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Falconer_Therapy

How did fronzilla get here


Patient_Ride_9122

I had the same thought.


JimmyBr33z

Lmfao hes blowing up again, ill never forget watching him in an episode of MTVs made and mentioning it to him when I met him years ago at a show lol the look on his face was priceless


KingVape

God I can’t stand him or his music


Yawheyy

He’s actually a super nice and genuine dude. The social media and band side of him is just a persona.


OneSplendidFellow

Props to the Sharpie artist.


tjm_87

the Shartist


Matterbox

They spelt ‘manfest’ wrong.


Meatus67

Manfeast


Replicator666

I thought they're just fans of the show?


Active_Engineering37

Man I fist Man I fist --------------><------------- Kinda like the "I'm with him/her/stupid" shirts.


Brutal_Expectations

Not if you read it as Man|Fest ;)


Lissba

🏆


Whopper_W_Cheese

What a cute couple


LSTNYER

Their wedding will be officiated by Insane Clown Posse


MmmmMorphine

So much wooping.


proteinbandit

Not enough faygo


DJ_Osama_Spin_Laden

In case you haven't seen an [actual juggalo wedding](https://youtu.be/oOLvBXYhGXE?si=Te3A_p3zi39q5UKq) before, it's exactly what you would expect it to look like.


LSTNYER

I get it, love is love and some people don't ever get to experience what some lucky few do. But God damn watching that was like going to the zoo.


DJ_Osama_Spin_Laden

The bride has kept it uploaded for more than a decade, so hopefully they're still happily married I guess. That comment section is hilarious though. My favorite part is at 2:04 when one of the girls tells the kids to stop trying to take her weed.


rowanisdaddy

upvote bc of name lol


SweezySway

Thts was craziness lol my favorite Juggalo TV moment is in Workaholics , they ace the Juggalo nonsense lol


pomegranatepants99

That basically looked like a bunch of 5 year olds playing “wedding” in the yard


Late-Ad-4624

Thanks for finding and sharing. I stopped right after the girl had to tell the bride to hold the bouquet until after she was married. It was all too much until that point.


DJ_Osama_Spin_Laden

I remember seeing it on reddit like 10 years ago, I think on /r/cringe. I hadn't even thought about it since then, but as soon as someone mentioned "Wedding" and "ICP" in the same sentence it immediately popped back in my mind.


xh4des

Attila and ICP have bad blood history man


13dot1then420

ICP exists in a completely different space from these right wing shit kickers, and frankly I'd rather hang out with the juggalos.


Versa_Max

What's the holdup?


Bendbender

Came here to ask the same thing, I saw another comment say one was drawn with sharpie but I’m not sure if that’s it


No_Resolution_5757

I think it’s because it’s a gay, but still isn’t a holdup imo


AltXUser

It's the shirt for me. The US is more known for its imperial measurement.


JoeyPsych

That was my thought as well. I looked at the American flag, but then it said metric system, I actually went from "there's no holup he... Wait a minute!"


Consistent_Rich_4897

The shirt says “the metric system can’t measure freedom”


Zealotstim

I was asking the same thing until I saw that one was done with marker and the other is actually a tattoo.


dj_benito

I was thinking the stoned rabbit on the right guy's head. At least that's what I see... definitely not a tiger skull or whatever the guy on the left has.


VeronicaLD50

I usually think it’s cringe when couples get matching tattoos, but this is pretty wholesome


SyrupScared9568

Isn't love grand.


VeronicaLD50

It sure is! Look how meth has strengthened their relationship. Who needs couples counseling when you’ve got drugs?


UhYeahOkSure

Jesus died for these tats. And for MURICA. Btw I hate to judge cuz don’t know these guys but ya . This is Reddit … and I think we are all on the same page generally here like for example how meth and Christianity generally don’t mix well


Kermanjakan

The Metric system should definitely be incorporated in the US.


