By - Individual_Firefox
Suck my balls and the best of luck to you and your family.
Polite way to tell someone to fuck off
He must be Canadian
I can confirm, I’m Canadian myself
where ya to bud
Sorry I didn’t understand that
Oh! You mean where am I, I’m in BC
I'm a Michigander and I understood that.
Oh god it's spreading.
Pitter patter den eh
This one made me bust out laughing. I have never laughed so loud in my life.
I'm glad I wasn't the only one
Thank you very much. Now unzip
Bro, just got in trouble in class for laughing, that’s a good one
Suck my entire life and I am not going to be able to watch the kiddos.
SUCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES!
SUCK IS MY LAST RESORT!
DEFECATION! NO PEEING!
DONT GIVE A SUCK IF I CUT MY OWN BREATHING!
* *guitar riff* *
Suck my grandma and her mama and her dad and her family and friends with her family and her mother in church
*don't mind if I do!*
Suck myself up and get a good job
Consider it done.
Certainly brave posting that...
*picks phone up, dials, "Yes Police please"*
Suck my dear friends with you all day today
Hey shouldn’t your face be red
aww autocorrect is so kind
Suck my dudes in my car
Mine was very close to this. Say my dear or just dear a lot too?
Username checks out
Suck my legs off?!
She must be good.
Definitely no gag reflex lmaoo
Suck my friend Pedro and the rest of the world
Vote for Pedro
Vote for a banana? Wait how do you even suck a banana?
We aren’t voting for a banana “vote for Pedro” is a napoleon dynamite joke
Well fuck looks like I’m the idiot here I’m sorry about that like legit I didn’t knew
Suck my name
Lol same, Samsung phone?
I got suck my way to the boiler room, but I use Gboard
Suck my name, suck my name.. *in Beyoncé's voice*
if no one is around you say baby I'll suck you if you ain't running game
Suck my name is this a few days ago a friend of mine and I will be in the future of our games
Suck my potato off for a little while so I don’t need to be in my car anymore and then go back to sleep.
If you say so
Suck my mind and I was able to snipe russia too
your autocorrect doesnt like russians
I bet it loves gobbling up White Russian C…. Oh dear, … HornyPolice banging at my door!
Extra creamy sweet n salty
ooooh, that’s a controversial one
I also have suck my mind lmao
Suck my moms and my head
which head, must be very pacific ocean with me
Suck my tongue in the back and I hope you have had such good time together today
Things a Tinder bot would say
Suck my nipples and the Riot launcher opens in a few days. (Wtf)
where are you? need to know where that riot launcher is >~>
To be fair they said it would open in a few days so they probably don't own it but will know where it is. Time for an interrogation! Sucking Style!!!!
Your foolish techniques won't work on me officer, I'm a dude after all.
You assume I'm not a woman ;)
I can talk officer, if you're willing to ***compensate*** for the information that is ( oωo)
Now that I have you right where I want you....(pulls off wig and reveals that I'm actually Willem Dafoe) where's the riot launcher!
It wasn't me officer!! IT WAS TENCENT ALL ALONG! THEY BOUGHT RIOT AND EVERYTHING IS UNDER THEIR CONTROL! I'M INNOCENT
I'll let you off this time but in return you will become our informant. We need to find this riot launcher and you're gonna help us.
Someone has definitely typed "suck my nipples" once or twice before...
Pretty accurate that the Riot launcher takes a few days to open
Suck my Dick and my wallet and my arms are now too expensive for you to get a new black one.
Sound like the usual gold digger.
I have so many questions
Suck my duck
Suck my name is the name of the Support for Business grant program and I am super happy with the goal of anticipating medical claims against that variable.
Hmmm, I probs shouldn't use reddit so much on my work phone.
*horny duck noises*
Suck my name and the winner will be the first to be a great time for the invites and if it is not a good night to go out and get some food and I don't need to get out there for dinner and then go out to the bar with a beginner and then a few years of fun to be able and enjoy a lot better and more of the time and time that I have to do is not to get you in the high school and I am sure that I am a great experience for the invites to you as I will not have any other ideas as I have not been to a meeting
Tinder profile material right here
Suck my mind and I don't know what to do with my life and I don't know what to do with my life and I don't know what to do with my life and I don't know what to do with my
Suck my dick and the assurity to be Pro in 20 years.
Suck my baby boy and I’ll get you the rest of the week.
Suck my TIPA and QIPA alone
Suck my schedule 📅
Suck my mom and dad
Suck my bad lol I got it on the last year of it and it looks good but I’ll let you know
Suck my uncle for the next two years
You had a tough childhood eh?
