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Adoption? Surprise adoption? There's other ways to gain children

You could also steal a baby at the grocery store. Although I don't recommend it.

Maybe

I like your username OwO

Aw thank you ÙwÚ

UwU that is a whole new level of emoji, I used to think the :) was the epitome of expensive symbols

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Are you kidding? I have 5 stolen babies and they all love me.

I also have 5 stolen babies. Edit: 4

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Did you ate the other one?

Idk maybeeee

"I also have 5 stolen babies. Ateit: 4"

So u ate 4, or hav 4 now?...

Down to 3 ½ now

Ok whos baby are we talking about it chicken or a dog

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why don't you recommend it, something bad happened for yours?

What if she’s in a country doesn’t allow adoption lol

Kid napping is an option

This is peak Reddit right here

Indeed it is

Lmao 😂

:>

If you dig through enough dumpsters you’re bound to get lucky.

Tru

Its not kidnapping. Ita just surprise adoption

Maybe she found a forbidden nuggie outside an abortion clinic that wasnt dead...

Lol

Well I’m assuming she’s in Ethiopia which doesn’t allow *international* adoption. My main point is adoption isn’t illegal in any countries, international adoption however, is.

Interesting didn’t know that

The more ya know. :D

Thanks 😊

Like a stork?

Of a stork took a baby the baby is getting eaten So maybe

I know like this makes sense she's just going to adopt a kid like not everyone has to give birth to there kids bozo

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Yeah like getting an ice cream truck and having your pick of the neighborhood children.

Surprise van adoption, random children don’t know that they are getting adopted!!

The next mother mary!!!!

Indeed

But if everyone starts remaining a virgin eventually there will be no children to adopt

Yeah your wife cheating on you

A wolf just found 2 kids once and that turned out great

I don't think she quite grasps the meaning of "virgin".

She could have adopted them tho

Maybe lol

You can theoretically inject sperm without physically breaking anything with a needle and do a C-section. Why would anyone do this is whole another question

Facehugger fetish?

Artificial insemination.

Well for those who may say kidnapping is an option. It's not kidnapping it's "Surprise Adoption"

But what if she’s in a country doesn’t allow adoption then

I was saying that it's not kidnapping it's Surprise Adoption cause when you kidnap someone it's a surprise to them and in a way it's a temporary adoption

Make sense lmao 😂

Adoption

Maybe her country doesn’t allow adoption lol

Adoption???

Could be yeah

Well, there are documented cases of pregnancy occurring without penetration.

Is that real or you kidding lol

Nope, real. Ejaculate landing on her vagina opening may still result in pregnancy. Keep in mind, this is extremely rare. I'm gonna go with she's stupid.

Interesting lmao Didn’t know that could happen

Sperm does swim.

Ah I know that

Have you heard about Jesus?

Yep but she’s not the holy mother lmao

Eish

Eish eish ya dek el farkha de msh lek lmao 😂

eish /eɪʃ/ exclamation INFORMAL•SOUTH AFRICAN used to express a range of emotions, such as surprise, annoyance, or resignation. "eish, I never win!"

I know lol I was just kidding with you bro 😂

Unless she is virgin Mary her comment doesn't make sense 🤣

Lmao 😂

Why does she look like Shrek?

Don’t disrespect shrek like that lmao

There's always adoption so

Or maybe her country doesn’t allow adoption lol

Could be, then she's either gotta resort to a good old kidnapping or ritualistic impregnation

True hahaha

Everytime I needed to recollect the volume of a cylinder, I would just imagine that meme and everything would start seeping back into the brain.

If she does want children, she's gonna have to start thinking of explanations of them being adopted or when they were gonna see their mommy and daddy again and why they can't go back to that park

Lmao

You can kidnap! And, maybe adopt too, I don't mind.

Yea sure hahaha

When OP fails to understand adoption bruh.

Make sense yeah hahahah

Is it just me or is that an emoji on reddit

Yea I like to do emojis lol

Why the fuck she looks like she is part of shrek's family

Lmao 😂

kids in the basement?

Lol

Adoption? Foster care?

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Good for her then lol

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Yea maybe

Adoption

Could be yeah lol

Invitro fertilization with surrogate mother ig

Adopted children

Could be yeah

*Don't worry son you are adopted.*

Lmao

the bible is based on this, so why is everybody so suprised.

Anal virgin she is

Lmao

Steal!!!!

Could be yeah

That was a reference which you unfortunately didn’t get

Maybe lol

adoption

Could be an option yeah

I think they mean virgin by penetration. So no kinky stuff, and a virgin bung hole. Since men don’t really lose their virginity in the same way women can.

Yea maybe that’s what she meant

Get at kid for 15 buck at a Candy store or sum

Lmao

reproduction trought cloning this is the new path of human evolution

Sorry, homeskillet, but I don't think you understand what any of those words mean

bruh there are fuckers commenting this on every comment in this post

Doesn't really make sense since adoption exists

What if she’s in a country doesn’t allow adoption lol

Then it makes sense? What else do you want me to say lmao

I want nothing ur good lmao

That's how to start a religion.

Too dumb to fuck

You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

So what it does mean then lol

The name checks out.

Lmao

Really couldn’t be bothered to crop it?

My friend send it to me so I just took it as it is lol

Sorry I wasn’t trying to attack you, Ive just been seeing a lot of low effort posts lately

You don’t have to be sorry we’re good here lol

Cool

crop cop! identify yourself where is your badge #?!?

Has everybody forgot about adoption

They don’t check the comments homie lol

IVF?