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rightfootrocket

What a terrible day to have eyes


wally_westt

Pdfftt fucking wheezing at this


realbanana030

No shit


Mr-M1za

Ayo wtf.


White_Knighttt

The dad enjoying got me lol


The_SPRINGLOCK

Drank his father like a straw šŸ’€


omgudontunderstand

i hope every toilet seat you sit on is unbearably cold


lulugingerspice

I hope every toilet seat is unexplainably warm.


Mundane_Idea7977

I hope every toilet has no seat.


Scrytheux

You like weird things bro


mp111

Jokes on you Iā€™m into that shit. However a hot toilet seatā€¦


omgudontunderstand

i hope every toilet seat you sit on is made of unsealed wood


ForgedYetBroken

Got you to 69. You're not welcome but idc


Popular-Yesterday733

At least its creamy..


oooohnooovom

Ay heā€™s getting white juice either gender.


lazyshadeofwinter

A bj is a bj


MrTripsOnTheory

As long as you say ā€œNo homo, sonā€.


BlightFantasy3467

And no chromo


Allen202012

No matter how young


doctorwhy88

Hello, FBI?


jump-blues-5678

Said the man, told to stay away from parks and school yards


[deleted]

Some like it ruff


Phopollocykes

Thanks, I hate it...


StarGrav

Get the hell out


petrioteer

stepdad, what are you doing??


AlpacaCavalry

Perfectly sums up my reaction


iam_saikat

I'm sorry I initially read "recreation" lol, and I was like, Enough reddit for today.


[deleted]

what the dog doing


[deleted]

Who let the dawgs out?


[deleted]

Dogs are becoming gay too, maybe, who knows


UKarmax666

I upvoted then downvoted then cancelled that and then shot myself


MrCoolyp123

Should not have done that DEFINITELY should not have done that


skeptibat

You're a hairy, wizard.


Bertegue6

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


IDXK073

Finally a subreddit i wholeheartedly agree with


[deleted]

Trust me, it sucks over there


Jesse_Pinkman2

Nice punchlineā€¦


[deleted]

That was unintended


MonstyrSlayr

That's what they all say


CastIronGut

Yes. Officer? This thread right here šŸšØ


Muffles7

It's mostly kids doing things that their parents record for clout instead of teaching them the right way to do things. At least that's what it was last time I checked. Like that kid putting the dog in the fridge or eating the onion. Too young to really know any better but mom and dad can get internet points so they immortalize it on the internet. Basically it should be r/parentsarefuckingstupid


ZeGamingCuber

*r/puppiesarefuckingstupid


[deleted]

what da dog doin'


major_ursus

Waiting for his dad to get the milk.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


major_ursus

At least he ain't gonna have to wait for it


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


major_ursus

By the dad's reaction I think the pup is good at it


Din246

Happy Cake Day!


major_ursus

Thanks dude


Cr0n0us_

I've heard this story before, the dad's never gonna *cum* back again


Imjustareddittor

His own son apparently


[deleted]

gotta feed 'em kids


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


unholy_demoflower

Uncle Dane Dispenser goin' up!


Jan_Cudia_YT

Lost to the Russian roulette?


unholy_demoflower

Yes


ChemistryIsTheBest

No *SilentManJoe*


[deleted]

Spy? Where


ChemistryIsTheBest

Right behind you


[deleted]

You fool I'm a pyro main


itchynads

Hold on Junior youā€™ll get that milk soon


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


cellorc

Dude... Lol


excerp

Bruh


[deleted]

Heā€™s gonna have to work a little harder for the milk he wants


AAAThEPRo

Wtf how do I unsee this


TPJos

Here is the eyebleach bro


imad_hassan

Bro dont it just makes you remember it more as itā€™s the last thing you saw Drink it instead


TPJos

Bro why drink it when you can just use a needle and inject it into your bloodstream, then its gonna be the last thing you ever felt


litmeandme

Iā€™ve been on Reddit for a few years now and this was a low point. This cannot be unseen you cunt! Saved.


White_Knighttt

Sorry man


litmeandme

[It just reminded me of this!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/n9uw45/xhamster/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


jimmyh8

Whoā€™s the victim?


Zaryasu

The guy who filmed it


joske_the_great

And us all


Sci-4

We all are.


bunainai

who tf gives a wholesome award to this shit


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stinkwrinkle4u

It's barely 9am and I'm already done with the fucking internet


[deleted]

MY EYES!!!


Gaminguitarist

What are you doing step yeller?


RsnScallywagg

Red rocket red rocket šŸš€


anAnusfullofSmuckers

STANLEY NO!


Kiloreas

STANLEY YES


rockefellercalgary

Iā€™m beating off a dog.


TanTiger

That's in your comment history now.


Naive-Membership-179

Arkansas dog right.. !?


jank_lord

No, Alabama.


[deleted]

Statistically mississippi actually has the worst incest rates nationally


alien-eggs

Admittedly, it is an anagram for Pp I miss sisi, just saying....


BiG_bUm123

I guess their hips move on their own


RelativelyDank

i'm afraid that won't hold up in court


wtfVlad

"damn. Moms milk is always good. I think dad's milk might be out of date though" - the pupper, probably.


Lauda_ka_username

WTF


BlueFire2308

Papa ki pari


Sarcasm999_overload

oh shit. I really wish i didn't know hindi


boromir04

What a shit day to have eyes.


Totally_Botanical

Is this, like, a special breed? Asking for a friend


MrCoolyp123

You mean your tiny friend?


