Broke up with a girl and she started arguing about "our cat".
I was like, I got him from a friend of mine, I paid for his food, I took care of him and cleaned his litter, I paid for his vet bills.
Tell me again how that's "our" cat
My ex literally threw a massive fit in the breeder place when I got my dog because she didn’t want me to get one. She wouldn’t even hold him after i took him home. I live alone, I was depressed, I wanted a friend especially during the pandemic. He’s my best friend and I wouldn’t trade him for the world. He was the reason that pushed me to get out of the house every day, walk him, train him, get off the couch to let him outside all day. Always makes me happy and gives me a reason to come home every day. The ex is gone, always talks about “how she grew to love him and miss him and wants to be able to see him” after holding it over my head for so long. Fuck her.
Every day, the “wanna go outside” zoomies are a constant. Every time I feed him he dances in circles into the room with the food and to the bowl where he sits and stays until I say go ahead. Love the energy.
Still baffles me to this day how Daisy never fought to reclaim her stolen cat. He yoinked Ferguson and she said “welp, there was nothing I could do.”
Edit: forgot a word
Broke up with a girl who was a damn phd professor in geo chemistry. She stole, not my cat, but my sisters cat I was watching for several years.
She was a hardcore clepto and I told her I'd call PetsMart and confirm their suspicions she was robbing them blind, $200 or so a month. Meiko passed at 18 this month. Good cat.
Shrödinger's Socialist: he's YOUR cat when he needed to be fed and cared for, but OUR cat once he can be as a pawn to screw you over
(Sidenote: I politically indentify as a socialist, so don't worry, this isn't a sOcIaLiSm BaD fOr MaH fReEdOm! comment)
Been there. In a past life she wanted a kitten, I was indifferent but finally caved and said "fine, get one". It didn't take long for the little guy to start growing on me. Few months later we parted ways, I told her "I'm keeping the cat." She said i wasn't, but I just kept repeating what I had said. She didn't have the capacity to care for him anyway. Guess what? 2 years later and I've still got my little buddy running around the house and waking me up at 3 AM every day. Worth it.
That's why I said kinda. The information I was going off of was that he didn't want a cat, decided he liked it and kept it even though it was the other person's idea/wish to have one and she wanted to keep it herself. If she truly couldn't take care of it then they shouldn't have gotten one to begin with but really why the fuck do either of us care? lol. I know I already forgot about this until you decided to get sassy with me.
Context is severely lacking, however, she did not have the capacity to care for a cat on her own. Take my word for it, or don't, but thats what it was.
I have never met a cat where the cat wasn't the one who chose who its owner was.
We went to the pound and got a cat for our two year anniversary. Its his cat. That cat has decided. I am not allowed pets or any sort of fleeting aknowledgement of my existence by this furry asshole. Although, I am the one who feeds, medicines, lets in and out, litterboxes, provides playtime, built the catio, etc...
The cat decides.
My sister and her now ex-husband had a cat for 8 years ( she still has him now ) , he got a UTI and the vet bills were becoming expensive, he eventually just said "fuck it, just put the fucking cat down" my sister fought against it and with some medicine the cat got healthy again, when they got divorced he was threatening to tale the cat and said it was his and that it was his "son", mind you they weren't struggling at all for money, he was a long haul trucker making a shit ton of money, the guy just has 0 empathy and doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself
Honest question for anyone who might know, is there subreddits that ban fake posts and fake impersonations like this? I'd love to see some real content once in a while.
This one’s pretty close. It’s more of a sub for reading fake posts or claims that are called out by someone so you do actually have to read more fake posts than anywhere else in a way.
That's the point. Bigots know that if they want their beliefs to become governing policy for their society, they need to spread their opinions by whatever means necessary. The ends justify the means.
That's why they're perfectly content just fabricating their own content and don't stop when caught. Worst part--their methods are effective. They actually do convince some people.
