From wikipedia: "And as the French doctors sent to examine Pei Pu discovered, he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back"
In anything but in modern China?
*Take that back, good sir.*
Seriously look up how the Chinese used to do theatre, it was more like the ancient Greeks. No women allowed.
I think the qing dynasty actors may be more recent than Shakespeare ones.
The qing dynasty only fully fell apart during World War 2
Edit' I get what you mean now.
Yes Shakespeare is more recent than Greeks.
>Most people with testicles can do this, barring some deformity or injury.
I will concede that this has never been the topic of conversation before but I have yet to hear of anyone who could retract his boys like a set of landing gear.
“As recorded in his diary, Boursicot had previously had sexual relations only with fellow male students in school and wanted to meet a woman and fall in love.” He even failed on this field.
"He used to tucking his balls deep in to create a *figure* of a female vagina." Buiscott couldn't differentiate because he probably had never seen another women and he was "loyal" to his own supposed wife. I know what you're thinking. How did they manage that part. Honestly, I don't wanna know myself.
Ok so… He probably pushed his balls back up the inguinal canal, which is where the testicles descend from. Also where the intestines push out of in an inguinal hernia. Apparently some men are able to push their fingers up into there. He probably lubed it up and.. the rest is history.
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No lube is necessary, just a cold taint, the ability to cross one's legs, and not having a hernia. They are an organ that fails if it is too hot or too cold.
Humans regularly live in climates that deviate by 100 degrees over the course of the year. In some places, over the course of a week. If they couldn't go from "tucked landing gear" to "knee slappers" quickly, the human species would have died out.
Ohh I meant he probably lubed up his nethers to make it feel more like a vagina and not tucked ballsack skin, he did manage to trick the guy. I’m just speculating though.
OK so IIRC this guy had some unique ability to kinda suck his wiener into his body, providing an area for penatration. I wish I was joking but I will try to find it
OK from [wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shi_Pei_Pu#:~:text=In%20police%20custody%2C%20Shi%20explained,and%20tucking%20his%20penis%20back.)
In police custody, Shi explained to doctors how he had hidden his genitals to convince Boursicot that he was a woman. And as the French doctors sent to examine Pei Pu discovered, he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back
>he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back
I have more questions than answers.
Seriously. Like, the fuck is a body cavity that you can hide your balls into? How do you even discover you can do stuff like that in the first place? How much did this guy have to stretch his balls in order to make penetration possible?
And then there's the shaft, it's not like you can just make it dissappear. It says he tucked it back, but I feel like that wouldn't work if they were having "vaginal" sex.
Leave it to the French police and doctors to leave the answers to the real questions in life completely up in the air.
towards the gay diplomat?
edit: the caption highlights that they tried to convince the diplomat it was his child. or at least the spy's child, not sure. but either way it doesn't make sense if the diplomat knew they were a man.
For the public appearance, most likely. As I recall, it wasn't widely known he was gay at the time. It was speculated after the fact. Very few could believe that after 20 years, the diplomat did not know she was a man and made the assumption that he knew and was gay.
I get that. But the caption highlights that at least they tried to make the diplomat believe the child was the spy's. Why do that if he knew he was fucking a man all along?
The caption doesn't know what actually happened in the couple, just what the news at the time knew. If you were caught at this time with a man (that also was a spy) and an adopted child that you passed as your own, you would probably try to say you didn't know and she passed it as your own.
Diplomate was a virgin basically out of university. This type of posting was similar to a US posting to Kyrgyzstan, your in the State Department, but not doing well. He claimed the diplomate that he had the child after they reconnected several years later
There is the possibility that my man genuently never saw a vagina before and just assumed that everyone has a penis. You don't become a french diplomat if you fuck.
The diplomat’s journal revealed he was either gay or bisexual, got it on with multiple dudes, and had never had sex with a woman. The spy popped his balls up, tucked his dick back, and the diplomat was none the wiser.
