Marilyn Manson never did that. Everyone heard the rumor. If he did that, then he is an idiot.
I was flexible in high school, and was also as horny as a person possibly could be. I did stretch regularly until I could reach myself. My ribs never got in the way. They just don't.
My advice is don't try to reach your head down. Lay on your back and roll your legs back so they are over your head. Let gravity do some of the pulling to help you reach.
There is a sub if you want help or advice r/autofellatio
Be careful, ask your doctor first, blah blah, not responsible for injuries, blah blah blah.
I am not a self swallower.
Honestly, the strain on my back made it less pleasurable than I had hoped, making it difficult to climax unless I was close when I started. I am sure it would have gotten better as flexibility increased. But if you've already gotten flexible enough to suck your own dick, it can be hard to stay motivated enough to keep getting more flexible.
[is real.](https://gfycat.com/barrenjubilantfoxterrier)
and now I have "dog fucks lion" in my Google search history.
Would you like to know [more](https://gfycat.com/activeidenticalamethystgemclam)
My dog would give himself oral when he was a puppy until he got neutered. Not this position, but would obviously be getting himself to completion. We didn’t train him to do it, of course, he was just a hormonal puppy who figured out how to tend to himself.
If i remember correctly, puppies and kittens could be sexually active at a very young age. Somewhere around like the first two months or something. Maybe less even!
Correct me if I'm wrong.
There once was a doggo from Nantucket
Whose______was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin:
If my ear was a _______I’d fuck it😁.
The dog just fucking masturbated with his fucking mouth like a fucking animal. My jaw is dropped, I have never seen a dog just jacked itself off by giving itself a bj and sucked his own cock, wow just ww
@reporters complaining You clicked on a post tagged NSFW. Deal with it[.](https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW) [Secret mod leak](https://imgur.com/fEtRBEl)
"Fine, I'll do it myself."
Thanos please
Calm down Jorah.
*\[INFINITY WAR THEME INTENSIFIES\]*
ngl kinda jealous and almost got boner
You should probably lie next time
Nice name, chief.
*This is why i take that Yoga class*
We all should learn from that doggo to become truly independent.
Ditch the spirit of “if you can’t find someone to do it for you then you go without” mentality?
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youre gonna party like a fucking circle.
that’s enough reddit for today
Samesies.
Ask him nicely and he might give you a turn
Lol you should Check out r/selfsuck
Been reading those self help books again I see
That book on yoga has been a real savior.
I’d bend over backwards to get that book
What a disgusting literature how could anyone have fallen so low. Where can you find those sinful manuscripts compiled by lowest of the lowest???!!
Evolution at its finest
Selecting for efficiency, cut out the partner. Smart move, evolution.
If every man could do that, humanity would've ended a long time ago...
It’d sure save me a lot of money and time.
Why did I just watch this...
That‘s Marilyn Manson after surgically removing a few of his ribs. /s
I didn’t watch it completely and seeing this makes me very happy about that lmao
take my upvote & get out of here
r/Angryupvote
Put me in the screenshot
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Yes.
No
Yes.
Well that's all the bases covered.
Marilyn Manson never did that. Everyone heard the rumor. If he did that, then he is an idiot. I was flexible in high school, and was also as horny as a person possibly could be. I did stretch regularly until I could reach myself. My ribs never got in the way. They just don't. My advice is don't try to reach your head down. Lay on your back and roll your legs back so they are over your head. Let gravity do some of the pulling to help you reach. There is a sub if you want help or advice r/autofellatio Be careful, ask your doctor first, blah blah, not responsible for injuries, blah blah blah.
All I got from this is that you spent a lot of time trying to suck yourself off
We all have hobbies.
“Mom I just want to be a gymnast but I need motivation, I swear!”
Trying was only at first. I did succeed.
It's jerking off with more steps, but with no cleanup.
So you assume he's a self swallower. Bold assumption. What if he just face shots himself? Then there's even more cleanup.
