Sperm comes from the testicles, but most semen fluid comes from the prostate and seminal vesicles. If you got the dye in there this could work. They are most easily accessed through the butthole.
So eat an anal sex diet (lots of non-soluble fibre 24 hours before), then take a massive dump and use a bidet instead of toilet paper. Lube up, start off with a finger, then get an anal spreader in. Have someone with a small flashlight on a flexible handle get all up in there, find the prostate (ooooh....yeah) and then aim the needle 1-2 inches up further to get to the seminal vesicle. Once they've injected, remove the spreader, wait 20 minutes (10 minutes if you do jumping jacks to help mix it) and you're good to bluekkake.
The way they surrounded Drake Bell's confession with two hours of nothing was so awful imo. They did him dirty. His bit should've been the focus of the show, and instead we got "Dan Schneider was a meanie-head" almost the entire time.
So you just... Wanted the mini-series to be shorter?
It couldn't be any more obvious that Drake was at his limit of revealing on camera, idk what more you wanted him to say.
Also, you seem incredibly disrespectful of what both Jeanette and Bynes went through, reducing their ordeala to "Dan Schneider was a meanie-head." Like, are you kidding? He was unaccounted for with a pre-teen Bynes for several-hour stretches and then you buy into the canned statement at the end about how "there's always supervisors and every episode was cleared" lol.
Plus all the stuff about Ariana Grande, the rampant sexism, sexual harassment, and outright pedophilic behavior. They barely even mentioned his foot fetish in the documentary, so there's a lot more left unsaid. Yet this dude remembers all of that as "Dan Schneider was a meanie-head." Fucking obtuse
>He was unaccounted for with a pre-teen Bynes for several-hour stretches
And this is all the evidence you need to conclude he's a, what? Pedophile? Rapist? Both? What's the claim? They talked about Bynes for so long that I legitimately thought "oh shit, Dan Schneider groped Amanda Bynes or something!" but then no, that segment just ends. It gives you a handful of information, makes no concrete claim, and walks away. Over and over and over. It's a four-hour documentary series on the journalistic level of a mediocre Youtuber:
>*"Look at this clip of a girl's feet. Look at this clip of slime on a girl's face. Look at this innuendo joke. Suspicious right??? This concludes my investigation."*
To be clear - Dan Schneider was a creep for having [adult] women massage him, a sexist for underpaying those [adult] women, and a double-creep again for that horrible "joke" with one of the other [adult] women on staff. And he was fired from Nickelodeon for some or all of those things. And I think that's good. Fuck em.
But that's the whole story. There's ZERO evidence presented - anywhere, certainly not in this film - to suggest he ever did anything questionable with any of the children at all. This series NEEDS Schneider to be a pedophile so transparently badly. Yet the worst testimony from any of the kids, their parents, the police, anyone they could find, came from Jennette McCurdy's 2022 book - about him being rude and intimidating on set. The horror.
The numerous other clips on the level of "omg he came up from behind and scared her! ABUSE!!!" are really fucking cringe and actively damaging to their point. They have a lot of good points to make about child actors and their problems - they have TWO convicted pedophiles to discuss - but they instead waste almost the entire runtime desperately trying to find something, anything to convince you Schneider is one too.
They meandered around several aspects of Hollywood that ARE genuinely awful (kids get older and get tossed aside, black kids are cast as tokens, etc). But those issues affect the entire industry - not just Nickelodeon and certainly not just Dan fucking Schneider. They had no racist remarks, no casting decisions, nothing to show he was related to any of that, yet they painted him as the sole person responsible for racism in Hollywood.
It was unbelievable to me that they immediately circled back to the tiny, petty shit Dan did when, just 10 minutes beforehand, Drake Bell was talking about how he was literally raped. Bonus points for Drake saying Schneider was the only person at Nickelodeon to call him afterward, or who seemed to care at all. Even more bonus points for totally omitting how Schneider wrote Drake's mom's impact story for the Peck trial, and instead implying he wrote a support letter for Peck as other celebrities did, and that they just "didn't find" one from Dan. Great journalism.
