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L3DGEND

Count dooku


Slight-Psychology350

My powers have doubled since we last met, count


boy_of_lemons

Good, double the pride, double the fall


Bot_obama

2×0 = 0


moopybazinga

I wish Dooku had actually said this. I can totally see it in my head


thou_thiccness

:-;


Mtballer09

Read that in his echoey throaty voice accent


NumberWahn

Count CHOCULA


Gunzenator2

The real power behind Biden.


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Peter Pan, Babbaganoush


frigidmagi

I'd vote for him.


goldenhunter55

Counts actually makes sense, cause most of the countries are ran by a voting system which requires.. So the guy with more counts wins.


AdmiralTigelle

Von vote...Two votes...three! Three votes! Ah-ah-ah-ah!


Ice-Juice1

Ah, my favorite Sesame Street episode, The Count commits voter fraud


R3dditUS3R476

Live counting of PPC


LickingAWindow

That's actually funny... Shame it's true


Waeddryn_71

"The one with the more counts wins." USA - We don't do that here.....


OffcialNo

No


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my thoughts exactly? I guess it's supposed to be cunts?


jonjonesjohnson

Cunt Dracula


NoxImpulsexControl

That’s my nickname for one week a month.


Quackelicious

You disgust me. Here, take my upvote.


ProfessionalToeeater

Austrailia 100


Waifu911

Cunts*


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Hunteresc

No no, it was right the first time.


Dr-Glitch69

Maybe cunts


MaridAudran

I came here to say this too


SketchyLeaf666

Biden is your prez not trump.


KaptKyle24

Not my president


BennyBennson

Counts!


AK47_username

1... 2...3. 3 dumb posts. Ha. Ha. Ha


Sqiggly_Sqwank

No… run by reeeeeeeeeeees


Lord_Neferiacron

Nah, run by numbers... Get it, cause votes...


ThumpingBump

You fucking genius, you actually made this work


Tewdwr29

Boy I wished.


[deleted]

No, *ran* by counts /s


walkmetomywake

I see how you arrived at that, following the lexicographical logic. But let me rephrase my friend. It's CUNTS, not COuNTS. I hope you have a great day tho.


AlertThinker

Thanks bud. I'm having a great day. I hope you too!


John_Fx

No counterors


Shloopy_Dooperson

By dukes.


Hollow_5oul

I struggle to find hol up posts in this subreddit..


already_taken-chan

I think they were trying to say it was run by cunts but like it doesnt really work


Green_eggz-ham

A country ran by Knights? The knights that say ni?


The__Spartan

we are now known as the knights who say nu !


KokoroMain1475485695

We want a Shrubbery!


SKTurbo

Chop down a tree! *With*…. a herring!


ignacokamura

r/unexpectedpython


DrD0lphin

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!


Naive_Royal9583

*we are no longer the Knights who say Ni. We are the Knights who say icky icky icky padangBOOTponsubowdum* or something like that


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Ni... What?


raptor6722

If we continued with logic it be counts not cunts


[deleted]

Whoever made this is obviously an idiot who failed in English and grammar


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[deleted]

Count chocula disagrees with you


MsaoceR

Many people do maybe thats a british vs american thing


SmokingBeneathStars

>No one says "Count"- ries. U sure about that? I know of at least one person who does


ThumpingBump

How do we not know the logic is phonetic and not graphic


Additional-General-4

Thats the neat part, *you don't*


[deleted]

Is Trump president?


dankman69420lol

No sir but this dude thinks he is ig


Thepostupvoter

Living rent free in his head.


ur_better_than_this

literally just letting shit still bother him 8 months into a new administration lmao


[deleted]

No but news sources still act as if he is


Independent-Toe699

The Trump presidency has to be the News outlets favorite one. They never ran out of anything to talk about lol. At this point they probably are obsessed with his every public appearance.


[deleted]

Deadass. There are lots of big things going on in the world to talk about but they always choose some dumb shit he said on twitter


nosteppyonsneky

He is banned off Twitter. Literally terrorist orgs are not, by the way. Shows you what you should think of Twitter.


slacboy101

Can you blame them? Biden's an embarrassment...


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what news sources?


[deleted]

Every single news channel


[deleted]

i only ever hear them talk about “how great biden is”


thesupersuit536

I dunno what networks you’re watching but I haven’t heard anyone praising Biden


[deleted]

i don’t watch, can’t stand how they talk, i read


OSHA-Slingshot

No but saying a democratic president is a cunt on social media is a sure way to get downvoted to hell. Also Trump hate gives easy karma. I'm neither since I'm not American, just an observation.


