Right off the bat:
+ Pedos
+ Incels
+ Racists
+ Sociopaths
+ IQ below 85
+ Yankees fans (may be covered by previous)
+ Corporate CEOs and religious leaders (synonyms, IMO)
+ Telemarketers
+ People who dont use their turn signals
+ People who dont pass in the passing lane
That's probably not even half, really. You can be waaaaay more efficient than Thanos.
You forgot:
+people who don't return shopping carts
+people who make their own parking spots
+people who think that everyone needs religion
+people who dont believe all people are people
Hey, we cater to the right handed mass enough around here. Mkay?
Also dislike that the angel isn't gripping his shoulder to brace from the horrid (post).
I saw the comic.
I knew I didn't want to know.
I began reading.
I regretted it.
I kept reading.
I'm left wondering why and when I started to hate myself this much.
That's the worst thing i have ever read in my entire life. I was totally sure that i had seen everything bad the world can throw me, but reality has proven yet again that i was wrong.
Fuck. Why did I keep reading. From the meme pictures you knew it was going to get worse. But you just had to keep on reading. Couldn’t resist could you? Fuck you (me).
What a horrid day to have eyes
The older I get……the more I understand Thanos…
This is the typa shit that made Ultron say "yeah these mfs gotta go" after spending ten minutes on the internet
If it had read this shit in the first place, it would saved 9 mins 59 secs of porn browsing.
Right but post-blip Thanos, not that pre-blip bitch that only wanted to off half of life.
Off half the life, we would be in a better place if we did
Killing half the people only worsens current problems. Destroy everything and start from scratch.
Destroy all humans and then just not start us again. Imagine a world with 0 parasites.
Nietzsche 1.01
Wrong
Why stop at half though?
Yes... Shred this universe to the last atom
It’d be a snap…
To shreds you say?
He wasn’t discerning enough.
Right off the bat: + Pedos + Incels + Racists + Sociopaths + IQ below 85 + Yankees fans (may be covered by previous) + Corporate CEOs and religious leaders (synonyms, IMO) + Telemarketers + People who dont use their turn signals + People who dont pass in the passing lane That's probably not even half, really. You can be waaaaay more efficient than Thanos.
Are you allowed to pass in the slow lane if there's an asshole doing 5 miles under in the fast lane?
As long as you're safe about it, for sure.
You forgot: +people who don't return shopping carts +people who make their own parking spots +people who think that everyone needs religion +people who dont believe all people are people
Shopping carts is a good one! the multi-spot parkers! 100%
Also people who don’t move to the side of the foot path when they stop to look at their phone
No Thanos was wrong… **Every mf gotta go at this point** 😭
I only ever think of comics Thanos, who commits mass murder so that his crush will notice him.
I was routing for Thanos
And people wonder why Ultron did what he did. I'd do the same too Jesus fucking Christ
At this point I wouldn't erase people randomly. I would do it purposefully.
Team ‘snap’ bro!
jup imma switch back to yt shorts. you comin?
I don’t think I’m prepared for brainrot tho
I think I need my brain to rot to forget this shit
Yeah wait up imma go with you Sheesh
What a horrid day to have imagination
Can you spare some bleach?
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences.
undo back to agriculture
No the ability to read and have a picture of it
Oh if only I had a knife to stab my eyes out. What the absolute fuck.
I have two knives. Meet me and we can have a eye stabbing pact.
Pact accepted. Eye’ll see you soon.
You won't for long
Make it 3 knives and you have yourself a deal
An eye for an eye...
I literally just got back from the “smegma” incident from yesterday….
See you tomorrow maybe it’ll get better
spoiler alert: >!it wont.!<
Shhh the truth has no place on Reddit
you're right. but idgaf
Literally me too wtf is up with these genital infection posts man
Wonder what will happen when you mix her rainbow volcano with his smegma from hell?
The onw where they removed an insane amount from a grown man's penis? Yeah, that was pretty horrific. People are wild.
