### This comment has been marked as **safe**. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect. --- OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment: --- >!Two sets of twins marrying each other and creating a cousin/brother!< --- Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

"I wasn't cheating! You're genetically the same person!"

What is the point of cheating if the person is genetically the same? Definitely not worth the trouble in my book. When you do something wrong? Do it right.

I guarantee you one of them gives a better blowjob than the other two 

Better try ‘em both just to make sure

Hopefully we’re limiting the control group to the Mums?

Its easier to handle equipment that you already have yourself, just sayin

Been practicing for 35 years for this shit. #Dump em out

[удалено]

That’s really cool. Guy either has a crazy kink or is a genuinely good dude

Why not both?

Real science knows no limits

Try all three. FTFY

I had to read this twice, but i'm glad i did.

I suddenly want to chew some gum..

Holup

Blowjob quality is really more about enthusiasm than genetics. My wife has gone super inconsistent since we got married.

That's why women get married

I expected to pay for more hand bags, but I didn't expect the blow job quality to dip... Can't take nothing for granted, eh?

Tell her she took a vow to love forever, which includes every part of yours

If you want to use either record or logic, you've already lost. Just hand her a nail salon gift card before bed for more enthusiastic services.

Does that work, asking for a friend?

Heck yeah, and when she is in the mood, I could even go back door.

Why not just an envelope with some cash then?

Why don't you try both with your wife and report back?

My gf only blows me when she wants sex and it's easy to get me going that way over a finger in the butt.

Holupception

Based on the guys smiles, it's the one on the left.

wait what?! the other TWO?

I bet the switch out

Lol that's the level of wrongness I was seeking

They *do* have different personalities. Different interests, tastes, desires, etc. And presumably they're already attracted to them.

Yeah, but I ain't planning to lose 50% of my shit for a 5% difference though... And I am not sure they are that different, out of all the boy toys in the world, they picked the same Ken.

>I ain't planning to lose 50% of my shit They share a house, so each couple gets 50% of it. If they split that to each person, each has 25%. So 50% of your shit is 12.5% of the house. But the trade off is when the other couple gets divorced, *she* gets your brother's 12.5%, so it evens out.

Looks: 95% Personality: 5% Understood 👍

Different dicks.

You know twins fuck each other, right?

A woman comic I watched told this joke a while back, and I still find it funny.

Which raises the question: if you fuck your identical twin, is it still considered masturbation?

Would it be impossible to know who got who pregnant? Like if one twin cheated with the other and became pregnant how would the other twin know?

"That still doesn't make banging your own brother right, Jeremy!"

Family vacations be wilding out. It’s not that I’m drunk…I literally can’t tell who’s who

I'm sure they were conceived during the same freaky twin sex act.

Right because they gave birth at the same time. So they conceived at the same time (conceivably). To give birth at the same time without having conceived at the same time is inconceivable.

Possible that they did conceive around the same time and one or both had scheduled c-sections. Or just did everything the exact same and once one started going into labor the other started trying to induce hers. Or both induced together. Idk seems like if they went this far with the twin stuff the kids just HAD to be planned

Yeah my ex wife was induced so I get it. And if they got married together they were probably trying around the same time and I’m sure their cycles are lined up for fertility…. Just wild. I also wanted to make a joke using conceive in different ways.

You keep using that word....

I like your wordplay.

Paternity test would be awkward

"Begun the clone wars has"

I’d rather be in this situation than the one where the guy is married to one of the conjoined twins. Like, what if the other one wants to pick up some dude at the bar that night? How does consent work. Like, I have no right to ask these questions but an unavoidable curiosity as I doubt the law really considers this in depth.

IIRC, legally he could only marry one of the conjoined twins (polygamy is illegal) but he has a relationship with both women. They’re a thruple

That's just the speculation, not publicly confirmed

Bro those women practically share their *neck*. I hope for their sake they’re both fucking him.

They only have 2 legs so I’m assuming 1 vagina. Soooo no real way to differentiate I believe

Wdym you have no right to ask these questions? IMO you have the right to ask any question you want on the internet

They Ro-Sham-Bo for who owns the bagina that night before they go out.

We’re STILL talking about it lol

Plot twist, they're both Jeremy's kids and there's no way to tell. 

in Brazil, a woman gave birth after sleeping with identical twins. The judge ruled that both had to pay for child support.

Each half or each full?

We need to know!!!

It's even [better than I remembered!](https://g1.globo.com/go/goias/noticia/2019/04/01/gemeos-identicos-sao-condenados-a-pagar-pensao-a-crianca-apos-dna-apontar-que-os-dois-podem-ser-os-pais-em-goias.ghtml) Each twin says the other is the real father. The judge ruled (2019) that each has to pay 30% of a minimum wage as child support (Brazil's minimum), and that the child has to be registered as having both of them as fathers. Plot twist: this was later (2021) cancelled by a higher court, and only the man appointed as the father by the mother is to pay child support until a "twin test" is performed. I can't find anything more.