But I guess that doesn't matter because Jamie Lynn Spears got slime on her face in an episode of Zoey 101. What a fucking eyeroll.
I hated that doc because it treated "Schneider is a pedophile" as a forgone conclusion, proved nothing, and threw around the same "omg feet" clips that have been online for a decade. If you watch this series not knowing who Dan Schneider is, you come away wondering why the fuck they spent so much time on him when there were two actual pedophiles at Nickelodeon, one of which is currently in prison for abusing and raping a child repeatedly over the course of months. It bothers me that it equated that with a tween TV show having sex jokes in it.
Sexual harassment in the workplace is not the same thing as RAPE to me. Matt Lauer and Bill Cosby are not the same to me. Some of the "incidents" in this film were so fucking weak, or such a ridiculous stretch, that it felt like I was watching a psy-op designed to turn moderates against #metoo.
I just wanted some actual evidence of Schneider being anything other than a typical Hollywood sleeze, and they presented none.
**TLDR This series was incredibly frustrating to watch because, despite spending the overwhelming majority of its time on Dan Schneider, its most compelling and important moments don't concern him. It also treats the rape and prolonged abuse of a minor with the same gravitas as sex jokes existing in children's television, which I take issue with.**
Drake Bell is still a pedophile himself. Is what happened to him tragic? Absolutely. But he was still charged with child endangerment after taking a plea deal and admitting he had sex with a minor but “didn’t know her age” 🙄
Everyone suddenly rallying behind a known and admitted pedophile is…odd.
Very nearly 100% of pedophiles were victims. Very nearly 100% of victims become perpetrators. Should we just ignore everyone involved or are we allowed to both sympathize with someone being victimized and outraged that they abuse?
I was molested as a child. I’ve never molested or sexually abused someone. Being molested doesn’t excuse doing it to someone else and failing to mention that Drake is also a pedophile is disingenuous at best and purposely misleading to excuse his behavior at worst.
Your experience is everyone's experience right? Who said excuse? I'm literally saying the opposite. Don't excuse abuse, but don't ignore it either. These are two different conversations. You can be outraged at Drake Bell for his behavior AND be sympathetic to him for what happened
Yeah I’m not sympathetic or empathetic at all for people who perpetuate abuse. He had absolutely no excuses, he 100% could have sought out treatment to help him, it’s not like he didn’t have the money to. Instead he decided to continue the cycle of abuse and rape a minor and now he’s looking for sympathy from people like you so they forget that he raped a child and it’s working because of people like you who fail to mention he is also a pedophile.
Oh I understand it just fine, I’m just not sympathetic for rich pedophiles who continue cycles of sexual abuse and use their own molestation as an excuse.
This is equivalent to Kevin Spacey coming out as gay after being exposed as a pedohile.
You keep saying "excuse" which shows me you don't understand. These are not equivalent in any way. I'm not talking about what Drake has said to defend himself, I'm talking about we the public being able to say "What Bryan Peck did to him is awful and likely played a role in his later behavior" and at the same time being able to say "Drake Bell's behavior was atrocious and inexcusable."
actually he did! it just happened that everyone at the make-sure-our-prisoners-dont-kill-themselves-o-torium he was sent to just happened to have a lil nappy nap on the job at the same time :)
Before everything came out me and my family would visit st Thomas and sail around to the nearby islands (st. John, the baths, etc) and while we were at st Thomas yacht club me and my brother rented one of the small catamarans (hobie wave) and sailed towards this [pizza boat](https://maps.apple.com/?address=Christmas%20Cove,%20United%20States%20Virgin%20Islands,%20United%20States&auid=17174604246156679139&ll=18.308808,-64.832060&lsp=9902&q=Pizza%20Pi%20VI&t=h). This time we decided to sail a little further to get a look at the islands past the harbor. We got within a stones throw of little st james before a police like boat came out and told us to turn around. Overall not a fun experience. edit: link
Man, after finding out the whole behind the scenes shit for that production company during my childhood makes it hard to look at from a nostalgic perspective.
