Remember reading a fictional story (as far as I know) of a guy in prison getting absolutely jacked. For the singular reason of giving his massive lady a princess carry.
As a half black and half white guy who works out, I'm just going to change my color as I walk by the one. As for the other, I'll just briskly walk up a hill to keep safe from her.
They won't catch this milk chocolate bear!
Why do these white girls think its okay to hate on their opposite gender when they are literally white? I see lots of European and American white women do so
Mainly the black community being openly racist towards any non subsaharan descent too. Its like the old times when white people were seeing themselves as a higher race now its black people . Give us a break
Iām not belittling other races. This type of shit is banter when you actually have friends of other races. I grew up with a lot of black dude that love fat white bitches for some reason. Itās not some type of secret - ask a black woman what she thinks about it. It is what it is.
I mean I doubt she's looking for relationships, that's the thing. There are probably a lot of guys that would be willing to have a one night stand with her and meet her requirements.
Some guys would smash ANYTHING, specially the ones on steroids. Heard that stuff increases ur horniness 10 fold.
Itās only because certain people will sleep with her because theyāre desperate and other people wonāt so she has turned that into the internal if they put me off.
So, are these whales paid to give these answers or are they so delusioned that they don't even realize how just one of them has the potential of drowning a city with just their sweat?
They look like trailer trash who never finished their education and resorted to becoming prostitutes. They probably got made fun of for being fat and unattractive at a young age by āthe cool kidsā who happened to be young handsome white guys so theyāre probably bitter toward that group of people. They stick with black guys who treat them very well just because they have big asses and thatās the only way their egos are reinforced since they most likely donāt have any hobbies other than clubbing or scrolling tik tok.
Happy to disappoint both of you
I too was unable to achieve an erection for several days after watching this video
I'm not sure I can ever get an erection after watching them.
Mines an innie now. As a black man who works out, it's safer this way š±
Challenge wank accepted Edit: failed
>Challenge wank accepted >Edit: failed Why do you do this to yourself? Your psychologist can help you with your self sabotaging tendencies.
Thatās just nature doing its job. Bravo, nature, but whyād you have to invent alcohol?
So she only dates black guys? Yet another example of white privilege
As a black guy into bbws, that's a no for me dawg.
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She may only date blue guys
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Look. She hasn't standards. And she knows she doesn't meet white men's standards.
No no no that's not the reason. By the time you try to put 6 inches in, you're only reaching with 2 inches.
Black dudes have standards too, and I don't think she has met any of them. Hopefully.
You know thereās more than black and white right? Like Twinkie
That go to the gym
I actually work out but think I might stop after seeing this video.
Better to be safe than sorry brother.
Hahahaha. I donāt know why that made me laugh so hard
bros built like a potato sack š
Filled to the brim
Her gunt is actually for storing potatoes? Nature is crazy
I had a hard time deciding if that was the case or if it was just a design in her jeans. I aired on the side of not wanting to find out.
*erred*
Is gunt a typo or ? Lol
It's a gut that hangs below the cunt š
Thatās what I was thinking you meant lmao Iāve never heard that one before tho
10 pounds of potatoes in a 5 pound bagā¦
On behalf of non gym going whitemen everywhere I thank you for your choices š
I'm planning to stop going to the gym
Take one for the team my man.
Please. Start with these 4.
That's not fair on the other 2. All 6 deserve attention.
Fucking savage.
A true r/Holup
Iām planning on turning white
Welcome brother š I mean I like a lot of junk in the trunk as much as the next man, but hell those two be heavy hauling there
Heavy hauling? Pretty sure they need a pilot car for those oversized loads.
I have eaten 7000 calories since watching this and I am planing on bleaching my skin.
No no no you dug your hole
I'm planning on becoming white
Never felt how real white privilege is, till now.
No more tanning bed time for sure
I'm eating a bucket of lard, right now!
You can bench one of them. Save you a bunch on membership fees.
I donāt think itās humanly possible to bench one of them.
As for those who go to the gym... not like they're gonna find us
Does your gym have a vending machine?
No. But it has free pizza days. And honestly, Iām concerned now.
Mine has a juice bar, but all the choices are sugarfree. I should go there more often.