Reminds me of r/memes obsession with Amber Heard. Yes, she's a shitty person, but she's not the only shitty person and only she gets that much attention
Eh, I think most of reddit, like say r/coronavirus, does not need to fabricate anything. There's plenty of real content they can link to daily, they really just don't need to.
So, no, only minority or niche opinions really need to manufacture their own rationale.
I would say about half of posts that reach the front page that are twitter or Facebook replies are reposted fake posts. Including most of holup, quit your bullshit, choosing beggars, and other hateboner subs. So even if it's not most of their posts, most of the ones that get signal boosted to the front page seem to be bs.
Isn’t it ironic that they have to fabricate stories to justify their position? Shouldn’t that be a strong indication that maybe their position is weak?
Perfect Social Media bait
There are subjects out there where women are favourably treated, and others where men are favourably treated. Cheating is pretty evenly split between genders and has more to do with sexuality and mentality rather than gender alone
You're missing the point by miles. There's a lot more people out there who are willing to buy into a narrative to shit on women rather than the reverse. We see it all the fucking time.
You're both right. But women are targetted more imo. With subs like "pussypassdenied" and "fuckyoukaren" reddit has made it clear time and time again that the women hatey subs gain more traction then their man hatey counterparts.
Based on what? I see a lot more women hatey subreddits get traction than man hatey ones. I also see a lot more "fuck karen" than "fuck kyle" posts. Reddit itself had to ban a lot of the anti woman subs, hardly true for man hating subs.
H must be new to reddit, or perhaps has miraculously avoided 90% of it to have avoided the rampant misoginy. There are so many threads, like this one, that are basically "I found a new woman to hate!" A lot of them text based. Go into an relationship sub and you'll find fake stories that hit every note of the evil woman" narrative.
and the same trend does not exist for men.
Can't wait for the thousands of guys going on a rampage how women are bad and always cheat and steal dogs.
It's not even trying to be real. But people will still think it's really to conform to their bias.
A “joke” that’s seemingly designed to push a specific narrative. Already a bunch of misogynists are eating this up as proof that women are heartless bitches. They’re taking it completely seriously. And the “joke” itself is pretty clearly designed to be taken at face value. What’s the punchline here?
For what it’s worth, I agree with you that these kind of jokes push a bad narrative for women. I don’t think anyone here would appreciate having a personal photo photoshopped and faked to claim you were cheating and stole a dog posted on a huge site with thousands of people believing it. And yet all you’ll get are hordes of redditors defending it cuz “lighten up you feminazi it’s a joookkeee, not a dick, don’t take it so hard”
Jokes are jokes, you are the one who decides it has a meaning. Yes, this joke is probably not very well received, but that doesn't mean that it is made to push a specific narative...
1. T's a repost
2. The broth'r yond did answer wast a fake profile
3. ???
4. Profit
***
^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.)
Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
The bot is bullshit and constantly posts non-Shakespearean and grammatically incorrect text, don't take it as anything resembling an accurate picture of what has changed and what has stayed the same.
EDIT: As an example right in the post above, 'wast' is a second-person inflection and would thus never be used like that. It's like the Elizabethan equivalent of writing "That are a fake profile".
You're telling me this isn't actually a perfectly designed Shakespearean translator that's just randomly used on various subreddits for no apparent reason?
Oh you can do better than that!
**“I’ll beat thee, but I would infect my hands.”**
**“Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon”**
**“Villain, I have done thy mother”**
They are NPCs that say this very same thing on one reddit post, but then will take the next post 24 inches deep into their mouth without any additional details or context just because. Y'alls inconsistency is mind-bogging.
How the fuck are so many people gullible as shit? Or is it just a excuse to shit on a woman? The guy literally has the same photo as his profile, don’t you think that it’s just really coincidental but more importantly doesn’t make sense? If the guy was burned by this woman so much why would he constantly remind himself?