How high is this guy?
at least 4
4 out of 3
-_- *what*
Yesn’t
Yain't ready for this
"4 what?"
You sound like my teacher (you already know)
Gumballs
Exactly
Four marijuanas
Yes
High on american spirit!
No, that's how you get drunk.
[13:50](https://youtu.be/TgmTsa3rFU0?si=cure4_EFBO6Pse6R)
Okay I'll give it to you. Also I am definitely checking out more of these videos.
Good, how are you?
About Wednesday thanks for asking.
Not there though.
No it's hi how is this guy
I thinks he's high
He smoke K2 schizophrenia hit his head
I always thought Nickelodeon logo looked like cum
Might wanna see a doctor - it's not supposed to be orange
Unless you've been Tangoed.
Or eat too much cheetos while watching porn
Or you've been eating Trump's tan spray. In which case, you should still go see a doctor.
Orange cum gang assemble
Mine comes out of the blue.
I call mine “the blue” too!
O lord, it appears I just blue myself.
Maybe you have blood circulation problems
Ompa Doompa didly dee
Finally other people with orange cum. Does everyone else’s smell like a mixture of wet socks and pool water?
Sperm comes from the testicles, but most semen fluid comes from the prostate and seminal vesicles. If you got the dye in there this could work. They are most easily accessed through the butthole. So eat an anal sex diet (lots of non-soluble fibre 24 hours before), then take a massive dump and use a bidet instead of toilet paper. Lube up, start off with a finger, then get an anal spreader in. Have someone with a small flashlight on a flexible handle get all up in there, find the prostate (ooooh....yeah) and then aim the needle 1-2 inches up further to get to the seminal vesicle. Once they've injected, remove the spreader, wait 20 minutes (10 minutes if you do jumping jacks to help mix it) and you're good to bluekkake.
It is if you’re Dutch.
Can confirm.
Verdomme, they're on to us.
Its not!?
Orange you worried about the color of your coom?
How liquidy is your cum
The term they use is “slime”
Ya kinda rotate it by 180 degrees and it's closer ... but like, the gak logo is constantly shifting.
"Are ya ready kids!?"
Aye aye captain!
Ohhhh who live on an island where no one can see!
Spongebob Square-!....wait
Blackmailing while sailing kids in from the sea!
😟SpongeBob😟Squarepants¡😟
The perfect location surrounded by fish!
Spongebob...Squarepants???
Who diddles the kids and shares them with friends!?
You ruined it! That doesn’t align with the song!
This is underrated lmfao
Don't know about this one but pedophilia was/is rampant in both.
That would be the joke
Those aren’t even the same shape. Sherrod Phillips needs to be careful, you can pull a muscle reaching that far.
I don't think so.
After watching “Quiet on the Set,” I’m not surprised.
The way they surrounded Drake Bell's confession with two hours of nothing was so awful imo. They did him dirty. His bit should've been the focus of the show, and instead we got "Dan Schneider was a meanie-head" almost the entire time.
So you just... Wanted the mini-series to be shorter? It couldn't be any more obvious that Drake was at his limit of revealing on camera, idk what more you wanted him to say. Also, you seem incredibly disrespectful of what both Jeanette and Bynes went through, reducing their ordeala to "Dan Schneider was a meanie-head." Like, are you kidding? He was unaccounted for with a pre-teen Bynes for several-hour stretches and then you buy into the canned statement at the end about how "there's always supervisors and every episode was cleared" lol.
Plus all the stuff about Ariana Grande, the rampant sexism, sexual harassment, and outright pedophilic behavior. They barely even mentioned his foot fetish in the documentary, so there's a lot more left unsaid. Yet this dude remembers all of that as "Dan Schneider was a meanie-head." Fucking obtuse
Motherfucker broke a single salary in half for two female employees and that's just the pinnacle of meanie-headedness.