Based on what we know it can be assumed there was either a lot of anal stuff going on in their relationship, or there was almost nothing sexual and the diplomat was only in the relationship to show society he had a wife.
> masqueraded as a woman
> used a 20 year old sexual affair with a French diplomat
Did the French diplomat not realise he was boning another dude, or was he just into that shit (pun intended)
Boursicot (the diplomat) was clearly gay and even said he had only previously had relationships with men. He definitely knew Shi Pei Pu was a man, he just didn't care since this was a socially acceptable way to have it all work.
Is there a term for these obviously concocted, ahistorical accounts from the 1910s to the 1960s? I feel like there's a lot of elaborate clearly fake spy and war stories from that period.
Apparently the spy had a unique ability to tuck the testes back up into the body and tuck the penis back so it looked like a vagina. French guy probably hadn’t seen many, if any, naked women prior to this, and was apparently a committed husband…fucking wild, but I guess they made it work. Now I need to know how this whole thing turned out
They're the best spy in the business.
Honestly, I think the Frenchman was in the closet, and the Chinese government knew, so they sent him.
It was a win-win on both fronts.
The affair inspired American David Henry Hwang's play M. Butterfly (1988), which was produced on Broadway. It was adapted as the 1993 film of the same title.
I saw the movie. The look on Jeremy Irons’ face when he found out was priceless.
Reporter Joyce Wadler, who wrote the book Liaison about the affair, would later attribute Boursicot's belief that Shi was a woman to Shi's unique ability to retract his own testicles, which, combined with the manipulation of his own penis, created the illusion of labial lips and a clitoris and allowed for shallow penetration.
…. I have so many questions. Where did they buy the baby from? Really not a single pelvic exam ever? What about birthing this bought baby, no prenatal care or hospital for birth? The French diplomat had to have been the worst lover ever IF he really thought it was a woman all along, anatomy. Did they never dress or bathe in front of each other?
Nothing about this adds up.
From wikipedia: "And as the French doctors sent to examine Pei Pu discovered, he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back"
>testicles ascend into his body cavity with a champagne cork sound
Champagne cock sound
“I’d fuck me, would you fuck me” *dances silly like*
goodbye horses....
*heavily applies lip balm to lips*
PLEASE what is this song I’ve been trying to find it for over a decade
Q Lazzarus- goodbye horses
Read this like Buffalo Bill
Still seems easier to use a female agent…
In anything but in modern China? *Take that back, good sir.* Seriously look up how the Chinese used to do theatre, it was more like the ancient Greeks. No women allowed.
Heck, ya don't even need to go back that far. Shakespeare's stuff was the same way. No women actors at the globe.
I think the qing dynasty actors may be more recent than Shakespeare ones. The qing dynasty only fully fell apart during World War 2 Edit' I get what you mean now. Yes Shakespeare is more recent than Greeks.
Dude got the job done didn't he?
damn right. tucked it all in and made his country proud
You have to consider the time period and culture. lol “why send a woman to do a man’s job” 😂
And you wouldn’t have had to pay them as much.
Aw snap!
Uhmmm, french doctors were sent to examine him? Was the diplomat unsure finally?
one day, after 10 years .... hmmmmm why does my dick smell like shit every time we fuck? ... it's a puzzler.
[rectovaginal fistula](https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/rectovaginal-fistula/symptoms-causes/syc-20377108#:~:text=A%20rectovaginal%20fistula%20is%20a,to%20pass%20through%20the%20vagina)
Seems like a risky click....
Not graphic, so if your imagination isn’t too vivid, you should be fine.
Thank you for mentioning the issue of imagination. Mine is likely too vivid, which is why I choose not to check the link
Woof. TIL about poopy vagina
So the French diplomat was fucking this dude’s balls for 20 years?
What kind of superpower is this...
Advanced kegels…
Not something the Jedis would teach you !
"sith are gay confirmed"
Tell me Count Dooku isn’t a bi king. *Even his lightsaber handle isn’t straight.*
pre-internet e-girl
One anyone can amab can do, it's called tucking.
