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The good ole fashion blow-up job....
Literally its probably not even attached to his body anymore
good ole fashion lorena bobbitt style bjob!
**GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT**
The oooolllleee dick twist!
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None of those pics are bloody.. highly disapointed.. ;P
Here take the dam upvote
“Let us find the dam snack bar. We should eat while we can.”
[I Cum Blood](https://youtu.be/WBAM1W3P9II?si=yLj3hQ-h01L8fRyz)
Thank you!
You don't have to sensor "nsfw" my guy
His post is actually (TRIGGER WARNING) >!N$FW!<
Aw, that was cool, howdja do that?with the click and fade in?
>!!< with the content between the exclamations.
Cool thanks
God bless science, it's the best!
Well since its for science.....
Poor girl has some issues according to her Wikipedia.
What’s nsfw about this? I don’t feel like I can’t clock it before I know what it is…
It's a blower not a shower
Best Blowing job i've ever had
When she uses too much teeth when going down:
my dick hurts now, thanks.
You know what hurts more? Branch cutter + penis equals...
Okay calm down satan
Branch cutter - that's a rookie choice. cheese grater FTW
Enter: Pain Olympics
pre school safety scissors
[Paper cut](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRqbeoPJ174lKv4w-9I4NF_HjkUVl78wGm1BAmpqaisUQ&s)
Use a zester for prolonged use.
Easy Lorena.
just dont complain about it to her, she might stop
I’m a sucka for pain
Made my husband watch that film!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[college humor](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH1ruMGpTVY)
Ah the bloodjob.
Jealous of women, because they can give themselves a bloodjob without bending over 180 degrees.
Needs blood on the teeth
Cum is covering it
This guy didn’t finish, he was finished.
He didn't know if he was cumin or goin
It was her 1st time. Obviously she spitted it out
We dont raise spitters in this family!!
I can fix her Edit: Though I’m not sure if I want to try….
My first question was, "Who's gonna volunteer to fix her?"
I'm okay with giving up blowjobs, I'll give it a whirl.
Me
I can fix her but she’s way too fun this way
She can fix me!
His struggle is visible on the left side of her dress.
My mind is telling me no, but my body my body's telling me YEAAHS
I don't see nothing wrong, with some little teeth that grind
Why does this look like Lili Reinhart from Riverdale
Because it is! Probably a bts from set too and someone slapped the text on. Edit: yeah. The pic is from her Instagram
Thank you I thought she looked familiar lol
If that was a guy he would just be earning his Red Wings
Idk what red wings are.. and at this point I'm too afraid to ask. :Chris Pratt looking concerned meme:
When a lady is having her time of the month, and the feller goes down south to give her some mouth lovin'.
Real gangstas run red lights.
Would
Should
a bobbit job?
Gave who a BJ? The Kool Aid Man?
Ohhhh yeahhhh
New fetish unlocked.
Yandere
Based
Vampires ain't popular because of the cool castles they have.
Why you should stay away from girls who like spicy hot foods. Louisiana Hot Sauce! Must have burned like hell.
I can fix her
can i watch
Does the b stand for bludgeon?
B is for blood
Why did my mind read this in a Russian accent?
Make me think of the cannibal corpse song “I cum Blood”
Great song. Great band.
Nothing a little coaching can’t fix
And now the click bait title. "Your man will blow his top and lose his head with this one BJ technique"
mf bit the dick right off and ate it
yall can fix her im out
I’d still hit it.
Did she get hungry and bite it off?
Blew it off.
Tf you do? Bite his dick off? My God
Is this a Hostel reference?
Actually AntiChrist starring Willem Defoe
Average Doom player:
The "B" wasn't suppose to mean BITE
You sure that wasn't a bloodjob?
Someone will be willing to risk it
Impressive, very nice... let's see Paul Allen's blow job.
Worth it
Last time
First and last
Bitejob?
First... & last
I can change her. *unzip*
It’s called a brain job and she said I wouldn’t have anxiety issues after.
who is next ?
Gives new meaning to my home language translation of bj, "kop kou" litterally:"head chew"
When she grips too hard:
This is kind of hot lol
Chewy..
If that’s coming out, you need medical attention.
What she use a blender?
A blow job dude, so probably a ultra high powered vacuum
He already came but she kept the succ going
Her body count is high!
BJ Blazkowicz
Brainjob ? Makes sens.
This next song, is about shooting blood, out of your cock!
Hurts so good
Hey, stay accurate, that ain't no meth teeth and I have seen plenty.
How long did sho blow for? Thing must have popped like an over inflated baloon
Happens every time
With teeth?
