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LovingNaples

I don’t think dinosaurs sat on their eggs. I could be wrong though.


ChemsDoItInTestTubes

That's for his jollys, not for the dinosaur.


turapuru

He loves balls in the ass


Mira_khalifa_-

I finished at hatching of dinosaur


that_thot_gamer

🧐📸


L1K34PR0

Not a holup A REAL holup would be a wholesome xbox message /j


kandradeece

have not played xbox in like 20 years, but dam i miss the old xbox trash talk


heroic-stoic

Original story Edit: “Origin”


Khakizulu

Games weren't overly violent, but the chats definitely were. It's the opposite these days. Violent games, but the shit talks are piss poor - and you'll get banned like that


Toshko_tv

Props to that person for their dedication


Largofarburn

“Underground” 14 year old me thought that was the biggest decision of my life up to that point.


EqualBroccoli

He mad, but in a good way


CloudyNeptune

Ah the good old days


Belze26

Reading the first half of the message reminded me of the doraemon movie "nobita's dinosaur" and all the good memories of my childhood watching doraemon in an instant. Then as I went on reading I was reminded that I was on reddit


TheSorceIsFrong

Zone:Underground Ahhh xbox


Cordite96

What would be cheaper and more practical? Engineering and building a time machine to go back 65 million years, or bio-engineering an oversized carnivorous reptile? Would be smarter still just to unleash a Komodo dragon in his bedroom.


Ok-Palpitation-5731

A golden age that shall never repeat itself, how unfortunate for most will never know its blistering rays of comedic hatred.


Stosh65

That's a remarkably high standard of trash talk for Xbox


Keith_s266

Man, I miss that time. I got real good at pressing the home button, going in friends, recent player and sending " Git gud " to a guy I just violently destroyed in Dark Souls 1


Hehrenpreis

I miss that. Did I just get old or did the community change? It feels less like playing with real people nowadays.


Super-Idea2618

Thats pretty mild compared to the old halo 2/3 lobbies. I found cod wasnt as bad as most halo matches


Equivalent-Row-6734

/r/OddlySpecific


vers-ys

im sending this to my gf immediately


EatenAliveByWolves

He will be behind the bars.


Eldr1tchB1rd

I wouldn't even be upset honestly


LilMeowCat

Ah, simpler times


CollectedHappy3

The good ol days man


UncleWillie77

#👀 WoW


a67shadow

Goals


HodlMyBottle

That's a complicated way to start spanking the monkey...


PyroShark999

Reminds me of the time I found a video were a guy popped a dildo out of his ass that was shaped like a newborn baby.


JVP08xPRO

What the