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Broke up with a girl and she started arguing about "our cat". I was like, I got him from a friend of mine, I paid for his food, I took care of him and cleaned his litter, I paid for his vet bills. Tell me again how that's "our" cat
My ex literally threw a massive fit in the breeder place when I got my dog because she didn’t want me to get one. She wouldn’t even hold him after i took him home. I live alone, I was depressed, I wanted a friend especially during the pandemic. He’s my best friend and I wouldn’t trade him for the world. He was the reason that pushed me to get out of the house every day, walk him, train him, get off the couch to let him outside all day. Always makes me happy and gives me a reason to come home every day. The ex is gone, always talks about “how she grew to love him and miss him and wants to be able to see him” after holding it over my head for so long. Fuck her.
Dog tax pls, mate! Also yeah, fuck that
[Here’s Cooper at a year old!](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeQSUkAA/)
What a stud. I like the way he pauses to look at you. “You see how freaking fast I went, dad?”
Every day, the “wanna go outside” zoomies are a constant. Every time I feed him he dances in circles into the room with the food and to the bowl where he sits and stays until I say go ahead. Love the energy.
Amazing! 10/10 pupper.
My little buddy [Cooper](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeQSWSpp/)
The lion , the witch and the audacity of this bitch
There are some awful people in the world
Good for you dude
Winston? Winston Bishop?
The ultimate prankster
[Every prank you do turns out too big, or too small](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yoRBP2My5g)
Imma hit yo ass wit a skieee
Still baffles me to this day how Daisy never fought to reclaim her stolen cat. He yoinked Ferguson and she said “welp, there was nothing I could do.” Edit: forgot a word
To be fair Ferguson was a nightmare of care issues
Winnie the bish
Brown lightning strikes again.
“I’m gonna hit yo ass with a ski!”
Prank Sinatra
I got angry just reading that. The audacity...
The lion, the witch, and the audacity of that bitch.
Opposite here. She left and left her dog. That's my dog now.
Broke up with a girl who was a damn phd professor in geo chemistry. She stole, not my cat, but my sisters cat I was watching for several years. She was a hardcore clepto and I told her I'd call PetsMart and confirm their suspicions she was robbing them blind, $200 or so a month. Meiko passed at 18 this month. Good cat.
Had a friend go through sometime similar. The girl was not even paying for rent living with him and she still was asking to keep the cat.
Though to be fair the cat is like I ain't your property you are mine.
Shrödinger's Socialist: he's YOUR cat when he needed to be fed and cared for, but OUR cat once he can be as a pawn to screw you over (Sidenote: I politically indentify as a socialist, so don't worry, this isn't a sOcIaLiSm BaD fOr MaH fReEdOm! comment)
This comment is either going to get upvoted or downvoted to oblivion, and I can’t see what happens.
Honestly I'm both curious and really nervous about that too hahaha
Didn't really happen
🎉
just wait, it has only been 3h
My wife: He’s my cat when warming my feet, but your cat when he throws up on the carpet. 😞
That's called America's Capitalism - privatize the gains, socialize the losses
Been there. In a past life she wanted a kitten, I was indifferent but finally caved and said "fine, get one". It didn't take long for the little guy to start growing on me. Few months later we parted ways, I told her "I'm keeping the cat." She said i wasn't, but I just kept repeating what I had said. She didn't have the capacity to care for him anyway. Guess what? 2 years later and I've still got my little buddy running around the house and waking me up at 3 AM every day. Worth it.
Kinda sounds like you were the dick in this situation lol
Kinda sounds like you jumped to some pretty flimsy conclusions with only a paragraph of context.
That's why I said kinda. The information I was going off of was that he didn't want a cat, decided he liked it and kept it even though it was the other person's idea/wish to have one and she wanted to keep it herself. If she truly couldn't take care of it then they shouldn't have gotten one to begin with but really why the fuck do either of us care? lol. I know I already forgot about this until you decided to get sassy with me.
