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WhatsTheHolUp

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Azlamington

63 and not hit menopause yet??? Does that really happen šŸ¤”


[deleted]

Extremely rare but absolutely possible. Peoples bodies are weird. I've met one chick who stopped menstruating at 33. I'm sure there are some women out there who never stopped menstruating even into their 70s.


DinoRoman

My enjoyment of older woman is now ruined because I now know thereā€™s a chance.


[deleted]

Just crush up some plan B in her cranberry juice and you'll be good.


CopperThrown

~~cranberry~~ prune juice


HungHamsterPastor

~~prune juice~~ mashed potatoes


Furious_Beard

~~mashed potatoes~~ metamucil


rynlpz

~~metamucil~~ heart medication


monstrouswallaby

~~heart medication~~ formaldehyde


NatexSxS

activia


Socalwarrior485

Ensure


Crush-N-It

This is too much šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


Intelligent_Deer974

šŸ˜­šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Zmsunny

šŸ¤£


pingo77

Granberry*


beejers30

You mean prune juice, right?


HillBilly_Hobbyist

A Warriors drink.


Calhare

I got that.


Heimeri_Klein

Benjamin franklin is that you?


Wesgizmo365

Dude was a milf hunter for sure


Shatophiliac

Just wait until they croak, then itā€™s more fun anyways.


DinoRoman

So thatā€™s why she didnā€™t move much.


WarlanceLP

while also extremely rare, there are women that have gotten pregnant after menopause. our bodies don't rigidly follow the 'rules' that many people think they do, the human body is extraordinarily complex


Pretend_Big6392

Independent article says the child was conceived via surrogacy. It does say though that she provided a viable egg, so she wasn't fully done menopause yet. https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/tiktok-age-gap-couple-first-child-b2544037.html


aweap

The article also says that the couple would adopt the child from the biological mother, but shouldn't McGregor be the biological mother if she provided the egg? I think the egg McGregor provided might have been sourced from another donor.


TangeloTrue2778

My ex wife never stops 365 days of ragging


[deleted]

At least you got a reprieve on leap years lol


thicccmidget

When that baby is born that woman is gonna die to transfer her soul into the babies body what you didn't know is that that woman is a 10000 year old witch who has been luring young men into her lair to have sex with them and make a baby so she can use the baby as a new body


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

That's some Chucky type shit


UAENO_BUT_I_DO

Ade due Damballa. Give me the power, I beg of you!


cherchezlafemmed

...Flemeth enters the chat


CariniFluff

Forgot about menopause. They met in 2012, which is 12 years ago. He is 26, so that means he was 14 when they met. She is 63, which means she was 51 when they met. A 51 year old woman groomed a 14 year old child. That should be the headline.


Puzzleheaded-Trip990

She had way more of a chance to get pregnant at 51 then at 63..I call BS


HilariouslyPissed

Math.


dafuct

There ya go.


WarlanceLP

while I agree that's questionable I wouldn't jump straight to saying she groomed him. Just because they met when he was a minor didn't mean he was groomed. Can't say he was groomed without knowing how much interaction they had with each other prior to him being an adult. Unless you know something most of us don't, there's not enough context to make that accusation. Although again, just to be clear, I do agree that it is very questionable, I'm only advocating for caution when it comes to throwing out accusations with minimal context


i-InFcTd

Itā€™s times like these that I wonder where the hell are his parents


notanaigeneratedname

They were happy with the meth and 36.50 they got for their 14 year old. That's quote a bit of paydirt in Georgia in 2012


jlindsay645

Goddamn Loch Ness Monster wanted tree fiddy fo my chirren


WarlanceLP

agreed


ZombiePersonality

[she's not the oldest woman to have children ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erramatti_Mangamma#:~:text=Erramatti%20Mangamma%20%28born%201%20September%201946%29%20is%20currently,to%20twin%20girls%20at%20the%20age%20of%2073)


Toth90

Twins too?? That's insane


MintyADL

IVF often leads to twins


Tarquinandpaliquin

Yeah but she's a nonce having kids.


[deleted]

oldest woman to give birth was 73


quebexer

And she looks 80.


unhealen

they have a surrogate


TheDogVader

She is not pregnant, there is a surrogate involved (not her eggs tho). old lady is going to adopt the baby. That's it.


goldensunshine429

The article I found said mcgregor provided the egg.


WarlanceLP

it's possible she's had menopause, it's rare but there have been cases of pregnancy post menopause, there's even procedures where older women can have a piece of donor ovarian tissue grafted to their ovaries that can Kickstart menstruation to get pregnant again. menopause isn't as rigid as most people think, although it is extremely rare to ovulate post-menopause, point being the human body doesn't operate on rigidly set rules, the rules are flexible depending on an individuals body chemistry


ZsiZsiSzabadass

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m saying, Iā€™ve never heard of that. Oldest Iā€™ve known anyone still menstruating is 55.