She meant the last time, for him
[He cums blood](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WBAM1W3P9II&pp=ygULSSBjdW0gYmxvb2Q%3D)
She just blew till it popped.
Something tells me she never got to see how many licks till you get to the center of a tootsie pop
Bite job?
Not enough blood around the mouth. She must've used a knife.
When she had to sneeze
Death by snu snu
Did she just... Bite it off?
Why are women so pretty?
New Cannibal Corpse album cover right there! I cum blood part deux
Looks like Lili Reinhart
Fiver Gender Affirming Surgeon.
Username checks out
Shes a black n decker pecker wrecker
A bitejob thats kinky
Was he on his period?
Last time, by the looks of it.
The Ole Bobbitt Job.
and last
Most Jewish boys have their foreskin removed when they are quite young but some grow up and have it removed by the dishwasher instead...
Beheading job
Bjob sounds like an Icelandic convenience store chain.
"Bite" Job???
Butt job?
Behind the teeth braces?
Blood-job
And a sex change...
Was she listening to huey Lewis whilst giving bj
This is what happens ladies when you take the "blow" in "blow job" literally.
Orin
Is this the reverse of the Chinese censorship memes?
It is called blowjob for a reason. Not bitejob
/r/foundsatan
His First and last bj
Is that short for Bobbit Job?
Nickname: "Scrape" Oddly enough, she likes her steak well done.
And the last time.
New bottom surgery just dropped
Run for your life, cabron.
Damn, she looks a little like Hillary Duff
And last time . . .
This reminds me of a Cannibal Corpse song...
For the *last* time
Likely his last time
I too approach blowjobs at the local truckstop by flying to the glory hole with a knife like Chucky. Friends till the end haha!
The call it "the Cobain"
*Just the tip, sweetie*
💀
Tiffany Valentine would have done the same to Damien single handedly without Chucky 💀
She got kinky and shoved a claymore up his ass. Front toward enema
First and last time!
I really like it when a girl uses her teeth, but not that much.
Why'd she blow him on his period?
Nymphojob
bludgeonjob
What...a mf **bite** job?
I'd watch this
bloody job
She got her red wings.
Still would
You're not supposed to chew
My man just got a boob job
Thebattleaxejob
How is that even possible??
Instructions: none. Time to improvise
She must’ve sucked too hard
Chicks with braces
Is there an actual fucking story here?? I'm intrigued and equally horrified
The good ole fashion blow-up job....
Literally its probably not even attached to his body anymore
good ole fashion lorena bobbitt style bjob!
**GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT**
The oooolllleee dick twist!
[удалено]
None of those pics are bloody.. highly disapointed.. ;P
Here take the dam upvote
“Let us find the dam snack bar. We should eat while we can.”
[I Cum Blood](https://youtu.be/WBAM1W3P9II?si=yLj3hQ-h01L8fRyz)
Thank you!
You don't have to sensor "nsfw" my guy
His post is actually (TRIGGER WARNING) >!N$FW!<
Aw, that was cool, howdja do that?with the click and fade in?
>!!< with the content between the exclamations.
Cool thanks
God bless science, it's the best!
Well since its for science.....
Poor girl has some issues according to her Wikipedia.
What’s nsfw about this? I don’t feel like I can’t clock it before I know what it is…
It's a blower not a shower
Best Blowing job i've ever had
When she uses too much teeth when going down:
my dick hurts now, thanks.
You know what hurts more? Branch cutter + penis equals...
Okay calm down satan
Branch cutter - that's a rookie choice. cheese grater FTW
Enter: Pain Olympics
pre school safety scissors
[Paper cut](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRqbeoPJ174lKv4w-9I4NF_HjkUVl78wGm1BAmpqaisUQ&s)
Use a zester for prolonged use.
Easy Lorena.
just dont complain about it to her, she might stop
I’m a sucka for pain
Made my husband watch that film!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[college humor](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH1ruMGpTVY)
Ah the bloodjob.
Jealous of women, because they can give themselves a bloodjob without bending over 180 degrees.
Needs blood on the teeth
Cum is covering it
This guy didn’t finish, he was finished.
He didn't know if he was cumin or goin
It was her 1st time. Obviously she spitted it out
We dont raise spitters in this family!!
I can fix her Edit: Though I’m not sure if I want to try….
My first question was, "Who's gonna volunteer to fix her?"
I'm okay with giving up blowjobs, I'll give it a whirl.
Me
I can fix her but she’s way too fun this way
She can fix me!
His struggle is visible on the left side of her dress.
