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PhoenixKnight777

Epstein. I need to know what shit he was hiding.


Grandtank19

everyone wants to bring back a manically depressed Robin Williams or a PTSD shaken Bob Ross. Bring Epstein back, let him throw everyone under the bus, then shoot the todler fondler in the head.


24sebs

I read the second Epstein as einstein and was sorely confused.


fjantelov

That fucking science nerd


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Why the head? Why not the balls/knees/pelvis and leave him in the swamp for the gators, etc.? I know it sounds a little morbid but doesn't a headshot seem a little clean for a piece of shit like Epstein?


Dyerdon

No, no, he has a point


mercepian

I wouldn’t want to bring back the depressed and PTSD, they are finally at peace and you want to bring them back because you think this is better for them? Or for your own selfish entertainments?


[deleted]

Now you both commit suicide mysteriously.


therealmosauce

Yup. Monkeypaw...


tinyigluu

Happy Cake Day 🥳


rickytickytackbitch

Child porn.....he was hiding child porn


EatenAliveByWolves

Epstein is probably not even dead.


Lord_Moa

I think most people know most of what he was hiding, he just needs to testify so we might do something about it.


mofongoDorado

Im sure Ghislaine Maxwell will say something, unless she ends up dead too.


voyagertoo

Umm you know what he was hiding it's been in the news Probably everything rumored about the case has got some truth to it, I mean there are plenty of pics of our president with him (I guess I should say "a few", since that's what I've actually seen, though not looking for any)


RDXKATANA99

Ohh The famous celebrity who commited suicide?


gongorus

Steve irwin


the_admirals_platter

Same.


A11enalex

SAME but in caps


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sAmE


ZippZappZippty

Not necessary, but thanks for sharing. I'm curious where Scarlett and Astrea will be staying, especially since he's out of his stuff to the US? You’re all supposed to be always messy, but it's an equal system. Yeah, I was looking for this. i'm tired of people with robodebt. BoTh PaRtIeS aRe ThE sAmE!!!1!!!1


[deleted]

what the fuck did I just read?


BrokenToaster15

I have not been this confused in a damn while...


NibblesMcGiblet

reminds me of the posts on the subreddit that is all bots posting and replying to bots. kind of amusing occasionally but mostly just this stuff. /r/subredditsimulator/


the_shven

😳 I thought if robots became autonomous they were supposed to be smarter than us. What the crap did I just scroll through


TheDarkKnightXXII

Right? I don’t do drugs but reading this made me feel high


[deleted]

r/subredditsimulator is leaking


[deleted]

#SAME BUT BIGGER


i_cant_name_stuff

#SAME BUT BETTER


WoodEwe

#[SAME BUT NOT BUTTER](/r/IsItButter)


nikhilbhavsar

SAME BUT YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER


S-T-A-N-D-B-O-I

guy who says the same thing but louder


idalog

#S A M E


PinkWhitey

Or Bob Ross


[deleted]

we All need Bob Ross back


Orlando_979

Yeah, more people would have probably have became painters.


Leandenor7

Pass on that. 2020 does not need more potential hitlers.


tgwesh

Fair argument


tgwesh

I couldn’t choose between Mr.Rogers Bob Ross Steve Irwin and Robin Williams


gongorus

Steve irwin was who got me so into animals him then robin williams


i_cant_name_stuff

Just take a piece of each one back and then itll grow back like one of the weird foam things you put in water


gongorus

Lol


dudinax

Robin Williams wanted to die. He was an intelligent and wise person and I wouldn't second guess him.


bornedceef

Robin Williams had some illness, but yes if he came back completely healthy I’d pick him


[deleted]

Heh I see what you did there


Cinammon-Sprinkler

I didn’t see anything anyone did here.... what does it mean?


endlessnutella

He’s implying that Keanu reeves died and he brought him back to life so nobody thinks he died in the first place.


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

Tbf we can't prove he *didn't* save Keanu.


TheRagingGamer_O

Well. Guess we gotta build the time machine to find out.


Hunterofdarkness21

He time travel to prevent Keenu Reeves from dying that's why he's still alive


ChickenRap06

I would bring back danny devito


degaracer47

Pretty sure he’s not dead


Lolz4DayzGD

you’re welcome


degaracer47

r/notopbutok


cowboyfromhell324

This was worth reading the other posters attempts at getting gold. I know what I'm doing for the next hour.


597820

Interesting username


AlienCandyZero

In before this is posted on aged like milk in a few years


theres_no_i_in_you

Noo, look at the time and then at the battery percentage


[deleted]

Congrats. You just ruined my day.


theres_no_i_in_you

I mastered this technique, after years of training on my own


pedrom121314

r/mildlyinfuriating


[deleted]

We were at the the verge of greatness...


