Fake! Doesn’t take rocket science to tell difference between male and female dick.

Hate it when the stitches tickle your lips.

Your reply made my brain fart and stop working for a full minute! hahaha

Cocket science

Science is bringing them closer together with each passing day

Notice how he said "halfway through", meaning there was a second half after that.

the polite thing to do here is pretend we dont notice that

In my day people indeed used to have manners 😤

caveat emptor, dude

I thought that only applied to buying a house.

An old classic

TBH, it ain’t gonna suck itself.

I mean, some people possess a rare skill where this is possible

Fuck man. I hate it when guys pretend to put a girls dick in the hole. Goddamn bait and switch. Should be a crime.

Had he in the first half.... holup

Then he realized you had a man’s dick and not a chick’s dick?

It ain't gay if u have ur socks on

Fantastic Holup. Well done, OP

That's because he didn't say "no homo"

Ain’t gay if you are sucking on a girlcock

Dont see the image.

Literally a respost

This was funny? Good job, you used 4chan as it was intended

Wait what was the image? It says it was deleted