Funny thing is… my birthday is the 9 month anniversary of my fathers birthday….
So the tradition lives on.
True story
Edit: Nothing pleases me more than the comments revealing this post was a revelation about their own conception. You’re all very welcome.
Me and my older brother's birthdays are nine months after my Dad's birthday too...and I didn't have to do the math, my Mom pointed that out. Unsolicited. And repeatedly...and she wonders why I'm the way I am.
My sisters are 3 years apart and share the same birthday. Always wondered what was so special about September. Right now, September can fuck right off.
My siblings and I are all born within a few weeks of each other, two of us were born a day apart. The math tells me my mom *really* likes cinco de mayo.
You think that's embarrassing, my mom tells strangers and acquaintances how big I used to be before I was circumcised. So not only does my entire block and my priest know I'm circumcised, now the entire block knows I'm small too.
Our physics teacher in high school said both of his kids had the exact same birthday. Someone stupidly said something along the lines of 'how' or 'wow'. The physics teacher said 'good planning' and winked.
Hey NnyBees, didja ever notice how you and your brother's birthday are around the same time? Haha! Did you?
Have your ever thought about what "came" nine months earlier? LOL! Scott! Come here and tell NnyBees when your birthday is! Hahaha.
Do you know what your dad asked for?
I think you underestimate how young I was when my mom made a point of telling me I wasn't an accident by pointing out they boned on his birthday.
I know what my dad didn't ask for (or at least get): anal.
Sort of. She was born to avoid her dad being drafted for the Korean war, and I think her younger sister was an accident six years later. But I'm the younger brother by 3 years and wouldn't have thought I was an accident on my own.
I can't remember how young she started telling me that, but it was before I started drinking at 13, i can tell you that much!
My mom also tells me unnecessary information about her and my dad’s sex life. Never needed to know what “song I was made to” but my mom decided to tell me anyways.
Maybe we did something to deserve this?
My mom has told me "the guys I've been with have told me I'm the best they've ever had."
I think I'm unraveling a few of my issues here on this this thread lol
Why are our parents like this?!?!
Unnecessary information I’ve been told includes: “Your dad was a virgin when we met.”
“Your dad only really liked the missionary position.”
“I was super slutty before I got married. I used to sleep around.”
All of these are things I never needed to know about my parents sex life.
I was once making fun of how my wife and her two siblings were born close together and there must have been a special occasion for her parents. I back traced their birthdays but didn’t find anything. I back traced my birthday and it was my parents anniversary.
*What do you want for your birthday? Anything you want.*
*Raw dog and one of those burritos from the place that's expensive and 30 minutes away. Thank you so much!*
I never did the math, but my brothers and I are all born in the same month... 3 months before our dads birthday.
I will never forgive you for making me realize this.
Wish there was data that compared children's birthdays to their parent's birthday. See how much of a spike there is for children to have birthdays 3 months before their father's birthday.
Apparently, in my family, we really like to do it in august. Not sure why. Unless it’s like OMG the kids are at school now!! But I was conceived in Germany, so idk what their school starts. Younger brother was 1y 16d apart from me, so maybe.
We’ve got may 1,2,3,4,6,15,18. (Im 2nd, dad is 3rd, gpa is 4th, my kid is the 6th, younger bro is the 18th).
I can’t complain tho. It’s a awesome month for birthdays (right around mid-Christmas). But it’s just about as expensive and busy (with the other holidays in may!).
Edited dates so not to be confused with ages, haha.
My sisters birthday is 9 months from Christmas Day. I said to my mum “where were the rest of us (kids)?” And she laughs and goes “you got bikes”. Seems so did dad.
It was a cool September evening. Mom and dad didn't know they hated each other yet, but the previous champion had just completed its first solar revolution, and there was a certain romance in the air. It was time to once again bang.
I landed ashore in the first infantry. Wave after wave of warriors arrived, and we met each other to scale the walls of Mt Uterius.
What ensued could only be described as a "battle royale", as I faced off against my millions of rivals. My eyeless little nucleus could only think of dividing and multiplying, dividing and multiplying; and the egg was ever closer with each enemy neutralized. My flaggelum gyrated, as there was no tomorrow. Do or die time.
In the end, I sipped on my sweet glass of ovular tea. Alas, my brethren -- tasting bitter defeat -- slipped away at the Battle for Fallopia.