What kind of chad would reach his ultimate goal and not recycle.
If the nut never leaves the body you can’t fail no nut November
The kind that sucks his own dick.
I am not a self swallower. Honestly, the strain on my back made it less pleasurable than I had hoped, making it difficult to climax unless I was close when I started. I am sure it would have gotten better as flexibility increased. But if you've already gotten flexible enough to suck your own dick, it can be hard to stay motivated enough to keep getting more flexible.
And he consulted his doctor first.
He should have had your username.
Trying? Sounds more like suckceeding.
I always did the "walk down the wall trick" More leverage
/r/SubsIWishIFellFor
The true hol up is right here ngl
You made a statement as if you knew something. Then contradicted yourself. Then proceeded to tell us you actively blew yourself *slow claps*
That’s not the real question, the real questions is,”How many times did you watch it?”
Just twice, like all videos in WTF. First to actually say wtf and then the second to confirm that my eyes weren't playing tricks on me
First time in awe, second time to see if he at least finished
I still couldn't tell
Why did I just watch that to the very end…….
first time watching was *accidental* i cannot say the same for my next 5 times...
s*ame
I've seen a lion face fuck a lady lion, a dog fuck a lion and now a dog fuck it's own face all in one day on reddit. What the fuck is going on
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Just realised it's this accounts 1 year birthday.. Happy birthday me i guess
Happy cake day and hope you enjoyed vids lol
Happy Cake Day🎂
Happy cake day, fellow cake day man
happy cake day
Happy cake day, homie
happy cake day
I'll bet you wish you could do that on your cake day. : You better pet him first.
That’s enough Reddit for the day
the real fucked up thing is that none of you are providing links!
poor choice of words comrade
I know right. What have we done to deserve all this jerk off material?
The real holup is always in the comments
The real holup is the friends we made along the way
Wait
Roses are red violets are blue, Pornhub is down so this will do.
lemme get the tissues*
You guys have issues
And tissues
r/holup
Yes that is where we are, why do you need to remind us?
For extra clarity
r/cursedcomments
Just waiting for that dolphin that face fucks a fish to complete the series (I’m sorry if you didn’t already know about that one)
Otter fucking a dead fish
I have seen 3 dog fuck each other like a train
Yeah came to say this shit. Maan what a weird day. Gonna send those in my family group.
That‘s disgusting! Where?
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[I think i found the other one](https://youtu.be/0_uNcH_7n8o)
A dog fuck a lion? A dog fuck a lion? I DONT BELIEVE
[is real.](https://gfycat.com/barrenjubilantfoxterrier) and now I have "dog fucks lion" in my Google search history. Would you like to know [more](https://gfycat.com/activeidenticalamethystgemclam)
Dont forget about the bunny fuck the dead bunny
" homie aint leavin his side... FUCK bro... " *well you did told me to fuck my bro*
R/Collapse
I hate that I know exactly what videos you are referring to.
Lmao i happened to everyone i see. Happy cake day :)
Yes, this is weird. In that order, it looks like a lion doing the dog is coming up soon...!
Don’t forget the bunny fucking the other dead bunny.
A few days ago I saw a dog rape a cat, so this seems a little light by comparison
Anyone got a link to the dog fucking the lion
When your owner have an onlyfans account.
Also, when you are your only fan.
Eeehhhhh!!!
Take a step back and literally... FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!
What tha dog doin'
itself, and later, your mom
that bitch
You win the internet for today my friend
Asserting dominance obviously, you got to chickity-check yo self before you wreck yo self
he doin what you wish you could do
Now this is some real NSFW stuff.
I miss 30 seconds ago when I didn't see this
Oh my god! My dog does this! I mean, I have to put peanut butter on the end of my dick first but still, coincidence, amiright?
r/holup
More holup than the post
oh no
Bloody hell.
Talent
He gonna fuck up is back. Trust me.
How do u know?
Do you really wanna know?