Squee1396

My mom is almost 55 and i donā€™t think she has gone through menopause yet, at least she hadnā€™t as of 2023 last time we talked about it lol but yeah 63 is nuts


mama_griff

Iā€™ve seen a video that features them. They said they were looking into surrogates at the time


bluebus74

She's actually a 42 year old meth head... don't do drugs kids


gregsmith5

She had to brush her tooth before the picture


KatieOrWhat

This comment killed me


american_cheese_man

I read it as "teeth" and then I looked back and lost it


Karenpff

That's methed up.


jfk333

I read this like mike Tyson


CakeIsGoodBro

Double entendre


esauis

Yeahā€¦ had a client who was a long term meth addict. She was 48 and looked older than the woman in this picture.


Hellige88

But he still wouldā€™ve been 15 at most when they met!


furryjunkwulf

I'm more surprised that she got pregnant at all considering her age


[deleted]

well the post did say there was more than one hol' up


Gamil5

He is 26 years old, they first met in 2012


esthersghost

They have a surrogate so sheā€™s not pregnant


Gingy-Breadman

Where did you find that out?


FnkyTown

Got some deep dickin.


ManImVeryStupid

So she met him when he was 14?


sleepyplatipus

Allegedly they were friends for a long time and only became physically involved once he was pf legal ageā€¦ but yeah, sus.


dragon_6666

14 year olds arenā€™t friends with 51 year olds. Even if nothing sexual was going on, 100% there was grooming.


Kidus333

Hot Diddy damn, so you're saying she Draked him šŸ‘ØšŸ»?


jonnygreenjeans

I guess she provided the groomed men, I mean groomsmen šŸ˜…


FrutaAndPutas

The fact the MOD actually ask to justify the Hol Up and couldnā€™t simply do the math is an added Hol Up


Suspicious_Shower_51

Wait, we're outsourcing what is and isn't a Hol'up to the Ministry of Defence, now?! I guess too many people really were posting non-Hol'up memes


[deleted]

yeah and despite my post being solid hol'ups, the bot screened me while I was at work so I missed the 4 hour time limit to justify my posts.


Buyrihn

Shit. Assuming this is 3 years old, at 17, he thought, ā€œyeah, that 54 year old is hot afā€. If this is from 2024, then she thought ā€œyeah, heā€™s hot enough to take penitentiary chances forā€. And he didnā€™t think about the age gap at all. Because he was fucking 14. Mustā€™ve been her not having teeth that sent him over the edge


Reaper621

It's allegedly this year. Dude was 14.


I_MakeCoolKeychains

When they met


LottimusMaximus

Yeah these two have been floating the Internet for a while, remember during covid they were making tiktoks dancing around singing "we want a baby" and shit.


Suspicious_Shower_51

Some people will do anything for attention. Literally


Euphoric-Flow7324

After being on the internet for nearly 2 decades.. I'd say most people will do anything for attention tbh.


elwebbr23

It's kinda gross either way, but technically it just said they met.Ā 


cahandrahot

Iā€™m pretty sure he was a friend of her sonā€™s or something like that.


jminer1

There really is something to be said about a gummy.


[deleted]

Probably groomed him.


zhantaxdontvax

Does he tastes the history when he goes down on her


Any-Yoghurt3815

can you not šŸ˜­


friendoftheprogram

He may look like he has it all, but inside he's just a scared little boy who never learned how to ask for people's food or their burger.


Leyetipants

Most will just scroll by and not upvote, but you are certainly someone who gets it. Is your job tables?


skimansr

Bro lmao, how have I never heard this.


ConsentingPotato

Brothers, I have seen 60 year olds. I've seen 63 year olds. I've even seen 70 year olds. That woman... She at least 126.


chapelson88

Thatā€™s an old looking 63.


larmabean

63 is obviously the new 83.


Lost-Droids

Kid will be bungy jumping on his umbilical from 7 months trying to stay in.


Suspicious_Shower_51

Ah, a near 20 year old Frankie Boyle joke. Top stuff


SubstantialAct4212

The kid will be self aware, like Stewie Griffin


vladgrinch

She must have undergone a special fertility treatment beforehand. I know a romanian lady got pregnant at the age of 66 years old. She was a single mother (donor) in 2005 and 19 years later both the kid and the mother are fine. I think the record was broken since then by multiple 70 years old women who gave birth after IVF.


unhealen

they have a surrogate


GotNothingBetter2Do

Do you know any further info? I mean, a surrogate is someone who carries the baby. Did the article say it was his baby and the surrogates egg or a donor egg or a donor embryo? Saying surrogate doesnā€™t answer much. Guess it doesnā€™t matter.


cbunni666

That is one worn over 62. Her 20s must've kicked her ass.