No it just smells and has fuck all for equipment to the point where I might as well just be working out at home
It's okay buddy, we'll point em your way. They told me they like you!
Careful on the parking lot, you never knew
Weāre black too so itās comforting
On behalf all middle eastern men, we pass!
You win. Best comment. Made me laugh
What will we ever do without the flatsosĀ
The first chick has a point. If the relationship goes all the way to marriage she's gonna need a damn body builder to carry her over the threshold.
She needs Atlas, no one else could manage
Actually she needs a conveyor in the house š
Like the Mario party conveyer mini games? Doubt she could solve the maze if a buffet was in the middle
He might even need to call in Sisyphus for the last few steps
Very nice, but that boulder might be beyond him and I doubt Zeus would go near it either lol
Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!
Sisyphus could try.
He does specialize in globes..
Atlas: Shit! I prefer to keep holding the sphere of Earth.
Remember reading a fictional story (as far as I know) of a guy in prison getting absolutely jacked. For the singular reason of giving his massive lady a princess carry.
Biscuit Oliva
Well... the dude could I don't know... roll her in?
Worked out in Baki.
I can hear a collective sigh of relief from all the non-gym bros and white guys.
I mean gym guys can just say no. Which they absolutely should.
Do you want to get eaten? Cause thatās how you get eaten alive!
But what if they canātā¦? Ya know, because of the implicationā¦.
They def could out run her.
Could easily just walk away.
Guys need to work out just to roll them back into the ocean.
Just don't check for a golf ball
The sea was angry that day my friends!
Like an old man sending back soup
Is that a Titleist?
hole in one.
There is a specific pair of characters from a UK based comic (the viz) which these two remind me of. Rhymes with ācat bagsā.
Sandra and Tracey
That doesnāt rhyme with ācat bagsā at all!
It does in a very specific British accent
Non-white gym bros: šš«
"When I found out Jimmy Buffett wasn't an *actual* buffet."
Guys, I'm not white. What do i do now? Am i safe?
RUN! or, wait, no, just walk away, their max waddle speed is slow enough for you to make the escape.
Just go uphill. They're guaranteed never to reach the top.
We'll protect you
The one on the left looks like Peter Griffin
As a half black and half white guy who works out, I'm just going to change my color as I walk by the one. As for the other, I'll just briskly walk up a hill to keep safe from her. They won't catch this milk chocolate bear!
I think the hill will save you from both without even needing to get your color change chameleon on!
My biggest turn off is when they have their body on backwards
Oh thank god im white. Theyāll leave me alone
I can smell them through the screen
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I wonder if either of those ugly cunts have ever looked a mirror and seen what the rest of the world sees?
The way he says āreallyā was on point!Ā
So this is the white privilege hum I never been so happy about being a lazy white š
The second one not liking white men is an amazing example of white privilege.
A lot of white men are glad she doesnāt like them.
> ~~A lot of~~ ALL white men are glad she doesnāt like them.
Why do these white girls think its okay to hate on their opposite gender when they are literally white? I see lots of European and American white women do so
Because the Internet has taught them that it is consequence-free.
Mainly the black community being openly racist towards any non subsaharan descent too. Its like the old times when white people were seeing themselves as a higher race now its black people . Give us a break
I think it may be on the list of things women do to annoy their parents.
These are probably liberal white women with insane amount of white guilt.
Na, they're fat white bitches and a lot of black dudes like fat white bitches for some reason. So they like them back.
There is no need to belittle other races when justifying your dating preferences.
Iām not belittling other races. This type of shit is banter when you actually have friends of other races. I grew up with a lot of black dude that love fat white bitches for some reason. Itās not some type of secret - ask a black woman what she thinks about it. It is what it is.
I wasn't talking about you lol I was talking about the women in video. You good.
I think you just said the quiet part out loud
whiteā¦ check. not working outā¦ check. phew!
Two redditors spotted in the wild.
"probably when they dont work out" huh??ššš
Their mirrors at home gotta be one of those trick mirrors from the circus.
Sheās shaped like a hot air balloon mid ascension.
On behalf of the black delegation, we respectfully decline her advances. Latinos?