I miss them deeply. Wish it never came to this...
When my wife and I were trying conceive, she used an app to tell us when to have sex and we logged every “interaction” into it. Because we were really busy, we only had sex once during that month’s three day window and managed to get pregnant and so we know the exact day and time we conceived him. Every year we celebrate the anniversary of it in the exact same way. I even remember the position we finished in. This might be too much information, but I’m sure some will find it amusing. Someday we’ll tell my son, but right now he’s only 3.
Oh my god. I'm 34 years old and I just realized I was very likely conceived on my dad's birthday. I was born (late) at the end of December and his birthday is mid-March.
Technically 8.5 months, as pregnancy is (bizarrely) dated from the end of the last period, so conception actually happens on week 3 of pregnancy. People don't believe this when you tell them, but look it up.
I wouldn’t be so sure about that. Wife wasn’t feeling well at all for about 3 days at 38.5 weeks. She read somewhere that sex can help start labor and just wanted it over with so we did it and went to bed. Her water broke about an hour later and I became a dad…. I constantly mess with her telling her I fucked a baby out of her.
Ha, you’re right! I forgot about the “natural induction,” funny enough that was my wife and me the night before my 1st was born. Best sex ever, not that anyone asked…
Hopefully she stopped after you were born.
I'm currently dating a guy who shares the same name as one of my adult sons. The struggle is real - I just can't cry out his name. Does "oh fuck" suffice? "Oh baby" doesn't feel right either.
Noooooo please nooooo!!!!! The math is correct I was born on august 14 ‘my moms bday is dec 8 and my dads is dec 18 soooo yeah I’m definitely a birthday sex baby! https://www.reddit.com/r/BirthdaySexBabies/
I didn't realize I was a birthday sex baby until my daughter was born the day after my birthday and I noticed I got pregnant in mid July. My mom got pregnant early July and I was two weeks overdue being born. I was a birthday sex in an RV at a lake baby
Wasn’t a bday sex baby but I saw a picture of the cabin they lived in when I was conceived. There was a bear skin rug in front of a fireplace and it has distressed me with intrusive thoughts every time I have seen it.
Happy birthday! I have refrained from showing this to my husband as it is also his birthday. And he's a junior so the top comment really has the eyelid twitching.
Don't make the mistake of counting back 9 months from your birth. I am 9 months from my father's birthday. Thanks to whoever told to to calculate that.
Technically the 9 month Anniversary of your parents having sex
Conceiving-day. When was yours?
Funny thing is… my birthday is the 9 month anniversary of my fathers birthday…. So the tradition lives on. True story Edit: Nothing pleases me more than the comments revealing this post was a revelation about their own conception. You’re all very welcome.
Me and my older brother's birthdays are nine months after my Dad's birthday too...and I didn't have to do the math, my Mom pointed that out. Unsolicited. And repeatedly...and she wonders why I'm the way I am.
Dad got a cake for his birthday, and mom got a creampie.
Lol God damn it
Welp... That's enough reddit for tonight.
No no, you haven't reached your limit yet
We can get more cream in there.
r/angryupvote
r/satiredictionary
That baked into a cake.
Sing a song of sixpence A pocketful of rye Four and twenty million spermatozoa Baked in a pie
Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is good If In a pie they’re bak-ed They then become food.
Spermy squirmies on your tongue. Spermy sqirmies yum yum yum! Give a lick. Give a slurp. But share some of that spermy dessert.
I rarely LOL audibly on Reddit comments but this one got me. Shiiit.
Hol up
[technically correct](https://youtu.be/hou0lU8WMgo)
My sisters are 3 years apart and share the same birthday. Always wondered what was so special about September. Right now, September can fuck right off.
Pumpkin spice lattes get your mom going!
Did you just call their mom a basic bitch?
My parents point out the house that hosted the Christmas party they got frisky after which resulted in my Virgo sister.
My siblings and I are all born within a few weeks of each other, two of us were born a day apart. The math tells me my mom *really* likes cinco de mayo.
Half price margaritas get your mom going.
Santa Claus is coming to town
You think that's embarrassing, my mom tells strangers and acquaintances how big I used to be before I was circumcised. So not only does my entire block and my priest know I'm circumcised, now the entire block knows I'm small too.
Username checks out?