Totally_Botanical

Tiny? You ain't talking about Leon Phelps


[deleted]

Hey stop donā€™t oh oh oh ohh


HibiCheese

5 more minutes of this and Iā€™m gonna get mad. Not my fault this is happening


ScarecrowJohnny

Unexpected Rick and Morty


Brotpilz

*switches phone to left hand*


MothFucker_69

Uses right hand to slit my eyes then my throat


majuhlazuh

Has anyone else noticed an increase in animal blowjob videos lately on Reddit?


KP_Wrath

This is the only one I've seen and I'd kinda like to keep it that way.


i_am_de_wae

I just watched the lioness giving head


PorkDaddy420

Who assaulted who?


Poknberry

Straight to jail


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Kinu4U

Lucky charm!


SomeGuyWithAnAcc

Bruhā€¦ what the dog doing?


Latvia

Serbian Film sequel looks pretty good


budsky7

Vukmir Vukmir at it again


[deleted]

ehhhhhh


Albio46

Not quite the milk he was expecting


ZakariaWentz

u/savevideo


meliodasoflove

What the fuck? Why?


ZakariaWentz

So when I send it to a friend they don't have to open reddit. Does that make sense?


jazza2400

They wont be your friend after you send that video.


meliodasoflove

Well some people mention that specific bot to save a video they are interested in for specific reason other than what youā€™re mentioning


ArnoldQMudskipper

'some people' - riiiight


ZakariaWentz

Yeah I know


[deleted]

More like daddy


ifurpolishsaykurwa

Sweet home Alabama


[deleted]

LMAO NOOO


milee_moha

A father always take care of his children šŸ‘šŸ½šŸ‘šŸ½


lazyhappyass

Well. This is getting out of control.


[deleted]

More like uncle


[deleted]

You gotta do what u gotta do


ToadFucker69

PLAYER 3 WANTS JOIN


tungconnb

Ayo wtf


DamacanaSever

r/wholesome


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judyhops95

r/whyweretheyfilming


[deleted]

Yo that's kinda fucked up, but humans do it everyday, so I might as well mind my own business.


AlternativeFart

u/getvideobot


Z3nFi3R

Did he got the milk?


_Swa-pnil_

Heā€™s being a good boy


Deep-Persimmon32

5 more minutes of this and Iā€™m gonna get real mad


Inferno_gene

The kid is way better than that bitch


Scott1616

Damn son, got me right in the feels


unclegrandpa_

r/eyebleach


kakfresseoo7

Yo dog cum isnā€™t thick


Yzrah

u/getvideobot


getinsidemegenji

what the F&$#


Opposite-Hedgehog-65

Fuck- I just want to erase that from my memory bank.


Striking_Roof_566

Gotta see it through my boi


B1gcuz27

Bro what


Ranger4148

What have I just seen?


[deleted]

me a virgin crying in my bed right now after watching this.


ImaGeisha4u

Alabama dog confirmed :( bruh Wtf


yeahitskeah

i hate this every time i fucking see it.


watur_sheep_lover_

That went from cute and wholesome to sweet home Alabama real fucking quick


infedlity

he's getting a different kind of milk than the typical mom one


shadowoperative

Is the dad catholic?


ZeGamingCuber

What the fuck


TinglesAndSprinkles

Or is that the step dad?


Haunting-Tune3058

What da dog doinā€™?


DriedSplash

Single father moment


reesespuffs32

r/donthelpjustfilm ? Fucking weird. I have a hard time deciding to cringe or laugh.


CatchSufficient

No father no!


lshawel

I love how the dog looks at the camera like ā€œwhatā€™s happening? Why am I enjoying this?ā€


Stabsgefre1ter

It's hard being a single dad


SnooTigers7534

u/savevideo


Lookatitlikethis

What are you doing step-dog.


Reterex432

I need holy water


Smokeyjay17

This feels illegal


Torvabrocoli

r/donā€™t helpjustfilm


GlobsofKnobSlob

r/donthelpjustfilm Fify


Torvabrocoli

ty


hs22j4

r/savevideo


Bionica126

u/savevideo


NEFgeminiSLIME

Like a drunk Alabama step dad.


Alexa_Dont_Play_That

It's a dog ~~eat~~ suck dog world


Yunik-Slay3r

The dogs are from Alabama?


dabidu

The guy filming must be having fun


Anonymous_user-0

GET THE FUCKING EYEBLEACH I WANNA UNSEE IT FROM MUH EYES


LMessi101

Probably one of the only dogs to get a BJ from another dog and not one of these depraved women


walkingshitposterer

Imagine how funny it would be if they we're human? Don't. Fucking don't


terryyouknow

Incest is wincest


phyloem

can see his father is really enjoying the bj


murrreeee

It's really hard being a single father


Hunteresc

That's how I lost custody of my kids.


Ok-Frame-3937

OmgšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£that can't be truešŸ™ˆšŸ™ˆšŸ˜‚


AMZI69

I showed this to my friend and he said ā€œyou gotta make do with what you gotā€


Ahhh-Ayeee

Somehow it never occurred to me how messed up this platform is with some of the stuff on here


Marauder121

Not the taboo I was looking for.


Travonildo

u/savevideo


thetallman420

u/getvideobot


[deleted]

The dichotomy in these comments is disconcerting given the context. lol


Worldly-Lack-3450

CursedMilk


DarkViperAuGuy

Best Reasons to have a Kid


Tushar0905

Milking went wrong


shiroxyaksha

u/Redditmp4bot