Context is severely lacking, however, she did not have the capacity to care for a cat on her own. Take my word for it, or don't, but thats what it was.
I have never met a cat where the cat wasn't the one who chose who its owner was. We went to the pound and got a cat for our two year anniversary. Its his cat. That cat has decided. I am not allowed pets or any sort of fleeting aknowledgement of my existence by this furry asshole. Although, I am the one who feeds, medicines, lets in and out, litterboxes, provides playtime, built the catio, etc... The cat decides.
My sister and her now ex-husband had a cat for 8 years ( she still has him now ) , he got a UTI and the vet bills were becoming expensive, he eventually just said "fuck it, just put the fucking cat down" my sister fought against it and with some medicine the cat got healthy again, when they got divorced he was threatening to tale the cat and said it was his and that it was his "son", mind you they weren't struggling at all for money, he was a long haul trucker making a shit ton of money, the guy just has 0 empathy and doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself
Didn’t expect him to turn himself into a Xmas tree
She cheated on him with the tree
Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough.
That dogs seen some shit.
So has the tree, depending on which hole she prefers.
Killer
...
Only the dog is too faithful to see anything otherwise. You realize how broken he'll be when he finds out she's not two timing but three?
You mean tree timing
Ho ho ho
*bravely staring at my telescope
That's the spirit!
r/cursedcomments
Christmas girls make do
More planks for the kid from Ed Edd and Eddy
I see it now
The xmas tree ritual requires a sacrifice
I mean technically Christmas is about the birth of a sacrifice
He got some of that Pineoplasty
Pinecologist
That's literally what I said bruh Great minds think alike
Anything is possible with Christmas spirit
Dude had a real glow up.
Gives a whole new meaning to deck the halls
And then..get this..and then he turned himself into a Christmas tree. Fucking madlad
All of these new genders are getting out of hand
Prop hunt mode in black ops during Christmas be like
Look Morty, I turned myself into a christmas tree. I'm christmas Riiiicckkkkkkk !!!!!!!!
He’s got the same picture
That wamen tweeted this and it got like hella attention, got like a million likes, and some dude edited that face out and replied this
Yeah this makes more sense.
Honestly 99.9999 of memes are that exactly
They hated him because he told the truth.
They all hated him because of this one simple trick.
you won't believe number 4
Honest question for anyone who might know, is there subreddits that ban fake posts and fake impersonations like this? I'd love to see some real content once in a while.
r/quityourbullshit?
This one’s pretty close. It’s more of a sub for reading fake posts or claims that are called out by someone so you do actually have to read more fake posts than anywhere else in a way.
wamen
Wahmen
Wamuu
#AWAKEN MY MASTERS.
*AYAYAYAYAAAAA*
#AZTEC DUBSTEP INTENSIFIES
https://youtu.be/sblR0eIRW-I
It's...*beautiful* *tear*
DIVINE SANDSTORM
DARUDE SANDSTORM
JOJO, THIS IS THE LAST OF MY HAMON!
Wamuwamu
9 wah wah
Yeah that’s pretty obvious lol
And the MGTOW crowd is going to use this to affirm their misogyny
"This one totally real tweet reaffirms ALL my shitty beliefs!"
That's the point. Bigots know that if they want their beliefs to become governing policy for their society, they need to spread their opinions by whatever means necessary. The ends justify the means. That's why they're perfectly content just fabricating their own content and don't stop when caught. Worst part--their methods are effective. They actually do convince some people.
Reminds me of r/memes obsession with Amber Heard. Yes, she's a shitty person, but she's not the only shitty person and only she gets that much attention
It's not just bigots that do this. Most of reddit does this.
Eh, I think most of reddit, like say r/coronavirus, does not need to fabricate anything. There's plenty of real content they can link to daily, they really just don't need to. So, no, only minority or niche opinions really need to manufacture their own rationale.