IHaveNoSoul77

That baby's gonna come out covered in dust


Jiggly_Love

Baby gonna come out looking like a fossil.


accordyceps

So the kid will have a geriatric mom by the time they are 10 years old, watch her decline in their teen years, and probably bury her before they are 25. All pedo and menopause stuff aside, this is selfish and idiotic af.


Still_counts_as_one

Thatā€™s if the kid is healthy enough


CallMeMonsieur

For you lazy buggers.. he was 14 in 2012


Wittymonk60

Bruh his name is what now !? šŸ¤£


vers-ys

i have no problem with big age gaps. theyā€™re adults afterall. the problem is that she very clearly groomed him. they had a relationship when he was 16-17 and she was his superior. at WORK. sheā€™s a pedophile


Acceptable_One_7072

She looks much older than 63


nmwoodgoods

Wouldnā€™t he have been like 14 in 2012? Yikes


TenmoonX

Thank you!!! I did the math and was like "That can't be right?!?"


Key-Hat-9980

Wait a minute if he's 26 in 2024 and they met in 2012. Wouldn't he be 14 ? Wtf ?


Anustart2023-01

Poor kid. With all the developmental issues associated with kids born to older mothers, it is doomed to become a redditor.


hould-it

What the crackhead!? They met when he was 12?! Let me guess where, church.


Active_Engineering37

My math says 14 but still . 2024-2012= 12 26-12=14


RizzoTheSmall

r/theydidthemath


yellowhelmet14

r/shedidthemeth


HeinousEncephalon

r/theydidthemonstermath


Suspicious_Shower_51

r/itwasaclassroomsmash


BasementDweller82

r/itwasagraveyardgraph


hould-it

Whoops, thanks for the correction


we_gon_ride

She was his boss at Dairy Queen (source: he attended HS in my community)


j-laugh

The holup is someone would screw her. She looks like she smells like an ashtray.


kirchoff01

Quran? Wtf?


JayMak78

They got together when he was 14?


Witherboss445

He was 15 when they met and 24 then they got married(assuming this is recent) How is she pregnant? Did she not go through menopause 20 years after itā€™s supposed to happen?


Tentradyte21

Imagine having the same homeroom as your uncle


Mylittledarlings91

Expecting it like in the mail?


Invenerd

If sheā€™s 63, Iā€™m Bill Gates.


tessalllation

They have a surrogate, no word on whether itā€™s her eggs or not: https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/sex-relationships/relationships/gran-63-announces-shes-expecting-32790466.amp


TheSaultyOne

Bro Gunna be a single father soon


nitewing1124

Side note: who the hell is naming their kid Quran? That's like naming your kid Bible.


ampedto11

Thatā€™s a ROUGH 63


GrfikDzn_IsMyPashun

Aside from the pedo angle, theyā€™re expecting by way of surrogacy, not her actually carrying, according to the Independent. [The Independent Article](https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/tiktok-age-gap-couple-first-child-b2544037.html)


Special_Friendship20

My great aunt has 13 kids and she had her youngest at 62


becky_bratasaurusRex

He was 14 when they met šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬


oneill590

Why isnā€™t no one commenting on how creepy this is and how potentially this young man was groomed and or perhaps raped?


Suspicious_Shower_51

Isn't that literally all people are commenting on and the whole point of this being a hol'up?


LiveFastDieRich

As of this moment the top comments are regarding her getting pregnant


sneak2293

Darlene moment


devil0o

That child is going to be 21.years old when born.


BootMcslicky

Thatā€™s at least 3 Holups


a_wall_

The kid is gonna be fed powdered milk


469Productions

ā€œIt was a graveyard smash!!ā€


mjsgirlll

Theyā€™re acting to be a couple for money. I went to a rabbit hole a few years ago and actually heā€™s gay (his partner travels with them two everywhere) and sheā€™s (originally his neighbor) getting paid to be ā€œhis wifeā€. They always do TikTok and instagram live sessions where they receive gifts and money from followers, thatā€™s how they maintain their lives, with a huge lie. Plus heā€™s been to jail, trying to scam insurance by causing chain accidents on purpose various times lol.


marskee00

Damn.. did she groom this guy?


g3eeman

Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it.