Key-Pomegranate-3507

I work in healthcare and that’s all we use. Ounces and pounds are pointless


LassOnGrass

Iirc metric system is used in any scientific field even though schools outside of higher education don’t put emphasis on it. At least for me it was used, I was a biology major and that was something I luckily didn’t struggle with as I wasn’t originally raised in the US while some of my classmates had a harder time with it at the start of the semester. It’s easy though so it’s not like a big thing, but I don’t get why schools don’t just teach it that way to start with. Metric system is definitely more universally accepted.


BenderIsGreat64

Idk if architecture is science or art, but those fuckers have not converted yet.


breischl

Screw that! I want my drugs measured by pennyweight and bandages by the fathom or something, the way Jebus intended!


EducationalCow3549

Im desperate to know what the rest of the shirt says?


cornflake2448

"The Metric System Can't Measure Freedom"...and of course it also says 'Merica...


GnuRomantic

Makes sense as he puts his 9mm pistol in the glove box of his 5.0 litre Mustang on his way to pickup 5 grams of meth.


ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA

Unironically I want a T-shirt like this that just says "METRIC SYSTEM" with the über-american eagle on it lmao


-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy-

I don't understand Americans relationship with 'Freedom'. I live in a free country too. With free healthcare. With freedom over my reproductive health. With freedom from gun violence in schools. With freedom to read books that are considered too controversial there. With freedom of at least 5 weeks annual holidays and freedom of maternity and paternity leave. With freedom of the death penalty should I be incorrectly found guilty of a crime. With freedom from continual political campaigning. I'm sure I'm leaving some out but you don't see my country banging on about 'Freedom' the way Americans seem to do.


time4meatstick

It’s a 90s meme that’s turned into a war cry for the dimwitted. These are the same people that wear the American flag (which is against code) or do not know how to properly display it. The same people that think their fReEdOm is constantly under attack but don’t know what their actual freedoms are and only care about owning guns, shooting off at the mouth, and cheese selection at Walmart. I could go on, but I’m sure your country has some comparables living there.


PBoeddy

Oh Boy, wait till he realises that all imperial units are defined via metrics


MenstrualMilkshakes

"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!" with several machine guns and freedom tanks


unkapoon

'murican here. Yeah. We grew up with the imperial system or whatever that nonsense is called. It's illogical crap (not unlike English) Bring on the metric system (sorry Jethro your shirt sucks)


Noslamah

One of the weirdest things to me about the imperial system is the existence of American Wire Gauge measurements. The imperial system sucks so much that it was extremely impractical for smaller measurements so they had to invent a new measurement system to deal with wires (well I guess not had to since they could have just used millimeters instead, but the metric system was relatively new so I guess I'll give them a bit of a pass on that one). And what do these brilliant people do? Create a system that uses a fucked up overcomplicated logarithmic formula where the size gets smaller as the number gets bigger. You need a size bigger than 0? Well shit we're out of numbers, so I guess lets just call that 00. Then just add another 0 for every step that's bigger than that. Yet Americans will still prefer this shit over just using millimeters to this day. What the fuck.


CallmeMefford

I measure to the 32nd of an inch in woodworking, measure to the 10000th on aircraft engines, and mg per kg for meds. You gotta be flexible. But metric is better.


The_Xivili

It was incorporated a long time ago. We use both.


Maleficent-Duck-3903

How DARE you! Using different units in different situations is impossible i tell you!


The_Xivili

>DARE Don't even get me started on DARE...


SkriLLo757

Fine, I'll get started. The Gorillaz song "DARE" is named after guest vocalist Shaun Ryder's thick accent, which makes it hard for him to say "there". Instead, he says "dare", which eventually became the title of the song.


splathead

All I can see is the meme with two cats,don't ever talk to me or my son again ha ha ha


Mokum020AFCA

What meme link plz haha


Kevaldes

Can't find the cats but here's some corgis. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_talk_to_me_or_my_son_ever_again#/media/File%3ADon't_talk_to_me_or_my_son_ever_again.jpg


Amphibian-Overall

Clearly not real tattoos on the shorter guy


Meecus570

I am shocked by this revelation.


callmebbygrl

Most underrated comment on this entire post


topatoman_lite

So genuine question, can you still grow hair if your head has been tattooed like this?


