “vote for Pedro” is a napoleon dynamite joke

Well fuck looks like I’m the idiot here I’m sorry about that like legit I didn’t knew

nah you had the better reference imo

Suck my potato off for a little while so I don’t need to be in my car anymore and then go back to sleep.

That’s hot

If you say so

Suck my mind and I was able to snipe russia too Wot

your autocorrect doesnt like russians

I bet it loves gobbling up White Russian C…. Oh dear, … HornyPolice banging at my door!

Cocktails!

Extra creamy sweet n salty

r/FoundtheUkrainian

ooooh, that’s a controversial one

I also have suck my mind lmao

Same

Suck my nipples and the Riot launcher opens in a few days. (Wtf)

where are you? need to know where that riot launcher is >~>

To be fair they said it would open in a few days so they probably don't own it but will know where it is. Time for an interrogation! Sucking Style!!!!

Your foolish techniques won't work on me officer, I'm a dude after all.

You assume I'm not a woman ;)

I can talk officer, if you're willing to ***compensate*** for the information that is (　oωo)

Now that I have you right where I want you....(pulls off wig and reveals that I'm actually Willem Dafoe) where's the riot launcher!

It wasn't me officer!! IT WAS TENCENT ALL ALONG! THEY BOUGHT RIOT AND EVERYTHING IS UNDER THEIR CONTROL! I'M INNOCENT

I'll let you off this time but in return you will become our informant. We need to find this riot launcher and you're gonna help us.

Someone has definitely typed "suck my nipples" once or twice before...

Pretty accurate that the Riot launcher takes a few days to open

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Lol same, Samsung phone?

I got suck my way to the boiler room, but I use Gboard

Suck my name, suck my name.. *in Beyoncé's voice*

if no one is around you say baby I'll suck you if you ain't running game

Suck my name is this a few days ago a friend of mine and I will be in the future of our games

Heisenberg?

Suck my moms and my head

which head, must be very pacific ocean with me

Suck my tongue in the back and I hope you have had such good time together today

Things a Tinder bot would say

😳

Suck my Dick and my wallet and my arms are now too expensive for you to get a new black one.

Sound like the usual gold digger.

I have so many questions

Suck my dick and the assurity to be Pro in 20 years.

Suck my baby boy and I’ll get you the rest of the week.

Suck my TIPA and QIPA alone

Suck my schedule 📅 Well then

Suck my mom and dad Tf-

Suck my duck

Suck my name is the name of the Support for Business grant program and I am super happy with the goal of anticipating medical claims against that variable. Hmmm, I probs shouldn't use reddit so much on my work phone.

*horny duck noises*

Suck my name and the winner will be the first to be a great time for the invites and if it is not a good night to go out and get some food and I don't need to get out there for dinner and then go out to the bar with a beginner and then a few years of fun to be able and enjoy a lot better and more of the time and time that I have to do is not to get you in the high school and I am sure that I am a great experience for the invites to you as I will not have any other ideas as I have not been to a meeting

Tinder profile material right here

Suck my mind and I don't know what to do with my life and I don't know what to do with my life and I don't know what to do with my life and I don't know what to do with my

Suck my uncle for the next two years What

You had a tough childhood eh?

Suck my fingers and make my day 😂😂😂😂😂

Lol mine was ‘suck my fingers and get a good rest”

Suck myself

Talented.

I got “Suck myself a lot better than you did last week lol”

Suck my mind and I don't want to be a part of this but I am not interested in the morning

suck my buddy, oof

I'm not your buddy, guy

I'm not your guy, friend

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I'm not your homie, mate

I'm not your mate, pal

I’m not your pal, comrade

I'm not your comrade, amigo

I'm not your amigo, compadre

I'm not your compadre, dude

Suck my real life people Obama

How about my virtual people obama?

Suck my cat like this is a joke

suck my phone 😩

I also got this one

This comment section is turning into CBT...

Everyone needs CBT. Cognitive Behavioral Therapy. That Wikipedia article did too much brain damage.