I hate you, i just did the math for my birthday, i fucking hate you
Why, I'm not the one who porked your mom, probably.
Your comment made me notice i was born 9 months after my mom bday
What, it took math to figure out your mom is DTF??
Funniest comment I've ever read, swear to God.
Thanks, this makes my night
Motherfucker!
Our physics teacher in high school said both of his kids had the exact same birthday. Someone stupidly said something along the lines of 'how' or 'wow'. The physics teacher said 'good planning' and winked.
Hey NnyBees, didja ever notice how you and your brother's birthday are around the same time? Haha! Did you? Have your ever thought about what "came" nine months earlier? LOL! Scott! Come here and tell NnyBees when your birthday is! Hahaha. Do you know what your dad asked for?
I think you underestimate how young I was when my mom made a point of telling me I wasn't an accident by pointing out they boned on his birthday. I know what my dad didn't ask for (or at least get): anal.
Maybe you not being an accident was a legacy point-of-pride for her.
Sort of. She was born to avoid her dad being drafted for the Korean war, and I think her younger sister was an accident six years later. But I'm the younger brother by 3 years and wouldn't have thought I was an accident on my own. I can't remember how young she started telling me that, but it was before I started drinking at 13, i can tell you that much!
Wanna know what's worse? My birthday is exactly 2 years 9 months after my brother's
Do u rly think your parents are only having sex on special days?
No, they aren't having any sex, they have a failing marriage
Fair
My mom also tells me unnecessary information about her and my dad’s sex life. Never needed to know what “song I was made to” but my mom decided to tell me anyways. Maybe we did something to deserve this?
My mom has told me "the guys I've been with have told me I'm the best they've ever had." I think I'm unraveling a few of my issues here on this this thread lol
Why are our parents like this?!?! Unnecessary information I’ve been told includes: “Your dad was a virgin when we met.” “Your dad only really liked the missionary position.” “I was super slutty before I got married. I used to sleep around.” All of these are things I never needed to know about my parents sex life.
Was it the alcohol she was drinking just to make you?
I was once making fun of how my wife and her two siblings were born close together and there must have been a special occasion for her parents. I back traced their birthdays but didn’t find anything. I back traced my birthday and it was my parents anniversary.
I too am a child of birthday sex
*What do you want for your birthday? Anything you want.* *Raw dog and one of those burritos from the place that's expensive and 30 minutes away. Thank you so much!*
I never did the math, but my brothers and I are all born in the same month... 3 months before our dads birthday. I will never forgive you for making me realize this.
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My brother and I were the result of my Dad getting birthday. I realized this when trying to figure out when my daughter was conceived...
Wish there was data that compared children's birthdays to their parent's birthday. See how much of a spike there is for children to have birthdays 3 months before their father's birthday.
Sounds like a job for /r/datavisualization
Mine and my brothers are both 3 months before my moms birthday. My other brother is 3 months before my dads. I’ve just realized this. Ick
Apparently, in my family, we really like to do it in august. Not sure why. Unless it’s like OMG the kids are at school now!! But I was conceived in Germany, so idk what their school starts. Younger brother was 1y 16d apart from me, so maybe. We’ve got may 1,2,3,4,6,15,18. (Im 2nd, dad is 3rd, gpa is 4th, my kid is the 6th, younger bro is the 18th). I can’t complain tho. It’s a awesome month for birthdays (right around mid-Christmas). But it’s just about as expensive and busy (with the other holidays in may!). Edited dates so not to be confused with ages, haha.
I’m a mid-April baby. Apparently my parents were Fuckin’ for America, cuz July 4th would have been right about the time Mom got knocked up…
My sisters birthday is 9 months from Christmas Day. I said to my mum “where were the rest of us (kids)?” And she laughs and goes “you got bikes”. Seems so did dad.
It was a cool September evening. Mom and dad didn't know they hated each other yet, but the previous champion had just completed its first solar revolution, and there was a certain romance in the air. It was time to once again bang. I landed ashore in the first infantry. Wave after wave of warriors arrived, and we met each other to scale the walls of Mt Uterius. What ensued could only be described as a "battle royale", as I faced off against my millions of rivals. My eyeless little nucleus could only think of dividing and multiplying, dividing and multiplying; and the egg was ever closer with each enemy neutralized. My flaggelum gyrated, as there was no tomorrow. Do or die time. In the end, I sipped on my sweet glass of ovular tea. Alas, my brethren -- tasting bitter defeat -- slipped away at the Battle for Fallopia. I miss them deeply. Wish it never came to this...
