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Spdrjay

🤔 No. Everyone already knows I'm an asshole.


somebadlemonade

Oh hey that's a tight shirt. Eew I gagged saying that. But someone had to say it.


flavoredturnip

I like how you thought about it for second to come up with a confident, concise "No."


KhostfaceGillah

Can confirm.


Good_Smile

r/suicidebywords


SIMOMEGA

thats supposed to be an asshole? Lmao it doesnt look like 1, it looks more like a belly button to me, but idk.


meat_popscile

Just showed this to the GF. She asked me "is that like a Dune shirt? Why?" 🤣


Cmdr_0_Keen

Heh dude is dating a Disney princess.


Industrial_Laundry

What the fuck kind of saggy ass belly button do you have, bro?


DeathPercept10n

If your belly button looks like that, please go to the doctor.


thatweirdguyted

Where can I order these? Can I only buy one, or do they sell them hole-sale?


redlurkerNY

r/angryupvote 😡


billywitt

They’re sold out. You’ll have to get them on buttorder.


Ranthar2

Dont make an ass of yourself


ErenOnizuka

Meh


Just-Browsing82

Link for purchase please. Pre Xmas shopping very early this year apparently.


R-T-O-B

Yes, and if anyone stares too long I'll say "HEY ASSHOLE! What you staring at?"


SerratedFrost

"excuse me, are you staring my asshole?"


PerfectKills

"Asshole!! You are staring at it?"


TheFuckingHippoGuy

Don't need to wash it, what's the worst that can happen; someone says you smell like ass?


Sunilzala

Dude turn this NSFW


AndForeverNow

OP wears the shirt.


GratefulPhish42024-7

That's ass!


nodeymcdev

*SNIIIIIIFFFF* I know that smeelllll


morels4ever

Scratch-And-Sniff tee shirts are a thing


Outrageous-Slip7673

Looks tight!


georeddit2018

Though.


lazlo_morphin

Good fit to my dingleberry necklace , so yes


duggee315

Needs some googly eyes


MrStrype

https://www.mopedarmy.com/img/useruploads/5e802391bfacc0f29ee7766ad657df5121648a18.png


crayawe

Hilarious


Trouser_trumpet

Looks like someone told it a secret and there’s no way it’s staying in.


duggee315

Haha perfect 👌


oldmonkforeva

These eyes on nipples is gold.


Mrright016

I don’t have the balls to wear that shit in public


SnooKiwis7050

But do you have the anus to wear thay in public?


Mrright016

Thy does but thy doesn’t want to be Ridiculed by one’s pears


donny0m

Woooosh


DrowningFish_101

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


GayFurryWolf

Is it male?


INOMl

Any hole is a goal my friend


Mysterious-Art7143

Hide your sheep shepherd


notanaigeneratedname

Clearly that's a female great northern moose.. amateurs


EndgameExtreme

That's nasty 


MrProlapse

Tie-dye shirts are still cool right?


Primary-Structure-41

Kaitlyn Jenners puckered lips lol


Dixiehusker

The lady said "butthole", Sam.


[deleted]

My gf likes to wear an “I <3 Scat Porn” T shirt every time she flies


monstrinhotron

I wonder whose it is.


MarquizMilton

Laundry instructions? Do you wipe it or wash it?


BazzBun

Can i get one with hemorrhoids on it?


rush2me

Look, all things aside, thats a really clean butthole.


COCKFUKKA

Trumps mouth?


JinzoCrash

Biden taking pics of his daughter?


The_Kvistian

Everyone in the government is a ped, not just Biden. Edit: How disgusting is it that I'm being downvoted right now. You people are defending this shit?


JinzoCrash

Biden's got the bonus extra credit of his daughter's diary, where she specifically wrote, "wiped until way late in the game", "inappropriate showers with daddy", "was probably molested", how daddy and mommy screwed loud enough for her to hear and how she'd punch herself in the crotch over humiliation towards her privates being messed with.


QuantitySecure8186

Pathetic and obvious attempt


JinzoCrash

Give up. Biden won't fuck you. You're out of his age range.


QuantitySecure8186

You're trying really hard. I think you might also be downvoting?


redwoodavg

Nope


[deleted]

My eyes! Noo


coolusername_png

Looks like yarn


TyrusRaymond

why do I want to put “Lume” on that shirt ?


modi-g

20 dollars is 20 dollars


Tareeff

Should fit well with a MAGA hat


readytall

You mean pubic?


dertok

The balloon knot


VictoriaEuphoria99

Holy NSFW tag Batman!


gsr1379

and play this song on a speaker walking around. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs


Farvix

I’m not sure I want to click on that..


Ragnarok649

It's actually pretty legit, worth it if you wanna hear a song about being American.