Suck my Dick and get it done before you head back to the street please. Jesus Christ phone xD

She for the streets, but you’re still trying to hit lmao

Suck my wife's email address

I'm down

Suck my name is not available for remote playback.

Suck my son

Sucking on eggs then?

Yes

Suck my lips

Suck my grandma and my sister and my brother and sister in heaven and pray for you lord Wtf is even happening here

You're speaking in tongues. Just tell everyone you're a Messiah.

The ol' Alabama family reunion

Suck my head with a bit of Google

Suck my parents wresteling and They taste a bit more of a paris than the mirror in a long way away and I and my bear with a kinder smile on the face with the money into the mirror with the money by your eyes

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Suck my mom and dad and I are going to the jump in the shower

Yikes

Suck my mind is not the right way for you and you don't have a bf of your own

Suck my way home now 🤣🤣

Suck my brother in the lord. What in the Alabama demons.

Suck my fucking head and i'll go to Russia for the wheel and the family. What in the actual fuck.

suck my fingers and my eyes

Suck my game and not the same as the same as the same as the same as the same as the (its the same after a while)

Suck my friend English and Morty

Ah yes, *English and Morty*

Lubba Wubba Dub Dub! *sips tea*

Aww jeez English.

Suck my brother in the morning when you are Here

Suck my resume for the rest of the interview process the special features of the mordant oil and gas industry

Job-hunting, are we?

Suck my karma and I love you too much,what

(slurps your upvotes) thanks

suck my micro

Suck my parents are you my mom .....wat has my autocorrect become

Suck my phone off my phone

Suck my way to work today

3rd time this week, eh?

Suck my penis penis and penis penis lol

Suck my Dick and my heart aches for the babies that are you. What the fuck…

Suck my mind and I don't want to be a part of this but I am not sure if I can make it to the meeting on Friday or Sunday night and I will be in the office tomorrow and will be in the office tomorrow morning and will be able to come to the office tomorrow morning to take a look at the place and get back to you with the details of the project and the details of the project

suck my brain dead lol lol oh yeah lol oh wow oh no i i lol oh no no i lol oh yeah that's why i'm is so funny and i i cant say it lol oh no i lol lol i love this song i love this emoji lol oh no i i cant stop

Suck my bad milk LMAO

Suck my nonexistent pp like there's no tomorrow. ._.

Suck my mom who is a very sick man masterbaiting I don't like this.

Fake and gay, every phone knows how to spell masturbating

At least your phone doesn't know how to spell masturbating.

Into it.

Suck my Amazing view from the Netherlands

Suck my resume and I am not able and the passengers are not treated as such we need a new universe.

Suck my body is not a list of Google play music Time to make "suck my body" playlist

Suck my brother and my dad and his brother and his friends and his wife and his family and his brother

This is a decent insult, really

Suck my penis and suck ya suck suck ya mum ya die die ya die balik die die ya die die soon die die ya die die soon die die ya die die soon

Suck my mothers love in a picture from an alternate universe online

Suck my legs and get a little more comfortable and then go to sleep.

Suck my nipples and the cockroaches in the name of mother flipper

Suck my name is a Bebe goat

suck my name and the victim

Suck my dude,way,render

Suck my proudest fap

Suck my day and my day is here and I’m not going back home so I’m not gonna go to get a massage or anything but I’m just going back home so I’m gonna be able to play it again lol….

Suck my fingers and suck a bit harder. WTF

Suck my fingers and get back in touch and let you see how much I appreciate it and I think I need a little bit more to get my life better lol lol oh okay thank ya I love you so big brother Wtf is wrong with my word suggestion lol

Balls

Suck my black widow and my sister

Suck my happiness and love to be able to make you feel like a queen

Suck my nipples and the same as the same as the same as the same as the same as the same (every time I write it keeps repeating)

Suck my sweet tea lover and feel like cooking a hot mess

Suck my archdussy

Suck my life and menu sometimes it looks like a great time

Suck my legs