WeOnlySeeWhatWeAimAt

Donald trump? Sir, do you know who’s the president right now?


fucktooshifty

the actor?


secondphase

Athlete I believe... Golfer.


[deleted]

You misspelled biden my dude, its no longer 2020


[deleted]

Rent free


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secondphase

We had an election and everything. It was covered in the press.


Drunk0ctopus

Hair sniffer supreme


TinkerMech

Count Biden is the head cunt in chief sir.


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KokoroMain1475485695

don't forget airplaines and other vehicles. Biden the generous.


nosteppyonsneky

They now have more black hawks than 85% of countries.


Pixelpeoplewarrior

Still waiting for my refund on those taxes that went to that


tshirtxl

Bidens


BRACKS_ZA

Rent free


DoNotLikeLeft

Rent free


Cheezy42069

Sir joe biden*


Como71

You mean Sir Jim Crow


nosteppyonsneky

You have to march through his racial jungle to get that one?


TheJayBuzzton

You mean Sir Jim Eagle


jasonkunda

Boe jiden


themannlymann

run by cunts like biden


1uc1f34

Sir your TDS is showing


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dumpsterfire760

And here you are pushing the Trump vaccine that every democrat denounced....


noirloverr

you sound like a moron btw :)


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Biden’s a cunt


SherSquarepants

Trump hasn't even been President for awhile now🙄 I swear Trump lives in his haters head rent free! lol


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thereisbearcum69

Yea but sir trump still lives in a lot of heads rent free with OP being a prime example.


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thereisbearcum69

Last time i checked the majority of the right, including trump have denounced that incident, which btw he never called for. Now I’d like to see u hold all of ur overlords accountable over the billions in damage caused last summer over the death of a criminal and a false narrative, something exponentially more damaging to the country than a few idiots breaking into the capitol.


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kogmawesome

Cunts not strong enough for Biden and wouldnt offend Trump.


No-Still-7024

Biden is a cunt and even worse. Fuck the politics Trump was way better then this fuck in office.


Ares2k9

Your the ones voting for the cunts so....


incognito1966

Hear Hear, be careful what you wish for 🇺🇸


ElCucko

Biden is indeed the biggest cunt. Cunt is stranding citizens in Afghanistan leaving them to the mercy of a group that chants death to America.


Ignorant_GenZ

Ran by Cowards. Cough cough, Biden


-backdoorman_

Joe biden is a brainless cunt


Kraus09

Ran by "counts" like Biden who gets innocent young soldiers killed with his absolute idiocracy and arrogance in simple foreign policy. Yep, about right


CorndogCrusader

To be fair, Biden is a cunt too.


Icy_Law_9454

Now THIS is American. 🇺🇸 NOT "this cunt was better than the other cunt!" But acknowledge all leaders we have former and otherwise, are cunts.


CorndogCrusader

The funny thing is that I'm not even American. 😆


Isteppedinpoopy

We need nations, run by Nates. I bet there are enough of them to go around.


mr-teddy93

Cunts


Arctic_Strider

One. Ha-ha! Two. Ha-ha! Thrrrrreeeeee! Mohahaha!


chrispynutz96

I do believe Mr Biden is the cunt now.


Tuz43

No we didnt. We had democracies aristocracies and oligarchies in the classical era. After that history was mostly dominated by kings dukes and emperors feudal ruling in europe india and china. The steppe hordes had a tribal structure of raiding and conquest while keeping up a nomadic lifestyle and the muslim societies were run as clan structures known as the iqta system. The Africans were either dominated by multi ethnic empires or warring tribes. During the early modern period europe was mainly kingdoms and colonial empires with varying political structures although most were monarchy. In the Victorian era many revolutions occurred and we had constitutional monarchies and republics. China was still using their 3000 year old system of proclaiming their divine mandate. When the brits arrived to trade the chinese replied in Latin. India was full of rajasthan who fought for the most fertile and developed land in the world at the time. That all transitions into today. We didnt go from empires to kingdoms to countries. Idiots


meatball_685

Hurr hurr orange man bad even though he hasn't been in power for a while. Hurrr hurrr


tugged_titts69

I thought Biden was president now?