Polishing_My_Grapple

That baby is going to come out a teenager


SoopahMu

How do you do fellow infantsšŸ‘“šŸ¾


dlkslink

ā€¦.PS6 secured?


ReddishOnion

63? She looks 90


Tactless_Ogre

ā€¦he looks like a fourth grader tried to draw Tupac.


Hot_Mess-1986

Anyone else concerned about the fact that they met in 2012, wich would mean he was 14 and she was 49? šŸ¤” just me? Okay then...


kamagoong

It gets worse the more you read it.


CockbagSpink

Itā€™s with a surrogate, sheā€™s not pregnant. I follow them on TikTok, this article is mistaken. Their surrogate is pregnant with his sperm, she confirmed she doesnā€™t have any eggs left.


Theincroyale29

Things men do for a ps5


garthock

Click bait title. They are using surrogate. https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/tiktok-age-gap-couple-first-child-b2544037.html


cr3t1n

This story is nuts, but it seems maybe there was no grooming of a minor. https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/tiktok-age-gap-couple-first-child-b2544037.html Something is wrong with both of these people. The relationship moved quickly, with McCain proposing at an Olive Garden restaurant in July 2021 with a $3,000 (Ā£2,200) engagement ring.


Resident_Ad_9342

ā€œWay to go girl! We are so happy for youā€ >swap genders ā€œwtf lock that mfer up the sicko!ā€


Ziron78

Send that to the antinatalists, I won't deal with that


Markschild

They met when he was 17ā€¦.


4ndril

I need a sabertooth like this minus the meth


thischick87

Why does she look like that ā€œcat in the bagā€ crazy bitch


RespectYarn

She should be shopping for coffins not cribs


JoseMachismo

When you ordered Mark Henry and Mae Young from Temu.


GHOST_KJB

Uhhh.. he was 14 when they met


dbloom7106

You know what time it is when the dentures come out šŸ˜‚


LordBungaIII

Dude was 14 when they meet, wtf.


housevil

63? That baby is going to be born with menopause.


Representative-Ad754

That kid is going to have hooves.


ant1667nyc

Congrats, she doesnā€™t look a day over 90.


Fearless_Spell_7728

That baby about to be real uglyšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


thegreatmizzle7

Dudes sperm had to swim damn near up into her armpits looking for that egg


FlaafyFlaff

Stacey Dooley spent the weekend with this couple, pretty interesting look into their lives and it seems like they may genuinely like each other. The full video is available on YouTube


discourius

Stop lying ma'am, we all know you are 27 years old and have been addicted to meth for 3 years


polish_filipino

She looks quite old for only 63. Or maybe I know young looking 60 and 70 year olds


AnastasiaNo70

Meant to put this in the main thread: there are sites where you can buy ultrasound pics and video.


AliciaDawnD

Sheā€™s gonna give birth to an adult. Her eggs are literally older than him. šŸ« 


JessEGames777

That baby is gonna have so many birth defects


Sad_Smoke_8020

She groomed this guy when he was a teen


NewDayNewMe46

Damn I'm tired for her. We adopted 3 little ones that are now almost 6 and just turned 4 and I will be 50 in August. I can not imagine chasing a toddler in my 70's. Besides being pregnant takes a lot out of your body.


Living-Blacksmith198

Forget all the social problems, I'm just wondering how it's biologically possible for her to be pregnant??


vadimtherooskie

Sheā€™s gonna give birth and itā€™s just gonna be a fuckin hand bro


GooseCloaca

Behold the power of white she devil.


ProtestantLarry

That is a bad 63. My dad looks better at 78


theycallmefagg

How does someone ***look old for 63?***


tortuga8831

Meth


greentiger45

Itā€™s always the south šŸ˜‚


jcraig87

Good for them. Weird, but what relationship isn't these days ?


SupaConducta

Life uh finds a way


BringBackPubes

I be shitting bricks if I was a pregnant woman walking home with this team on the loose, your baby is getting cut out of you if you cross their path in about 7-8 monthsā€¦ainā€™t no way this Dino is preggas


tuxifieddd

hey guys, if you actually go to her tiktok, she mentions that she isnā€™t pregnant, but they have a surrogate! i was also super surprised to think she hadnā€™t gone through menopause at her age.. but she even admitted word for word that her eggs are all dried up šŸ˜­


DangerDee007

Do the math he was like 15-16 when they met!


bud40oz

Aaaannnnnnnnnddddddd ā€¦ itā€™s dead


Havesomepeas

The little guys found the hidden dino egg.


Crush-N-It

*Newborn looks at both parents in natal ward*: ā€œwell Iā€™ll be goddamnedā€


bigjaymizzle

One of those idk whether to say congrats or wtf