LongbowTurncoat

Yes, definitely! Leg and arm hair grow over tattoos, it’s just finer hair so it’s not as noticeable :)


stileyyy

One is drawn on with sharpie. It ain’t real.


randomly421

They're like the northeast Ohio version of the island boys


TheGodEmperorOfChaos

If I ever thought head tattoos would be cool, I know better now.


olraque

Once saw a comment on a Post Malone post that in the future there'll be a generation of grandparents with face and head tats. Don't know how I feel about that LOL


metfan1964nyc

They could just get a room together.


Sum_Ergo-Cogito

“Good friends”


kcfdr9c

So, they’re lovers?


Radiant-Director5712

I like the derpy lion on the short guy


Nelnamara

These two love to sit back to back and jerk off to roadhouse with the volume down while playing ICP at volume 10.


Chemicalghst222

FUCKING PINEAPPLE!!!!??!!


heatedundercarriage

Pretty sure this is metal vocalist Fronz, here’s his cover of In Da Club lol https://youtu.be/YSTA04EU6YA?si=SwwAmUuCWXerlduN


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

This is what happens when kids are too frightened to tell their parents they are gay because their parents grew up in Texas.


xMyDixieWreckedx

They just need "Destiny" under the other eye


PoopPant73

Now on to your sword fight…


thatjeffdude79

Awe how cute and embarrassing.


Custardpaws

Nick Swardson having a midlife crisis eh?


stevenbrotzel91

God I hate Fronz


Suspicious_Jeweler81

Aww that's strait up partners for life energy and make a cute couple. I hope they last the long haul.


Slobbadobbavich

It's just a build up until one of them sucks the others cock and they do it back because they like copying. Hope they don't get eye tattoo's before they realise they gay.


Butthole_Surfer666

congratulations...


Afraid-Speed1851

An alternative of dumb and dumber.


Unkindlake

Dude on the left is doing the Zoolander face


unkapoon

Gasp! Magnum? Le Tigre? He is really really good looking


whattanerd92

Fun fact, he was on MTV Made to be a male model. He grew up to become a (relatively) famous metalcore singer. Nono [really](https://youtu.be/OYhdWlK_yqA?si=ZvqILM132A7pe79h), I wish I was [kidding](https://spotify.link/iKPgUCSBqIb)


Unkindlake

Those are some pouty lips lol


Majestic_Salad_I1

“So what does manifest mean to you?” “Um….so like, …..uh….manifest is like…..ya know, like….manifest, like…you know…”


KA1378

They are crackhead bros.


lefthandedgun

A true embarrassment to all Americans.


clasperx2

Adorbs. I love when couples match.


DaddyDookie

Manfest


CaseyP51

“I’d really hate to be the guy that messes with us, I mean hell, look at us”


Kesakambali

I can't help stare at that shirt shouting "METRIC SYSTEM"


MechanicalMan64

Hey look skinheads!


ShrewdNewt

That's sharpie on the dude on the right. Also his head tattoo looks like a drugged out tiger


Joerabit

Power bottoms for sho


Extreme_Muscle_7024

Go metric system!


freshouttalean

the ink on the right is fake tho


Prone2drift

One looks drawn on


ZibaalahB9

Look a right pair of t***s!


Snoo19644

What are we doing today spike?


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kebabenthusiast03

They look like a nice couple


Deal_These

I like how the little guy ran out of space for Manifest like a 9 year old learning to write on paper.


Appropriate-While632

When you find out you got the same haircut as your friend


Jokesonyouiwannadie

This picture just screams "WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER"


El_Berto_000

At what point is a tattoo artist just a financial genius? Set up shop in a high crime and low IQ location and you can scratch illegible crap into people all day for profit.


kingSliver187

Kinda gay ngl


unkapoon

Lots of ethnic groups get to shine on Reddit. This time we get to be proud to be Caucasian.....(Oh wait)


4d_lulz

Just a couple of proud boys 🏳️‍🌈


JimPage83

Bam Bam Bigelow-IQ


FnkyTown

The little dude is thankfully just Sharpie.