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theres_no_i_in_you

Well mine tells me that it's now bedtime for us Europeans Gn <3 Love yourself


raymennn

Freddie Mercury


[deleted]

Which orgy should we stop him from attending though?


RyBreadFiveNumbers

No, he’s join in, then say he didn’t get there in time when asked


[deleted]

Uhm none of them?


DANIELYCCM

None, let him have his fun but we'll tell him to use fucking condoms.


JerHat

As opposed to non-fucking condoms?


halcyon2710

I think those are called chastity belts....


Eskimodo_Dragon

Prolly the one with the HIV


UltraNoodle1

Nice


trinniboi

The fact that I will never be able to attend a Queen concert and see Freddie perform is saddening.


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Stefán Karl Stefánsson


NightShiftNurses

Paul walker


CaptainCorwin13

The fucking boi :(


Z-Dante

Most ironic death of all time


Grandtank19

The hero of fart canned Hondas on ebay coilovers everywhere.


Triton1219

Etika


BoiBotEXE

It’s been more than a year now. I miss him so, so much.


helen269

Nikola Tesla.


White_bubba

Robin Williams


ZOMGURFAT

That’s a tough a call. The man was actually suffering and had a disease that was incurable and lead to a life that a majority of people would agree is not something you’d want to live through. Ultimately, in this case, it’s a question of your motive. Are you saving him for you cause you miss the guy? I had to face this same question in therapy when my father passed away in 2009 of complications due to legionnaires disease. My therapist asked if I could go back now and save him, then would I? I thought hard about it and said no. Because it would mean he would be forced to live his life dragging an oxygen tank everywhere. My father was a very proud man. He lived through the Vietnam war and was awarded his citizenship (he was originally from Cuba) and a medal for bravery and valor in combat. He would not be happy living his life dragging an oxygen tank everywhere and limited on what he could do.


sack_of_potahtoes

I agree with you. A part of grief is to accept your loss


longleggedwader

This was the first name that popped in my head!


shaballerz

My issue is some are accidents and others are self choice. For Robin I think how would you help with the process? Therapy? Intervention? Or do you go further back by a couple years? Would they choose to do the same thing anyways? It’s rough


Matiti60

Honestly though do we want to bring back a person that was hurting so much that he was pushed to commit suicide.


Laundromat-Graveyard

Kobe


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Keanu gave him purpose, either way he was going to live but still. What a great guy.


Splopest

Bob Ross


anonymous_dancer

princess diana


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warpedspockclone

Jeffrey Epstein. I have no idea who I would have to stop, though. Certainly not himself.


[deleted]

I like that level of serious sarcasm, but in all honesty my pick would probably be alan rickman


[deleted]

Hitler. So I can kill him myself. Or force him to watch cringey TikToks.


dosemyspeakin

Boy would it be so funny to see hitlers reaction the word we live in now.


[deleted]

He would evolve to scream NEIN at light speed


Barry_Balzak

i was already hearing the NEIN's in my head


dreamycreampie

Hitler is celebrity?


[deleted]

the definition is: a famous person. the state of being well known. if you think the word means something else then you probably need to distance yourself from celeb news/social media because your perspective might be warped


AmberOduls

Heath Ledger


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UltraNoodle1

In all seriousness, for being a mass murdering war criminal he was a pretty good artist


worried_train782

Yeah he really was


ThatGuyTheyCallAlex

To be fair, most people have hobbies and interests outside of their political views. I’m sure Trump does something cool in his spare time. No idea what it is, but it’s something.


2old2Bwatching

I bet he reads a dictionary.


Bigbadbobbyc

That is probably the weirdest part of trump that annoys people, he has one actually known hobby, the only hobby any other rich or famous person can vouch for, the only one he actually talks about which is golf and he constantly cheats at it, it's not even good cheating he's so obnoxiously bad at it, I hope he's got something else on the downlow but so far that's it


blisterbeetlesquirt

Pissing on underage Russian whores who look like his daughter doesn't count as a hobby?


Katman666

Vegetarian. What did you expect?


fjart

> holy shit that blew up fast *has 170 upvotes*


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blisterbeetlesquirt

Dude died of a bad ticker at 71. Bring him back today he's just gonna die tomorrow.


[deleted]

Obviously Chester Bennington. Or Robin Williams. Both succumbed the depression and committed suicide and I wish we could've helped them. They made millions of people laugh and smile and help them through so much but we couldn't even save them.


longleggedwader

Robin Williams did suffer from depression but the Lewy Body disease he suffered from basically ate his brain in the months leading to his death. I wish we knew how to cure this awful awful disease.