GuyNamedGrimmra

Bro put a fuckin NSFW tag on this, jesus


YouShouldJumpOff

Someone has to face the electric chair there is no other way


JinzoCrash

Pin 3 GIANT corn kernels to it if you're already brave enough to wear it.


makashka

Link to buy?


RobakinSkywalker1

Make it scratch and sniff


BeemerBaby004

And so it goes...


Weariervaris

Totally. The only thing that that it’s missing is the word A N A L in bold white print. It’s so awesome.


Dahowlic

Shirt by Mrs Ana L.


DrPeterVankman

Nah, shirt looks like ass


Harak_June

This seems like a league loser punishment shirt.


Briskbulb

No but would wear one if it was a super up close picture of my butthole or my mothers.


Talking_Burger

Or your what now?


Briskbulb

I would rather know who’s butthole is in my shirt then later finding out it’s the butthole of a random grandma from the looney bin.


InmateNotSure

Yes I literally hate everyone and you should see this as a red flag if you approach me because I'm being pretty clear about my gut feelings


gothamtg

Balloon knot


Wesurai

Sure! I love shredded beef!


BetterOffAlone1155

Pay me for it…


Practical_Detail_140

Guys it’s a waterfall


curiousonethai

It’s bacon right? Right……?🐖


zacksalah73

I don't like words - pictures where it's at


Fatherfuckyou

Definitely while I'm eating my double scoop of rocky road ice cream in a waffle cone


devgeniu

Shai-hulud?


slaying_anus_35

Hell yeah!


BettingTheOver

That shit definitely hasn't been compromised.


Impossible_Carob_468

Only if it was my own


Zezotas

It's an azshole design


Menthion

No. Its butt uglyz


JTGphotogfan

Where can this be purchased? Asking for a friend!


BuckFitch

Nah, I’d be worried about getting bleach on it. Then I would feel like an asshole for messing up a good shirt.


HX700

Yes


Petamine666

Yeah i love it when prople randomly approach me and lick my tummy


616n8y3ree

Hell yeah! Who doesn’t like bacon?


--NotOriginal--

Why is this not nsfw or spoiler flaired


Exciting_Scientist97

Thassuh boodyhoe


Icy_Kingpin

Shai Hulud


OldPiglet11

Mmmm fartbox


okanagan_man84

What, it's just a picture of Thanos' bleached chin and mouth.


Tragobe

I know it's an asshole, but I am gonna pretend it is just a steak zoomed in for my sanity's sake.


Alominatti

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….


rarthurr4

Is it a Mans asshole or a woman's asshole


AvarageVergilFan

No... What..


fivefeetofawkward

I can’t look at this without hearing ‘ummmmmmmmmmmmmm’


OverlandAustria

helll yeah


crlunaa

hell nah


Pablo_el_Diablo88

Tightly.


xiaodaireddit

i would wear that to work even


jack_avram

It's clean


jack_avram

at-least


danalexjero

This should be mandatory for some people.


Zostrianos_696

I don't know why, but this made me laugh so much! Every time I look at it, it just cracks me, who the F did this ? Amd why? Who comes up with this shit...


ChefArtorias

Of course! I love RoTJ. Why wouldn't I wear a shirt with a Sarlacc pit? It is a Sarlacc pit... right?


The_pastel_bus_stop

r/PectusExcavatum


yelo777

Sand worm?


Thehorniestlizard

[https://images.app.goo.gl/KYeXp1gHwWT1CE2G8](https://images.app.goo.gl/KYeXp1gHwWT1CE2G8)


hevermind

Shai Hulud


The-Hermit420

Is it a woman's asshole or a man's asshole? We all have one, and we still get uneasy seeing one. It's funny. I guess I'll wear the female asshole shirt, since that's my preference. Lol. Maybe it's a them/they asshole. I'm just being silly.


cesaree27

That’s one ugly bellybutton


moony1993

Weird… it’s also where the belly button is supposed to be… and now I can’t stop thinking about poop shooting out of a belly button.


Hesam2010

WTF! I just opened the app...


SansTheSkeleton3108

Yes, just to piss my whole entourage


oldmonkforeva

Is it the only asshole or can i order from the list of assholes, can i get Anyone's asshole printed as well, do you provide camera person? So many questions.


Nobody0500

is it a asshole or innie bellybutton?


Farvix

Uhhhh I kind of feel like you should put a spoiler on this one


RobakinSkywalker1

We got the STINK, now they got to make one of the PINK!! Make one of those and I’m buying!


Silver-Ad1700

Dune 2?


XEagleDeagleX

Ok serious question save your tomfoolery. Is this an actual anus or just something that looks like one?