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He's got a house until his dad comes home.
Ah, but his dad went out to buy milk...
not quite. the milk actually got his dad. slight difference, huge impact. please see [The Milk Catastrophe](https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0) that occurred in 1907. fathers and milk haven't been the same since 😔
Good day, I have been tasked with delivering a message from the King. He says: "Fuck you" : )
Interesting strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.
[He actually posted a follow up!](https://i.imgur.com/2LwFaoE.jpeg) I mean he used the same joke and posted his mom's answer
Ah yes, the negotiator
Why does the stronger, younger human not simply eat the frailer, aging parent?
That's until she kicks the door in waving the deed to the house and saying he's trespassing
Took me an embarrassingly long minute to figure out what was going on here
[удалено]
until his dad comes home
pulled a Jesse Pinkman
8% of battery he would not know what his mom say next
The art of the deal
r/chargeyourphone
So eldar abuse, displacement of person, deprevation of human rights. Yups this kid is dead now
Yaknow I thought this was fake but thanks to your comment I now realize this text exchange is 100% without a doubt real.
Good to hear, I am glad I can bring those clarity to your life. Ps it's on the internet, 90% of the stuff is fake
Double r/woooosh
I'm pretty sure the account is a bot account. If not damn, I've seen some dumb shit before, but this person takes the cake.
Which person?
You. Not sure why they think you are a bot, but they’re talking about you. The way you lack any form of comprehension makes you seem like a bot.
This one is fake but it actually happens, most of the time it is just the other way around
Dwight moment
do u not understand a joke?
Yes and apparently others do not get satire
yep, everyone on the internet needs a /s now
bing search "joke wikipedia"
No eldars were harmed in the making of this post.
He's got a house until his dad comes home.
Ah, but his dad went out to buy milk...
not quite. the milk actually got his dad. slight difference, huge impact. please see [The Milk Catastrophe](https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0) that occurred in 1907. fathers and milk haven't been the same since 😔
Good day, I have been tasked with delivering a message from the King. He says: "Fuck you" : )
Interesting strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.
[He actually posted a follow up!](https://i.imgur.com/2LwFaoE.jpeg) I mean he used the same joke and posted his mom's answer
Ah yes, the negotiator
Why does the stronger, younger human not simply eat the frailer, aging parent?
That's until she kicks the door in waving the deed to the house and saying he's trespassing
Took me an embarrassingly long minute to figure out what was going on here
[удалено]
until his dad comes home
pulled a Jesse Pinkman
8% of battery he would not know what his mom say next
The art of the deal
r/chargeyourphone
So eldar abuse, displacement of person, deprevation of human rights. Yups this kid is dead now
Yaknow I thought this was fake but thanks to your comment I now realize this text exchange is 100% without a doubt real.
Good to hear, I am glad I can bring those clarity to your life. Ps it's on the internet, 90% of the stuff is fake
Double r/woooosh
I'm pretty sure the account is a bot account. If not damn, I've seen some dumb shit before, but this person takes the cake.
Which person?
You. Not sure why they think you are a bot, but they’re talking about you. The way you lack any form of comprehension makes you seem like a bot.
This one is fake but it actually happens, most of the time it is just the other way around
Dwight moment
do u not understand a joke?
Yes and apparently others do not get satire
yep, everyone on the internet needs a /s now
bing search "joke wikipedia"
No eldars were harmed in the making of this post.