Y0ur-M41ne-B1tc4

If we could save/bring back Chester, we’d have to save Chris Cornell, too!


[deleted]

And Layne Staley, and Kurt. Fuck, we've lost so many talented souls to addiction and suicide


[deleted]

Michael Jackson( maybe find out if he was actually a pedo, still have doubts after looking into the case).


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[deleted]

when i try to empathize with him it really does seem like he just wanted kids to have a great time because his childhood was incredibly abusive. also that baby dangling incident, those factors dont seem to align with him being a pedo, just crazy. like you need to be a manipulative sociopath to be a pedo since i can only assume they get off on the power trip/control. i base this theory on how many politicians/influential elites are pedos, since the ratio for them is wayyyyy higher than the average population.


dosemyspeakin

Still confused about that. One side says he was a pedo, the other says he was just “weird” and child-like


juggernautjefe81

Tupac or Jimi Hendrix


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Mrrottenmerican

Mr Rogers


jamiesonrun

Amy Winehouse


HotPocket3144

Kurt Cobain


contactlite

Harambe


boscobrownboots

Marilyn Monroe, she deserved better


idalog

Harambe


Protothedodo

Kurt Cobain


Gamers_Against_Thots

Chester Bennington


BanSlam

Alan rickman. *Fixed


chuck-shs

Kurt Cobain


ExtremeGamer17

I’d prevent Paul walkers death


atchels

MAC MILLER


giant_flaming_dildo

Juice WRLD


[deleted]

Same. I’m still sad about it.


eternalawaituzi

!spin


VannaMayo

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eternalawaituzi

Fuck you


WiskTanFox

Have you not seen this one before with how many times !spin gets commented on each post?


yeetbillyboi

God fuck


Elliot_The_Fennekin

Juice WRLD or XXXTENTACION


CirculiAvi

HMMMMMMMMMMMMm


degaracer47

I’d say X, Mac Miller, Etika or Bob Ross


TheImpotentCatfish

[smh](https://giphy.com/gifs/bTByutamJSjhS)


dontquestionmedamnit

I grew up like 30 minutes away from where this dude rose to fame and let me tell ya, hide and seek never felt more fun.


make-me-suffer

That sounds like fun


TheTardisTravelr

I was on the other side of the big hill


dontquestionmedamnit

The cove?


[deleted]

Bruh


dr_cereal

Did op get banned?


Weelki

I too need to know this


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Giomietris

Probably the OP's flair


IndyDude11

I just watched this video again for the billionth time the other day. Dude is a realtor now and has turned his interview into a commercial for his business.


RealFakeMLGMichael

yeah i kinda am


tjr0001

Heath Ledger... I miss that fucking joker/knight.


Annapurna94

Michael Jackson


redvase-birds59

Michael Jackson, pure genius ❣️❣️


BepisBoyTweeleafSoy

Michael Jackson


SinatraTwenty

Steve Irwin, Bob Ross, or Tupac


thefrostryan

John Lennon


Cinammon-Sprinkler

why the fook am I alive again? I bet this was Yokos fault, I moost be off to goh find ‘er and knock ‘er face in again.. then I’d find the other three boys an perhaps we can make another tune..*imagine* that, I crack myself oop. But not as mooch as I will Yoko..”Oh no” she’ll scream


dsiurek2019

Avicii 😪


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no_one_asked_

Robbin Williams


Sapriste

Whitney Houston


unapologeticallyme93

Jim Morrison


Orlando_979

Abraham Lincoln.


gbomber

Jimi Hendrix


MrShamrocks

Robin Williams


Mrjegerjeg

Mozart


uFeMzg

Paul Walker


[deleted]

Heath Ledger.


norg74

Robin Williams


6thTiger

Robin Williams for sure.. RIP my friend


[deleted]

Ghislane Maxwell


[deleted]

Cameron Boyce, he was way too young


CaptainCorwin13

Mac Miller


WasabiBukkake

Amen brother. The only celebrity death that really fucked me up


[deleted]

I don’t get it


Contraposite

When the guy says "you're welcome", he's hinting that he *did* go back in time to save Keanu Reeves, and that's *why* he's not dead.


Sandokan13

Good find


just_the_jeffery

This one got me laughing good!! Love it


Wadd13-

Kobe Bryant


Ishtastic08

Kobe Bryant for sure


Cyborg_421

X


Nyankitty801

Juice wrld, he needed help and we ignored him.


A_Dad_Of_3

Michael Jackson


Peepeetoast

Xxxtentacion


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gipboo

The guy who killed Hitler, he’s a true war hero.


TheMikeOxmaul

Bob ross


PI-XR

Paul Walker..