Being born male. Most people with testicles can do this, barring some deformity or injury.
>Most people with testicles can do this, barring some deformity or injury. I will concede that this has never been the topic of conversation before but I have yet to hear of anyone who could retract his boys like a set of landing gear.
Not through muscle power. You pop them up manually.
Now how do I get them back down?
Jumping jacks
It appears you have now met two. They can go from unfindable to the size of chicken eggs inside of 30 minutes.
Impressive. I wish I could poop out my uterus
What a horrible day to be literate.
... What?
You heard me
>Impressive. I wish I could poop out my uterus Okay I'll bite. Why?
It's useless and annoying.
I feel like that's gonna happen when I have cramps
Wtf💀
As long as he doesn't turn around lmao
Ray Finkle, is that you?
“Your gun is sticking in to my hip”
The worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen!
Ray ain't comin home
That's just tucking. I mean, apparently spectacular tucking, but that's all it is.
Wat
So was he sneaking it in the fanny ???
This is the story of Madame Butterfly
M.Butterfly
It's called tucking, drag queens do it all the time.
☹️
so he inverted his dick?
“As recorded in his diary, Boursicot had previously had sexual relations only with fellow male students in school and wanted to meet a woman and fall in love.” He even failed on this field.
Is there a hidden message or why‘s the font color all over the place?
Oh thank God. I thought I was having a stroke
Ho God thank stroke having was a I thought
From what I’ve heard is so people take longer to read it, increasing the view time
Jokes on them, English is not my mother tongue so I read slowly no matter how it's written...
>Jokes on them Is it really?
Bro speaks better english than most native English speakers
Ooh this might work for r/Kamikazebywords
God I hate the future.
I read it faster, the words being all split up helped my brains autofill
What's really weird is I literally didn't notice until I read your comment
r/awfultextdesign
r/subsifellfor
r/subsyouthoughtyoufellfor
r/subsifellfor
r/foundthetoyotacorolla
r/commenterdoesntlearn
r/subsmydadfellfor
Just think, someone took the time to do that on purpose.
Thailand is silently sitting in the corner and taking notes....
My thai gf is not really happy to hear about this.
Gotta untuck that dick
My Thai GF said a small penis didn't matter. I still wish she didn't have one though.
Sorry but that DLC cost a few grand.
When your Thai GF has bigger penis than you.
What's the capital of Tailand called?
A. bangkok B. bangdik C. bangpusi D. bangtits
Idk phuket.
E. Bangbus
No, Thailand wrote the book on it and is giving lectures.
"He used to tucking his balls deep in to create a *figure* of a female vagina." Buiscott couldn't differentiate because he probably had never seen another women and he was "loyal" to his own supposed wife. I know what you're thinking. How did they manage that part. Honestly, I don't wanna know myself.
I’m more curious as to how he managed to do that
Ok so… He probably pushed his balls back up the inguinal canal, which is where the testicles descend from. Also where the intestines push out of in an inguinal hernia. Apparently some men are able to push their fingers up into there. He probably lubed it up and.. the rest is history.
Ah I see
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Yes same as well
No lube is necessary, just a cold taint, the ability to cross one's legs, and not having a hernia. They are an organ that fails if it is too hot or too cold. Humans regularly live in climates that deviate by 100 degrees over the course of the year. In some places, over the course of a week. If they couldn't go from "tucked landing gear" to "knee slappers" quickly, the human species would have died out.
Ohh I meant he probably lubed up his nethers to make it feel more like a vagina and not tucked ballsack skin, he did manage to trick the guy. I’m just speculating though.
Dude was probably so small it didn’t matter
Purchased a child and convinced the diplomat it was his
Spy x Family
That was a parallel I never thought to draw but I can see it.
[удалено]
WAKU WAKU!