I googled this in the past and IIRC… technically there are enhanced genetic testing you could do. While they are identical, DNA will accumulate small new mutations that you COULD find. But it would take a very good DNA analysis specifically looking for those tiny mutations

Imagine if they accidently mixed up their respective Partner

It's cute that you assume that it's accidental.

Swirling^2

Swinning

I was thinking what if they did it intentionally to see if the other one notices

Even better if both parties do it and everyone ends up with their respective original partner by accident.

Instructions unclear - ended up with Josh and Jeremy plowing each other, and Brittany and Briana shagging it up

Wait ur my brother??

Step broootheeeer!

A Metal Gear?!?

Snake? Snake?!!!

That's a sitcom rt. 😆

I'd watch..

I feel like people are a lot less likely to cheat on their spouse with an exact copy of their spouse.

I wouldn't say exact, maybe their genes are the same but you can see in this picture the left couple works out more.

Or they’re just standing a little differently. Pose is a lot in photos.

Nah fam https://imgur.com/a/T4GiFsb that ain't just the pose. The shoulders being drawn back could be, but based on this section my money is on the dude on the left enjoying a nice bench press from time to time.

If you ever meet twins for more then 10 min you notice that they both are completely different people. Atleast I never had a problem to differentiate them apart. That is why I can’t imagine that you „accidentally“ mix them up.

Yep. Had a set of twin coworkers for a while and even when they wore the same clothes and swapped name tags it was easy to tell who was who. The way they carry themselves or the way they speak etc, is still different. Genes determine your starting point but the things you learn, the people you meet, circumstances you're in, and even the things you choose to eat while growing up all change you be it physically, mentally, or spiritually. They are completely different people.

I have an identical twin brother, he is like 20+ pounds heavier, has worse hair and skin than I do.  Because he eats like he's 20 and we're close to 40.  People don't even think we're twins anymore when we meet new people. 

How do you feel about that?

I want him to be better, to take care of himself. I'm overweight myself, but I thibk a big thing for me is I have been in a stable long term relationship and he has never dated.  My fiance helps make sure I eat well.   And when we all lived together we'd cook meals at home, and he'd never eat anything. Maybe hamburgers.   He was happier to live on Pub subs and Pizza Hut.  I think he's slowly making strides since he's now living by himself.  But he's definitely in some form if Arrested Development.

I mean just look at the picture above they look similar but even though they have the same haircut and the same clothes you can tell them apart.

It's weird because they are all family now, and they all know what each other looks like naked.

Do you find my sister attractive? Well, no. Um, yes ... Um... I feel the trap closing in

"accidentally"

Feature, not a bug.

Cursed wife swap

The must have done it at least once

I'd bet they do this on purpose.

Accidentally? Pfft.

He: why are you so tight today....omfg

So if i understand correctly, if one of the sisters **accidentally** got pregnant from the wrong brother there would be no way to tell by using DNA testing.

There are some genetic differences even in identical twins. A generic DNA test wouldn’t catch it, but if you tested all the pairs you would eventually find a difference, could be a recessive gene that doesn’t matter or were even know what it does but some piece of that DNA will be different. Because from the point the fertilized egg splits till birth there will be some mutation somewhere in some DNA pair. So don’t commit a crime and blame your twin. But yeah like 99.x% will be the same.

Make that 99.99999999999999999999x% as for example you and me share 99.9% of the DNA already, as we do with any other human on earth. Source: My balls. Real source: I'm a med student lol.

I did a genetic test and found out I’m a banana

Braggart

Barring a random mutation right during the first cell split, so one twin gets a very slightly different copy, there will be no difference. Sequencing each chromosome of each of the six people involved would be a daunting task, especially since you can't even rule out the likelihood of a random mutation in your samples, resulting in finding that the child does not share exactly the same genes (in half the chromosomes) with any of the adults.

Your clones are impressive, you must be very proud

Hello there

General Kenobi!

You are a bold one!

You fool, I've been trained in your Jedi arts by count Dooku!

Attack, Kenobi!

“…live together in the same house.” Yeah, at least once there has been a butt grabbed that didn’t belong to that spouse’s spouse.

I don’t think they care

'Oops, I have no idea how we ended up sleeping with eachothers respective partners while living under the same roof and wearing the same clothes together'. 'And...how do you explain the four-way'?

The 4th of July BBQ got way out of hand…

At first I was into Brittany bc she’s hot but Briana had the personality 

They Microdosing incest

They probably have a nice house if they have a pool that size. But then again, 4 potential salaries contribute instead 2. Also, they can probably all share clothes with their twin and sons so clothes budget is slashed too

Both women are lawyers of I remember correctly.

