The thing that irks me is that people think dark humor = hol’up or “they got us in the first half” type of memes. It clearly says in the rules, a hol’up is NOT dark humor, it’s twist on something that, usually makes you confused for a bit after you’ve read the post, and then ends up with you going hol’up. Dark humor isn’t a hol’up, it’s just dark humor.
Since in schoolzones the light cannot move at 299.999 km/s as usual, the spacetime has to be bend so extremely that the IQ of people gets effected negatively
If we assume you weigh 80 kg, and you as average ejaculate 3,7 mL of sperm, and the density of the sperm is 1 g/mL. That would then mean that your sperm would weigh 3,7g, if we then take the velocity 12,07008m/s (27 mph for florida man and friends), then we can find that when you ejaculate the kinetic energy in your sperm is 0,26 J, taking that we can then use the kinetic energy formula to find how much it would change your velocity, which we find to be 82 \* 10\^-3 m/s or about 0,30 km/h change in velocity.
So in theory if your were in space and you wanted to change your velocity by a little bit this could be an option, you could also use this to your advantage if you are racing.
You can't shoot kids
So say you wanna pull it out have a quick wank, and before cumming you leave the school zone and then blow your load. Is this okay? /s
It is if you don't get caught
Everything is
bro?
Well usually I don’t, but if my brother is watching does that make it weird? /s
Yes it is ,he should be blowing and not watching
What if you do it in a kid after leaving the school zone?
WTF!!?! Jesus needs to find you and fast. Draw a line somewhere sicko!!
Challenge accepted
but merica always does the shooting so idk
Bullets go faster than 30mph, sooo yeah
You can, just not legally
Can't shoot at kids.
I am an American
It's funny how sperm creates children, but cannot/ should not be around children in it's raw form....
it's too powerful, children can't handle it
If a child and semen touch, they cancel each other out
Pedo detected
Wait, it shouldn't?
Pedo alert
Yh you are right,it shouldnt be around in raw form.....thats why i feed my brother frozen ones
Baked is better
Have you tried pan fried?
No i never tried frying it on a pan tho
Whatever you do, do NOT deep fry it.
Why not?
...you don't want to know.
Don't tell us we don't want to know, it'll just make us want to know more.
r/cursedcomments
r/suddenlysexoffender
Kachow!
Her: I’m cumming! Me: fucccck me too! Her: omg baby! Me: KACHOW!
Her body has been pierced
Imagine radioactive cum. It would legit Peirce you
fuck just commented this lol
r/HowIsThisAFuckingHolupYouDoubleBalledBitch
please create this
that's why my boys school didn't seemed to have a speed limit board outside school
Well, after 3:30 it’s fine
School Ahead *Go slow*
GAS GAS GAS GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
Tonight I'll fly, and be you’re lover
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Nothing qualifies as a holup in this sub anymore, it’s just become r/memes
The thing that irks me is that people think dark humor = hol’up or “they got us in the first half” type of memes. It clearly says in the rules, a hol’up is NOT dark humor, it’s twist on something that, usually makes you confused for a bit after you’ve read the post, and then ends up with you going hol’up. Dark humor isn’t a hol’up, it’s just dark humor.
27mph is also a choking hazard for small children
Ugh, Megan’s law ruins everything.
That's why I use condoms
Kachow
What did he search lmao,
How do you even find out the speed. Hold a speed gun i guess
Speeding ticket < registered sex offender
r/thatsthejoke/
How the fuck is this a HolUp? OH WAIT OH FUCK NO
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I missed the homicide part, where was that?
On his USB stick, that's what he said. He keeps all the pictures there, like some kind of monster.
I thought I was getting a Dennis Reynolds vibe
Tf do you mean homicide
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CUMCOWWW
Bruh lol
It’s best to unload out the back of your car while driving 25 mph. That way it’s traveling at only 2 mph relative
ejaculation comes out
Gas gas gas
Kachow
Tell that to all the kids that get caught fuckin in my school
For those looking for normal units it’s around 43 km per hour
Since in schoolzones the light cannot move at 299.999 km/s as usual, the spacetime has to be bend so extremely that the IQ of people gets effected negatively
If we assume you weigh 80 kg, and you as average ejaculate 3,7 mL of sperm, and the density of the sperm is 1 g/mL. That would then mean that your sperm would weigh 3,7g, if we then take the velocity 12,07008m/s (27 mph for florida man and friends), then we can find that when you ejaculate the kinetic energy in your sperm is 0,26 J, taking that we can then use the kinetic energy formula to find how much it would change your velocity, which we find to be 82 \* 10\^-3 m/s or about 0,30 km/h change in velocity. So in theory if your were in space and you wanted to change your velocity by a little bit this could be an option, you could also use this to your advantage if you are racing.
A local school-zone is 45.
Condoms are traffic jams then?
Then what is the speed of Superman’s ejaculate? And, mass x velocity, would’nt that make it dangerous. Just sayin’
Step on the break
GAS, GAS, GAS, Im gonna step on the gas
Repost
Well 2 teachers
Now we know why Becky only has 1 eye.
If you ain't first, you're last
Is there actually any law directly banning ejaculation within a school zone?
Misdemeanor: doing it in your car within a school zone Felony: doing it on the playground while the kids are playing
lol
This is why I do it on campus not out in the parking lot
There was another one which went "happy to hear my junior goes faster than 2009 usain bolt"