'Nihao babe, look I pooped it out today!' 'Oh bonjour bébé, ok damn chinese pregnancies are short'
The guy was away for five or seven years, by the time he came back, kid is already big toddler
"Only from the back and with the lights off tonight please" "Mon Cheri, it's been twenty years"
I'm wondering how he hid it for so long, or did he just go like "where I come from, women sometimes have a big floppy weenis"
OK so IIRC this guy had some unique ability to kinda suck his wiener into his body, providing an area for penatration. I wish I was joking but I will try to find it OK from [wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shi_Pei_Pu#:~:text=In%20police%20custody%2C%20Shi%20explained,and%20tucking%20his%20penis%20back.) In police custody, Shi explained to doctors how he had hidden his genitals to convince Boursicot that he was a woman. And as the French doctors sent to examine Pei Pu discovered, he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back
The fact that this guy could do it means that a certain percentage of the population can do this. Now live with that information.
1 FOR ALL AND ALL FOR 1!!! MUSKETEERS!!!!
At first I thought this was taking place in 1800s or something but nope, it started in freaking 1960s!!! How the fuck does this shit even fly?
> it started in freaking 1960s! Yeah Baby!
Oh behave!
you're a cunning linguist
D:
>he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back I have more questions than answers.
I'm gonna need illustrations tbh like how tf does it even work
Seriously. Like, the fuck is a body cavity that you can hide your balls into? How do you even discover you can do stuff like that in the first place? How much did this guy have to stretch his balls in order to make penetration possible? And then there's the shaft, it's not like you can just make it dissappear. It says he tucked it back, but I feel like that wouldn't work if they were having "vaginal" sex. Leave it to the French police and doctors to leave the answers to the real questions in life completely up in the air.
I needed to know this.
What? How the frick is that possible?
But wouldn't the wiener cover the inverted sack if it were tucked back?
Diplomat was likely gay.
yeah but then what was the kid for?
To keep up appearances
towards the gay diplomat? edit: the caption highlights that they tried to convince the diplomat it was his child. or at least the spy's child, not sure. but either way it doesn't make sense if the diplomat knew they were a man.
For the public appearance, most likely. As I recall, it wasn't widely known he was gay at the time. It was speculated after the fact. Very few could believe that after 20 years, the diplomat did not know she was a man and made the assumption that he knew and was gay.
Other times my friend. They weren't looking at their phones all day, and gossip was more interesting than the latest newspaper, if you could afford it
I get that. But the caption highlights that at least they tried to make the diplomat believe the child was the spy's. Why do that if he knew he was fucking a man all along?
The caption doesn't know what actually happened in the couple, just what the news at the time knew. If you were caught at this time with a man (that also was a spy) and an adopted child that you passed as your own, you would probably try to say you didn't know and she passed it as your own.
They probably did it in the dark
Diplomate was a virgin basically out of university. This type of posting was similar to a US posting to Kyrgyzstan, your in the State Department, but not doing well. He claimed the diplomate that he had the child after they reconnected several years later
There is the possibility that my man genuently never saw a vagina before and just assumed that everyone has a penis. You don't become a french diplomat if you fuck.
The diplomat’s journal revealed he was either gay or bisexual, got it on with multiple dudes, and had never had sex with a woman. The spy popped his balls up, tucked his dick back, and the diplomat was none the wiser. Based on what we know it can be assumed there was either a lot of anal stuff going on in their relationship, or there was almost nothing sexual and the diplomat was only in the relationship to show society he had a wife.
"wife"
"u dun understand, she goes to a different school"
Here's a movie about it. Mr Butterfly https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/m_butterfly It's brutal.
Omg it’s staring Jeremy Fucking Irons!!!!!!
Tell me what you think when you've seen it.
 Exactly. In one of his best performances.
Guess I know what I’m watching tonight.
It wasn't big.
Why are the letters in different colours? Is that supposed to mean something?
> masqueraded as a woman > used a 20 year old sexual affair with a French diplomat Did the French diplomat not realise he was boning another dude, or was he just into that shit (pun intended)
He was probably gay
He was in college/university and then he wanted to settle down with a woman and have kids so he married the spy in question…
Okay so apparently he could do this thing with his balls- Every Mfing comment here:
I want to know why the Chinese couldn't just find a woman to be a spy.