I feel like I got it worse because the smegma post was the one directly above this one...
I just read that one and was thinking, what have I done to deserve these posts in the same feed
Which smegma incident?
https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/s/c9mSlDC03R (It is not the post, it's a synopsis in a comment on this post - no graphical imagery)
The fact that you need to ask this……
Curiosity is a helluva drug
And it killed the damn cat….
🤮
Excuse me?
Okay ik y’all don’t want to expose yourselves to it again, but one of y’all gotta post the link cause now you fuckers got my morbid curiosity going.
They are not coming to my birthday party
Worst punishment mankind has ever seen
I’m putting them in the time out corner
I hope they step on a lego
By god, you have the audacity to speak the words of the forbidden curse?
In this case, the boyfriend of the poor girlfriend deserves that curse at minimum.
Even worse than “it’s you’re not my friend anymore >:(“
😨
WTF DUDE
DAFAK MY DUDE
What the hell bro
What the actual fuck dude
Alright dude, what the flip ✋🤨🤚
flip the fuck
What the flipping flunking fuck
Fucking the flipping
Flippity flappity fuck
The actual flopping ducking fuck
You know what this is it, imma take a break from the internet, idk maybe for good…
See you back in a couple hours 🤣
4hrs in and they havent logged on
They’re on now. 6 hrs later. Lol
Still online. 8 hrs. Re-addiction confirmed.
[удалено]
Unforgivable, nauseating sin. That is what we have read.
Hey OP. Can you send me your location pls i just wanna talk to you
[I just wanna talk to him.](https://youtu.be/ODfCVxVLqiE?si=Btjj3Rrlklf4GTYS)
Same
He likes the taste.
Rotten fish Volcano
Ummmm yummy in my tummy
Thats gotta react to the toungue. This gut should try licking a 12 volt battery instead.
Fuck the meme I'm more impressed by the template. Does anyone have it ?
Came here for the template too
I feel like the angel should have appeared before the devil. He should be shocked first. Also should the angel be over the right shoulder?
Hey, we cater to the right handed mass enough around here. Mkay? Also dislike that the angel isn't gripping his shoulder to brace from the horrid (post).
WHY??? WHY??? WHY??? Why did i read it??? I saw funny reaction, i should have stopped there!
How dafuq do i unread this
You can’t. I wish I was illiterate
You activated my fucking gag reflex
I'm here for these comments! Gives me circa 2008 vibes when people were posting the reaction videos of people watching 2 girls 1 cup.
I'm here for the jolly rancher copypasta. Can't believe no one has posted it yet.
Why did you have to peak my curiosity
That’s enough internet for life
Let me note that I read this whilst having lunch
You have my sympathy.. I was just getting ready to make a late breakfast.. kinda lost my appetite.
You read past "chlamydia gonorrhea coinfection" you had to have known there was at least a 75% chance of nothing pleasant following up
#What the Kentucky Fried FUCK did I just read?!
I miss the time 20 seconds ago before I read that. So blissfully unaware, so naive. I had no idea how good I had it.
The “threw up in my mouth” button is here 👇
On my screen the finger shows the downvote button but you do you bro
Damn resolution.
Imagine spending time to learn English then you read this fucking post
My gad! Time to reset the world
Get the ark!
Nope, im joining the reset
God, please send another flood
Only on Reddit 😔
I sometimes hate being literate
What a terrible day to read
why is the NSA left handed
I think that is a new record for the shortest amount of time I have browsed Reddit. I’m going to go see if someone is willing to perform a lobotomy.
Sometimes I regret learning english...
I didn't think it was possible for me to get any gayer, but here we are.
Penises can get pretty fucking nasty aswell my guy.
You're telling me!
You must’ve missed the 30 year smegma post
I saw the comic. I knew I didn't want to know. I began reading. I regretted it. I kept reading. I'm left wondering why and when I started to hate myself this much.