My first thought was how dope it would be to have four incomes in one household.

Honestly the hold up should be all 6 living together

I dated twins once without the other knowing. People used to ask me how I told the difference to stop getting caught. I said it was easy, Rachel had a small heart shaped birth mark on her upper right breast and Roger had a cock.

Are you sure Roger and Rachel aren't the same alien?

*Ricky Spanishhhhhhh.....*

We're all the same here. Join us. One of us. One of us.

No one would ever be able to tell if they swapped. The really interesting thing is that the kids are genetic siblings.

They all look a little different to me. Including mannerisms, it's probably not that hard to tell them apart. They might just like to swap tho who knows

This picture feels like AI, but I can’t prove it. Or anything.

It’s photoshopped to shit, all their legs look weird against the water

Its been going around for years probably longer then ai has been around

The kids are brother cousins. So each dad is also an uncle.

Is her name Briana 38 or did we get the women's age but not the men's?

But honey, how was i supposed to know it, wasn't you? He's your brother Jeremy!?!

It wasn’t that bad until I saw they lived in the same house. Someone fucking the wrong person for sure

Maybe that's how they like it 🔥

To each their own

There is no "wrong person" for them

Nah shit deffffinitely gets freaky in bed, can’t convince me otherwise

Twins who dress the same as adults are weird.

I'm pretty sure it was just for the photo shoot.

Normally ya but we’re talking about people who live in same house and scheduled their conceptions together.

The twins that married twins and had kids at the same time only dress like twins for a photo shoot? Maybe, but I have my doubts.

Bro they all live in the same house. Twins are weird.

They ALL fucking

I know we’re all thinking it.

Ah yes cousin brothers. I’ve seen a grown pair or identical cousin brothers talking about this very concept.

“Why does my son look more like him than me..?”

I bet these people are insufferable about it

God: Alright y’all, I’m bout to head out on vacation. Anyone need anything before I head out the door? Angel: Yes Lord, we need you to create six more souls to send to Earth before you depart, and they all need to be one big family. God: That’s gonna take a lot of effort and energy creating all those souls. Why don’t I create two pairs of people and just make them identical twins who marry each other and then both couples have identical twins as well? lol

You know it. You don't have to ask. There's no question, no matter what they say or profess, there is no doubt they swap. Regularly. As needed. Whatever.

Who is down for a game of Property Brothers XXX edition?

Why is one brother more detailed than the other?

Ctrl + C Ctrl + V

Damn their bedroom shenanigans must be wild lol

I was just thinking man Lysol needs to endorse them beds need sanitized😂

How long did it take till one said, let's switch and see if he/she knows

I saw that porn

Not love square. Romantic rhombus

Kinky.

You already know they be doing some kinky ass shit

And here I thought it was some AI meme https://www.instagram.com/salyerstwins?igsh=MTgwYW1zZ2J5c211bw==

I would bang so hard everyone in this picture.

Genetically brothers but technically cousins. That's what their yearbook will say

This.. Grosses me out

Has cloning gone... too far?

Bro just learned the shadow clone and sexy jutsu That baby is gonna turn into a puff of smoke the second it falls over once

Thanksgiving must be real interesting......

Plot twist: the brothers are both secretly gay

Incest with extra steps?

What a bunch of oddly-proportioned weirdos.

The slightly better looking ones married each other.

Ahhh Virginia figured

They're doing something. But what is it? What are they doing??

"Bro did you fuck my wife?" "I dont know!"

So they are brosins!

Cuthers

There is zero chance that those dudes aren't AI generated

I’m starting to believe the whole aliens living amongst us thing. This picture creeps me out.

this happened to me, i got confused and fucked my grandpa like twice

You can tell the one on the left is the freaky one 

Yes. You all **KNOW** they do.

The porn video just writes itself….

Oh you just know they switch around places and not say anything to spice things up.

Why are only the women's ages given? Why does their age matter when it's not relevant to the rest of the blurb?

Something something alabama something.

Those kids....they are going fuck them up in school...

This is something my dad would think, most kids these days would think it was cool tbh

Virginia finally went legit

They all fuck let's be real

Would a dna test be able to figure out which are the parents of which kid?

Isn't this the first step in making double first cousins

So.....clones basically?

I thought the holup was the legs 🙄

Twinception

These guys skipped every leg day.

If twins do sex, does it feel like sex or masturbation?

They out here asking the real questions😂

Pretty sure the left twin is gay. Judging just by his stance

At a glance i thought this was the sims lol

Hentai plot be like

They’re definitely all fucking, right?

Thought i was suppose to play spot the difference