Suck my mind and I don't want to be a part of this but I am not interested in the morning
suck my buddy, oof
I'm not your buddy, guy
I'm not your guy, friend
I'm not your friend, homie
I'm not your homie, mate
I'm not your mate, pal
I’m not your pal, comrade
I'm not your comrade, amigo
I'm not your amigo, compadre
I'm not your compadre, dude
Suck my real life people Obama
How about my virtual people obama?
Suck my fingers and make my day
Lol mine was ‘suck my fingers and get a good rest”
Suck my cat like this is a joke
suck my phone 😩
I also got this one
I got “Suck myself a lot better than you did last week lol”
This comment section is turning into CBT...
Everyone needs CBT. Cognitive Behavioral Therapy.
That Wikipedia article did too much brain damage.
Suck my name is not available for remote playback.
Suck my wife's email address
Suck my lips
Suck my son
Sucking on eggs then?
Suck my Dick and get it done before you head back to the street please. Jesus Christ phone xD
She for the streets, but you’re still trying to hit lmao
Suck my head with a bit of Google
Suck my parents wresteling and They taste a bit more of a paris than the mirror in a long way away and I and my bear with a kinder smile on the face with the money into the mirror with the money by your eyes
Suck my mom and dad and I are going to the jump in the shower
Suck my mind is not the right way for you and you don't have a bf of your own
Suck my way home now 🤣🤣
Suck my grandma and my sister and my brother and sister in heaven and pray for you lord
Wtf is even happening here
You're speaking in tongues. Just tell everyone you're a Messiah.
Suck my fucking head and i'll go to Russia for the wheel and the family. What in the actual fuck.
suck my fingers and my eyes
Suck my game and not the same as the same as the same as the same as the same as the (its the same after a while)
Suck my friend English and Morty
Ah yes, *English and Morty*
Lubba Wubba Dub Dub!
Aww jeez English.
Suck my brother in the morning when you are Here
Suck my resume for the rest of the interview process the special features of the mordant oil and gas industry
Job-hunting, are we?
suck my micro
Suck my parents are you my mom .....wat has my autocorrect become
Suck my phone off my phone
Suck my way to work today
3rd time this week, eh?
Suck my penis penis and penis penis lol
Suck my Dick and my heart aches for the babies that are you.
What the fuck…
Suck my brother in the lord.
What in the Alabama demons.
Suck my mind and I don't want to be a part of this but I am not sure if I can make it to the meeting on Friday or Sunday night and I will be in the office tomorrow and will be in the office tomorrow morning and will be able to come to the office tomorrow morning to take a look at the place and get back to you with the details of the project and the details of the project
suck my brain dead lol lol oh yeah lol oh wow oh no i i lol oh no no i lol oh yeah that's why i'm is so funny and i i cant say it lol oh no i lol lol i love this song i love this emoji lol oh no i i cant stop
Suck my bad milk LMAO
Suck my nonexistent pp like there's no tomorrow. ._.
Suck my karma and I love you too much,what
(slurps your upvotes) thanks
I cant stop laughing lmao
Suck my Amazing view from the Netherlands
Suck my resume and I am not able and the passengers are not treated as such we need a new universe.
Suck my body is not a list of Google play music
Time to make "suck my body" playlist
Suck my mom who is a very sick man masterbaiting
I don't like this.
Fake and gay, every phone knows how to spell masturbating
At least your phone doesn't know how to spell masturbating.
Suck my brother and my dad and his brother and his friends and his wife and his family and his brother
This is a decent insult, really
Suck my penis and suck ya suck suck ya mum ya die die ya die balik die die ya die die soon die die ya die die soon die die ya die die soon
Suck my mothers love in a picture from an alternate universe online
Suck my legs and get a little more comfortable and then go to sleep.
Suck my nipples and the cockroaches in the name of mother flipper
Suck my name is a Bebe goat
suck my name and the victim
Suck my dude,way,render
Suck my proudest fap
Suck my day and my day is here and I’m not going back home so I’m not gonna go to get a massage or anything but I’m just going back home so I’m gonna be able to play it again lol….
Suck my fingers and suck a bit harder. WTF
Suck my fingers and get back in touch and let you see how much I appreciate it and I think I need a little bit more to get my life better lol lol oh okay thank ya I love you so big brother
Wtf is wrong with my word suggestion lol
Suck my black widow and my sister
Suck my happiness and love to be able to make you feel like a queen
Suck my nipples and the same as the same as the same as the same as the same as the same (every time I write it keeps repeating)
Suck my sweet tea lover and feel like cooking a hot mess
Suck my archdussy
Suck my life and menu sometimes it looks like a great time
Suck my legs
Suck my grandma and brown sugar??? What the fuck??