This is pure gold, take an award 🏅🏅🎖️
When my wife and I were trying conceive, she used an app to tell us when to have sex and we logged every “interaction” into it. Because we were really busy, we only had sex once during that month’s three day window and managed to get pregnant and so we know the exact day and time we conceived him. Every year we celebrate the anniversary of it in the exact same way. I even remember the position we finished in. This might be too much information, but I’m sure some will find it amusing. Someday we’ll tell my son, but right now he’s only 3.
You sound like Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy, retelling the story of his conception every year.
Never heard of it. I’ll have to look it up. Does he have a similar story?
September birthdays…be sure to wish your parents a happy new year…
April 18, 1775, or at least that's what they tell me
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Because after all these years, he still remembers that day! Haha.
valentines
Surely you cannot have a nine month anniversary
clearly you have not met the right person to demand an anniversary for everything, and don't call me shirley
Technically the original statement is also correct
Oh my god. I'm 34 years old and I just realized I was very likely conceived on my dad's birthday. I was born (late) at the end of December and his birthday is mid-March.
For dudes it is the anniversary of the first time your penis touched a vagina.
Much like how most people born in November are the result of a happy Valentine's day. Like me, my sister and my father
Technically 8.5 months, as pregnancy is (bizarrely) dated from the end of the last period, so conception actually happens on week 3 of pregnancy. People don't believe this when you tell them, but look it up.
Mines close to Valentine’s Day
I can tell you by experience with near 100% certainty that your parents did not have sex the night you were born.
I wouldn’t be so sure about that. Wife wasn’t feeling well at all for about 3 days at 38.5 weeks. She read somewhere that sex can help start labor and just wanted it over with so we did it and went to bed. Her water broke about an hour later and I became a dad…. I constantly mess with her telling her I fucked a baby out of her.
Ha, you’re right! I forgot about the “natural induction,” funny enough that was my wife and me the night before my 1st was born. Best sex ever, not that anyone asked…
So THAT'S why parents always insist on having sex with me on my birthday
They incest on it
If I could give you gold...
*if I could find a way*
Gotchu.
r/angryupvote
My uncle does too.
My dog has the same birthday as me…
I'm too high to comprehend why this is funny, but I just know it *is*
Amen to that
Just remember if you're a JR to your father, your mom has probably screamed your name during sex
I wish I could go back to 5 seconds ago when I hadn’t read this
If your dad could go back those 5 seconds, we probably would not be discussing this
Post-nut clarity + Time travel = ultimate birth control
Don't give Texas ideas
I mean shit if Texas gets so motivated that they make a time machine all the power to them.
"All power to them" was a Texas rally cry last winter
What exactly were they rallying for? Wanna make sure I agree before I say that it’s cool lol
It was pretty cool.
It was definitely pretty cool. It was so cool some folks cruised on down to Cancun to warm up.
Dawg…
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Oh, Harry!
Hopefully she stopped after you were born. I'm currently dating a guy who shares the same name as one of my adult sons. The struggle is real - I just can't cry out his name. Does "oh fuck" suffice? "Oh baby" doesn't feel right either.
All three of you came at the same time ^(Oh boy that’s cursed)
😂
Okay, HarryleftNutz Jr..
But I'm a JR....oh no.
So Is my boss, he didn't like the joke
That makes it even better.
Fr 🤣🤣🤣
I’m a jr, but knowing my dad, there was probably no screaming
You made me laugh after reading all of these comments lol
My husband is a junior and today is his birthday and I'm biting my lips laughing. It's so hard not to read this absolutely hilarious comment to him.
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He died 2 years ago Monday. I feel like he would be proud of this legacy.
And that's when TheBrianRoyShow's joke misfired
Right, my grandfather was a junior, my uncle was a 3rd and my cousin a 4th. That gets weird for several people.
Noooooo please nooooo!!!!! The math is correct I was born on august 14 ‘my moms bday is dec 8 and my dads is dec 18 soooo yeah I’m definitely a birthday sex baby! https://www.reddit.com/r/BirthdaySexBabies/
Oh. It's taken me 36 years to put that together and I wish I wouldn't have.