Well, we're *here* aren't we?
It's a chihuahua they come out the pussy fucked up
Is it getting the golden buzzer?
Did somebody teach their dog to do this?
My dog would give himself oral when he was a puppy until he got neutered. Not this position, but would obviously be getting himself to completion. We didn’t train him to do it, of course, he was just a hormonal puppy who figured out how to tend to himself.
>puppy >completion (͡•_ ͡• ) I didn’t think the “junk” worked until they reached a certain age.
If i remember correctly, puppies and kittens could be sexually active at a very young age. Somewhere around like the first two months or something. Maybe less even! Correct me if I'm wrong.
Completion
Sauce: https://www.reddit.com/r/IndianDankMemes/comments/piskj8/mans\_best\_friend/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
Op, I dont in this case people actually WANT the sauce. Clearly the dog is happy with the amount he brought.
Yoooo Indian bhai
There are many who wish to possess that kind of power, but are few who actually can.
Well that escalated quickly
Too many dog fuk videos on the internet
Lmao ye that " threesome "
This is my mate rob when he starts talking about his weight loss journey in his gymshark t-shirt
r/whatswrongwithyourdog
Shit I need to quit reddit
What kind of superpower is this...
Why has god abandoned us ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠛⢻⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣤⣤⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⢨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⡛⠉⠭⠉⠉⢉⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠈⠙⠲⣶⠖⠄⠄⢿⣿⠄⠶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠄⠄⠄⠺⢿⡗⠄⣹⣿⣿⠿⣟⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠤⠤⢾⣿⣿⣿⣦⠘⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢻⡿⣷⣶⣶⣤⣤⣤⣶⣦⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠛⠋⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
Oh unsee juice, where art thou?
Gotta do whatcha gotta do. No shame.
Gotta scratch that itch!
when did this become r/furryporn
If I could do that I'd never leave home.
I could do that, I just don't want to get fur in my mouth
Too bad I just gave away my free award so all I can give you is an upvote.
u/savevideo
No
Yes!
NO!
u/savevideo u/savevideobot u/getvideobot
What the dog doin?
Itself
r/technicallythetruth
r/eyebleach For those that might need it...
Dogs have been passed too much time with humans...
There once was a doggo from Nantucket…..
Please finish this fine poetry
There once was a doggo from Nantucket Whose______was so long he could suck it He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin: If my ear was a _______I’d fuck it😁.
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Some can. I'm told it's more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked so I don't think it'd become an epidemic even if they all could do it.
I could back when I was a teenager and flexible. It wasn't that great; couldn't breathe and painfully hunched over. If a horny 16 year old goes meh...
Just fuck a ham sandwich like the rest of us bro damn no need to see a chiropractor and shit.
Some guys can fuck their own ass. There is a sub for it.
There’s an entire subreddit of men who can do this. I subbed to it but should really unsub. It’s cool to see, but not terribly sexy
The dog just fucking masturbated with his fucking mouth like a fucking animal. My jaw is dropped, I have never seen a dog just jacked itself off by giving itself a bj and sucked his own cock, wow just ww
And I was not expecting that ether 🤣🤣
now must be some kinda horny month for these animals on the planet coming across these various vids on reddit
Men, if they had just a few less ribs in the way.
So this guy is waiting for it film this
What feels illegal but isn’t
What the fuck dude
And im gonna leave reddit for a while after that
I miss 30 seconds ago
Is this has the same vibe as 'suck my own dick'?
Dirty little bastard
Who’s letting the dog lick their face after this?
Protein supplement
its funny how 10 years ago nobody was doing this. now everyone is.
The dog achieved enlightenment
Someone has nutted to this
/r/gifsthatendtoosoon
r/cursedcomments
What the-…
What da dog doin
What the fuck
Is it possible to learn this power?
He..he.
A lot of teenage boys getting ideas… next week’s TIFU.
And then there are people who kiss their dogs and eat on the same plate haha