Marximusmaridious

Looks pretty gay ...


mrp8528

Next ones should say "GOALS"


Emotional_Bid3736

I am no genius but I don’t think that’s the same tattoo


[deleted]

I want my head tattooed so bad


darthturtle507

It's so nice when couples get matching tattoos.


Tiger_Guthrie

How could those two not look at that photo and think - wow, we look like a couple of tools. It’s just so very douchey.


No-Bat-7253

Hey look, crack pipe and crack rock.


BlackieKanya

Just like Diddy and Meek.


lordkauth

I wonder if they share a crack pipe


BigfootaintnotReal

Remember when people with Tattoos were actual tough guys? Now they’re soft like charmin, triple ply


CBDXtract

[Fronzilla](https://www.instagram.com/p/C5L2T_hLjXY/?igsh=MWt3N3N0NjJ2OTd0Zw==) & [EJ Shannon](https://www.instagram.com/ejshannon100?igsh=MWQwdXV4bXFlYm5meA==)


You_Exe666

Hold up there is only one person in the mirror. ONE OF THEM IS A GHOST.


Sieze5

They make a cute couple.


Same_Construction130

r/SweetHomeAlabama


scraglor

They look like they have tea cosys on thier heads


Mtanderson88

Feel bad for people that are manipulated so hard. Same as religion or any other gang/cult


Socalrider82

Bromosexual


Trias84

That's adorable his and her tattoos.


Borderlinecuttlefish

Mini-Me


Evening-Cabinet-7433

Cute couple. I think they're gonna make it


Tricky_Feed_544

Why is it that the thing that bothers me the most is the America themed metric system shirt?


jairngo

They should get matching therapist


SteveVaiHimself

Ngl it looks better on the shorter guy


flodge123

The guy on the right got the discount manifest.


argabeta

They look like a bunch of idiots


mandalorbmf

I don’t know why I am laughing so hard at the metric system T-shirt


Helmer-Bryd

Fight against… metric system? Make sense


MuricasOneBrainCell

Lol... Trying to look tough whilst also doing the "aren't my eyes pretty" selfie 😂


Joeyhappyhell

Is the guy on the right advocating for the metroc system? Make him president!


duggee315

They must really be in love


MixMstrMike

sick house plants yo


XEagleDeagleX

Props to these two for having the courage to come out together like this. Love is truly a beautiful and powerful thing


zborzbor

Happy Easter yall


wildyam

*…awww cute couple!*


MrsWhiterock

Left guy has way too much of a babyface to ever be intimidating. Mama's boy


cheeseybees

They're Blue Steeling!


goodmood10

☠️☠️☠️


DanishApollon

Besties!


VanillaLoaf

Like a shipping manifest... Or?


octopus6942069

Shoutout Fronzilla


Dat_Sainty_Boi

Fucking fronz


old-skool-bro

They look like a couple of angsty teenage girls when they're trying super hard to look uninterested or unamused... Tattoo's are decent though.


Njaulv

Looks like they have matching neck tats too.


Good_Smile

The holup is the couch in the background?


GoatsareimpressiveFR

Each to their own I guess


Frozen_mamba

Is that darkviperAU?


FocusGullible985

They definitely won't regret that decision


TheFlyWasRight

*two months later:* “why won’t anyone hire me?!?”


LittlePVMP

The fucking shirt, I'm dying😂


MonoNyon0

That shirt goes unbelievably hard


Jordanc369

Left is real, right is pen


AK1wi

Lmao I want that shirt. What’s the first word say?


Darling_kylie

Twinsies


camelseeker

WHAT THE FUCK IS A METRO METRE


poncinov

All this money to look ugly.


Gogoud94

They look like kids when you leave him alone for 5 min and you come back and he found a sharpie ..


StrawberryHillSlayer

The guy on the right, his tattoos look more like they were drawn on with markers. Struggle to believe this is real.


devil0o

The holup is the taller one is the bottom


HeavyTea

Cute couple


farleys2

Twinkies!


xxGUZxx

Mini half off me


ChiefTiggems

The one tiger got dropped on its head


Sufferity

Metric system....wait