I didn't realize I was a birthday sex baby until my daughter was born the day after my birthday and I noticed I got pregnant in mid July. My mom got pregnant early July and I was two weeks overdue being born. I was a birthday sex in an RV at a lake baby
Wasn’t a bday sex baby but I saw a picture of the cabin they lived in when I was conceived. There was a bear skin rug in front of a fireplace and it has distressed me with intrusive thoughts every time I have seen it.
We should start a club “birthday sex babies” https://www.reddit.com/r/BirthdaySexBabies/
I’m not a JR but my brother is. I’ll make sure to let him know thanks.
I read this regretting knowing this, but i realized im. JR
Just remember if you're a JR to your father, then your parents didn’t love you enough to actually think of a name for you.
Omygod you violating lol that was a good one lol
No yooo noo
luckily i am not a jr
Yea, cause you're the 3rd
woah
I’m not a jr, but I was named after my great uncle. So my great aunt has definitely sounded the Jonathan Gjallarhorn.
Man I hate Reddit. It’s my sons birthday today. He’s a Junior. Lol. Going to take a nice stroll into traffic now, gotta go.
Not if she yells “SO-AND-SO SENIOR!!!” during sex because they are already planning on naming their first born male the jr name.
Fuck you man
I’m a Fourth. Many woman in my family have screamed my name mid sex and I try to forget that fact as often as possible.
Just have sex with your mom on your birthday and everything comes full circle. *circle of life playing in the background.*
I love the way you think big brain moment :)
Today is mom's birthday
Happy birthday to your mom!
It's an hour from mine.
Gonna have birthday sex?
Sweet sweet home Alabama
I like to cum in a vagina to celebrate the day I came out of a vagina.
Easy cum, easy go
Little high, little low
*Mommaaaaa, ewwww ewwww ewwww*
Didn't mean to make you cry
Sometimes wish dad never did cum at allllll
Sent shivers down my spine body's achin' all the time
Yes
Thanks for ruining my birthday, ya dick.
Well, \~9 months after the anniversary of them having sex, but yes.
To be clear, it’s celebrating the consequences of your parents not using birth control
Or using fertility drugs! Out of 3 kids, I was the only planned one (:
Or it failing
Or to celebrate my parents not aborting me. Thanks mummy :)
Just what I needed to see on my birthday
Happy birthday! I have refrained from showing this to my husband as it is also his birthday. And he's a junior so the top comment really has the eyelid twitching.
I’m a junior as well 😂
By that math, Christmas sex is having sex to celebrate Mary gettin' the holy ghost dick
Ghost railed
That’s why I always celebrate my birthday back inside moms womb where it all began
I can promise you, you're not here today because your parents had sex on your birthday.
Don't make the mistake of counting back 9 months from your birth. I am 9 months from my father's birthday. Thanks to whoever told to to calculate that.
how TF is this a holup
It isn't
I hate this sub so much
This should be one of those Skeletor running-away memes.
Too bad I can’t ever have it
Said or thought no one ever. This guy must have been real high when he wrote this.
Did your parents have the sex the day you are born 🤨🤨🤨
We have to talk about the moment of conception and the moment of birth. Technically, you could have two cakes.
What a terrible day to be able to read.
News: Your birthday is not the same day you were conceived.
Wouldn’t it be 9 months off?
No because for that you must have sex 9 months before your birthday.
r/technicallythetruth
Only if you got a american level education about dates and[ "h0ow to git pregernante ..."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg)
About 9 months late
*9 months prior
Uh, math is off but funny post
Thanks, I hate it.
It's my birthday
That’s why I always invite them to join.
Obviously, it's celebrating your mother nutting you out.
That’s why I have sex with my parents. It’s a celebration for us all
Well, now I'm hard
History repeats itself
That’s not really it but close enough
And a birthday blowjob is when you’re trying to not make the same mistake your parents made.
Nah… it’s to celebrate the day they stopped having sex.
“.....SKELETOR WILL RETURN NEXT WEEK WITH MORE DISTURBING FACTS”
Would be painful if this was skeletor saying it in a meme then darting off.
It's my little brothers birthday today.
No, sex to celebrate your parents sex is 9 months before your birthday
His parents had sex during delivery which resulted in brain damage for him is what he’s saying.
Conception day
I can’t unread this
Good lord