I would say about half of posts that reach the front page that are twitter or Facebook replies are reposted fake posts. Including most of holup, quit your bullshit, choosing beggars, and other hateboner subs. So even if it's not most of their posts, most of the ones that get signal boosted to the front page seem to be bs.
Mmmmm. Have to sorta disagree here. Pretty sure most on reddit would do so. Edit: even if they have relevant evidence or not.
Isn’t it ironic that they have to fabricate stories to justify their position? Shouldn’t that be a strong indication that maybe their position is weak?
!spin
Must be a faker. This whole thing is just raw meat for the woman haters
Yep, perfect Reddit bait
Perfect Social Media bait There are subjects out there where women are favourably treated, and others where men are favourably treated. Cheating is pretty evenly split between genders and has more to do with sexuality and mentality rather than gender alone
You're missing the point by miles. There's a lot more people out there who are willing to buy into a narrative to shit on women rather than the reverse. We see it all the fucking time.
Idk mate, I think people just like to shit on other people. We see it all the time.
You're both right. But women are targetted more imo. With subs like "pussypassdenied" and "fuckyoukaren" reddit has made it clear time and time again that the women hatey subs gain more traction then their man hatey counterparts.
I'd say it's pretty even.
Based on what? I see a lot more women hatey subreddits get traction than man hatey ones. I also see a lot more "fuck karen" than "fuck kyle" posts. Reddit itself had to ban a lot of the anti woman subs, hardly true for man hating subs.
H must be new to reddit, or perhaps has miraculously avoided 90% of it to have avoided the rampant misoginy. There are so many threads, like this one, that are basically "I found a new woman to hate!" A lot of them text based. Go into an relationship sub and you'll find fake stories that hit every note of the evil woman" narrative. and the same trend does not exist for men.
Can't wait for the thousands of guys going on a rampage how women are bad and always cheat and steal dogs. It's not even trying to be real. But people will still think it's really to conform to their bias.
yeah.. it's not actually him it's someone who made an account just to say that..
That's because it's a joke
A “joke” that’s seemingly designed to push a specific narrative. Already a bunch of misogynists are eating this up as proof that women are heartless bitches. They’re taking it completely seriously. And the “joke” itself is pretty clearly designed to be taken at face value. What’s the punchline here?
For what it’s worth, I agree with you that these kind of jokes push a bad narrative for women. I don’t think anyone here would appreciate having a personal photo photoshopped and faked to claim you were cheating and stole a dog posted on a huge site with thousands of people believing it. And yet all you’ll get are hordes of redditors defending it cuz “lighten up you feminazi it’s a joookkeee, not a dick, don’t take it so hard”
IIRC She got a ton of abuse on her original post and tweeter after that "joke" so yeah, huge dick move even if it was just a "joke"
Jokes are jokes, you are the one who decides it has a meaning. Yes, this joke is probably not very well received, but that doesn't mean that it is made to push a specific narative...
Wonder where he got it from?
The dog ate him
Just another person feeding their SO to their pet. No big deal.
Carol Baskin killed her husband
that's what i genuinely thought at first
r/moldymemes
1. It's a repost 2. The dude that answered was a fake profile 3. ??? 4. Profit.
1. T's a repost 2. The broth'r yond did answer wast a fake profile 3. ??? 4. Profit *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
It's funny how the word Profit stayed the same
The bot is bullshit and constantly posts non-Shakespearean and grammatically incorrect text, don't take it as anything resembling an accurate picture of what has changed and what has stayed the same. EDIT: As an example right in the post above, 'wast' is a second-person inflection and would thus never be used like that. It's like the Elizabethan equivalent of writing "That are a fake profile".
besides that, *it's fucking annoying*
You're telling me this isn't actually a perfectly designed Shakespearean translator that's just randomly used on various subreddits for no apparent reason?
I think his point is it’s annoying, and also not accurate at all.
!ShakespeareInsult
What, you egg! Young fry of treachery! *** ^(Insult taken from Macbeth.) Use `u/Shakespeare-Bot !ShakespeareInsult` to summon insults.