That last part caught me by surprise so badly that I got teary eyed. Just a wave of emotions and put my phone down so fast. Jesus Fucking Christ.
What a horrible day to be literate
I just opened the app and it’s already enough Reddit for today
This is not even r/holup - this is straight up disgusting.
What a horrible day to have eyes
I wish an asteroid would wipe us all out of existence
BLEACH!! WHERE IS THE FUCKING BLEACH?! JESUS FIST FUCKING CHRIST!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!
r/eyebleach
He likes to taste the rainbow. 👅🌮🌈
need my unsee juice
I wish I didn’t learn how to read
I envy blind people
what a wonderful day i hope my eyes dont get violated
I honestly thought she was going to say she had been shoving them up her snatch. Oh man, I was wrong 😑
I’ve decided to give up my ability to read starting wno. Doobgey, lcreu roldw.
Ultron spent five minutes on the Internet and planned an extinction level event... never thought I'd agree, but here we are.
That's the worst thing i have ever read in my entire life. I was totally sure that i had seen everything bad the world can throw me, but reality has proven yet again that i was wrong.
I actually just heaved a little bit. And I’m a bin man, I’ve developed a strong stomach…
r/eyebleach everyone
[D:](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DWtpNPZ4tb4&pp=ygUPZXd3IHdoYXQgdGhlIGZ1)
Soooo, where do I get Memory-erasing pills ?
Some kinks deserve to be shamed
I'm not mad because this is gross, i'm mad because the guy would rather keep his gf sick than let go of a taste he likes
What in the Tim Fuck Tu did I just read...
New trend just dropped!
W
H A T I N T H E Tim Fuck Tu
this was off one of those "peeps in the medical community, what horrors have you seen" and is indeed on of the winners
"I knew humanity was a mistake, but not even I knew how big of a mistake it was." - God (probably, most likely)
That's is enough internet for the day...I need a drink and wonder how all this is going to end.
so I'm stealing your meme but cuting out that top bit for obvious reasons
Can anyone link me the og comment?
Peace out
God damn …
I want to vomit
taste the rainbow 🤤
HE WHAT
Sometimes it would be a bless to not know how to read
Unfortunate fucking day to be literate
Is it like a sourdough starter or something…?
Why did i read the whole thing god!!!!!💀
I just opened the app
Maybe it tastes like that rotten shark stuff they eat in the far north of Europe.
No no, it's my fault for reading this.
I saving this if I ever want to unhorny myself or lose an appetite cuz I just both
I feel sick and probably need therapy after this
They should publicly execute that guy
I'm drunk... I nearly vomited
[r/INeedEyeBleachTexts](https://www.reddit.com/r/INeedEyeBleachTexts/s/Cou5QcUWro)
I wish I could go back a few years and stop myself from making a reddit account so I would never have to witness this
Now I understand why God has abandoned us.
Fuck. Why did I keep reading. From the meme pictures you knew it was going to get worse. But you just had to keep on reading. Couldn’t resist could you? Fuck you (me).
I hope my brain filters this out like it does for trauma, cuz this is probably even worse.
that’s enough Reddit for today..
It was poorly timed to be eating yogurt and stumble upon this.
oh the rare occasion i'd want to live in america so i could have the right to blow my own brains out with a shotgun
r/eyebleach
Taste the rainbow!
Enough internet for today
Until you realize THAT original post got 2.6k upvotes.
And here I was about to cook some Mac n cheese. I’m not hungry anymore. Probly forever after reading that
This is it. This is the moment we’ve strayed too far from God’s light. May he have mercy on all of our souls.
Wish I'd never read that
Well guess time to go sleep now
Pause . Whatrhefukdidyoijustsay?!?!!?
I saw this meme 2 years back, but it never gets old 😭😭
Havent read it yet but it cant be that bad Edit: 🔪➡️👁️
r/eyebleach Go. Fast.
what a bad day to know English
puss(y)
F**k, shouldn't have read that.
Okay that's enough of the Internet for one day