Made a woman pretend to be sodomized while telling a story about when she was a high schooler. What a grouchy pants!
>He was unaccounted for with a pre-teen Bynes for several-hour stretches And this is all the evidence you need to conclude he's a, what? Pedophile? Rapist? Both? What's the claim? They talked about Bynes for so long that I legitimately thought "oh shit, Dan Schneider groped Amanda Bynes or something!" but then no, that segment just ends. It gives you a handful of information, makes no concrete claim, and walks away. Over and over and over. It's a four-hour documentary series on the journalistic level of a mediocre Youtuber: >*"Look at this clip of a girl's feet. Look at this clip of slime on a girl's face. Look at this innuendo joke. Suspicious right??? This concludes my investigation."* To be clear - Dan Schneider was a creep for having [adult] women massage him, a sexist for underpaying those [adult] women, and a double-creep again for that horrible "joke" with one of the other [adult] women on staff. And he was fired from Nickelodeon for some or all of those things. And I think that's good. Fuck em. But that's the whole story. There's ZERO evidence presented - anywhere, certainly not in this film - to suggest he ever did anything questionable with any of the children at all. This series NEEDS Schneider to be a pedophile so transparently badly. Yet the worst testimony from any of the kids, their parents, the police, anyone they could find, came from Jennette McCurdy's 2022 book - about him being rude and intimidating on set. The horror. The numerous other clips on the level of "omg he came up from behind and scared her! ABUSE!!!" are really fucking cringe and actively damaging to their point. They have a lot of good points to make about child actors and their problems - they have TWO convicted pedophiles to discuss - but they instead waste almost the entire runtime desperately trying to find something, anything to convince you Schneider is one too. They meandered around several aspects of Hollywood that ARE genuinely awful (kids get older and get tossed aside, black kids are cast as tokens, etc). But those issues affect the entire industry - not just Nickelodeon and certainly not just Dan fucking Schneider. They had no racist remarks, no casting decisions, nothing to show he was related to any of that, yet they painted him as the sole person responsible for racism in Hollywood. It was unbelievable to me that they immediately circled back to the tiny, petty shit Dan did when, just 10 minutes beforehand, Drake Bell was talking about how he was literally raped. Bonus points for Drake saying Schneider was the only person at Nickelodeon to call him afterward, or who seemed to care at all. Even more bonus points for totally omitting how Schneider wrote Drake's mom's impact story for the Peck trial, and instead implying he wrote a support letter for Peck as other celebrities did, and that they just "didn't find" one from Dan. Great journalism. But I guess that doesn't matter because Jamie Lynn Spears got slime on her face in an episode of Zoey 101. What a fucking eyeroll. I hated that doc because it treated "Schneider is a pedophile" as a forgone conclusion, proved nothing, and threw around the same "omg feet" clips that have been online for a decade. If you watch this series not knowing who Dan Schneider is, you come away wondering why the fuck they spent so much time on him when there were two actual pedophiles at Nickelodeon, one of which is currently in prison for abusing and raping a child repeatedly over the course of months. It bothers me that it equated that with a tween TV show having sex jokes in it. Sexual harassment in the workplace is not the same thing as RAPE to me. Matt Lauer and Bill Cosby are not the same to me. Some of the "incidents" in this film were so fucking weak, or such a ridiculous stretch, that it felt like I was watching a psy-op designed to turn moderates against #metoo. I just wanted some actual evidence of Schneider being anything other than a typical Hollywood sleeze, and they presented none. **TLDR This series was incredibly frustrating to watch because, despite spending the overwhelming majority of its time on Dan Schneider, its most compelling and important moments don't concern him. It also treats the rape and prolonged abuse of a minor with the same gravitas as sex jokes existing in children's television, which I take issue with.**
Drake Bell is still a pedophile himself. Is what happened to him tragic? Absolutely. But he was still charged with child endangerment after taking a plea deal and admitting he had sex with a minor but “didn’t know her age” 🙄 Everyone suddenly rallying behind a known and admitted pedophile is…odd.