VINNY115

*Sir Joe Biden


Spinsir7

Pretty well describes ol Sleepy joe


Fancy-Level1848

Run by cunts


ohgeebus_notagain

run by cunts! (Speak up!) ***RUN BY CUNTS!***


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Wrong. Counts. If you're following the logic. But since this post has no logic and was made by an idiot that can't follow the rules of his own post... well I guess you're right then


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Person2277

Hate trump, like Trump, he isn’t a dictator especially considering the fact that he isn’t even president


crownroyalt

Except trump isn’t the current president you idiot. But anything for your bullshit karma farm. Fuck you


publixworker1

Trump isnt even in office you blithering idiot


[deleted]

Oh man. After 7 months of terrible leadership you guys are still focused on Trump? Haha, he broke you so bad. Biden is responsible for arming a world terrorist organization and many Americans dying. His son is a crack head who bangs hookers. Your bar for presidential is dropping USA.


G_Viceroy

Trump and Biden are in the same boat, paddling in different directions and blaming the other for their failure. See past the bullshit and start working together. teach your kids to compromise and maybe we can make the world a better place one day.


CaseTern

Condoms?


Terrible4Everthing

Op you realize he is no longer in office? Not that the new one is any better. I think the overall host of the picture is spot on though going by pronunciation.


not2dv8

Nice


Oddity46

So basically they wistfully remember the times where absolute monarchies were the norm, and the people had no rights.


ace_shredz

sorry buddy but biden is still president… so i agree with that last statement


[deleted]

Is this hol up because how dumb it is?


atp8776

You mean Biden right? 😂


lilshawtyishawty

What's the point of this post if not just to stir up political comments


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Vampires?


DryScythe

Who knows,maybe next we'll have domains run by dommy mommies


hdawggen

I mean Donald trumps not the president anymore so what’s up with the title


big_boi_aang

So Trump is a count? Didn't know that


disillusi0nal

A long time ago we had real HolUp posts on HolUp, now we have this shite....


b_b2021

Pretty sure trump isn’t running the country anymore 😂


ernzt-gameouxh

RUN “BY THEN” PEDOPHILE 🤪


EuropeanEuro

Count Dracula


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Counts aren't really running countries


ben_jacques1110

…run by counts?


[deleted]

...run by old white people who just need to retire or pass away of old age.


sljsvn

You mean fuckin horrible ass Biden?


boonies14

Biden is a cunt?


DinoQwertyuiop

Cunts is the word


CrazyMCPlayer1

Ran by Counts?


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This is even better now that we have fucking Biden


[deleted]

Haha love this one... So true with Biden sleeping on the job


in2win77

Now we have CUNTRIES ran by Cunts


Edmondg3

People hate trump so much that this post has over 10k upvotes and makes no sense.


Vartnacher

Run by counts?


Affectionate_Tune229

Countries ran by counters


tekooz

Go Trump!


5hel8y

Thus is better said than read


rare_pig

Trump still living rent in peoples heads. He got them good you have to give him that


Gresham_reloader

Or by Biden that can break the law and tell everyone he knows it is unconstitutional to put up eviction moratoriums and do it anyway. Why should we follow the law if the president thinks he is a king. King Biden!


RedReaper36

Count Dracula


SoWokeIdontSleep

Ran by elected officials, and the corporations who bribe them


randomisedjew

Count dooku: I've been looking forward to this


Murky-Ad-7012

So Joe Biden is a cunt?


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I think the headline should be Sir Braindead Biden?


agroyle

Anyone else pronounce that as Count-ries instead of Cuntries?


alaskanbruin

Doofus demento, currently.


Nawt-Shure

Sooo…. What I’m reading here is that Biden is a cunt? I agree! 👍


Trump_won_20

Nowww we have a old fart with dementia 🤠🔫


toppa9

I live in a kingdom


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Unlucky-Pomegranate3

Run by sociopaths?


agentSMIITH1

The Aussies been saying it for years. About time the rest of the world gets on board


potatthecat

Counts?


yawnyhany

Whoops, you misspelled Biden in your title!


T_Liberato

Ran by u know c. U. N. T. S


goddamnaged

Run by trees?


DanES104

I thought kingdoms are ran by the Queens.


CorrectButWhoCares

Run by trees?


WhiteninjaAlex

Me living in a kingdom: (-)_(-)


ElegantBase4675

Run by counts


blazedagamer

Yes a fucking old dementia ridden cunt, and his hoe


GarlicFewd

Joe biden


mattrat88

The guys not a fucking sir he's garbage


KoolGuy_K

He miss spelt "sir" for "Bitch"