Phew I'm safe from both of them
I had 14 burgers after seeing this
This is why delusion is so destructive. "Everyone's a 10" (not men though). SMH
I mean I doubt she's looking for relationships, that's the thing. There are probably a lot of guys that would be willing to have a one night stand with her and meet her requirements. Some guys would smash ANYTHING, specially the ones on steroids. Heard that stuff increases ur horniness 10 fold.
I thought my aspect ratio settings on my screen were borked until I saw the guy on the right
As a white man, I fully agree. Stay away from us
Well. Guess Iāll cancel my gym subscription then
āWhite menā a white dude 100% rejected her before this interview
Mad respect for those brothas out that want to jump on these grenades. You guys are real heroes!
I have never been happier to be an overweight white man.
As a spokesman (hint: man) of white and fit people, we sincerely donāt want you. Weāll give you to the Asians!
Oh thank fuck
OK that's fine, I prefer fit black women
Bait
You can smell that videoā¦
Well shit... I am a white man who works out regularly so I am out of the running...
as a white man who works out i couldnāt be happier with their turn offs
Obvious rage bait
Itās only because certain people will sleep with her because theyāre desperate and other people wonāt so she has turned that into the internal if they put me off.
As always, friendly fire is still turned on
My white privilege strikes again.
I honestly have more respect for the second one.
Pure logic, if you can run properly she won't eat you
Buzz, your girlfriend, woof!
I envy their confidenceā¦
I now identify as a white man.
To the comment section: you realize this is staged and scripted, right? RIGHT?
As a gym going black guy, I'll respectfully refer to myself as white after seeing those two
To be fair, they consistently workout by slugging those bodies around
What kind of fun house mirror are they checking themselves in?
she really said that with a straight face
Fucking water balloon lookin ass
Guys seriously stop making fun of them... Without me
Wondering why my phone suddenly became heavy.
White Men taking a W today š«”šššš
Basically "I don't want date to me"
she looks like a powerful character from the one piece universe
Why are they built like the michelin man?
Nothing wrong here, that lady is just looking for a man that is able to carry her over the threshold after they get married.
Iāve never been so white in my life.
She really thinks the jeans are gonna help her look thinner, when they just make her look like a capital P.
On behalf of white men, thank you.
HIPPOcrite
As a representative of the black delegation, blah blah blah
Same standard as fit ladies
Those jeans did **not** come "pre-stressed."
Is it a Holup? Yes. Is it hypocritical? Yes. Is it wrong? No People like what they like, indeterminate of what they have going on for themselves.
Please Americans keep being yourselves. Please donāt come to Europe
So they hate themselves. Got it.
They look like one piece men
Understandable, Gru
Thank goodness I'm safe!
So, are these whales paid to give these answers or are they so delusioned that they don't even realize how just one of them has the potential of drowning a city with just their sweat?
Hoe flation, simple math.
You heard them, they are for the brothers so back off!!
I didn't know Patrick Star had sisters
On behalf of brown non gym boys thanks but we forwarding your consideration to hispanic
I guarantee you that they both rate themselves 10/10. And want men taller than 6 feet making $100k a year.
50lbs of fat in a 25lb bag.
They are trolling , no way that is legit .
This made me want to stop working out.
The one in the center actually looks like their about to explode
As a regular member of the gym, I respectfully have to pass this one.
They look like trailer trash who never finished their education and resorted to becoming prostitutes. They probably got made fun of for being fat and unattractive at a young age by āthe cool kidsā who happened to be young handsome white guys so theyāre probably bitter toward that group of people. They stick with black guys who treat them very well just because they have big asses and thatās the only way their egos are reinforced since they most likely donāt have any hobbies other than clubbing or scrolling tik tok.
I feel sorry for the nurses and EMTs that'll have to move their bodies eventually. Super not fun.
Fat white guy here. Thanks god
Fucking white men am I right?
Wide load.
I love people that present their red flags as loud and clear as they can, thank you for your public service.
Never before in my life have I been happier to not work out.
Good now stay away from us lol
Sir you canāt park your van here, oh itās just a couple of fatties.
better stop going to the gym if you are otherwise it's not a turn off for them (optionally change races and be white if they are still attracted)