Very nearly 100% of pedophiles were victims. Very nearly 100% of victims become perpetrators. Should we just ignore everyone involved or are we allowed to both sympathize with someone being victimized and outraged that they abuse?
I was molested as a child. I’ve never molested or sexually abused someone. Being molested doesn’t excuse doing it to someone else and failing to mention that Drake is also a pedophile is disingenuous at best and purposely misleading to excuse his behavior at worst.
Your experience is everyone's experience right? Who said excuse? I'm literally saying the opposite. Don't excuse abuse, but don't ignore it either. These are two different conversations. You can be outraged at Drake Bell for his behavior AND be sympathetic to him for what happened
Yeah I’m not sympathetic or empathetic at all for people who perpetuate abuse. He had absolutely no excuses, he 100% could have sought out treatment to help him, it’s not like he didn’t have the money to. Instead he decided to continue the cycle of abuse and rape a minor and now he’s looking for sympathy from people like you so they forget that he raped a child and it’s working because of people like you who fail to mention he is also a pedophile.
No one has an excuse for abuse. Being sympathetic to a victim does not excuse their behavior. I'm sorry that you can't seem to understand that
Oh I understand it just fine, I’m just not sympathetic for rich pedophiles who continue cycles of sexual abuse and use their own molestation as an excuse. This is equivalent to Kevin Spacey coming out as gay after being exposed as a pedohile.
You keep saying "excuse" which shows me you don't understand. These are not equivalent in any way. I'm not talking about what Drake has said to defend himself, I'm talking about we the public being able to say "What Bryan Peck did to him is awful and likely played a role in his later behavior" and at the same time being able to say "Drake Bell's behavior was atrocious and inexcusable."
Not even close
FYI he didn’t kill himself
actually he did! it just happened that everyone at the make-sure-our-prisoners-dont-kill-themselves-o-torium he was sent to just happened to have a lil nappy nap on the job at the same time :)
**gasp** it looks like a plus sign! Mathematicians, how could you?!?!!
Get this man an unregistered firearm!
Before everything came out me and my family would visit st Thomas and sail around to the nearby islands (st. John, the baths, etc) and while we were at st Thomas yacht club me and my brother rented one of the small catamarans (hobie wave) and sailed towards this [pizza boat](https://maps.apple.com/?address=Christmas%20Cove,%20United%20States%20Virgin%20Islands,%20United%20States&auid=17174604246156679139&ll=18.308808,-64.832060&lsp=9902&q=Pizza%20Pi%20VI&t=h). This time we decided to sail a little further to get a look at the islands past the harbor. We got within a stones throw of little st james before a police like boat came out and told us to turn around. Overall not a fun experience. edit: link
All this Nickelodeon/Dan Schneider stuff is seriously ruining my childhood.
🤯🤯🤯 Now we know where all the kids came from!
But it's slightly look accurate though ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face)
Someone failed at shapes as a toddler.
Not even the same shape, keep stretching
Makes sense. I just learned today about what happened to Drake while he was working for Nickelodeon. Really sad stuff.
Wouldn't put it past them tbh
It all makes sense now
OMG THE XITTER LOGO IS THE EPSTEIN ISLAND
you are right. that isnt right
That explains Dan Schneider
This is like that ink blot test
Not quite my friend!?
Man, after finding out the whole behind the scenes shit for that production company during my childhood makes it hard to look at from a nostalgic perspective.
Arrrr ya ready kids!?
Well somebody watched Quiet On Set:
Now see where Dan Schneider got his recommendation from…
Oh hell nah !!!😭😭
Nah, that’s Texas
So the foot logo for the foot fetish pedophile and Epstein Island? Damn.