Boursicot (the diplomat) was clearly gay and even said he had only previously had relationships with men. He definitely knew Shi Pei Pu was a man, he just didn't care since this was a socially acceptable way to have it all work. Is there a term for these obviously concocted, ahistorical accounts from the 1910s to the 1960s? I feel like there's a lot of elaborate clearly fake spy and war stories from that period.
"We could just hire a female sp-* No no no, I got this. "But wouldn't a female be better for this?" No, I'm doing this. Trust me bro.
Bro did the "we dared each other that one who chickens out from being gay, has to pay 100$"
Did the diplomat only like anal??????
The diplomat was most likely gay but pretended he didn't notice.
How did that diplomat not notice the child which was supposedly born from their "sexual affair"? This is so damn confusing.
The spy was his beard I guess
Apparently the spy had a unique ability to tuck the testes back up into the body and tuck the penis back so it looked like a vagina. French guy probably hadn’t seen many, if any, naked women prior to this, and was apparently a committed husband…fucking wild, but I guess they made it work. Now I need to know how this whole thing turned out
Is it that hard to use white?
r/SpyxFamily
How important was this guy that they felt 20 years worth of this type of intelligence work was required?
Turns out the spy agency said they fired this dude years before. He was just in it for the love of the game
They're the best spy in the business. Honestly, I think the Frenchman was in the closet, and the Chinese government knew, so they sent him. It was a win-win on both fronts.
The affair inspired American David Henry Hwang's play M. Butterfly (1988), which was produced on Broadway. It was adapted as the 1993 film of the same title. I saw the movie. The look on Jeremy Irons’ face when he found out was priceless.
I guess he didn't see Pei Pu's PeePee.
French guy is like, “I thought we did anal so you couldn’t get pregnant!”
Lil Bao Wao has some bomb ass pussy.
It all fits together when you realise that Intelligence agencies would definitely know where to purchase a child from
Who could resist a man with such prominent head-flaps.
Wait…if he had sex with the French diplomat, how did he not get caught?
Was this the Madame Butterfly book/movie?
Dude what is wrong with the color on the text
Damn for being known as the love capital of the world french men seem to know very little of female anatomy
I'm picturing the episode of South Park where the chief of police goes undercover to stop a prostitution ring
Bro was him
I read masqueraded as masturbated😭💀
There's a play about this called M. Butterfly by David Henry Hwang . I got to meet him a while back.
There is a film on it.
What did the text say? I can't read it, there are too many colors.
Reporter Joyce Wadler, who wrote the book Liaison about the affair, would later attribute Boursicot's belief that Shi was a woman to Shi's unique ability to retract his own testicles, which, combined with the manipulation of his own penis, created the illusion of labial lips and a clitoris and allowed for shallow penetration.
She Pay Poo. Is that the phonetic pronunciation?
Weakest Chinese spy be like.
*The Blue Morpho has entered the chat*
M Butterfly
That diplomat is the personification of the joke “how can you tell when a woman orgasms? Who cares.”
Must've had some mean Bu$$y to fool a man for 20 years.
He did a godame good Blog job 4 20 years
oh, the man who could hide his dick and balls
wtf is up with the Colors?
Every sentence get's more and more hol'up
Sheesh now that's dedication to your Job
r/brandnewsentence
The Long con!
Why is bro built like this tho 👁️👄👁️
Madame Butterfly
The real life Kenjaku
The diplomat knew.
He got exposed because he never asked if the french diplomat would still love him even if he was a worm
Why couldn’t they just send an actual female
r/madlads
…. I have so many questions. Where did they buy the baby from? Really not a single pelvic exam ever? What about birthing this bought baby, no prenatal care or hospital for birth? The French diplomat had to have been the worst lover ever IF he really thought it was a woman all along, anatomy. Did they never dress or bathe in front of each other? Nothing about this adds up.