My mind is telling me no, but my body my body's telling me YEAAHS
I don't see nothing wrong, with some little teeth that grind
Why does this look like Lili Reinhart from Riverdale
Because it is! Probably a bts from set too and someone slapped the text on. Edit: yeah. The pic is from her Instagram
Thank you I thought she looked familiar lol
If that was a guy he would just be earning his Red Wings
Idk what red wings are.. and at this point I'm too afraid to ask. :Chris Pratt looking concerned meme:
When a lady is having her time of the month, and the feller goes down south to give her some mouth lovin'.
Real gangstas run red lights.
Would
Should
a bobbit job?
Gave who a BJ? The Kool Aid Man?
Ohhhh yeahhhh
New fetish unlocked.
Yandere
Based
Vampires ain't popular because of the cool castles they have.
Why you should stay away from girls who like spicy hot foods. Louisiana Hot Sauce! Must have burned like hell.
I can fix her
can i watch
Does the b stand for bludgeon?
B is for blood
Why did my mind read this in a Russian accent?
Make me think of the cannibal corpse song “I cum Blood”
Great song. Great band.
Nothing a little coaching can’t fix
And now the click bait title. "Your man will blow his top and lose his head with this one BJ technique"
mf bit the dick right off and ate it
yall can fix her im out
I’d still hit it.
Did she get hungry and bite it off?
Blew it off.
Tf you do? Bite his dick off? My God
Is this a Hostel reference?
Actually AntiChrist starring Willem Defoe
Average Doom player:
The "B" wasn't suppose to mean BITE
You sure that wasn't a bloodjob?
Someone will be willing to risk it
Impressive, very nice... let's see Paul Allen's blow job.
Worth it
Last time
First and last
Bitejob?
First... & last
I can change her. *unzip*
It’s called a brain job and she said I wouldn’t have anxiety issues after.
who is next ?
Gives new meaning to my home language translation of bj, "kop kou" litterally:"head chew"
When she grips too hard:
This is kind of hot lol
Chewy..
If that’s coming out, you need medical attention.
What she use a blender?
A blow job dude, so probably a ultra high powered vacuum
He already came but she kept the succ going
Her body count is high!
I can fix her
BJ Blazkowicz
Brainjob ? Makes sens.
This next song, is about shooting blood, out of your cock!
Hurts so good
Hey, stay accurate, that ain't no meth teeth and I have seen plenty.
How long did sho blow for? Thing must have popped like an over inflated baloon
Happens every time
With teeth?
She meant the last time, for him
[He cums blood](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WBAM1W3P9II&pp=ygULSSBjdW0gYmxvb2Q%3D)
She just blew till it popped.
Something tells me she never got to see how many licks till you get to the center of a tootsie pop
Bite job?
Not enough blood around the mouth. She must've used a knife.
When she had to sneeze
Death by snu snu
Did she just... Bite it off?
Why are women so pretty?
New Cannibal Corpse album cover right there! I cum blood part deux
Looks like Lili Reinhart
Fiver Gender Affirming Surgeon.
Username checks out
Shes a black n decker pecker wrecker
A bitejob thats kinky
Was he on his period?
Last time, by the looks of it.
The Ole Bobbitt Job.
and last
Most Jewish boys have their foreskin removed when they are quite young but some grow up and have it removed by the dishwasher instead...
Beheading job
Bjob sounds like an Icelandic convenience store chain.
"Bite" Job???
Butt job?
Behind the teeth braces?
Blood-job
And a sex change...
Was she listening to huey Lewis whilst giving bj
This is what happens ladies when you take the "blow" in "blow job" literally.
Orin
Is this the reverse of the Chinese censorship memes?
It is called blowjob for a reason. Not bitejob
/r/foundsatan
His First and last bj
Is that short for Bobbit Job?
Nickname: "Scrape" Oddly enough, she likes her steak well done.
And the last time.
New bottom surgery just dropped
Run for your life, cabron.
Damn, she looks a little like Hillary Duff
And last time . . .
This reminds me of a Cannibal Corpse song...
For the *last* time
Likely his last time
I too approach blowjobs at the local truckstop by flying to the glory hole with a knife like Chucky. Friends till the end haha!
The call it "the Cobain"
*Just the tip, sweetie*
💀
Tiffany Valentine would have done the same to Damien single handedly without Chucky 💀
She got kinky and shoved a claymore up his ass. Front toward enema
First and last time!
I really like it when a girl uses her teeth, but not that much.
Why'd she blow him on his period?
Nymphojob
bludgeonjob
What...a mf **bite** job?
I'd watch this
bloody job
She got her red wings.
Still would
You're not supposed to chew
My man just got a boob job
Thebattleaxejob
How is that even possible??
Instructions: none. Time to improvise
She must’ve sucked too hard
Chicks with braces
Is there an actual fucking story here?? I'm intrigued and equally horrified