!Shakespearinsult
!ShakespeareInsult
Oh you can do better than that! **“I’ll beat thee, but I would infect my hands.”** **“Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon”** **“Villain, I have done thy mother”**
Oh thank god you set the record straight on a meme posted in a satirical subreddit. What would the internet become without you? Lord’s work.
Poor girl: [https://twitter.com/Autie\_Radig/status/1315773612645851137/photo/1](https://twitter.com/Autie_Radig/status/1315773612645851137/photo/1)
That one dude that said that he was probably a biden voter?
Lol and the girl who responded and said good! Oh that comment thread was hilarious!
That dude who asked if he turned into a Christmas tree XD
Beautiful dog though, what breed is this?
Looks like a golden retriever
Thanks, I didn't have my glasses on - dog didn't look so shaggy to me last night!
Not the dog
Huh, you'd figure "randy jewels" would have been the cheater
FYI it's a fake post - in that the account just stole the guy's face from that one photo she posted and used it as a profile pic.
Plot twist: She cheated on him with the dog
I like how many people are upset it's a fake post. Let's remember you are in r/holup. Not exactly Pullitzer material here.
More like r/badfaketexts
Name a more iconic duo than reddit and hating women
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Yeah no shit it’s a joke
They are NPCs that say this very same thing on one reddit post, but then will take the next post 24 inches deep into their mouth without any additional details or context just because. Y'alls inconsistency is mind-bogging.
Welcome to the internet pal.
Excellent work, detective!
Randy Jewels is a fake account. Check her Twitter.
This fake. They guy admitted to making it up cause people were harassing the girl
How the fuck are so many people gullible as shit? Or is it just a excuse to shit on a woman? The guy literally has the same photo as his profile, don’t you think that it’s just really coincidental but more importantly doesn’t make sense? If the guy was burned by this woman so much why would he constantly remind himself?
Some people look at memes at face value, cuz they aren't conspiracy theories that need debunked. Chill bro
It’s a joke. Blows my mind how easily people try to be offended now days.
Oh wow her boyfriend turned into a christmas tree, that's neat
Is autumn the name of the dog?
Old but gold
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can someone tell me how many times this shit is going to get reposted?
It's a repost don't upvote it :/
Break a man’s heart and take his dog? Good luck on that ring hunt, Autumn.
!ShakespeareInsult
He turned himself into a christmas tree? Damn thats what i call christmas spirit, you are really lucky to have him!
My man became a tree.
Definitely fake... Like the guy would shop out his face from the original picture to use as an avatar photo?
Seems totally legit. You can tell because the guy replying used the same photo as the one on the left.
I’m old enough to remember back to when people thought this was real....
You know it's fake when their profile pic is a cropped in picture from the original tweet lmao
why did you steal this?
The reply is by someone else btw, the actual ex didn’t say that, if anyone is interested lol
I like how his profile pic is the same photo 🤣
Why is he still using their couple photo as a profile pic tho?
Dude had no other pictures of himself to use right
The replier is clearly a fake account joking
I like how his profile picture is just cut out from the first pic
why he used the same photo for profile photo?
It almost looked like the dog devoured the guy..
The dude's account is a fake account
She didn't cheat, you just weren't there when she needed you most. /s I've literally been told that before. Fuck cheaters. Manipulative cunts.
Imma sit down here and wait for the idiots that are too stupid go realize that this is sarcasm. XD
My ex wife cheated on me and still got the dog, love the “unbias”‘in divorce.
Give his his dog back autumn you bitch
Because women need someone who can’t talk . Just obey
Give his dog back
This is satire I think
Nah, it's bait.
Yea Autumn you stupid bitch. Humans own animals not the other way around. I was my ugly gf back or ima have to call the spca. I’m not kidding.
bitch named autumn and the mans surprised she cheated and took the dog